For some reason Justin Bieber was once again invited to Fashion Rocks because, I guess, wearing your pants below your balls in fashionable. And on that note, he is the new crotch of Calvin Klein. Tonight as he was introducing Rita Ora, he stripped down to his Calvins because he said he felt more comfortable in them. I know, he is 20, but he looks like he is 12, so that made me so uncomfortable to watch this. Even the much taller female model was like why is this little boy taking off his clothes. He is just like a baby who strips down to their diapers because they don’t know any better. So ewwwwww.
For weeks I have been mesmerized by Justin Bieber‘s attempt to grow a goatee, and tonight that came to end. The Baby Baby faced singer, shaved it off.
Part me is happy that he did it, but the other part of me is sad. I will miss his Shaggy, as in Scooby Doo’s best friend’s facial hair.
Do you want to see what the clean shaven rock star looks like, then click here!
Justin Bieber posted the above photo and asked, “Shave the stash or let it grow”. I don’t know what it is about his facial hair, but it just baffles me. He’s 20 years old, but he grows a mustache like a 13 year old boy who’s just starting puberty. If I were him, I would just shave every day. I mean because I would be embarrassed if I couldn’t grow a manly beard. You know, if the only thing I could do was grow one like a little boy. But that’s me.
Seriously, I don’t know why I am so obsessed about his whiskers. I think it’s because their so sad that I feel so bad for them. I just want to help them and put them out of their misery. Kind of like how I want to help all those animals in those Sara McClachlan ASPCA ads. Well that, and because I want them to stop airing that commercial because it makes me cry every time I see it. Just like when I see Bieber’s attempt to grown a beard.
Justin Bieber shared this photo of himself in the trunk of the car, and I think I will pay someone to close it and drive away. Far, far away!
And what’s up with that hat? I lived in Miami for 6 years and all the old men I saw walking on the beach wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a hat like that. Oh wait, there was this one time, there was a guy, who wasn’t moving, the crows and flies were circling around him and he was wearing that same exact hat…
I guess no one told you, but someone turned the clock back to 1984. At least that is what I am assuming because bad boy Justin Bieber went rollerskating at a roller rink.
Once I got over him touching his crotch, yet again, I thought I was watching that episode of The Goldbergs where Barry is a roller skating master. As much as I love the ABC sitcom, I laughed harder at the singer doing whatever he was doing than I did at that hysterical episode. But then again I laugh with The Goldbergs and I laugh at Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber posted this video promoting his friend Chris D’Elia’s new comedy special, but all I could focus on were his scraggly beard hairs. I mean, it looks like Shaggy’s from Scooby Doo. You know, the animated version where they draw a few lines to show he has a beard. Can someone please pluck those strands of fuzz and put them out of their misery. If not for their misery, then how about mine because that is the saddest thing I have seen all day.
Justin Bieber shared this photo of himself taking a bath. Part of me thinks that it is really manly of him to be so honest about that, but then the other part of me thinks he is acting like a baby baby for taking one. What do you think?
Beliebe it or not, Justin Bieber and Tom Hanks attended the same party together. We know this because the singer shared a video he took of the two time Oscar winner. Which is extraordinary in itself, but it gets better when you see Forrest Gump mouthing the chorus of This Is How We Do It dressed as a Rabbi. Who knew?
So what brought the two men together, they attended the wedding of Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun to Yael Cohen. So now that bosom buddy dressed as the Rabbi at their wedding, I wonder if he will perform the circumcision at the Bris of their first son? Seriously, what can’t Hanks do?
You can dress Justin Bieber up in a suit and make him look good, but that doesn’t mean he will act good. The singer posed for some photos in a shiny blue suit, but he couldn’t go a few minutes without touching himself down there. It’s like enough already. Go pee and be done with it. Or is he trying to make us think that he goes down to there because I just don’t belieb it!