Celine Dion was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged her to a game of Wheel of Impressions. Basically they each are given an artist and they had to sing a song in that singer’s style.
The NBC host got Michael Jackson and Johnny Cash, both of which were impressive. But he could not compete to songstress. She started out with a tame Cher, but then she really let herself go when she got Rihanna. So much so, I never knew that the prim and proper musician can be a lot more than just that. She really embodied the Umbrella singer so much, it was anything but disturbia. Then it was time for one last impression and she got Sia. Sia would take off her wig to Dion because she sounded like the original but better.
Celine should add this schtick to her Vegas residency. Not only would I love to hear her sing her hits, I’d also love to hear her sing other people’s as them. I’d pay a lot of money to see that!
Will Forte and Jason Sudekis took their Bromance to a whole new level yesterday on The Tonight Show. The two of them sang a duet of REO Speedwagon’s Can’t Fight This Feeling and you can feel the feelings they have for one another. It gave me the feels!
Now I am feeling depressed that Sudekis will most likely not be back on The Last Man on Earth. That was where you got to see them be twice the Bros, brothers and Bromancers. But then again I am feeling happy because that performance brought a smile to my face. What are you feeling?
Jeff Goldblum was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon wanted to know if he has a workout routine. The actor does, and it will make you body crack louder than all the fireworks on Independence Day. The first exercise he demonstrated, he does to crack his neck. Then the one he showed us afterwards is a half pelvic thrust and half Kegel. Does it matter what it does because you are cracking up so hard from watching him do it, you can’t do it. Even the NBC host couldn’t control his laughter long enough to try it out successfully.
After watching this, I desperately want The Fly to release an exercise video. Granted the only muscles of yours getting a work out will be your cheeks and stomach from laughing so hard. What can I say, Earth girls are easy!
When you were a kid and you saw Ghostbusters, did you wonder what was the inspiration behind the lovable Stay Puft Marshmallow Man? I know I did! Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the man who used his white stuff (brain not sperm, what were you thinking) revealed how he helped with the birthing process. Ray Stantz explained, “I was looking for something in my childhood that was innocent in the movie.” So he told his friends John Daveikis and Michael Gross, “To marry the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the Michelin Tire Man and Angelas Marshmallow Man and put them all together.” What we got was a huge huggable looking sailor that is still as popular today as he was then.
And talking about things that are just as popular now, Ray Parker Jr sang the Ghostbusters theme song as the original and new cast members danced to it on the ABC talk show. Bill Murray was the only one who went wild throughout the whole tune, which is why I know the new version is going to suck. If those ladies can’t even dance to Who You Gonna Call, how are they are going to do the franchise justice? I don’t have a problem with an all female version of the movie. I have a problem with Paul Feig turning it Bridesmaids 2. He does the same thing over and over again with the same cast and I am over it. Let him destroy his own movies and not ours!
Even though Blake Shelton is 39 years old, lived in Hollywood for 5 years and is dating Gwen Stefani, he has never tried Sushi. Jimmy Fallon decided it was about time that he did, so yesterday on The Tonight Show the singer got his first taste of Saki and raw fish. Did he like it? Some yes, some no, but all in all he tried things I would never try. Granted it helped that he had at least one big glass of rice wine with each course and there were 6.
On that note, it was fun to see The Voice coach and the NBC host get a little bit tipsy by the last course. Too bad there weren’t a few more courses because that is when the fun would’ve really started.
Talking about fun that never got started, how come we didn’t see Shelton try Wasabi. I always love watching people try it for the first time. But then again I don’t tell them what they are about to put in their mouth and I get such a thrill watching them suffer.
How many times have you watched a standup special and thought those comedians really aren’t all that funny. Because of that you have been craving a comedian who can make you laugh throughout their whole routine. Yesterday on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon and Seth Rogen answered our prayers. They didn’t tell jokes they wrote, but ones that were written for them by kids. Jokes that were so funny, you will be telling them tonight to your friends.
Jokes that were so hilarious, I think the NBC late night show needs to add at least one kid to their writing staff. Could you imagine the monologues they could turn every night? Granted, they won’t get half the things they are writing about, but then again do we?
Miley Cyrus was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon asked her about her knee cap looking like other celebrities. When she was younger, it looked like Alfonso Ribeiro when he was Carlton Banks. Then as she got older and smoked a lot of Pot, it took on a new person’s face. Now her knee is the spitting image of Seth Rogen. In fact, it looks more like him than he looks like himself. But maybe I got a contact high thinking of the two of them, so maybe that is why I am seeing that. Are you seeing it too?
Kit Harrington was on The Tonight Show on Friday the 13th and Jimmy Fallon wanted to know if he was superstitious. The Game of Thrones star said he is and then shared the strangest one he believes. He scratches his balls every time he sees an ambulance because he heard that it is good luck for the person inside.
He claims that it is an Italian tradition, but on quick internet search I could not find it anywhere. But don’t tell him because it is fun to watch him scratch his thrones whenever he sees an ambulance. Even a model one that the NBC late host brought out to see if he would do it. He did!
Meghan Trainor performed her latest hit Me Too on The The Tonight Showt Show yesterday and she ended the performance with a bang. That’s because after the final note when she twirled around to grab the mic, she lost her balance and fell on her a$$. It has to be the most epic and most awwwdorable fall ever to occur on late night television.
Thankfully, Jimmy Fallon was there to sweetly lie down next to her and make her feel OK about it. Proving that is why he is the most liked host on late night.
BTW If you can’t get enough of her fallin’ on Fallon, then you can watch it over and over again if you click here!
If cops want to put Jane Fonda in a pair handcuffs, then they better think again. That’s because she showed Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show that she is double jointed and there isn’t any handcuffs she can’t get out of. Which also sucks for her lovers who want to try something kinky with her.