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Justin Bieber walks off the stage
October 24th, 2016 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Bieber has had it with his fans not paying attention to him during his concerts, and yesterday in Manchester it all came to a climax. The singer was so upset with his fans booing him, that he turned around, dropped the mic, walked off the stage and ended his performance early.
If he keeps up these antics, he will be walking off the plank into unknown as in that is what he will become.
Granted, I also think his people need to step in before it is too late. He obviously needs to take some time off before he goes too far. Which at this rate can happen sooner rather than later.


Splish Splash, Justin Bieber falls on his a$$
July 1st, 2016 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Bieber was performing in Orlando yesterday on a very wet stage, when several members of his band decided to kick some of the water on him. When he decided to retaliate, he found himself falling backwards and landing on what he can be at times. Instead of his band saying Sorry like the song he was singing, they continued to kick some water on him! And I am not sorry about that because it was hysterical.
How did he handle falling during a show again and becoming the butt of all jokes, he said, “Life’s about taking falls and life’s about getting back up!” That’s deep man, real deep. Kind of like the puddle he found himself in.


Justin Bieber walks off the plank!
June 17th, 2016 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Bieber was performing yesterday in Saskatoon and he learned the hard way that stages don’t go on forever. He was paying too much attention to his pants that he didn’t realize the stage ended and he fell off of it with a loud thump. Things seemed scary, but within seconds he was able to climb back up. Once he was back in the spotlight, he gave the audience the purrfect response, “Good thing I am like a cat, I landed on my feet. OMG!”
After the show, a little birdy told me he was seen eating tuna, scratching on a post and looking for pussy.


Is this how Justin Bieber would’ve sounded in the ’80s?
June 16th, 2016 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

Jerry Shen took Justin Bieber’s hit What Do You Mean and changed the accompanying music to synthesized pop. What we got is a modern day hit sounding like it was released when The Beeb’s parents were still just in Junior High School.
You know what, for his next album, he should like consider that bitchin’ sound because I like it better than the original. Don’t you?
Oh and he should like totally get the John Stamos mullet.


Want to own Justin Bieber’s dreads?
June 2nd, 2016 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

Remember a few weeks ago when Justin Bieber was sporting dreads and then he shaved them off. Now his hairstylist Florido told Cosmopolitan, “We still have the dreads though, now we might try to slang them for a charity.” I wonder if they will auction them off individually or as whole. They probably could get more money if they put them up one by one. Plus, a better chance of someone using them to clone the singer.
Back to the dreadlocks, Florido explained that Justin saw someone on the ski slopes with them and decided he wanted them too. After a few days, his hair was getting knotted and breaking, so he decided it was time for another change. Thus, the shaved head. Personally, I think it is best look yet!


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