A little over two years ago Charlie Sheen was working on the Warner Bros Lot in a little show called Two and a Half Men, but then something happened and he has been banned from there since. Well that was until yesterday when he reluctantly returned to his old home away from home to appear on Conan O’Brien’s TBS show, that tapes a few stages away from 2.5, to promote Scary Movie 5 that is out today. Well since he is not allowed back and you don’t want to mess with Burbank Police (they are some of the best in the country!), he entered the only way he could. He rode on in in a tank with two of his Goddesses. If you are going to a return to a place that doesn’t want you, that is the only way to do it.
Since the location holds a lot of memories for him, he finally explained what really happened to him during his “melt-forward”. He was watching the Dave Chappelle KKK bit and he laughed so hard that he was rushed to the hospital for a hernia. He then claims that the show thought it was drug related, but it was only laughing related. Although he was on cream, a testosterone one, at the time and that made things worse for him. So now we know what was really behind his Sheenigans.
I guess the moral of his story is don’t watch Chappelle when you are on a testosterone cream.!
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan were filming a scene for the laugh a minute Scary Movie 5, and something started to move underneath the sheets between the two of them. Nope it wasn’t him, but a random vibrator and he didn’t know how to shut it off. Now you would think man who is in the Major Leagues of sex would know how to use that sex toy, but I guess he just uses himself and nothing fake to please his many many many many many many many many women.
And on that note you will want to see what the two of them do in that bed when Scary Movie 5 comes out next Friday.
UPDATE: Here is your first look of Sheehan together again on his FX show Anger Management from their episode will air this Thursday at 9:30p.
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are starring in Scary Movie 5 together on April 12th and looks like they are ready to do another movie together. You know besides her appearing on his FX show Anger Management. The two thespians are working hard together in Liz Loves Dick and I am so excited to see this film when it comes out!
Not since Mark Wahlberg’s huge role in Boogie Nights has one been as fake as the part that Charlie Sheen will be playing with in this future Oscar winner.
Charlie Sheen Tweeted the above picture and now I think we know the secret to his gorgeous head of hair. It’s a wig that he buys at costume shops for 75% off!
So men if you want to attract women like the Goddesses Sheen gets, all you have to do is buy that wig. Then watch then throw themselves at you. Just make sure there is plenty of cash under the fake hair because you are going to need a lot of it to buy then very expensive presents!
While most celebrities were partying in their most expensive and uncomfortable duds at the Oscars and the post parties, Charlie Sheen was having his own epic party. Looking at all of the fun he was having, I would rather have partied with him! Winning!
Charlie Sheen Tweeted this picture of him looking at his zen garden, but all I could do was look at the area that has given him so much zen. Do you think that is a phone or do you think that is all him?
BTW you know what I found really sad about this picture, I actually had those shorts when I was a teen.
Charlie Sheen Tweeted the above picture yesterday with a request for his Followers, “President’s day mañana Don’t forget to wear your underwear on the OUTSIDE! make me proud hash tag no hash marks c”. Why he wants people to do that, I have no idea because I can’t think of any President who wore his boxers over his pants, but I can think of few who just wore their briefs to get into someone’s pants!
Charlie Sheen is a guest on The Tonight Show tonight and Jay Leno asked him what he thinks about Lance Armstrong. The Anger Management star said that he is kind of a douche. Then he explained that he met him once, and he acted like he was better than everyone else. As we all know now, he is anything but.
Sheen didn’t only talk about the shamed doper, he also explained to NBC host why he gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000. He said that she was shorted that amount of money for her work on Scary Movie 5, so he gave it to her to even out what she was owed. He added had he known it was for taxes, he would’ve given her half.
He also thinks she will get out of all of the trouble she is in. Um, maybe he is slipping again if he believes that. Joking, I think he is a completely different man than he was two years ago! Knowing him them and seeing him now, who would’ve ever thought he would turn out to be such a noble guy?
Charlie Sheen was on The Late Show yesterday and David Letterman asked him about his melt down, or as Sheen calls it melt forward. The former-Two and a Half Men star says that basically his mind separated from him and he lost it. No drugs were involved although he wishes there were because then he could blame them instead of what happened.
The Anger Management star has an anger in check, but he did he get one diss in for 2.5. He said he would like to return for the show’s finale. Then Letterman said that his character was dead and Sheen responded by saying so is the show. Now even though he bashed the show, he had nothing but good things to say about his former co-stars. He said Jon Cryer is a genius and one of his favorite co-stars ever. He also took the high road when it came to Angus T Jones by saying he hasn’t spoken to him since his bad PR incident and doesn’t know what happened with him.
It really appears that Sheen has gotten his sh!t together and that is a good thing. Although in a way I kind of miss his Sheenigans. They were fun.
A few weeks ago there was a rumor that Lindsay Lohan refused to kiss Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 5 because who knows where his mouth has been. Well we all know it has been all over many many many many women’s bodies. So it would make sense with all of the action his lips have seen that he would get something as big as the thing that is covering his face now. What would you call that STD? It’s like a huge Crab just Clapped on to his face. I got it we can call it The Crap!
Now to be fair, he does not have a new type of STD. As he explained on Twitter, it was just a little something he got for Christmas! Something many of us would enjoy getting for ourselves and scaring everyone we know with it.
