Just when you thought that Joe Simpson and Donald Trump were the only fathers to say inappropriate things about their children, here comes Justin Bieber’s dad to top them. He took to Twitter to ask his little, OK not so little, boy what he feeds that things. Then hashtagged it with #proud daddy.
I get that it looked like an elephant snout, but still no father should go on Twitter and say that. Which makes you wonder if Justin’s peepee size is something he got from his mother side because his dad seems surprised that it is so big. Which proves we aren’t the only ones surprised about the length.
I can’t believe I just talked that much about The Beebs’ baby baby maker. I need help.
Justin Bieber shared a photo of himself lying in bed with his finger over his nose, so you have to wonder what he is trying to tell us here. I am thinking it is his way of telling us he stinks. What do you think?
Yesterday on Good Morning America, Justin Bieber confronted a cameraman who wasn’t focusing on his dance moves. Today while appearing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, he took out a camera with a T-Shirt gun. So you have to wonder if he has something against cameramen? Which is weird because the ones he went after, haven’t done anything against him. At least not that we know of, but they might be reconsidering that?
First Miley Cyrus got Justin Bieber’s haircut and now he got her hair color. So if you were able to tell them apart before, you won’t be able to do it any more. And that goes for if they both go topless, which is happens more than we would like!
Justin Bieber was on The Tonight Show yesterday and he one job to do. That task was to promote his upcoming album. Then when Jimmy Fallon asked him when it was coming out, he admitted he forgot the date. Luckily, the NBC host had it written down, so he was able to share the information with everyone.
I think the Beebs should get a tattoo of the date, so he never forgets November 13th again.
So I did not watch the MTV VMAs because I am sick of looking at Miley Cyrus’ nearly naked body and I knew they were going to suck. Well, Justin Bieber shared the only thing that was worth watching from Sunday night’s Awards show on Instagram. While the Beebs was pouring out his heart on stage, Kanye West was getting down to What Do You Mean?. He was dancing like no one was watching, but the cameras caught him moving like Taylor Swift. Even she was like Kanye, I am going to stop you right there before you embarrass yourself. But it was too late and the 2020 Presidential candidate proved he can’t dance. Lucky for him, we’ve learned from several past Presidents, that is not a requirement.
Justin Bieber made his triumphant return to music yesterday at the MTV VMAs and it was very emotional for the singer. So emotional, he broke down and started crying after his performance. To quote Miley Cyrus, “Wow! Wow! Wow!”
Not only did he perform his new single, What Do You Mean?, he also released the music video for it. It includes sex, kidnapping and skateboarding because the three go together like Justin Bieber and John Leguizamo.
When Justin Bieber was first starting out, he was a good kid. Then he turned 18, and went wild like most kids do. Except he didn’t do it in college, he did it in the public eye. Then when he hit 21, he decided to clean up his act and did a whole I’m sorry tour. On Friday, he released his first single, What Do You Mean?, as the new guy he is now and it isn’t half bad. Tonight, he is going to perform at the VMAs and he had some fun with the photos on top of the chairs of the people who will be sitting in them. He seemed so sweet and innocent, he was like that kid we got to know when he sang Baby Baby. I hope he keeps it up because I like him better this way.
Now, if only we can get Miley Cyrus to change back to the girl we once knew. One former child star at a time.
For weeks, Justin Bieber has had several celebrities promoting his new single What Do You Mean?, and today it finally came out. Ever since the first celeb held up the sign announcing the song, I’ve been hoping it would suck. Sadly, it isn’t that bad. It’s actually catchy.
I don’t know if he’s gotten better with age or my taste has gotten worse with it. I am going with the latter.
Justin Bieber is going to perform on this Sunday’s MTV VMA’s and he Instagrammed an announcement with a picture of a topless Miley Cyrus, who’s host the show, with a photo of his face covering each of her boobs. The only positive thing I can say about it, is at least we don’t see her nipples. That’s it.