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Hoff the Record is Hoff the charts!!!
March 31st, 2016 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch. [ Comments: none ]

The newest trend in Hollywood is celebrities playing a messed up version of themselves. There’s been James Van Der Beek, Louis CK, Matt LeBlanc, George Lopez, Andrew Dice Clay and now David Hasselhoff. Up until Hoff the Record, I thought the Dawson was the best one at doing this, but now Michael Knight has taken that title.
On AXS’s Hoff the Record debuting tonight at 9p, The Hoff is now broke and moved to London to get some work. His first job is in a movie based on his life. Only problem is they brought in different people to play him throughout the decades and they want him to play the oldest version of himself. This doesn’t go over too well with him. Neither does his assistant Harriet (Ella Smith) who has never worked as one. His driver Terry (Asim Chaudhry) who is beyond psycho. His manager Max (Fergus Craig) who keeps booking him the worst jobs. But the worst of them all is the illegitimate son he never knew about. The Hoff had a one night stand with Dieter’s (Mark Quartley) mom on the infamous night he brought down the Berlin Wall. And that is just tonight’s episode, it gets crazier and crazier with each one.
Next week he gets a job doing a commercial that doesn’t go too well. Then he decides to be a UN Ambassador and goes to Harriette’s school to take part in a Model UN. When that doesn’t work, he decides to be a spokesperson against land mines. This episode is explosive, but not as much as when Hasslehoff agrees to play a party of crazy War Lord. But as wild and crazy as all of those episodes are, the season finale is the wildest and craziest one of them all. So Hofflarious, you will want to watch it several times because you won’t stop laughing.
What makes Hoff the Record so brilliant is that they are all in on the joke. You can tell that they are having a blast and because of that you will also be enjoying this nutty mockumentary. It honestly is one my favorite shows of the year and I really hope that we get more episodes. The world needs it.


A tale of two Mitch Buchannons!
March 23rd, 2016 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch, The Rock. [ Comments: 1 ]

David Hasselhoff filmed a cameo for Baywatch: The Movie yesterday. Since Dwayne Johnson is playing the part he made famous, obviously The Hoff couldn’t reprise that role. Instead we got a picture of the two of them together.
So I ask you, who is the hotter Mitch Buchannon? The man with The Rock hard body or the one whose body gets you Hoff? Have to say, I am going with the original because he can still rock (no pun) those red swim trunks!


David Hasselhoff suits up for Baywatch: The Movie
March 3rd, 2016 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

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The Rock and Zac Efron are currently filming Baywatch: The Movie and DJ made a big announcement about the film yesterday. The man who originally played Mitch Buchannon in the world wide sensation will be back. That’s right, David Hasselhoff is Hoff to South Florida to be in the movie. He won’t be playing his original part because Dwayne Johnson is doing it. So what will his role be? We will just have to wait until it comes to find out.


Is there a Knight Rider movie in the works?
December 30th, 2015 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch. [ Comments: none ]

David Hasselhoff Tweeted a teaser trailer for something called Knight Rider Heroes, but did not reveal any other details. Even the so-called movie’s website, does not give any other information other than “coming soon.” All it does, is let you subscribe to a newsletter.
So is there a Knight Rider movie in the works? We don’t know. But after the way he fooled us about changing his last name to just Hoff for a phone company, I am not sure how much we can trust him.
Are you all revved up to see David Knight and KITT reunited or do you want him to put the brakes on the project?


Caption David Hasselhoff
December 22nd, 2015 under Caption the Celeb, David Hasselhoff/Baywatch. [ Comments: none ]

This photo of David Hasselhoff has Caption Me written all over it, so go ahead and do it.


So that is why David Hasselhoff hoffed the Hassel?
November 14th, 2015 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch. [ Comments: none ]

Earlier this week, David Hasselhoff shocked us all when he announced that he changed his to David Hoff. The reason he did it isn’t as shocking, he did for money. He shortened his last name for Australian phone company Amaysim. Talk about something that needs to change their name.


David Hasselhoff id no longer a hassel!
November 12th, 2015 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch. [ Comments: none ]

David Hasselhoff might be 63 years old, but that doesn’t mean he is too old to change his name. The sex symbol found his last name to be a hassel, so he hoffed that word. That’s right, Michael Knight will be known as just David Hoff.
Why did he do it? He didn’t really explain, but he hoffered this sentiment about it, “Big news today and a massive relief for me. I hope everyone can understand… it feels great!”
What do you think of his new name?


Did Zac Efron make a case for starring in Baywatch?
August 21st, 2015 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch, James Corden, Zac Efron. [ Comments: none ]

Zac Efron was on The Late Late Show yesterday and James Corden asked him about being in the upcoming movie Baywatch with The Rock. When Sir Ben Kingsley said he wanted to be in it as a drowning man, Efron tested out his lifeguard skills on him to see if he could save him.
Does seeing him in action save the film for you or do you wish it would eaten by a shark? I am rooting for the sharks and not the one that Bill Hader was playing.


David Hasselhoff is a True Survivor for King Fury!!!
April 17th, 2015 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch. [ Comments: none ]

David Hasselhoff has new music video out for the movie King Fury and it is like totally awesome. That’s because it is a throwback to the things that were totally tubular back in the ’80s. Just like King Fury, the movie the song was recorded for.
The movie was made thanks to KickStarter and when you watch the trailer below you will see why so many people gave money to make it happen. Not only did the film become a True Survivor, so did The Hoff who agreed to sing the movie’s theme song.
Both the music video and the movie look to be Hoff the hook!!!


David Hasselhoff is the true American Idol!
March 26th, 2015 under American Idol 9+, David Hasselhoff/Baywatch. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday was ’80s night on American Idol, and the singing competition had ’80s heartthrob David Hasseloff sing a medley of songs from the era. Those chart topping tunes included Katrina and the Waves’ Walking on Sunshine, David Bowie’s Let’s Dance, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts’ I Love Rock’n’Roll and Culture Club’s Do You Really Want to Hurt Me. The biggest bummer about the last song on that list is that Boy George was still backstage when The Hoff belted out his tune. How like totally awesome would it have been if Boy George was like why do you really want to hurt me?
What was like totally not a bummer for us and was for the Knight Rider, is that neither the contestants nor the audience had any clue who he was or what he was singing. Their faces said it all. Hasselhoff had a more attentive crowd at the Berlin Wall coming down and that says a lot.
Having said that, I totally thought his performance was groovy to the max!!!


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