Even though Blake Shelton is 39 years old, lived in Hollywood for 5 years and is dating Gwen Stefani, he has never tried Sushi. Jimmy Fallon decided it was about time that he did, so yesterday on The Tonight Show the singer got his first taste of Saki and raw fish. Did he like it? Some yes, some no, but all in all he tried things I would never try. Granted it helped that he had at least one big glass of rice wine with each course and there were 6.
On that note, it was fun to see The Voice coach and the NBC host get a little bit tipsy by the last course. Too bad there weren’t a few more courses because that is when the fun would’ve really started.
Talking about fun that never got started, how come we didn’t see Shelton try Wasabi. I always love watching people try it for the first time. But then again I don’t tell them what they are about to put in their mouth and I get such a thrill watching them suffer.
How many times have you watched a standup special and thought those comedians really aren’t all that funny. Because of that you have been craving a comedian who can make you laugh throughout their whole routine. Yesterday on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon and Seth Rogen answered our prayers. They didn’t tell jokes they wrote, but ones that were written for them by kids. Jokes that were so funny, you will be telling them tonight to your friends.
Jokes that were so hilarious, I think the NBC late night show needs to add at least one kid to their writing staff. Could you imagine the monologues they could turn every night? Granted, they won’t get half the things they are writing about, but then again do we?
Miley Cyrus was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon asked her about her knee cap looking like other celebrities. When she was younger, it looked like Alfonso Ribeiro when he was Carlton Banks. Then as she got older and smoked a lot of Pot, it took on a new person’s face. Now her knee is the spitting image of Seth Rogen. In fact, it looks more like him than he looks like himself. But maybe I got a contact high thinking of the two of them, so maybe that is why I am seeing that. Are you seeing it too?
Kit Harrington was on The Tonight Show on Friday the 13th and Jimmy Fallon wanted to know if he was superstitious. The Game of Thrones star said he is and then shared the strangest one he believes. He scratches his balls every time he sees an ambulance because he heard that it is good luck for the person inside.
He claims that it is an Italian tradition, but on quick internet search I could not find it anywhere. But don’t tell him because it is fun to watch him scratch his thrones whenever he sees an ambulance. Even a model one that the NBC late host brought out to see if he would do it. He did!
Meghan Trainor performed her latest hit Me Too on The The Tonight Showt Show yesterday and she ended the performance with a bang. That’s because after the final note when she twirled around to grab the mic, she lost her balance and fell on her a$$. It has to be the most epic and most awwwdorable fall ever to occur on late night television.
Thankfully, Jimmy Fallon was there to sweetly lie down next to her and make her feel OK about it. Proving that is why he is the most liked host on late night.
BTW If you can’t get enough of her fallin’ on Fallon, then you can watch it over and over again if you click here!
If cops want to put Jane Fonda in a pair handcuffs, then they better think again. That’s because she showed Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show that she is double jointed and there isn’t any handcuffs she can’t get out of. Which also sucks for her lovers who want to try something kinky with her.
Robert Downey Jr was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon asked him if there are any scenes he doesn’t feel comfortable doing. Iron Man said he doesn’t like to do scenes where he opens doors and ones where he’s driving. Wanting to prove his point, Chaplin directed the NBC late host to act those different type of scenes. When they were done, Fallon declared, “I’m a bad actor. I’m a bad actor.” My dad would strongly disagree and so would I. Do you agree?
A few weeks ago, Jeremy Renner met his childhood idol at the premiere of Captain America: Civil War in London. But he told Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show yesterday that he didn’t recognize him at first. In fact, he though Luke Skywalker was a homeless man because of the beard he has grown for the franchise. When someone told him that the bearded man was Mark Hamill, he peed a little in his pants and his co-star Elizabeth Olsen cried. Then he told the Star Wars favorite, “I had you on my underwear. Your face was on my underwear.” Instead of being weirded out by it because I am sure he has heard that a million times, the two exchanged action figures.
Even though Mark Hamill is in London filming Star Wars Episode VIII, he heard about this interview. How did he react it? He Tweeted, “Once @Renner4Real realized I wasn’t #HomelessHamill he rocked! I cried meeting #ElizabethOlsen too (but didn’t pee).” Even though he has been in four of the biggest movies of all time, he is still a nice warm dude who loves his fans. Proving the Force is strong with him.
Chris Evans was on The Tonight Show yesterday and he challenged Jimmy Fallon to a new game. That game is Frozen Blackjack or Chilly Willy as it was later named. Basically, you play a hand of Blackjack and who ever loses feels the freezer burn. That’s because they have to put the end of a funnel down there pants as the winner dumps a pitcher of ice cold water down his pants. The NBC late night host lost first and he couldn’t walk afterwards. Then Captain America suffered the same fate with the same consequence. When it was time for the final round, the stakes were higher. The loser had to have a multi-gallon bottle of ice water poured down their pants. It’s like he went through reverse puberty because I am not sure his balls will ever descend again.
Since I am sadist, I really hope they play this game more often. Let’s see if The Rock has the rocks for it.
Paul Rudd and Jimmy Fallon had too much time on their hands, so they recreated the Styx’s 1981 music video for Too Much Time On My Hands. I guess in the early ’80s they were still high from whatever stale drugs were left over from the ’60s, so their music videos were trippy and not in a good way.
But in a way that 35 years later, the NBC late night host and the Ant-Man could copy it. When you watch it, you think there is no way that the original was that horrible. Then you watch the original one and you see that it was. Making us wonder, why did they hate Disco so much when Rock bands were coming up with stuff like this. Plus, it makes me sad because Tommy Shaw and Styx did a lot of brilliant music like Renegade, Come Sail Away, Mr Roboto and What If, and this kind of nullifies all of those classic works.