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Richard Simmons has a message for his fans
December 28th, 2015 under Richard Simmons. [ Comments: 4 ]

For the last year, no one has seen Richard Simmons, and people are concerned for him. Back in November, he broke his silence on Facebook and said, “I am so touched by the outpouring of love and concern I have received today. I have had a tough time dealing with this injury, as it is keeping me from doing what I truly love to do and that is to teach classes around the world. Make sure you keep Sweatin’!” And since then he has been silent.
Then yesterday, he took to Facebook to say, “I’ve never forgotten how amazing and loving you guys have been, especially in my tough times. It makes ALL the difference in the world.”
Hopefully, it will be enough to get him out of hiding. We understand he needs some to time heal, but he has made us so happy throughout the years, that we just want to do the same for him.


RIchard Simmons is ready to serve you!
July 2nd, 2014 under Richard Simmons. [ Comments: 1 ]

Richard Simmons loves to dress up and his latest inspiration was that of a Victorian maid. The Weight Saint said that if anyone is looking for a housekeeper, he’s available along with that picture. You know what, I so want to hire him because he would turn housekeeping into a workout and who doesn’t need that?
I can’t wait for his next exercise DVD, Sweatin’ to the Cleaning. I know, I would add it to my collection of his workout DVDs! Seriously, aren’t they so much fun to do? Or maybe I enjoy doing them so much because he is so much fun to watch as I get my Cardio done for the day.


Richard Simmons is a knockout!
January 7th, 2014 under Richard Simmons. [ Comments: none ]

Richard Simmons has been posting gorgeous pictures of himself all dressed up like Hollywood beauties and I think his latest might be the prettiest one of them all. Seriously, can he look any more fabulous in this photo? Simmons is even more stunning than a lot of the starlets currently walking the red carpets. Ciao Bella!
BTW I am so jealous that The Weight Saint has better closet of dresses than I do.


Richard Simmons’ nipples are showing!
December 3rd, 2013 under Richard Simmons. [ Comments: none ]

It is the 7th night of Chanukah; and good things come to those who wait because we just got the greatest gift of them all. That glorious present is Richard Simmons in a see-thru shirt that reveals his nipples. In all the years that we have been sweating with the Weight Saint, I don’t think we’ve ever seen his chest. Now thanks to that blue shirt, we are finally finding out that all those workouts have kept his chest looking just like it did when he first started exercising. Seriously, who knew all of that was under those tank tops he almost always wears?


Would this be considered a Richard Simmons’ sex tape?
September 30th, 2013 under Richard Simmons. [ Comments: 2 ]

Richard Simmons went to get his car washed and they have one of those automatic massage chairs there, while you wait for your car to get buffed. So of course he decided to try it and had himself filmed while experiencing the vibrating chair working his body up and down over and over again.
I don’t know about you, but he was making noises that sound a lot like he was doing something else. You know, Sweatin’ to the Oldies with just one partner and if really lucky on the rare occasion, two.
Anyways I don’t know what I just watched, but I can’t stop watching it and laughing hysterically.
I especially love how he didn’t get out of the chair when the camera stopped rolling. Because let’s be real, just like with a good stripper, you don’t stop with a dollar! You keep putting dollar bills in until you run out of them.


Howard Stern hurts Richard Simmons’ feelings
September 24th, 2013 under Howard Stern, Richard Simmons. [ Comments: none ]

Richard Simmons was a guest on The Howard Stern Show and both men declared their love for one another. Then as things got more intimate between them the Weight Saint wanted a kiss from the Shock Jock, but he refused. Even though just a lick was out of the question, the interview still went on. But then when Stern said he would never sweat in the bedroom with Simmons, it really hit a sore point with him and he walked out of the room all heartbroken. And because of that my heart breaks for him. How can you be mean to him? Simmons is so nice that you just want to make him laugh and not cry like Howard Stern did on the show today.


Richard Simmons being Richard Simmon and so much more!
September 5th, 2013 under Jimmy Kimmel, Richard Simmons. [ Comments: none ]

Richard Simmons was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and Bill Hader will never be the same. I don’t know what the hell happened during his 8 minute appearance on the ABC late night show yesterday, but I know I enjoyed it immensely.
So sit back to watch the most unusual thing you will see all day! Your core will get a great workout from laughing so much and that will make The Weight Saint very happy.


Looking at Richard Simmons will get you stoned!
August 13th, 2013 under Richard Simmons. [ Comments: 2 ]

As we all know Richard Simmons likes to play dress up and one of his latest outfits was a real beast. As in he dressed up as the mythical Medusa. It was so horrifying that he declared on Instagram, “Don’t look into my eyes Love. Medusa.” Unfortunately I didn’t follow his advice and now I am finding it really hard to type as my fingers turn to stone…


Richard Simmons is flaming!
July 22nd, 2013 under Richard Simmons. [ Comments: none ]

Richard Simmons Tweeted the above picture and said “I’m the flame that the Statue of Liberty is holding. God bless America!” He just made it so easy for me to go there that I had no choice but to.


Richard Simmons won’t grow up!
June 26th, 2013 under Richard Simmons. [ Comments: none ]

Richard Simmons dressed as Peter Pan yesterday proving that the nearly 65 year old Weight Saint has no intentions of ever growing up! And you know what, that is just how we like him! May he be a kid at heart forever! And me he not sweat his up coming birthday. Well he can sweat when he working out, but that is the only time.


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