George Lopez hit the road with his act, and when he was done with his show at the Caesars Windsor in Canada yesterday he hit the floor because he was so drunk. How drunk was he? Hotel Security arrested him for public intoxication and according to TMZ no charges have been filed yet. After he sobered up, he was sent on his way.
You know the saying the show must go on, well as of now his show there tonight will go on. I wonder if he will talk about this during his set. He should because that is what the people are going to want to hear. At least I know that is what I want to hear. Seriously, there is so much material there. He can say, his room wasn’t big enough so he decided to sleep in the biggest room he could find…the casino. Or since he was in Canada, he wanted to act like their biggest national treasure, Justin Bieber. And so on.
And you know they say there is no such bad thing as bad publicity? Well this is one to get word out that his new FX show Saint George is premiering on March 6th at 9p.
George Lopez is an out of work actor and talk show host, and looks like he is not above begging for his next job. He was pictured on his knees, clasping on to Eva Longoria’s dress as she walked on by him. But before you think he is asking for her a job, he was just trying to catch up to his Alma Awards co-host. Although I prefer to think that he was imploring with her to get him a job on the final season of Desperate Housewives.
BTW you can see the two of them host the show this Friday on NBC.
About two years ago TBS branched out into late night TV with George Lopez and today they announced that they were cancelling Lopez Tonight. The network released this statement about the cancellation, “TBS has reached the difficult decision not to order a third season of Lopez Tonight. Thursday will be the final episode of the show. We are proud to have partnered with George Lopez, who is an immensely talented comedian and entertainer. TBS has valued its partnership with George and appreciates all of his work on behalf of the network, both on and off the air.” I am sad to see this show go because for a first time late night host, he did a pretty good job. Plus he got some good guests on the show and treated them right. I really hope they can get Erik Estrada to appear on the final episode because it would be a nice consolation prize for Lopez.
TBS has not announced what will replace the show but hopefully they won’t replace Lopez Tonight with The George Lopez Show repeats because that would be a kick in the pants.
The other night on Lopez Tonight, George Lopez had on Steve from Saving Wildlife International who brought some animals with him and the critters left quite an impression. The first animal that was brought out bit the late night host on the chin and caused him to bleed. As soon as the show was over the Bush Baby was taken to the hospital and tested to see if he cauught anything from Lopez. Luckily the little guy was OK and didn’t catch anything.
As the segment went on he brought out bigger and deadlier animals and Lopez tried to keep his cool. Especially when he had a full grown alligator’s foot on his nuts. But I guess the gator was used to it because the animal trainer brought out a baby one in his pants. Even I as a girl know that is a bad idea.
Now I understand why late hosts like Lopez and Jimmy Kimmel are not fans of animal segments after watching what happened. But I still like them because even the deadliest animal is still cute when it is on my TV and not in fornt of me without a cage.
As expected Arnold Schwazenegger and his mistress Mildred “Patty” Baena are the talk of all the late night shows. But unlike all the other ones, George Lopez is the only Latino hosting one. So he seized the opportunity to dress up as the maid, who left such a big mess no one can clean it up. Let’s just say he was so ugly in drag, I think that that only the Governator would be interested in doing the nasty with him.
BTW I wonder if when Maria Shriver hired her, it was kind of like how Daniel Meade’s dad hired Betty on Ugly Betty? You know, thinking that she wasn’t his type and that there was no way he would want to sleep with her? Guess that plan backfired for her, if that was the case.
BTW below is the skit that ran on Lopez Tonight yesterday.
Nick Cannon was on Lopez Tonight yesterday and he talked to George Lopez about his brand new twins. He shared with the TBS late night host about the birthing experience and how his son and daughter got their names.
As prepared as Nick was for their birth and even with a few test runs, he still freaked out when the actual time came. He was so nervous that he got lost in the hospital and found himself in the psych ward instead of the maternity one. What a way for the boy and girl to start off their first day in the world.
Now when it comes to their names even with the written explanations Moroccan Scott and Monroe sounded kind of unusual. Well now that he explained their meanings and importance they sound so much better. As we know their daughter was named after Marilyn Monroe and they chose her last name because it is a “strong name for a woman.” I personally love the name. Now when it comes to their son, who was named after a room in their place, it was also the same room that they got engaged in. How sweet is that? And his parents don’t call him by his full name, instead they call him Rock. That will definitely help him as he grows up from getting teased by his classmates.
Nick also revealed that twins are still in the hospital and they will be home any day now. Let’s hope they bring them home ASAP because if I were a baby I would want to experience their nursery as soon as I could.
Back in August Mark Wahlberg was on George Lopez and he told the talk show host that his daughter Ella Rae has Bieber Fever so he called Justin Bierber for her but he never returned his call. Well yesterday Marky Mark became the best dad in the world to his little girl because he did something better than get her a call from the Baby singer, he was able to get her to meet him at the Variety’s 4th Annual Power Of Youth Event. Looking at her face, Marky Mark will get her to do whatever he wants until she hits puberty or until she has her next crush.
BTW I am glad that Justin Bieber made time to meet Ella Rae because I would have feared for him if he didn’t because Wahlberg threatened to mess up his hair if he didn’t get back to him…
George Lopez and his wife Ann are getting a divorce after 17 years of marriage according to TMZ. They added that they had been working on details of their split for a while, but have decided for an amicable divorce to protect their 15 year old daughter. There was no reason mentioned why the two are divorcing, but earlier in the year The National Enquirer reported that the TBS late night host had hired at least one hooker.
Back in 2005 the couple made news when Ann donated one her kidneys to her husband, so I have to wonder does she get it back in the divorce? Afterall she gets half of everything in California!
For some reason George Lopez dressed up as a woman for Teen Choice Awards and boy he is an ugly girl. I don’t know if he was trying to look like Snooki, Kristen Stewart or the fourth Kardashin sister, hopefully we will find out why he wore a black short dress tonight on Fox at 8p and it was for a skit on the show. Because if he is a secret cross-dresser, I will start a petition to ban him from shopping in woman’s apparel forever because he is one fugly woman. He is so ugly, he make Khloe Kardashian look pretty and more feminine than normal.
BTW Ken Jeong needs to get some sun because he is whiter than ghost.