Steven Tyler came out and auditioned for American Idol yesterday. He did not audition as himself, but as a Dude who really Looks Like a Lady. In fact the former-AI Judge was so beautiful with all of the makeup, I think he should consider really becoming a lady! Don’t you agree?
BTW I wonder if Steven Tyler gave himself a creepy leer (hit on himself) after he saw himself in drag?
While almost everyone in America had the day off of work yesterday, Steven Tyler was seen working at Dunkin’ Donuts. So does that mean he made a mistake leaving American Idol and Aerosmith isn’t doing well with their new album and the tour? Nope here’s what the Dude Look a Lady Tweeted, “HAPPY THXGIVING!… JUST ME GIVIN BACK AT DUNKIN DONUTS ON THE WAY TO SEE THE FAMILY… WHAT R U THANKFUL 4??” Bummer because I would love to see him working at a place that is full of donuts and coffee because could you imagine him on a sugar and caffeine high 5 days a week. It would like be him now, but even more hyper and that would be a very fun thing to watch!
Aerosmith was on The Today Show show and when they were doing a little teaser the whole band said, “Good Morning America”! Which as we all know is on another network.
But it didn’t stop there, when Al Roker was doing weather the show mistakenly left Steven Tyler’s mic on and he said “Thanks for coming out you crazy f*cks. I love you!” And Steven that is why we love you!
Now that Steven Tyler has quit American Idol, I guess he had to find a second job. But this time he is not moonlighting in the music industry, he has taken a job working security at an airport. I am not sure how much safer the skies will be, but with him working as a TSA Agent I expect strip searches and mandatory frisks of women to sky rocket around him. If you think about it, it is the perfect job for him. I bet it would be the happiest he has been since he could have any woman he wanted back in the day.
Just imagine any time a woman walks by, he will be more than willing to say that she needs to be frisked by him because she might be a risk. He will say she made his alarm go off, translation he got an erection!
We all know that Sammy Hagar replaced David Lee Roth in Van Halen, but imagine him doing the same for Aerosmith. Well according to what Brad Whitford told The Metal Show that was almost the case. When Steven Tyler took a break from the band to do American Idol, they were thinking of going on tour with a new name and new singer. The person on top of their list was the man who can’t drive 55, so they called him and asked if he was interested. The man who makes a lethal Tequilla thought it would be “so cool”, but sadly or luckily that never happened.
I don’t know how I feel about this because I have seen Hagar with Van Halen and I wasn’t that impressed. I like him when he does his own stuff, but I am not a fan of him doing someone elses. Plus no one could replace Steven Tyler, he is a one of a kind who can’t be replicated.
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Steven Tyler came out for the opening of Fleetwood on Front Street in Hawaii and he posed with hand fan. Seeing the Aerosmith singer fanning himself like that makes me think dude looks like Southern lady on a hot August day. Give him a Mint Julep and the look will be complete.
I didn’t realize how much I missed Aerosmith until I saw their first video in almost a decade. The band is back with Legendary Child and they showed those youngsters how music videos are done. Seriously they still have it, let’s hope they continue to bring it.
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Steven Tyler was photographed with his arms around Cloris Leachman and dancing with the octogenarian, so I have to wonder if the two Fox stars have something to tell us? Probably not, but I would like to imagine that they do because imagine what a zany couple they would be.
BTW I am not going to mention the Raising Hope’s Meemaw’s camel toe in the first picture because that wouldn’t be nice of me.
Forget Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve, the real Rockin’ Eve happened in Hawaii. Steven Tyler, Weird Al Yankovic and Alice Cooper all came together on New Year’s Eve and sang a classic Beatles tune in Wailea, Maui. The three men with great hair rocked out to Come Together in a way that hasn’t been done as good as the Fab Four originally did it! Seriously seeing them jam like that I want to see them come together on a tour and play whatever songs they want. That and I want to see what else Weird Al can do with his leg. How did he do that?
On that note the Schlock rocker had this to say about their collaboration, “Teenage Me and Present-Day Me were both insanely happy to spend New Year’s Eve with these guys.” And then he added, “Every New Year’s Eve for the rest of my life is gonna suck.” And I am sure everyone who was there that night to see them jamming like that feels the same way. Sh!t if I was there that is how I would feel.
BTW I love Weird Al but seeing him with the Aerosmith singer and Cooper; it’s kind of like one of these is not like the other two. Don’t you agree?
Steven Tyler and gravity have a problem with each other and the latest example of that was on Tuesday when he fell in the shower face first. Well the yesterday the show went on for the Aerosmith singer a day after loving up as he was going down and this morning he broke his silence like his two front teeth about what happened on The Today Show. Matt Lauer point blank asked him if it was a fall in the shower or a fall off the wagon that created his new look and he insisted it was the first. I think even though he looks like a meth addict with the missing teeth and black and blue marks on his face, I do think he did it naturally!
BTW yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live had a little fun at the American Idol judge’s expense and you can hear the new versions of his old songs!
