It is the 7th night of Chanukah; and good things come to those who wait because we just got the greatest gift of them all. That glorious present is Richard Simmons in a see-thru shirt that reveals his nipples. In all the years that we have been sweating with the Weight Saint, I don’t think we’ve ever seen his chest. Now thanks to that blue shirt, we are finally finding out that all those workouts have kept his chest looking just like it did when he first started exercising. Seriously, who knew all of that was under those tank tops he almost always wears?
Richard Simmons went to get his car washed and they have one of those automatic massage chairs there, while you wait for your car to get buffed. So of course he decided to try it and had himself filmed while experiencing the vibrating chair working his body up and down over and over again.
I don’t know about you, but he was making noises that sound a lot like he was doing something else. You know, Sweatin’ to the Oldies with just one partner and if really lucky on the rare occasion, two.
Anyways I don’t know what I just watched, but I can’t stop watching it and laughing hysterically.
I especially love how he didn’t get out of the chair when the camera stopped rolling. Because let’s be real, just like with a good stripper, you don’t stop with a dollar! You keep putting dollar bills in until you run out of them.
Richard Simmons was a guest on The Howard Stern Show and both men declared their love for one another. Then as things got more intimate between them the Weight Saint wanted a kiss from the Shock Jock, but he refused. Even though just a lick was out of the question, the interview still went on. But then when Stern said he would never sweat in the bedroom with Simmons, it really hit a sore point with him and he walked out of the room all heartbroken. And because of that my heart breaks for him. How can you be mean to him? Simmons is so nice that you just want to make him laugh and not cry like Howard Stern did on the show today.
Richard Simmons was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and Bill Hader will never be the same. I don’t know what the hell happened during his 8 minute appearance on the ABC late night show yesterday, but I know I enjoyed it immensely.
So sit back to watch the most unusual thing you will see all day! Your core will get a great workout from laughing so much and that will make The Weight Saint very happy.
As we all know Richard Simmons likes to play dress up and one of his latest outfits was a real beast. As in he dressed up as the mythical Medusa. It was so horrifying that he declared on Instagram, “Don’t look into my eyes Love. Medusa.” Unfortunately I didn’t follow his advice and now I am finding it really hard to type as my fingers turn to stone…
Richard Simmons dressed as Peter Pan yesterday proving that the nearly 65 year old Weight Saint has no intentions of ever growing up! And you know what, that is just how we like him! May he be a kid at heart forever! And me he not sweat his up coming birthday. Well he can sweat when he working out, but that is the only time.
We are used to seeing Richard Simmons in his colorful tank tops and dolphin shorts, but not we are seeing the Weight Guru in a suit. Even with a jacket and a tie, he still knew how to pizazz it up in his own special way. And you know what he looks great! I wish he would dress like that more often.
Richard Simmons went to Hustler earlier today and bought that lovely outfit for Valentine’s Day to teach at Slimmons. So since his shorts are instructing you to kiss him there, my question for you is would you? I would because who doesn’t love him?