David Hasselhoff turned 64 last week and he can still get me Hoff. I would let him be my Knight Rider and knight. I would take a bath and pretend to be drowning just so he can be my lifesaving lifeguard.
Seriously, doesn’t The Hoff still look fantastic? He looks even younger than his age reversed.
Only thing missing from this pose is a hamburger. Sorry, I couldn’t forget about that infamous video with this sexy pose.
The newest trend in Hollywood is celebrities playing a messed up version of themselves. There’s been James Van Der Beek, Louis CK, Matt LeBlanc, George Lopez, Andrew Dice Clay and now David Hasselhoff. Up until Hoff the Record, I thought the Dawson was the best one at doing this, but now Michael Knight has taken that title.
On AXS’s Hoff the Record debuting tonight at 9p, The Hoff is now broke and moved to London to get some work. His first job is in a movie based on his life. Only problem is they brought in different people to play him throughout the decades and they want him to play the oldest version of himself. This doesn’t go over too well with him. Neither does his assistant Harriet (Ella Smith) who has never worked as one. His driver Terry (Asim Chaudhry) who is beyond psycho. His manager Max (Fergus Craig) who keeps booking him the worst jobs. But the worst of them all is the illegitimate son he never knew about. The Hoff had a one night stand with Dieter’s (Mark Quartley) mom on the infamous night he brought down the Berlin Wall. And that is just tonight’s episode, it gets crazier and crazier with each one.
Next week he gets a job doing a commercial that doesn’t go too well. Then he decides to be a UN Ambassador and goes to Harriette’s school to take part in a Model UN. When that doesn’t work, he decides to be a spokesperson against land mines. This episode is explosive, but not as much as when Hasslehoff agrees to play a party of crazy War Lord. But as wild and crazy as all of those episodes are, the season finale is the wildest and craziest one of them all. So Hofflarious, you will want to watch it several times because you won’t stop laughing.
What makes Hoff the Record so brilliant is that they are all in on the joke. You can tell that they are having a blast and because of that you will also be enjoying this nutty mockumentary. It honestly is one my favorite shows of the year and I really hope that we get more episodes. The world needs it.
David Hasselhoff filmed a cameo for Baywatch: The Movie yesterday. Since Dwayne Johnson is playing the part he made famous, obviously The Hoff couldn’t reprise that role. Instead we got a picture of the two of them together.
So I ask you, who is the hotter Mitch Buchannon? The man with The Rock hard body or the one whose body gets you Hoff? Have to say, I am going with the original because he can still rock (no pun) those red swim trunks!
The Rock and Zac Efron are currently filming Baywatch: The Movie and DJ made a big announcement about the film yesterday. The man who originally played Mitch Buchannon in the world wide sensation will be back. That’s right, David Hasselhoff is Hoff to South Florida to be in the movie. He won’t be playing his original part because Dwayne Johnson is doing it. So what will his role be? We will just have to wait until it comes to find out.
David Hasselhoff Tweeted a teaser trailer for something called Knight Rider Heroes, but did not reveal any other details. Even the so-called movie’s website, does not give any other information other than “coming soon.” All it does, is let you subscribe to a newsletter.
So is there a Knight Rider movie in the works? We don’t know. But after the way he fooled us about changing his last name to just Hoff for a phone company, I am not sure how much we can trust him.
Are you all revved up to see David Knight and KITT reunited or do you want him to put the brakes on the project?