I don’t remember the last time I saw Gerard Butler do a movie and I have been wondering whatever happen to him. Looks like we just found out where he has been, making bagels in Atlanta. So has he hit hard times? Nope, he just love Goldberg’s Bagels so much, they gave a him a tour of their kitchen. But you know if this acting thing doesn’t work out, bagel making is so in his future. The disposable Polypropylene Bouffant Cap really suits him!
Jimmy Fallon challenged Gerard Butler to a game of Slap Jack on The Tonight Show yesterday. Basically, it is like Blackjack, but at the end of each hand the winner hits the loser with huge prosthetic hand. A hand so large that The Bounty Hunter declared, “Finally, a hand I can hold my pen!s with!” The NBC late night host lost it and had to get up from his chair to control his laughter. Then when he did, he retaliated with, “Sadly, I said the same thing with baby arms.” I then had to get out of my chair to control my laughter.
Now it was time for the game, and Gerard whacked his opponent so hard at the end of the game that Fallon realized he really has been using that hand to whack off!
The first trailer is out for London Has Fallen, and the dick flick looks pretty invigorating. Plus, if the Aaron Eckhart, Morgan Freeman and Gerard Butler starrer is anything like White House Has Fallen, I can’t wait to see it on Match 4th. I don’t normally enjoy movies in this genre, but the first film was a thrill ride from the beginning until the end. If you haven’t seen it, you should check it out the next time it is on.
It’s been hot and we want nothing more than a lick of an ice cream. Now having said that, that doesn’t mean we can steal a lick from a kid’s cone. That is unless you are Gerard Butler than you can do anything you want.