Before Christoph Waltz was capturing Jews in Inglourious Basterds, he was trying to catch a cat in Parole Chicago. How purrfect was the 22 year old in that 1979 episode? The two time Oscar winner was such a cute man in his 20’s, and he grew up to be the really handsome distinguished one that we know now.
Christoph Waltz was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he told the ABC late night host how much he loves Sesame Street. But when he described the show, it didn’t sound like the one that you and I grew up on. So Kimmel asked him if he knew the theme song; and when the Inglourious Basterd said he did, Jimmy asked him to sing it. Then the newest horrible boss, stood up and sang the happy tune as he knows it. Although his version is much darker and more depressing than the one we have been hearing since infancy. It actually brought tears to my eyes.
Ladies and gentlemen, and that is why he has two Oscars to him name in just the last five years. Bravo! Bravo!
Diane Kruger was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and she told him about meeting her celebrity crush. Back when she was just an early teen, she became obsessed Don Johnson. Not for his acting on Miami Vice, but for his song Heartbeat. In fact when she was 13 years old, she made out to his song.
Well she told Quentin Tarantino that she was infatuated him, so when he worked him on Django Unchained the director invited her to come down and meet him. She said it would be too much if she did, so she didn’t take him up on his offer.
Fast forward a few months later, she was at an Oscar party with her boyfriend Joshua Jackson and QT, and who should show up? Yep, Crockett himself. As soon as she saw she became extremely emotional. So much so that Jackson had to tell her to calm down and Johnson had to tell her he was walking away. Now even though their first meeting didn’t go over too well, we all still got a beautiful picture out of it.
I don’t know why he didn’t stay because most men would be flattered to have her obsessed with them. Especially someone that is a little older like he is now. Don’t you agree?
BTW if you didn’t know he had an album out once upon a time, here is the video to the song that made Kruger’s heart beat a lot faster when she heard it. You know, I wonder if Jackson and her have had sex to it? I am sure they have!!!
Diane Kruger was out shopping and she found a way for you not look at her face. The actress wore a T-Shirt with a pair of eyeglasses over her boobs and I think it is a smart distraction. But I could think that because everything looks smarter with a pair of spectacles on it.
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Mark Wahlberg and Michael Fassbender were guests on The Graham Norton Show and the host asked Marky Mark about his ability to do voices. It was then that the Ted star said that the Inglourious Basterd was also good at voices, so Wahlberg had a challenge for him. He challenged him to a big d!ck contest, but then Wahlberg said he would lose because he left his at home. So I guess he kept that prop from Boogie Nights which I am sure his wife is very happy about.
And on that note Mark Wahlberg also talked about how his youngest son like to punch as hard as he can in the balls. In fact when Brendan met Dwayne Johnson that is exactly how the 4 year greeted him. I like his kid!
Quentin Tarantino is back with Django Unchained this Christmas and I don’t think I will be in line to see it. It looks like it will be another one of his Spaghetti Western/Grondhouse movies, so it is the same thing another film. Plus except for Christoph Waltz, I don’t like anyone in the cast. Are you going to run out and see this dick flick when it comes out?
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Joshua Jackson attended the Calvin Klein Celebrate Women In Film event at Cannes with his girlfriend Diane Kruger and he showed us he still appreciates her Inglourious Basterds. Even though he has been dating her for around six years, he couldn’t keep his eyes off of her cleavage. How sweet is it that he still loves the Fringe benefits of dating her and doesn’t take it for granted.
Michael Fassbender was photographed laughing and I all could think of when I saw that picture is that his laugh is as big as his pen!s. Seriously isn’t as huge as the reason why he didn’t get the Oscar nom for Shame? Those male voters are just jealous of it and they have every reason to be.
Yesterday Christoph Waltz was on Jimmy Kimmel Live and he shared with the host unaired video of his appearance on American Idol when he judge this season. After you see it, you will understand why the Fox show killed the idea of the fourth judge. Sadly I disagree with their decision because I think he murdered it while he was on the show. Don’t you agree!
BTW if you are a man and you’re going to wear hot pink pants, you better have the package to fill them out like the Oscar winner! He definitely has a gold statue in his pants!!!
Finally who can forget the Inglourious Basterd’s other brilliant performance that was revealed on JKL after the Oscars. If you missed it, here is him doing Der Humpink!!!
Before Christoph Waltz waltzed his way to an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for Inglourious Basterds, he was dancing to a much different beat in Der Humpink! How much fun was it to see his comedic side on Jimmy Kimmel Live’s After the Academy Awards?
I know this is not a real Before They Were Famous, but who said they had to be!