Oprah Winfrey was on David Letterman’s last Friday night show of The Late Show and he had a very important question for her? He asked, “With regard to the girls that you have in school in South Africa and yourself and society and culture generally, what do you think of smoking weed? Are you smoking?” Her reaction is priceless. It is like, WTF is going on here? When she comprehended what he just asked her that, she replied, “Actually no. I haven’t smoked weed in 30 years, really.”
Then the two of them exchanged stories about what they ate to feed their munchies. He ate 2 pints of ice cream and she downed a sleeve of Oreo cookies. That’s all? That ain’t nothing. But then again that is not the same stuff we have now.
BTW can you imagine them high together? That would be so much fun! I am sure he would be asking her to scream his name over and over and she would ask him to say, “Oprah Uma, Uma Oprah!” And they would laugh and laugh as they dipped their Oreos into to the ice cream!
Oprah Winfrey was on Live with Kelly and Michael and she told Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan that she is the master of stain removal. Kelly told her she is too, so Lady O asked her what’s her secret for removing small dog diarrhea. The Queen of Daytime then shared her secret remedy before admitting that she loves to clean up her own dogs’ poop. People try to do it for her, because who would ever think that she would want to do it herself, but she won’t let them.
Just when you think you know everything about the head of OWN, you learn something new about her like this! Seriously, who would’ve thought? Certainly not me!
For some reason people with the name Tyler in their name have it out for Oprah Winfrey. That’s because Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Tyler Perry both challenged Lady O to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, and she screamed louder than when she would give away all of those gifts on her show. Louder than Tom Cruise when he declared his love for Katie Holmes. She even jumped higher than him too.
Not only was it fun to see her react like that, I love when Gayle King asks her if it is cold.
On that note has anyone seen the two Tylers and Gayle since Oprah accepted the challenge?
BTW, here’s a bonus video, watch Steven Spielberg accept her challenge. Indiana Jones would be proud of him because he didn’t do an ET and try to phone home to get out of it.
Remember the good old days when Oprah Winfrey had her daytime talk show and would give her audience prizes like a car. She’d be like, “You get a car! You get a car! Everybody gets car!!!” Well, she no longer has that audience to give anything to. So what does she do instead? She calls her dogs over, holds some treats in her hands and then once they are seated, she gives them the treat as she says, “You get a treat! You get a treat! Everybody gets a treat!” Lucky dogs! They get to experience what we have all been missing and they get a treat on top of that. I want to be her dog!!!
Lindsay Lohan is a guest on The Late Show tonight and David Letterman said they should call her boss Oprah Winfrey. Even though the actress protested, the retiring CBS late night host called her. At first he disguised his voice, but eventually he let her know it was him on the phone. Then he asked Lady O how Lindsay was doing and she said she was doing OK. Then she added, “I think, you know, to have cameras around, following you around everywhere, through every phase of your life, when you are trying to pull your life together. I think that is a really difficult thing.” It was those words that brought tears to Lohan’s eyes, showing that it is really hard on her and having someone defend her is really what she needed.
But before it got too emotional, Dave does what he does best and made her laugh.
That is probably the realist we have seen Lohan and I hope we see more of it.
Oprah Winfrey has a good set of boobs and she hired two men to make sure they looked their best in the Stella McCartney gown that she wore to the BAFTAs yesterday. How many of you boys wish you had the tough job that Raj and Giuseppe had to do?
Oprah Winfrey wasn’t nominated for an Oscar today for her excellent work in The Butler, but she isn’t going to let that ruin her day. The head of OWN harvested her anger towards the Academy by harvesting some vegetables from her garden. How many of those voters can say they did that? Oh wait, not a good example, but you get my point. It’s Oprah freaking Winfrey and she can do and buy whatever she wants! Well maybe not an Oscar, but still you get my point.
Anyways, I love that she has a huge smile on her face and that she is showing her real hair. You know what I like it! She should let her hair be natural more often. Am I right?
Finally, I can’t believe that Oprah Winfrey is willing to let her hands get dirtier than I am. She harvests vegetables, cleans toilets and cooks for her pets, and I do none of that. I have people do that for me, unlike the woman who can afford it.
Oprah Winfrey has more money than Gd, but that doesn’t stop her from fixing her own toilet when it breaks. At least it appears that was in this photo that her BFF Gayle King Tweeted along with saying, “Stars they are just like us @Oprah at her other job plumber ….who knows how to fix the toilet” I guess after all of those years of Fix It people on her old talk show, she learned a thing or two.
Now I wish I would’ve watched it more often because if my toilet goes to the crapper, I call someone to fix it. Not only because I don’t know how to but because toilet water is so nasty unless I buy it in a bottle from an expensive department store!
Oprah Winfrey shared this photo from her trip to Maui and now we know it is true that all rainbows to lead to a pot of gold! I mean she is the closest thing that we have to a pot of a gold, right? You know, since she is worth that much…at least!