Jimmy Fallon challenged Gerard Butler to a game of Slap Jack on The Tonight Show yesterday. Basically, it is like Blackjack, but at the end of each hand the winner hits the loser with huge prosthetic hand. A hand so large that The Bounty Hunter declared, “Finally, a hand I can hold my pen!s with!” The NBC late night host lost it and had to get up from his chair to control his laughter. Then when he did, he retaliated with, “Sadly, I said the same thing with baby arms.” I then had to get out of my chair to control my laughter.
Now it was time for the game, and Gerard whacked his opponent so hard at the end of the game that Fallon realized he really has been using that hand to whack off!
The first trailer is out for London Has Fallen, and the dick flick looks pretty invigorating. Plus, if the Aaron Eckhart, Morgan Freeman and Gerard Butler starrer is anything like White House Has Fallen, I can’t wait to see it on Match 4th. I don’t normally enjoy movies in this genre, but the first film was a thrill ride from the beginning until the end. If you haven’t seen it, you should check it out the next time it is on.
It’s been hot and we want nothing more than a lick of an ice cream. Now having said that, that doesn’t mean we can steal a lick from a kid’s cone. That is unless you are Gerard Butler than you can do anything you want.
Gerard Butler was on Wetten, dass..? and the hosts asked him to crack some walnuts. Sounds boring? Well he had to do with his a$$ and of course he was able to unlike the guy who dared him!
But it didn’t stop there because they also had him pour a bucket full of ice down his pants and read something in German. Giving new meaning to him for the expression blue balls.
After watching these two stunts they had him do, I wish our talk show hosts would make the celebrities here in the United States do the same. We all know Gwyneth Paltrow can crack a walnut with her 22 year old stripper butt, so let’s see her do it. Roght?