Bill Murray was a guest on The Late Show yesterday and he always knows how to make an entrance. Well last night, he made quite an exit. The actor was on the show to promote his movie St Vincent; and just as David Letterman asked him about it, Dr. Peter Venkman stopped him. Bob Wiley told him that he is committed to run in this year’s NYC marathon and he needs to start training for it now. As in right that second, so he got up and left the studio for a run. What happens next is only something Bill Murray could pull off and that is why we love him.
David Letterman is retiring from late night television some time next year, and it appears that he is already looking for his next job. Yesterday on The Late Show he used his time to audition for The Young & The Restless because the CBS late night host heard they were hiring. So how did he do? The CBS soap opera Tweeted this today, “YOU’RE HIRED, DAVE!”
I think he is going to be great as Nikki and Victor’s secret teenage daughter!
Will you watch him on the daytime drama?
Robert Downey Jr is doing press for his new movie The Judge, but all anyone wants to know about is is there going to be an Iron Man 4. So will there be one? Depends what show RDJ is on to get the answer to that question. He told Ellen DeGeneres yes, but he told David Letterman no. So I guess that means we are no closer to an answer than we were before.
Does this mean he is done playing Tony Stark? Doesn’t sound like it because he told The Late Show host that he has signed on to do some more Marvel movies.
I say that since Iron Man has already had 3 movies, it is about time for Howard the Duck got a second one. Who’s with me?
Neil Patrick Harris is on The Late Show tonight and David Letterman asked Doogie Howser about his memoir that is coming out next month. It was then that the How I Met Your Mother star admitted he included the CBS late night host in the book and he thinks of him as a father figure.
Sounds innocent at first, but then he goes on. Harris then reads, “Only a sexy father. So suave, so rakishly handsome. A generous kisser, a generous lover.” Then he continues on as we wish he would, “You might expect him to be more selfish in bed, but no he is very thoughtful. He’s always tending to my needs first.” Then he wrapped it by saying, “The next time I’m on the show, I’m going to find some organic way to tell him how much I appreciate that.”
I think he succeeded. Not only in telling Letterman how he feels about him, but getting us to want to read Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography.
Jack Hanna is always interesting when he is on The Late Show and boy he didn’t disappoint us yesterday. Jungle Jack asked David Letterman if he wanted to ride the camel that he brought out and the CBS late night host was excited to do it. But not as excited as Hanna who was demonstrating how to ride one without a saddle. What happens next might be illegal in some states because I don’t want to know what he was doing to that camel’s hump. What do you think he was doing?
You know it kind of reminds me of that mouse/elephant joke that was told in the movie Center Stage. Don’t know it, then click here!
Before Mark Harmon was People’s Sexiest Man Alive, he was rejected on The Dating Game. How sexy was the 20 year old in that 1972 episode?
To hear him tell David Letterman on The Late Show tonight about his experience on the game show, then click here!
Billy Eichner was on The Late Show yesterday and he did one of his challenges on David Letterman. Basically the CBS late night host had to guess if the name that Billy was reading to him was a Kentucky Derby Horse or a Celebrity’s Baby’s Name. As soon as Eichner started screaming at him, Dave started laughing the hardest I’ve seen him laugh in a long time. He truly enjoyed it, so much so that he didn’t want it to end. By the end of their chat Letterman was screaming back at him just as loud, if not louder.
I guess we know what Letterman’s next venture will be after he retires from The Late Show sometime next year. Eichner’s sidekick.
Dr Phil was on The Late Show yesterday, and David Letterman and him were talking about their ages. Then the CBS late host said that after 60 who cares, to which Dr Phil responded by saying when you get to their age it’s like “f*ck it.” The audience broke out into laughter and the daytime host thought it was for him. That is until he looked up at the monitor and saw there was a Priest sitting in the audience. At that moment, he realized his mistake and put his head down in shame.
We now know the secret on to shut up Dr Phil, get him to curse while there is a religious leader nearby.
BTW I wonder how many Hail Marys that Priest made him say and if the television doctor was like f*ck it.
Today is National Doggy Day and David Letterman celebrated it a day early on The Late Show. He had three dogs show us that they can jump further than you can by jump diving into a pool. The first pup leaped over 25′ while the other two flew over 30′ each. And I am happy if I don’t hit the side of the pool when I jump in.