Screen Junkies has given us another Honest Trailer, and this time the victim is the Oscar nominated Gravity. While almost everyone who has seen this film in 3D Imax has been praising the crap out of this movie, the rest of us (me) think all the praise is completely overrated. So when I saw this Honest Trailer, I completely agreed with everything they said. Do you feel the same way?
Before Sandra Bullock was cheering her adopted son from the stands in The Blind Side, she was cheering on the field for her high school, Washington-Lee in Arlington, Virginia. She looks the same now as she did when she was 17 in that 1981 home video.
Sandra Bullock won another award for Gravity yesterday, this time at the Critics Choice Awards. During her speech, she thanked her only physical co-star George Clooney “for floating away and not coming back.” I felt the same way when I saw the movie. In fact, I was hoping she would do the same, but sadly she didn’t until the very end. I know, I am the only person who hated it and was wishing for one of those meteorites to take them out already.
Anyways the other highlight in her speech is when there was an audio mess up that interrupted it; America’s sweetheart looked right into the camera and said, “What the f*ck?” Too bad the censors caught it.
Tom Hanks was on The Jonathon Ross Show and the talk show host showed off a piano keyboard like the one that was used in that memorable scene from the classic movie Big. The two started out with Chopsticks and then they went for a song with a much faster tune. Once that was done, Sandra Bullock came out and Forrest Gump and her did Chopsticks together. Yet there was note they couldn’t hit.
If this video doesn’t brighten your Monday morning, I don’t know what will. No matter how old Hanks get, he still makes us feel like he did when he that kid trapped in a man’s body in Big. In ways the Oscar winner never grew up and that is a good thing.
Whoever said you can’t white after Labor Day, might be changing their tune after yesterday premiere for the much-buzzed movie Gravity. The movie’s star Sandra Bullock and Harry Potter’s Emma Watson wowed on the red carpet in little white dresses. Proving you can wear white all year round. The only time you can’t do that is when you are a guest at a wedding.
Remember the end of that movie The Perfect Storm, and Mark Wahlberg’s head kept bobbing up and down in water and he just wouldn’t die. So then you found yourself screaming at the screen “Die already!” and after several minutes he finally did? Well that is the feeling I got when I watched the trailer for Gravity that is out on October 4th. It seems like it could be a good movie, but at a certain point I think I would find myself bored with it. Like enough torture and let’s get this resolved already. I mean how much sh!t can you see someone go through in about three hours before you like, c’mon just end it already? But that could just be my way of looking at movies with George Clooney in them, to me all of them suck since he did One Fine Day.
Now back to Sandra Bullock, I really like her, but it’s like enough already with the heavy breathing. And that is why it reminded me of that other movie George Clooney did. I rooted for his death in that movie when he was steering the boat over that huge wave, you so know the scene I am talking about.
The first trailer is out for The Heat and there is no way you could get me to see the cop film with Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy when it comes out on April 5th. Did anything in that trailer look remotely funny to you? Didn’t it feel like you have seen it all before? I mean, how many times can McCarthy play the fat angry bitch with no makeup that everyone is afraid of? Seriously has she ever played anything any different since Samantha Who? She needs to branch out and play different type of roles because to me she is just like Jennifer Aniston and Katherine Heigl, you know playing the same part but in a different movie.
Sandra Bullock and Halle Berry both won the Oscar for Best Actress and both of them lost their husbands shortly afterwards. Now both women are unmarried mothers and they shared a special moment at this year’s Academy Awards and I have to wonder if they have something to tell us? Are they hoping to break the Oscar curse by hooking up? Is Sandra trying to be her Adrien Brody? Or is just the two ladies happy to see each other?
As if we needed another reason to not like Jesse James, Life & Style has a story that will make us like him even less…if it is a true. A source claims that Sandra Bullock’s filming schedule is what lead him to cheat.
“He said he doesn’t want to be alone anymore — and that he was alone with Sandra,” the insider tells Life & Style. “He says she was always away filming movies. That’s why he strayed — he was horny and needed someone.”
He’s claiming Sandra, Forbes’ highest-paid actress, drove him away. “Jesse says Sandra was never around,” the insider says. “He was lonely, and that’s why he turned to another woman. She was gone for months filming The Blind Side. He’s not proud of what he did, but he insists the fault doesn’t rest entirely with him.”
Maybe instead of finding women to have sex with, he should have gotten on a plane and scratched his itch with his now ex-wife?
Are you like me and didn’t watch the MTV Movie awards? Well according to what I read, these were the best segments from the show. So instead of wasting 2 hours on it we only had to waste less than 15 minutes of our time. I was shocked how well Tom Cruise could move, not only in that fat suit but in general. Although I don’t get why MTV was so hot on having Tom Cruise do Les Grossman because Tropic Thunder is so two years ago. I thought they wanted to be relevant, why else would they have New Moon sweep the awards show otherwise?
Well at least they were relevant by giving Sandra Bullock the MTV Generation Award because last year was her movie year and having her BFF Betty White give it to her was also smart because this is her year! I loved how Betty described all of Sandra’s movies, she is just so witty! I also loved Sandra’s classy speech. You have to hand it to her for having such grace under such tough circumstances. As she said let’s move on!
But before we do, you got to love since she kissed Scarlett Johansson’s husband Ryan Reynolds in The Proposal, that it was only fair she got to kiss Scarlett too. Even though Ryan wasn’t able to be there, you know that he enjoyed seeing his wife kissing his co-star and is totally dreaming of a three-way between them. The one person who probably didn’t enjoy that smooch was Jesse James who kissed that opportunity goodbye. I hope that kiss gave him nightmares because he so deserves it for what he did to her. At least now she has Louis in her life, he is more of man than Jesse is.