Tonight at 9p and 9:30p on the Travel Channel, Bret Michaels answers people’s requests to Rock My RV. In each episode the Poison singer will turn toxic looking RVs into ones that can make beautiful music.
You will see these dated looking cramped RVs that families and such travel in and you wonder how they have been doing it all of this time. So Bret and his crew go in and give these motor homes a makeover that is so freaking cool that even this girl is thinking she wants to own one. Watching these transformations is absolutely incredible because they turn these tiny looking metal boxes into something that looks so luxurious, spacious and homey. If you are like me you will consider giving up your 365 day residence for one of these. That is how good of a job they do these RVs. Who knew RVs be so cool?
So tune in to be as shocked as I was by how rockin’ these RVs turned out to be with a little help from Bret Michaels and his crew.
In 2010 it looked like Bret Michaels wasn’t going to see 2011, but he miraculously survived that year. To celebrate his second and third chances of life, he proposed to his girlfriend of 16 years and the mother of his two children. Well since that proposal we have not heard much about their wedding plans until today when Life & Style broke the news that the Poison singer and Kristi Gibson have called it off. His rep told the mag, “Bret and Kristi have called off their engagement at this time…Although the couple have separated, they remain great friends and are committed to jointly raising their two daughters, Raine and Jorja.”
I was actually hoping that he was ready to settle down, but I guess all he wants for now is Nothin’ but a Good Time.
Hey VH1 time to bring the celebrities back to your reality shows and why not start with another Rock of Love edition?
Are you sick of your pooch not having a rockin’ look? Well Bret Michaels is changing that by designing clothes for his and your best friend. PetSmart is selling his line of mini-bandanas, plush guitars and leather jackets for your four-legged buddy, so he can be the coolest pup on the block. Who doesn’t want their dog be a rock star? And if you want your bitch to catch the woofer’s eyes, he has also created some dresses especially for her. Once your Fallen Angel is ready to Talk Dirty to her so he can get her to do the Unskinny Bop, there is a Rock of Love Bus for them to get some alone time in so they can Rock and Roll All Nite in privacy and have Nothin’ but a Good Time”.
Bret Michaels Tweeted the above picture and said, “After sweating out the rock onstage. Putting my new cologne through a rigorous test…cologne 1, sweat 0…” The cologne wasn’t the only winner last because we are also winning by seeing his Rock hard abs of Love! For a 48 year old man he still has an amazing body! So much so that if he sang Talk Dirty to Me, I would!!! I would even take roses from him even though Every Rose Has It’s Thorn. I guess there is some sort of Poison in that picture because it really has me having some dirty thoughts about him! Who am I kidding, I have always been a Poison fan!
Every Rose has a Thorn, and according to what Bret Michaels told E! he is Charlie Sheen’s. Here is what he is said, “I can say this about Charlie right now. Charlie has been nothing but a great friend to me, nothing but a great friend. I showed him how to destroy a hotel room, and he showed me how to edit and work on film. It was great.” He then added, “I showed him how to lose a lot of money, and he showed me how to make a lot of money. It was fantastic.” From his description it sounds he is the one “Winning” in their relationship?
BTW I am surprised he didn’t add that he taught him how to live with a bunch of porn stars too? You know since he learned how to do that for before the Two and Half Men star for three seasons on VH1!
What a year it has been for Bret Michaels, he has almost died three times, won Celebrity Apprentice and had a comeback he never expected. So how is he ending it? He ended 2010 by proposing to his girlfriend of 16 years and the mother of his two children, Kristi Gibson, on the season finale of his VH1 show Life as I Know it! He said to her, “Just say yes, because rejection will kill me right now.” With the year he had if that is what could kill him, good thing she said yes!
Hopefully for season two of the show they will get married and their two daughters, Raine Elizabeth, 10, and Jorja Bleu, 5, will be a big part of the wedding!!!
Us Weekly is reporting that a source told them that Bret Michaels and Miley Cyrus’ mom Tish had an affair. Miley and the Poison singer worked together on his single Nothing to Lose, and when she was talking about the duet she admitted her mom had a crush on him. The magazine added that they all remained close after the song was done and their source told them, “It was a professional relationship that turned into something more.” Both of their people denied the affair, which I tend to believe because with all of his health issues this year I don’t think his body could handle the affair. But for a second it would be fun to imagine Miley calling the Rock of Love dude daddy?
BTW who else thinks he needs a new way to pose his hand because in that picture with this story, it almost looks more like what he has done with that hand than look I am rocker with you!
Billboard Magazine made a nude Bret Michaels their cover boy and people said that his sculpted body was a fake. Well Billboard has responded with pictures of the Rock of Lover’s abs before and after photoshopping to prove that Situation is real. Billboard photo editor Amelia Halverson admitted that there was retouching, “In addition to making his abs appear symmetrical, Bunting bronzed Michaels’ color and smoothed out his skin to eliminate a few of the singer’s wrinkles.” Personally I think he looks better before they did their computer magic too him. The 47 year old does have an amazing body considering not only his, but also everything he went through this year.
As if the 3 near death scares weren’t enough to prove it, Bret Michaels is getting older so VH1 is changing Rock of Love so that he will have more age appropriate groupies available to him. I bet he can’t wait to go on a date with the toothless groupie if you know what I mean…
I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to see who gets backstage passes to his room…in the nursing home!
BTW sadly that is not a real show, he was just something he taped for the VH1 Do Something Awards.
Have Bret Michaels brushes with death made him finally propose to the mother of his two children? According to Star Magazine the answer is yes, and if you look at that picture of Kristi Lynn Gibson with their two daughters, Raine Elizabeth, 10, and Jorja Bleu, 5 she seems to be wearing a ring on her ring finger. Well the lead singer of Poison explained it all to the CBS Early Show, “No. It’s a work in progress,” he told Hill. “What happened is she has a beautiful promise ring. A promise ring, a friendship ring with benefits. So, it’s — that’s what we call it. But, yes, is it a work in progress. Absolutely. She’s a beautiful woman. She’s strong. I love her. We respect each other. And I think that’s the start of a great relationship.” They have been together for 16 years, have two beautiful girls together and he has nearly died three times this year…WTF is waiting for??? He needs to take her to Vegas and make her an honest woman already!!!