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The Rock’s ugly face
January 24th, 2015 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

Dwayne Johnson loves to share photos of himself working out and the latest one, maybe, should’ve been one he didn’t share. That’s because The Rock looks like he was hit by one. Either that or it is his “O” face. What do you think
Even though I wouldn’t share a picture of myself looking like that, DJ had this to say about it, “Sometimes we care about the faces we make… and sometimes we’re fresh out of f*cks to give.”


Hey The Rock, what a big ball you have!
December 30th, 2014 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

Everyone knows that The Rock loves to work out, but sometimes the equipment he uses makes it look like he is doing something else. For example, today he worked out with a 75lb kettle bell and it looked like he was building up another muscle than the one he intended to make bigger.
Seriously, doesn’t DJ look like he is making the part of the body that gets a BJ, harder? I hope that Dwayne Johnson can forgive me for that sentence because I am not sure if I can forgive myself for it.


The Rock sings like Don HoHoHo!
December 24th, 2014 under Live with Kelly and Michael, The Rock. [ Comments: 3 ]

(starts at 3:30 in)

Today on Live with Kelly and Michael, Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan challenged The Rock to a Christmas Karaoke Challenge and DJ proved once again he can sing! Dwayne Johnson chose to do Here’s Come Santa Claus and he rocked it out of the park. The wrestler reminded me of someone from his native Hawaii when he sang and that person is Don Ho. Didn’t you get that vibe from him?
When it comes to sore loser Kelly, I love you honey, but please don’t ever do Hip Hop again.


The Rock is a real Divo on the set!
December 22nd, 2014 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

Dwayne Johnson might seem like a nice guy when the camera is rolling, but when he is preparing for a role it is a whole different story. DJ shared this video of him getting some notes from a writer, and he didn’t take to them very well. Watch his shocking reaction and then wonder why he doesn’t more comedies. That’s because this Instagram video he made is so hysterical and The Rock is so naturally funny!


The San Andreas trailer has me shaking
December 9th, 2014 under The Rock. [ Comments: 2 ]

The first trailer is out for disaster movie San Andreas and it almost makes me want to move out of Los Angeles.
I really don’t have much more to say about it. Between watching the place where I live disintegrate due to a quake and the haunting version of California Dreaming, I don’t think I will be sleeping again for a long time. That insomnia will only get worse after I see the blockbuster (literally) on May 29th because I am a masochist in that way.
Am I the only one who is afraid to sleep after watching this trailer?


The Koala and The Rock!
December 6th, 2014 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

Ever wonder what small animals think of The Rock? Well now we know. As you can see in this photo when Dwayne Johnson got to pet a cute koala, the eucalyptus eater was afraid of him. Which turned out to be the correct reaction because the Tooth Fairy claims, “#KoalaWasDevouredIn7Seconds #NewWorldRecord”. Of course he was joking, or at least I hope he was…


Who knew The Rock was so short?
October 24th, 2014 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

The Rock comes off as a big guy, but in this photo he looks like a little man. So, is Dwayne Johnson shorter than we all thought? Nope, he was just posing with a man who was much bigger than him. DJ explained, “I’m 6’5 255lbs – just let this visual sink in my friends. Pleasure meeting Sun Ming Ming in CHINA. One of the tallest basketball players of all time. Super cool dude. #IdStillGoHardInThePaint #Hes7Feet9Inches #WhoAmIKidding #CmonMingMing #LetsGoPlayMiniatureGolf” It’s amazing how different someone can look if they stand next to someone who is 1’4″ taller than you. Now, if I stood next to Sun Ming Ming, I’d look like a 2 year old with her dad.
Seriously though, how cute is this photo of the former-football player and the basketball star?


Holy wow! Dwayne Johnson has a Rockin’ voice!
October 17th, 2014 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

The Rock is in Beijing to promote his movie Hercules and one of the reporters asked him to sing. What a Wonderful World it is, now that we have heard his beautiful singing. Who knew DJ has a voice like that? I say he needs to dump doing all of those action flicks, and do a musical next. Don’t you agree?


Is what The Rock sounds like when he’s having sex?
October 15th, 2014 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

Dwayne Johnson Instagrammed this video of himself lifting weights, and if you close your eyes it sounds like he is doing something else. Then if you replay the video with your eyes open, he looks like he’s doing what he sounds like he was doing. Then since it’s on your mind, you have to wonder if The Rock also looks at himself so intensely in the mirror when he is doing it?
Or did I just read too much into video?


The Rock is doing a raunchy version of Baywatch!
October 3rd, 2014 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch, The Rock. [ Comments: 1 ]

Yesterday, there were rumors that The Rock is going to star in a big screen version of Baywatch and today he confirmed the news. Dwayne Johnson posted the above picture and said, “‘This is my beach bitch!’ Rumors are true… we’re making #BAYWATCH the movie. Edgy, raunchy and hopefully, funny as all hell. Cue slo mo running on the beach… #WhoNeedsMouthToMouth #RedShortsBeHugginABrotha”.
DJ had me at Red Shorts Be Huggin! And if they aren’t, then I am going to be pissed because you know this movie going to be awful. And not in the way that it is so awful, it is actually good. But then again you never know, 21 Jump Street was totally nice surprise. Maybe it will be the same for this movie? Stranger things have happened.


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