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Justin Bieber wants to know if he should shave the peach fuzz?
July 21st, 2014 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Bieber posted the above photo and asked, “Shave the stash or let it grow”. I don’t know what it is about his facial hair, but it just baffles me. He’s 20 years old, but he grows a mustache like a 13 year old boy who’s just starting puberty. If I were him, I would just shave every day. I mean because I would be embarrassed if I couldn’t grow a manly beard. You know, if the only thing I could do was grow one like a little boy. But that’s me.
Seriously, I don’t know why I am so obsessed about his whiskers. I think it’s because their so sad that I feel so bad for them. I just want to help them and put them out of their misery. Kind of like how I want to help all those animals in those Sara McClachlan ASPCA ads. Well that, and because I want them to stop airing that commercial because it makes me cry every time I see it. Just like when I see Bieber’s attempt to grown a beard.


Close the trunk, close the trunk on Justin Bieber!
July 18th, 2014 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Bieber shared this photo of himself in the trunk of the car, and I think I will pay someone to close it and drive away. Far, far away!
And what’s up with that hat? I lived in Miami for 6 years and all the old men I saw walking on the beach wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a hat like that. Oh wait, there was this one time, there was a guy, who wasn’t moving, the crows and flies were circling around him and he was wearing that same exact hat…


This video of Justin Bieber will leave you speechless
July 16th, 2014 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

I guess no one told you, but someone turned the clock back to 1984. At least that is what I am assuming because bad boy Justin Bieber went rollerskating at a roller rink.
Once I got over him touching his crotch, yet again, I thought I was watching that episode of The Goldbergs where Barry is a roller skating master. As much as I love the ABC sitcom, I laughed harder at the singer doing whatever he was doing than I did at that hysterical episode. But then again I laugh with The Goldbergs and I laugh at Justin Bieber.


Is Justin Bieber trying to grow a beard?
July 14th, 2014 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Bieber posted this video promoting his friend Chris D’Elia’s new comedy special, but all I could focus on were his scraggly beard hairs. I mean, it looks like Shaggy’s from Scooby Doo. You know, the animated version where they draw a few lines to show he has a beard. Can someone please pluck those strands of fuzz and put them out of their misery. If not for their misery, then how about mine because that is the saddest thing I have seen all day.


Justin Bieber man enough to admit he takes baths?
July 8th, 2014 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: 3 ]

Justin Bieber shared this photo of himself taking a bath. Part of me thinks that it is really manly of him to be so honest about that, but then the other part of me thinks he is acting like a baby baby for taking one. What do you think?


Oy, this is how Tom Hanks does it!
July 7th, 2014 under Justin Bieber, Tom Hanks. [ Comments: none ]

Beliebe it or not, Justin Bieber and Tom Hanks attended the same party together. We know this because the singer shared a video he took of the two time Oscar winner. Which is extraordinary in itself, but it gets better when you see Forrest Gump mouthing the chorus of This Is How We Do It dressed as a Rabbi. Who knew?
So what brought the two men together, they attended the wedding of Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun to Yael Cohen. So now that bosom buddy dressed as the Rabbi at their wedding, I wonder if he will perform the circumcision at the Bris of their first son? Seriously, what can’t Hanks do?


Justin Bieber just can’t keep his hands off of his baby baby maker!
July 7th, 2014 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

You can dress Justin Bieber up in a suit and make him look good, but that doesn’t mean he will act good. The singer posed for some photos in a shiny blue suit, but he couldn’t go a few minutes without touching himself down there. It’s like enough already. Go pee and be done with it. Or is he trying to make us think that he goes down to there because I just don’t belieb it!


Justin Bieber shows off his treasure trail
July 1st, 2014 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Bieber loves to share Selfies and the latest one he showed off a lot of skin. That photo makes it appear as though the singer is naked. And that is more than I needed to see. My poor eyes.


How cute, Justin Bieber tries to grow a beard!
May 23rd, 2014 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Bieber keeps trying to prove to us that he is a man, and yet we don’t belieb him because he acts like such a spoiled little brat. His latest attempt to be manly, is to grow a beard. But all I see is peach fuzz on his baby baby face.
If he wants us to think of him as a man, then the best way for him to prove that is to grow up and stop acting like his biggest hit.


Justin Bieber being investigated for attempted robbery
May 13th, 2014 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

KABC just Tweeted, “THIS JUST IN: LAPD investigating Justin Bieber for attempted robbery”. At this time nothing else is known about the investigation, but Robert Lopez from the LA Times Tweeted this update, “LAPD says detectives tonight are interviewing a victim of an alleged attempted robbery by Justin Bieber.”
Before I give my opinion on this latest scandal for the singer, I will wait for more details.

UPDATE: TMZ spoke with the accuser and she claims that she witnessed Justin Bieber and his entourage getting into a altercation with some other people at a miniature golf and batting cage complex in Sherman Oaks yesterday. So she did what most people would do and took out her phone to take pictures. She then says the singer came over to erase the photos she took on her phone. She says she had put already put the phone in her purse and he reached in and grabbed it. Then she says the two of them wrestled over the phone, but eventually he got control of it. She added that when he tried to see if she took photos, he found that the phone was locked and told her to unlock it. She says she did and he found out that there were no pictures of the incident on her phone. She says she then told him that her 13 year old daughter and her were just coming over to say hi and he told her to stop embarrassing herself. She says his reaction made her teenager cry.
She then filed a complaint with police and they questioned her about it today.
Police have yet to talk to him about it.


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