Jimmy Kimmel Live changed up Mean Tweets this time. Instead of doing them all in one segment, they scattered them throughout the week. Since their work week ended today, they compiled them all into one video filled with A-Listers getting bashed by strangers on Twitter. The victims are Jeff Bridges, Kristen Bell, Benedict Cumberbatch, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Bette Midler, Liam Neeson, Emily Blunt, Salma Hayek, Andrew Garfield, Jack Black, Halle Berry, Tobey Maguire, Naomi Watts and George Clooney. Some handled it better than others, and other showed their haters who’s the Tony Danza. Sherlock responded in a way that would Beyonce would be proud and The Rock got his rocks off with his response; and that is why we love those men! Well almost all of us.
A couple of weeks ago, The Rock saved his puppy Brutus from drowning in the pool. You would think the pup would be grateful and would do whatever his master wants. Nope. Today when an overworked, overtired Dwayne Johnson tried to walk the sweetie, he was unsuccessful. Man’s best friend just lied there like a rock, refusing to move. That is why the French Bulldog is our hero. He is showing us not everyone is going to bow down to Julius Caesar, I mean, The Rock.
The Rock loves to share videos of himself working out and the latest one looks like something he would do in the bedroom as compared to gym. Well, if he was the oversized dumbbell and she was him. Are you seeing it too or is just me?
The Rock can play football, wrestle, act, sing and now we know he can Pop & Lock. So you have to ask yourself, is there anything he can’t do? I mean, if we needed him to save the world, I am sure he can do it.
We know that Dwayne Johnson has a rock hard body and he is going to come really close to showing off his little Rock in the movie Central Intelligence. Why is he stripping in it? According to DJ, his character was really shy in high school and he returns to his 20th reunion to face his bullies. Face his bullies or get the girls? Because if he stripped in front of me, I would make like a football player and tackle him.
The Rock is one of the manliest men in Hollywood, and because of that he has the balls the size of a unicorns to wear a T-Shirt with one of them on it. Not only does it have the magical horse on it, the mythical creature is on a cloud with a rainbow behind it.
That shirt was once popular in the late ’70s and early ’80s with roller skating girls, and now it is being worn with DJ! So you have to wonder what he is saying about himself. If he was born two decades later, than I was say he was one those Foxes reincarnated. Who knows maybe he is? You know, he had a Drop Dead Diva moment and one of those girls is living in Dwayne Johnson now. Why not?
When you look at The Rock, you think nothing could break him; and you would be wrong. While DJ was filming a scene for his upcoming movie Central Intelligence, they had a little accident on the set. The actor’s finger is bent out of shape and I don’t think the Tooth Fairy can fix that. He seems to think you can just pop it back into place, but I am not sure about that because that looks really misshapen and really painful.
BTW let’s all admit he has the biggest balls out there because if that was my finger, I would be crying like a baby who didn’t get a nap, is really hungry and just pooped in my diapers. Hopefully he will be better soon! And in a few months, Jimmy Fallon and him can swap busted finger stories. What’s up with this trend?
UPDATE: Dwayne Johnson’s balls are shrinking right in front of our eyes because he lied to use. Lionsgate confirmed that is a fake finger and he was not injured. So right now I am giving him a finger and I am holding it up straight up.
The Rock and Kevin Hart are currently filming their movie Central Intelligence and the Instagram junkies have been dueling with each other when it comes to posting videos on the social media site from the set. Last week, they both shared videos that they shot at the same time when they were suspended in the air, and yesterday they both filmed themselves when production was halted due to a smoke emergency. Even though both of them were saying the same exact thing back to back, neither one liked the other other stealing his thunder. So things got heated between them and then the fire department had to also extinguish the smoke coming out from between their ears.
I don’t know what it is about these videos, but I find them absolutely brilliant. Their comedic timing and fake anger works for me. I am thinking if they ever reboot Twins, these two would be perfect for it. Or better yet Rain Main? Although who would play Raymond? What about Of Mice and Men? The options are endless. What movie would you want to see these two do?
Kevin Hart and The Rock are filming their movie Central Intelligence, and today the two men were suspended 50′ off the ground. What can you do when you are flying high like that with no where to go while you wait for them to set up the shot? If you are these two, then you record a Instagram video and curse the other one out as you claim you have the better fans.
It’s easy to be all high and mighty when the other person can’t reach you, but if I were Hart I’d be afraid when I’m back down on Earth. Because back when you are standing on two feet, DJ could not knock you off of them before you can say the word fans. Not that he would, but he could since he has football player and wrestler on his resume.
Which video do you like better? I am biased towards my alum, Dwayne Johnson. Even though I am DJ girl, I still think that these two friends should host the Oscars this year. Could you imagine how hysterical it would be?
We know that The Rock is a very strong man, but did you know he is strong enough to pull an airplane all by himself and make it look like it is no big deal. Well he did it almost all by himself because he needed the help of a 2 year old girl to really get it done. Actually as he explained, “When beautiful little 2yr old Kai visits our set and she wants to ‘pull the airplane’ all by herself. Well, she gets to pull the airplane… all by herself.”
How sweet is that video? Don’t you just love it? You know, how they say that love hurts? Well DJ pulled his hamstring making that awwwdorable toddler happy. Don’t you just adore even more now, knowing that?
I sincerely think that Dwayne Johnson is one of the nicest guys in Hollywood and deserves all of his riches. At least he does good with money and yet he still remains humble. How many guys, who can tow a plane with the bare hands, can say that?