Dwayne Johnson Tweeted the above picture and I couldn’t get over how little The Rock looked in it. So has he been faking his size all of this time? Nope as he explained, “I’m a 6’4 260lb man. Look at this visual.. now imagine being on the court vs Sir Charles (Barkley) & @SHAQ #GameOverSon”. So we can all agree that anyone would look tiny next to them. So if you are a big action star standing between two huge basketball legends, all you can do is be proud that you looks normal next to them. Because if was us, we would like munchkins in that sandwich. At least I would!
BTW can there be anymore shine coming off of their bald heads in that photo, my poor eyes made like a Manfred Mann song and were Blinded by the Light!
When I saw the paparazzi pictures of Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson filming Pain & Gain in Miami, I wanted to see the film because I am a fan of both actors. But now that I’ve seen the trailer, there is no way you could get me to see it when it comes out in April. Granted I should’ve known it would be unwatchable as soon as Michael Bay’s name came up on the screen.
The trailer for GI Joe 2 aka GI Joe: Retaliation with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is out and I can’t get over how much better it looks than the first one. Will I go see it when it comes out on June 29th? Nope because it looks like such a d!ck flick and those are not my type of movie. But I am sure there are millions and millions of people who this flick is right for.
Twitter lets celebrities share their thoughts in 140 characters or less and sometimes what they say really leaves me dulbfounded. Today’s Words of Wizdumb comes from Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock who said, “Watching America’s Got Talent. I make a woman’s liver quiver w/ a single eyebrow. Whats your talent?” Ummm, what the hell does that mean? Why do you want to make a woman’s liver quiver? I never felt a quiver in my liver. Although when I have seen him do that thing with his eyebrow it makes another part of my body quiver…
So what can you do that make someone’s liver quiver?
Dwayne Johnson Tweeted the above picture and said, “Rumors of my death are false – Im still “Bringin’ It’ 24hrs a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year – including leap year!” and all I can focus on his tongue. You know the expression, “Don’t stick out your tongue, unless you intend on using it”? Well DJ, you are sticking out your tongue…
Seriously don’t tell me you haven’t thought that he would be The Rock in bed? You know he has to be good with all of those muscles. And c’mon you know there is one muscle on him that has to be built like a rock! Plus we know he knows how to wrestle! I am willing to be his field post, if he wants to score a touchdown… So Dwayne, Rock me like Hurricane!!!
After watching the teaser trailer for The Rock’s new movie Faster, I have no idea what it is about. But the one thing I do know for sure is that it is a dick flick with capital D I C K. Seriously we know there will be car chases, gun fights, a strip club scene and I am sure explosions. Boys who cares about a plot, when you have all of that? I am sure the movie will do well when it comes out in November no matter what it is about.
Dwayne Johnson debuted his new shaved head with a thick goatee at a press conference for Faster in Cancun and he just scared the crap out of me. I know that The Rock was a wrestler before he was a huge movie star, but that look makes him seem like he is going back to his old profession. Seriously am I the only who will be having nightmares tonight because of the Tooth Fairy, you know kind of like after you saw that movie and realized how bad it was?
OK, now I have to end this post on a positive note because I don’t want my fellow alum to be mad at me because you know he could really hurt me, so here is a picture of him smiling where he doesn’t look as scary.
Yesterday Dwayne Johnson was at our Alma Mater, University of Miami giving the commencement speech (I don’t think they’ll ask me to do one) and by the looks of his expressions they were anything but Rock solid!!! My favorite one is the Popeye, he should do that one more often!
BTW I can’t wait to see my alumnus (can you tell I took 3 semesters of Latin at UM?) in Tooth Fairy on January 22nd.
I know I am in the minority, but I really want to see Dwayne Johnson’s Tooth Fairy when it comes out on January 22nd. That trailer sincerely left me smiling and put me in a good mood. It is not an Oscar winning movie, but it looks like a cute matinee movie that leaves you feeling good and aw shucks we need more movies like that. C’mon tell me I am not the only one who is looking forward to that movie?
Wrestling champ Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and his wife are giving $2 million to the University of Miami, school officials said.The donation will be used to help fund the construction of an alumni center on the school’s Coral Gables campus. A room will be named after the couple.The center will include a library, gallery, cafe and meeting areas, and the university hopes to have it completed within five years, spokeswoman Margot Winick said Friday.Johnson played football at the school and graduated in 1995. His wife, Dany Garcia Johnson, a member of the university’s board of trustees and founder of a Miami-based wealth management firm, also attended the university. The couple met at the school.Johnson is currently promoting the film "Gridiron Gang" in which he stars as a football coach at a juvenile prison.