header image
Comedy Central is going to Roast Justin Bieber!!!
January 20th, 2015 under Comedy Central, Justin Bieber. [ Comments: 2 ]

James Franco, Charlie Sheen, David Hasselhoff, William Shatner, Roseanne Barr, Bob Saget and Flavor Flav have all survived it, and soon we will find out if Justin Bieber can do the same. The singer is going to get his own Roast on Comedy Central, and you know he is going to cry like a Baby Baby when it is done.
The Beebs confirmed the news by Tweeting, “For years I have wanted Comedy Central to roast me. They said only if I provided them w/ more material so for a year now I have worked hard.” Boy, did he work hard at it. There are Calvin Klein ads, the arrests, the bleached blonde hair, his skateboarding fails, the time he peed in a bucket in a restaurant kitchen, the time he egged his neighbor’s house, his ability to walk into glass doors, his Selfies and so on.
As of now, the only thing Comedy Central confirms is that they are Roasting the Beebs. When it will be and who will be there is yet to be determined. I am hoping they get Undateable’s Chris D’Elia to be the Roastmaster, but since Ryan Seacrest broke the news I think he will get the honor. I hope they fill the dais with past teen idols like Rick Springfield, Donny Osmond, Leif Garret, David Cassidy, John Stamos, Joe and/or Nick Jonas and and Scott Baio to name a few. You need an older dame and Cloris Leachman has proven she is up for the task. If not, maybe they can get Selena Gomez or Kim Kardashian? Who do you want to Roast him?


Is Justin Bieber helping or hurting his case?
January 14th, 2015 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: 3 ]

Justin Bieber has a very toned body, but it is no David Beckham or Cristiano Ronaldo. So when his ads for Calvins came out, everyone (including me) assumed they were photoshopped. He said they were not.
So today, he posted a photo on Instagram of himself wearing just a towel and said “Photoshop lol”. I personally don’t think this photo helps his case. To me it wasn’t his muscles that were questioned, it was his thickness that people were wondering about. This photo shows off his muscles, but to me it also shows off how tiny his body frame is.


Justin Bieber strangling Chris Brown?
December 15th, 2014 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Bieber Instagrammed this photo of himself with his hand around Chris Brown’s neck and said, “Had fun with the homey @Chrisbrownofficial.” I have no comment because I think it speaks for itself. What do you have to say about it?


Even babies can’t stand to look at Justin Bieber
October 30th, 2014 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Bieber Instagrammed this photo of himself holding a cute baby, but all I took from it is that even babies don’t want to be around him anymore. Remember when we all loved the Baby Baby? Seems like a long time ago. Way before that infant was even conceived.


Justin Bieber is boy enough to take a bubble bath!
October 22nd, 2014 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Bieber might be a man, but he still bathes like a little boy. The Baby, Baby shared this photo of himself naked with a bubble beard, and I bet there is a rubber ducky and some plastic ships in there too.
BTW I am so happy he was taking a bubble bath because I so don’t want to see what is under all of those bubbles. Do you?


Conan makes our Justin Bieber dreams come true!
October 21st, 2014 under Conan O'Brien, Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

How many times have you wanted to see bratty Justin Bieber get his a$$ handed to him? Well, Conan O’Brien made that happen tonight on his TBS show. So sit back and watch your new favorite video over and over and over again!!!


Justin Bieber felt more comfortable in Calvins, we’re uncomfrotable
September 9th, 2014 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

For some reason Justin Bieber was once again invited to Fashion Rocks because, I guess, wearing your pants below your balls in fashionable. And on that note, he is the new crotch of Calvin Klein. Tonight as he was introducing Rita Ora, he stripped down to his Calvins because he said he felt more comfortable in them. I know, he is 20, but he looks like he is 12, so that made me so uncomfortable to watch this. Even the much taller female model was like why is this little boy taking off his clothes. He is just like a baby who strips down to their diapers because they don’t know any better. So ewwwwww.


Justin Bieber shaves off the peach fuzz!!!
August 20th, 2014 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

For weeks I have been mesmerized by Justin Bieber‘s attempt to grow a goatee, and tonight that came to end. The Baby Baby faced singer, shaved it off.
Part me is happy that he did it, but the other part of me is sad. I will miss his Shaggy, as in Scooby Doo’s best friend’s facial hair.
Do you want to see what the clean shaven rock star looks like, then click here!


Justin Bieber wants to know if he should shave the peach fuzz?
July 21st, 2014 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Bieber posted the above photo and asked, “Shave the stash or let it grow”. I don’t know what it is about his facial hair, but it just baffles me. He’s 20 years old, but he grows a mustache like a 13 year old boy who’s just starting puberty. If I were him, I would just shave every day. I mean because I would be embarrassed if I couldn’t grow a manly beard. You know, if the only thing I could do was grow one like a little boy. But that’s me.
Seriously, I don’t know why I am so obsessed about his whiskers. I think it’s because their so sad that I feel so bad for them. I just want to help them and put them out of their misery. Kind of like how I want to help all those animals in those Sara McClachlan ASPCA ads. Well that, and because I want them to stop airing that commercial because it makes me cry every time I see it. Just like when I see Bieber’s attempt to grown a beard.


Close the trunk, close the trunk on Justin Bieber!
July 18th, 2014 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Bieber shared this photo of himself in the trunk of the car, and I think I will pay someone to close it and drive away. Far, far away!
And what’s up with that hat? I lived in Miami for 6 years and all the old men I saw walking on the beach wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a hat like that. Oh wait, there was this one time, there was a guy, who wasn’t moving, the crows and flies were circling around him and he was wearing that same exact hat…


« Previous entries 


E-Mail: Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Enter your Email

Blogs I Read
Recent Posts
Recent Commentors
Web Analytics website stats Site Meter