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Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are over their marriage
July 20th, 2015 under The Voice. [ Comments: none ]

For years Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert denied that their marriage was in trouble and today they announced that they are getting a divorce. The former-couple, who were married for four years, released this statement to AP, “This is not the future we envisioned. And it is with heavy hearts that we move forward separately.” Then they added, “We are real people, with real lives, with real families, friends and colleagues. Therefore, we kindly ask for privacy and compassion concerning this very personal matter.”
Too bad Adam Levine is married because could you imagine if these two were single at the same time? Their Bromance would be taken to a whole new level of awesomeness. No woman would be safe and she wouldn’t want to be.


The things Blake Shelton can do with his finger!
September 23rd, 2014 under Conan O'Brien, The Voice. [ Comments: none ]

Pizza Hut released a really weird online ad with Blake Shelton, and Conan O’Brien had a field day with it. He replaced the pizza with other objects that The Voice’s coach’s finger could be used for, and it’s crazy how well they worked. Although who would think a pussy being poked by him would make that sound. I don’t want to finger point, but maybe the TBS show went a little too far with that one…


Blake Shelton taps that!
September 18th, 2014 under Jimmy Fallon, The Voice. [ Comments: none ]

Jimmy Fallon challenged The Voice’s Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani to a Lip Sync Battle on The Tonight Show yesterday and the country crooner won it all with the first number. His first song was Taco’s Puttin’ on the Ritz. It wasn’t his lip syncing that won me over, it was his tap dance moves at the end of the performance. Who knew? Shelton just finds new way to tap his way into my heart and this was just the latest.
Forget Alfonso Ribeiro, Blake is the true Tap Dance Kid!


Adam Levine and Jimmy Fallon talk about Gwen Stefani’s Emmy error!
September 3rd, 2014 under Emmys, Jimmy Fallon, The Voice. [ Comments: none ]

Adam Levine was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon and him talked about Gwen Stefani doing a John Travolta to Stephen Colbert’s name. The Maroon 5 singer explained that his Voice co-Coach was having problems saying his name before they presented and he tried to help her out. But when the time came, nerves took over.
Then the NBC late night host explained that his going up there to accept the award was unplanned. Colbore, I mean Coldbear, I mean Colbert, and him had not planned what happened next and it all came naturally.
No doubt that one little f*ck up by the No Doubt singer turned into comedy gold.


Gwen Stefani has The Voice!
April 29th, 2014 under Gwen Stefani, The Voice. [ Comments: none ]

For a little over a week it has been rumored that Gwen Stefani is joining The Voice and today NBC made the news official. The No Doubt singer will be joining the singing competition in the fall along with Pharrell Williams and his hat. In case you are one of the few people who doesn’t know who they are, they will be performing on Monday’s show. Stefani will get the audience rockin’ to Hollaback Girl and Williams will get them happy with Come Get It Bae.
So in other words, The Voice gets Gwen Stefani, Pharrell Wiliams and his hat, and American Idol got Harry Connick Jr and Jennifer Lopez. Is there any doubt why Idol’s rating are dropping fast and The Voice’s are going up faster? I mean, the NBC show gets artists that are charting now and Idol gets ones that haven’t charted since their contestants were born. You gotta respect the crap out of Mark Burnett for not only knowing which musicians are hot, but also for having the ability to get them to do his show. Everyone of their coaches has not needed the show to get them liked again (see J-Lo) and yet they still do it! Pharrell Wiliams’ hats off to Reality Show Mogul!

Side note: That photo was taken in at the 2005 Billboard Music Awards when Gwen won Digital Song of the Year for Hollaback Girl. I was looking for photo of them together, thought that one was perfect, picked and then found she won for the song she will be singing on Monday. Total kismet.


Is Adam Levine trying to tell us he’s a cross dresser?
April 18th, 2014 under The Voice. [ Comments: 2 ]

We know that Adam Levine has moves like Jagger, but are we now finding out he likes to dress like a woman when he isn’t singing that song? The Maroon 5 singer was photographed holding some bras, so what are we supposed to think? Well even though we are thinking that, the real reason he is holding women’s apparel is because he just launched a line of clothing for the ladies at Kmart. That’s right girls, we can dress the way The Voice coach wants us to, if we go to Kmart and buy something from the Adam Levine Women’s Collection. I saw a few things that made me want to pick up the payphone and order them right now! Did you see anything you liked?


CeeLo Green’s pussy is replaced by Pharrell Williams’ hat!
March 31st, 2014 under Pharrell Williams, The Voice. [ Comments: none ]

CeeLo Green announced last month that he was leaving The Voice after this season to focus on music and today NBC announced that Pharrell Williams would be replacing him in the fall! I think he will be a great addition to the panel. That is as long as he leaves that hat home. Otherwise no one in the audience behind him will be able to see the contestants sing. Oh wait, isn’t that the idea of the singing competition?
Are you happy he will be a coach on The Voice?
Finally, NBC the rest of the coaches for season 7 will be announced at a later date. Wonder if that means they are still trying to confirm Adam Levine and Blake Shelton, who have been part of every season of the show, will be back for a 7th battle round.


Did Blake Shelton just admit to doing p0rn?
March 28th, 2014 under The Voice. [ Comments: none ]

Blake Shelton has had some interesting Tweets, and in the latest one The Voice coach admitted that he just watched his first p0rn movie ever. Then he added that he looked young, implying he was in it. So is that his way of saying he did adult entertainment before he entertained adults? It’s probably just one of his drunk Tweets, but for a second my honey bee got really excited. So if he did do a p0rn, can someone send me the name of it so I can see it.


CeeLo Green left The Voice for this!
February 24th, 2014 under The Voice. [ Comments: none ]

Last week, CeeLo Green announced that he was leaving The Voice to get back into creating his own music; and today he released his first new music video on FunnyOrDie. Amy, is not just a song, it is lesson for people about accepting interracial relationships. The singer reunited with Goodie Mob and used puppet versions of themselves to teach kids and us about the first white girl he fell in love with when he was younger.
While the messaging is great, I just don’t know what to make of the trippy video. It’s like ’80s afterschool special on drugs and I’m not sure that is a bad thing.


CeeLo Green loses his Voice
February 19th, 2014 under The Voice. [ Comments: none ]

CeeLo Green is a guest on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and the Daytime talkshow host told him she is going to miss him on The Voice this season. It was then that he dropped a bomb by telling her that he was not only taking this season off, but he is never returning to the show as a Coach. He instead will be working on other projects for NBC and his first album in four years.
We will miss his cooler than coolness on the show, but I have faith they will find someone who is just as entertaining to sit in his red chair. If I can throw my hat into the ring, I hope that they replace him with Pharrell Williams. Mostly because I want to see how many different hats he can wear on the singing competition.


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