Woody Harrelson was a guest on The Late Show yesterday and he demonstrated a pretty freakin’ great talent that he has. He gave David Letterman a book and told him to open to a certain page. Then he instructed him to pick a word at the top of that page. Once Letterman had the word locked, Woody told him to close the page and picture the it. This is where it gets really good, Woody then had to guess what the word Letterman had commissioned into his memory was. Letter by letter Woody spelled the word out, but was it the word the CBS host picked? You will just have to watch because what he is does will leave you amazed.
AJ Clemente went from Bismark, ND weekend co-anchor to a world wide web sensation over the weekend when he said “f*cking sh!tty” on his first day at the job on Sunday. Then on Monday he was fired from that job and today he was doing almost every show available to him in NYC. He ended his day on The Late Show and David Letterman was trying to get him his old job back. The CBS host asked him if he would take that job back and the out-of-work reporter has let his overnight success get to head. He thinks ESPN would offer him a job, but let’s be real he needs a few more years in a bigger market for that to happen. If I were him, I think he should go for CNN because they let you get away with getting the facts wrong and still let you keep your job.
Steve Martin has been on The Late Show more times than we can count, but tonight he tried to get out of his appearance. Instead of calling it in before the show started taping, he tried to do it after he sat down on the couch. He apologized to David Letterman that he was unable to be on the show because he was in Europe. Then he got up and walked out, but one of the staffers from the CBS show stopped him and he miraculously made it back from overseas before you could say that he is a wild and crazy guy.
Harrison Ford was on The Late Show and David Letterman asked him if he is going to be in the next Star Wars. Then Han Solo asked the CBS late night host to drop that line of questioning because it is a sensitive topic for him. That’s because for a long time they haven’t asked him to be part of it. You can tell that he is really hurt by that, at least I think that is his hurt reaction because he really doesn’t show any.
Seriously how can you have a sequel to the Star Wars trilogy and not have him in it? May the force be with Han Solo.
Lindsay Lohan is on The Late Show tonight on CBS at 11:35p and David Letterman asked her if she is supposed to be in rehab right now. She then responded like a bitch to him and said “Do you not watch anything that goes on? May 2nd.” He then tried to get out of her why she is going there for three months and she dodged those questions. All he did get out of her was, “No, I think, to be honest, I’m the happiest when I’m working and the healthiest, and I think this an opportunity for me to, you know, focus on what I love in life. And I don’t think it’s a bad thing. I think it’s a blessing and not a curse.” So is that her way of saying she will be acting the whole time she is in there?
She should’ve known he was going to ask her about rehab, only the Jimmys wouldn’t have. Jay Leno and Letterman are not afraid (of the publicists) to ask the tough questions.
Shia LaBeouf was a guest on The Late Show yesterday and David Letterman asked him about the boot on the foot. The actor explained that he broke his foot while jumping rope? Did he do it trying to join a double dutch team? Nope he took up boxing after he got fired from Orphans. I wonder who he was picturing when he was punching the bag? Could it be his former-co-star that he talked about on the CBS talk show?
James Franco was a guest on The Late Show and he asked David Letterman why the writer/director of his new movie Spring Breakers is banned from the CBS talk show. Franco said that he heard that Harmony Korine was banned because before he appeared on the show for a fourth time, he pushed Meryl Streep. Letterman said that is not why he is banned, but it does have to do with something that happened with Streep. His side of the story is, “I went upstairs to greet Meryl Streep and welcome her to the show, and I knock on the door and she was not in there. And I looked around, and she was not in there, and I found Harmony going through her purse. True story. And so I said, ‘That’s it, put her things back in her bag and then get out.’”
Afterwards Letterman said he would have him back on the show, but I don’t see any reason to because his movie already flopped. Can you tell I am still disgusted with Harmony over Kids, one of the most despicable movies ever made?
Now when it comes to the banning it’s OK to make a fool of yourself like Joaquin Phoenix did, but it is not OK to allegedly go through someone’s purse like Harmony did. Sounds rationale to me.
Eva Mendes is a guest on The Late Show tonight and she told David Letterman about her dog. She has a Belgian Malinois and she was looking for a merciful way to train him so she got him a shock collar. But before she tried it on her attack dog, she tried it on herself. She said it was like that feeling you get when she shake someone’s hand who is wearing a buzzer, but worse. That doesn’t sound like fun, oh wait maybe it does.
Selena Gomez is a guest The Late Show tonight and David Letterman asked her how she is doing now that she is no longer dating Justin Bieber. She responded with a huge smile by saying, “I’m so good!” And the Beebs bashing didn’t stop there. The CBS host than told her that the last time the Baby Baby was on his show, he made him cry. The Spring Breaker didn’t hesitate to give him this little tidbit, “That makes two of us.” Dang whatever he did to her, must’ve been a bad bad thing and I so want to know what it is! Hint to the next talk show that has her on.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson and his fiance’ started a charity called Tie The Knot and they sell bow ties to raise money and awareness for marriage equality. Yesterday he was on The Late Show to promote it and he told Dave Letterman that he tied his own bow tie. So when the CBS host asked him to demonstrate that, he couldn’t do it.
So I guess in a way that was his way of saying until everyone can get married, he won’t be able to tie his knot. Once everyone can get married, then he will tie the best bow tie you and I have ever seen. Hopefully we can all make that happen in the very near future because everyone should be allowed to get married to whomever they want and then get a divorce from that same person!
