Anna Kendrick was on The Late Show yesterday after the Christmas Toy segment and she told David Letterman that one of the toys looks like a “fur covered dildo.” The CBS late host told her he didn’t realize that until she mentioned it to him. After someone on the set brings it out to him, he tells her that is all he could see the cat toy as. I don’t know what took him so long because just like Anna that was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw it. So much so, I am going to order a Cat Paw for my pussy. For $9.99 (the price not inches) it is the gift that keeps on giving until she moans, “Meow! Meow! Meow!” and starts purring like crazy. I just don’t know if I should get her the black one, the orange one or the white one? I guess, I will get her one of each! I know she will love it because it is so purrfect for her.
BTW watch as Shannon Eis tried to hint that the toy is more than it appears to be on the surface.
Ben Stiller was on The Late Show yesterday and the actor told David Letterman about the time he went on a hot air balloon ride with his family in Italy. All the pictures we have seen of that form of transportation make it seem like a dream come true, but for Zoolander it was nightmare. He went into complete detail about what it is like to prepare for the ride, travel in it and then come crashing down. His ordeal was so terrifying, it will make you never want to go up in one. He made it sound like it is just as traumatic as going to see most of his movies. And that is something none of us want to relive.
So listen to his tale and let me know if it makes you want to cross off hot air balloon ride of your bucket list without ever going in one?
BTW some sad but expected news came out about The Late Show today, David Letterman’s final appearance on the show will be May 20th. So mark your calendars for his goodbye.
David Letterman was brave enough to have Joaquin Phoenix on his show for a second time after that infamous interview, and the actor did another crazy thing on The Late Show yesterday.
Phoenix told the CBS late night host that he has met “The One” and he asked her to marry him. Then he made the announcement that he is engaged. Everyone was so happy for him, but the only thing is that he lied.
This morning he got real with Good Morning America and explained, “I think like my life’s so boring, and it seemed like something exciting to talk about, and I wanted the audience to like me.” Then he added, “They really like people getting married.” If the press is sad that he is not betrothed, then he offered, “I can get engaged again, if you like.” Like we will believe him if he really said he was going to married after this fake out.
And talking about fake outs, you know the expression ” Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.” I am sure that is going through Letterman’s mind right about now. That and he is probably so happy he is retiring, so he doesn’t ever have to interview that eccentric actor again. I can’t believe he had him on the show after that wacky interview he did for his atrocious movie I’m Still Here.
Jake Gyllenhall was on The Late Show yesterday and David Letterman asked him to demonstrate the “Salmon” on him. What is it? Basically, you go up to someone who is standing with their legs apart, scream “Salmon!” as you quickly move your hand back and forth between their legs several times. Even though it doesn’t look like it would be fun to have it happen to you, the CBS late night seemed to really enjoy it. And I enjoyed watching it!
Jennifer Lawrence is one of the few younger actors who really gets David Letterman excited about interviewing again and she didn’t disappoint yesterday on The Late Show.
Their chat started off with him telling her he really liked her friends backstage, and then she told the CBS late night host about the first time she met one of them. She explained that the first time she saw the girl, she said the dirtiest thing she ever heard and he was obsessed about knowing what it was. The Oscar winner said it is too dirty to say on television, so she whispered it to him in his ear. He quickly showed his excitement to what she just said and made a dirty hand gesture with his fingers, but I don’t think on purpose.
And the interview just gets better or worse, depending how you look at it, from there. So spend the next 20 minutes watching one of the greatest late night interviews in a while. Plus, you want to see Letterman’s reaction to when she asks him, “You want to get out of here?”
Jennifer Lopez was on The Late Show yesterday and David Letterman was going over all of her perfumes and colognes. The CBS late night host asked her if he could smell one of her colognes and no matter how many times she sprayed it, he wasn’t able to get a whiff of it. He told her to spray it up in the air, but he leaned forward as she did it. Therefore, he got a face full of the stuff and some of it went in to his eyes. His reaction to what just happened is why I am going to miss the man who has been on our TVs for nearly a third of a century.
Mulaney has sadly made us forget what a comedic genius Martin Short truly is; but with one performance on The Late Show with David Letterman, it is all coming back to us. Jiminy Glick sang a song about the plastic surgery celebrities get. It is so scary and yet brilliant, how perfectly he nailed it.
Then at the end of his tune, he debuted his new look if he got all the work, that all of those people got, done. Who do you think he looks like? I want to see if we agree!
Bill Murray was a guest on The Late Show yesterday and he always knows how to make an entrance. Well last night, he made quite an exit. The actor was on the show to promote his movie St Vincent; and just as David Letterman asked him about it, Dr. Peter Venkman stopped him. Bob Wiley told him that he is committed to run in this year’s NYC marathon and he needs to start training for it now. As in right that second, so he got up and left the studio for a run. What happens next is only something Bill Murray could pull off and that is why we love him.
David Letterman is retiring from late night television some time next year, and it appears that he is already looking for his next job. Yesterday on The Late Show he used his time to audition for The Young & The Restless because the CBS late night host heard they were hiring. So how did he do? The CBS soap opera Tweeted this today, “YOU’RE HIRED, DAVE!”
I think he is going to be great as Nikki and Victor’s secret teenage daughter!
Will you watch him on the daytime drama?
Robert Downey Jr is doing press for his new movie The Judge, but all anyone wants to know about is is there going to be an Iron Man 4. So will there be one? Depends what show RDJ is on to get the answer to that question. He told Ellen DeGeneres yes, but he told David Letterman no. So I guess that means we are no closer to an answer than we were before.
Does this mean he is done playing Tony Stark? Doesn’t sound like it because he told The Late Show host that he has signed on to do some more Marvel movies.
I say that since Iron Man has already had 3 movies, it is about time for Howard the Duck got a second one. Who’s with me?