Justin Bieber was performing in Orlando yesterday on a very wet stage, when several members of his band decided to kick some of the water on him. When he decided to retaliate, he found himself falling backwards and landing on what he can be at times. Instead of his band saying Sorry like the song he was singing, they continued to kick some water on him! And I am not sorry about that because it was hysterical.
How did he handle falling during a show again and becoming the butt of all jokes, he said, “Life’s about taking falls and life’s about getting back up!” That’s deep man, real deep. Kind of like the puddle he found himself in.
Justin Bieber was performing yesterday in Saskatoon and he learned the hard way that stages don’t go on forever. He was paying too much attention to his pants that he didn’t realize the stage ended and he fell off of it with a loud thump. Things seemed scary, but within seconds he was able to climb back up. Once he was back in the spotlight, he gave the audience the purrfect response, “Good thing I am like a cat, I landed on my feet. OMG!”
After the show, a little birdy told me he was seen eating tuna, scratching on a post and looking for pussy.
Jerry Shen took Justin Bieber’s hit What Do You Mean and changed the accompanying music to synthesized pop. What we got is a modern day hit sounding like it was released when The Beeb’s parents were still just in Junior High School.
You know what, for his next album, he should like consider that bitchin’ sound because I like it better than the original. Don’t you?
Oh and he should like totally get the John Stamos mullet.
Remember a few weeks ago when Justin Bieber was sporting dreads and then he shaved them off. Now his hairstylist Florido told Cosmopolitan, “We still have the dreads though, now we might try to slang them for a charity.” I wonder if they will auction them off individually or as whole. They probably could get more money if they put them up one by one. Plus, a better chance of someone using them to clone the singer.
Back to the dreadlocks, Florido explained that Justin saw someone on the ski slopes with them and decided he wanted them too. After a few days, his hair was getting knotted and breaking, so he decided it was time for another change. Thus, the shaved head. Personally, I think it is best look yet!
There was a time that Justin Bieber was as known for his hair as his music, and those days are long gone. A few weeks ago he got dreads and there’s only one way to get rid of them. That way is to cut them all off and that leaves you with a buzz cut. So today’s buzz is all about The Beebs getting the buzz.
So the screeching sound you heard this morning was a teen girl logging on to Instagram and seeing her Idol with barely any hair. It will grow back. I think?
Justin Bieber learned an important lesson yesterday during his concert in Kansas City. Running on a wet slippery surface is not a smart idea because you will fall on your bum in front of thousands of people. Thus, you will become the butt of all jokes as you make an a$$ of yourself.
Is it too late now to say sorry?
If you thought the ugliest thing about Justin Bieber in this photo would be his dreads, then you need to look further down. Not at his underwear showing, but at his left hand. The Baby singer is holding a lit cig. There is nothing attractive about that, especially to his young fans. Smoking is so last century and he needs to give it up.
James Corden took the lyrics of Justin Bieber and turned them into the dialogue for a Soap Opera on The Late Late Show yesterday. He asked Salma Hayek, Ray Romano and Gary Oldman to co-star with him in As the Beebs Turns and it is crazy how perfectly it worked.
Maybe Bieber needs to give up this whole singing thing and write for Soaps instead. Could you imagine?