The first trailer is out for disaster movie San Andreas and it almost makes me want to move out of Los Angeles.
I really don’t have much more to say about it. Between watching the place where I live disintegrate due to a quake and the haunting version of California Dreaming, I don’t think I will be sleeping again for a long time. That insomnia will only get worse after I see the blockbuster (literally) on May 29th because I am a masochist in that way.
Am I the only one who is afraid to sleep after watching this trailer?
Ever wonder what small animals think of The Rock? Well now we know. As you can see in this photo when Dwayne Johnson got to pet a cute koala, the eucalyptus eater was afraid of him. Which turned out to be the correct reaction because the Tooth Fairy claims, “#KoalaWasDevouredIn7Seconds #NewWorldRecord”. Of course he was joking, or at least I hope he was…
The Rock comes off as a big guy, but in this photo he looks like a little man. So, is Dwayne Johnson shorter than we all thought? Nope, he was just posing with a man who was much bigger than him. DJ explained, “I’m 6’5 255lbs – just let this visual sink in my friends. Pleasure meeting Sun Ming Ming in CHINA. One of the tallest basketball players of all time. Super cool dude. #IdStillGoHardInThePaint #Hes7Feet9Inches #WhoAmIKidding #CmonMingMing #LetsGoPlayMiniatureGolf” It’s amazing how different someone can look if they stand next to someone who is 1’4″ taller than you. Now, if I stood next to Sun Ming Ming, I’d look like a 2 year old with her dad.
Seriously though, how cute is this photo of the former-football player and the basketball star?
The Rock is in Beijing to promote his movie Hercules and one of the reporters asked him to sing. What a Wonderful World it is, now that we have heard his beautiful singing. Who knew DJ has a voice like that? I say he needs to dump doing all of those action flicks, and do a musical next. Don’t you agree?
Dwayne Johnson Instagrammed this video of himself lifting weights, and if you close your eyes it sounds like he is doing something else. Then if you replay the video with your eyes open, he looks like he’s doing what he sounds like he was doing. Then since it’s on your mind, you have to wonder if The Rock also looks at himself so intensely in the mirror when he is doing it?
Or did I just read too much into video?
Yesterday, there were rumors that The Rock is going to star in a big screen version of Baywatch and today he confirmed the news. Dwayne Johnson posted the above picture and said, “‘This is my beach bitch!’ Rumors are true… we’re making #BAYWATCH the movie. Edgy, raunchy and hopefully, funny as all hell. Cue slo mo running on the beach… #WhoNeedsMouthToMouth #RedShortsBeHugginABrotha”.
DJ had me at Red Shorts Be Huggin! And if they aren’t, then I am going to be pissed because you know this movie going to be awful. And not in the way that it is so awful, it is actually good. But then again you never know, 21 Jump Street was totally nice surprise. Maybe it will be the same for this movie? Stranger things have happened.
Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! Is that what Dwayne Johnson’s towel is telling us? Or do I just have a dirty mind? Seriously, doesn’t the crease make it seem like it is outlining his Rock? Is that how he got his name? Hmmmmm?
For years milk used the Got Milk? campaign to get us to drink the white stuff and it never really convinced me to do it. Somehow Dwayne Johnson rocked it with this viral video trying to get people to down the cow’s juice and now we know why they call him The Rock.
So watch this brilliant video and tell me it didn’t rock your dairy world! Seriously, share it with everyone you know because it’s the first time I have been persuaded to drink it. And we all need calcium in our lives no matter how big we get!
BTW how is it I majored in Advertising at the University of Miami and he’s the one who came up with this smart ad? Oh yeah, I was dumb enough to major in it. Oh well, I wasn’t alone because no one in my class went into it. If I would’ve known then that playing football would make a great advertiser, I would’ve done that rather than working on my tan and partying.
Dwayne Johnson was on Live with Kelly and Michael today, and he talked about the facial hair he has in Hercules. For some reason, he wore a fake beard in the movie that comes out on Friday, but the makeup artists wanted it to look real. So they used real hair to make that possible, and for months DJ didn’t know where they got it from. Then one day, The Rock made the mistake of asking where the hair came from and he found out it was from a Yak’s testicles. I bet he wishes he never asked that question.
I don’t know if he has any kissing scenes in the d!ck flick, but I feel for any woman who had to kiss him wearing the pubic hair of yak. So ewwww.
Would you willingly wear the hair of yak’s testicles on your face? I know I wouldn’t.