Michael Fassbender was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged him to a game of Pen in the Bottle. Basically you tie a string with a pen around your waist. The pen dangles behind you on the string and you have to crotch down to get it into a bottle without the use of your hands. What makes the game so funny, is that it looks you are taking a dump because of the way you have to bend down to get the pen into the bottle. And if you play the drinking game while you are really drunk, you might wind up doing just that.
But back to the set up of the game. As they were tying the strings around their torsos, the Inglourious Basterds star said to the NBC late night host as he examined where the pen was hanging between his legs, “Yours is quite short.” We’ve all seen Fassbender naked, most men’s are quite short next to his penis what I would say. Did I forget to put a space between pen and is in that last sentence? I guess that was a Freudian Slip!
Joshua Jackson spent his thirties dating Diane Kruger, but the same will not be said to be the same for his forties. That is because the former couple told People, “Diane Kruger and Josh Jackson have decided to separate and remain friends.”
The two dated for 10 years and agreed never to get married. Now they won’t be doing that. Even though she says that she is anti-marriage, how much do you want to bet that they will both be engaged to other people by next year. I don’t know about you, but I am hoping that Pacey and Joey do a Kelso and Jackie.
Quentin Tarantino is asking for some whores between 18-35 who are sizes between 2 and 8. Why? Not to be his girlfriend, but to be in the upcoming movie he is producing.
According to Woman and Hollywood, a Casting Agent posted the above ad on Facebook that reads, “Casting Whores for Quentin Tarantino project. Caucasian, non-union females, ages 18–35. Western film shoots June 21st-25th in Los Angeles. No highlights, natural eyebrows, natural breasts, natural hair color to be true to the period. Dress sizes 2–8. Please send photo, including sizes.” To make matters worse, they asked the actress, who want be considered for the role, to put “whore” in the subject line.
As a woman I find that disgusting. There are ways to get around casting the role without just saying whores. You know say something like Western casting women who work in a Brothel. Don’t make the extras, who will get paid less than the working women of that era, degrade themselves like that. They wouldn’t say Gigolos or male whores to cast man to play the same type of role. Would they? And on that note, why don’t they cast more male whores in movies. I want to see that! I guess that kind of negates my point, or does it make it stronger?
Diane Kruger and Norman Reedus have gotten along so great while and after filming The Sky, that people wondered if there was something between them. Which there is not.
But, when the two of them interviewed each other for Buzzfeed, he wanted to know who was the “meanest actor you’ve ever worked with?” She didn’t hesitate when she told him it was her Troy co-star, the legendary Peter O’Toole. She said, “I know! It kind of sucked. He’s dead, so I can say that. But he wasn’t the most pleasant person.” As their chat went on, The Walking Dead star wanted to know why she didn’t like her now dead co-star. She told him, “He was just a drunk, and Peter O’Toole. You know, he had a two-day part, and I played Helen of Troy and he was Peter O’Toole, and he just wanted to make sure that everybody knew that he was Peter O’Toole. And he could barely make it up the stairs. We were on a set that was — you know, you have to climb, like, I don’t know, 100 steps to go up.” Then she continued, “But to work with, he was just — first of all, everybody thought he was gonna die right there and then. Because it was, you know, 120 degrees, and he had to walk up 100 stairs. And he was very old, and very drunk.”
Yeah, but he was Peter O’Toole, he could that because he was Peter O’Toole. He earned for the right for everyone to know that he was Peter O’Toole.
There are many great movie theaters in Los Angeles, but one of the prime ones is the Cinerama Dome. It is a theater with a larger screen wrapped around the rounded theater’s front wall. Because of that you feel like you are almost in the film as you watch it. So of course everyone wants their movie screened there, but only one film can be shown there at a time.
As soon as Quentin Tarantino knew the release date for The Hateful Eight, he asked Arclight Cinemas if he could show it there. He says they agreed to start showing it there on Christmas when the movie comes out.
Well tonight, the most anticipated movie is coming out and Star Wars has that particular theater booked. According to Tarantino for two weeks, which means it would still be there next week.
The director told Howard Stern that Arclight told him on Tuesday that Disney said that they want to keep the Cinerama Dome for the whole holiday season. Taratino goes on to claim that Disney said that if the movie chain didn’t keep Stars Wars in that theater, they would pull the movie from all of the Arclight Cinemas.
So here’s the problem with QT’s story, he says that Disney had it booked for two weeks. Well the release date for this movie has been known for over a year, so we know that would get them through New Year’s if comes out on the 18th aka tonight. So did the Arclight double book the Cinerama Dome? Is QT doing a woe is me? Is the Archlight lying to him because they don’t want to tell him the truth that they would rather have the bigger budget film in that theater that holds over 800 people instead of his smaller independent movie that has an intermission? Which movie is more likely to sell out every performance? Star Wars or The Hateful Eight? Let’s be real, even in LA it will be Star Wars! Plus, which movie are people more likely to see on Christmas? Families will want to take their kids there because it is the 2nd best place to the see the blockbuster in Los Angeles and it’s cheaper than the first place which is the El Capitan. So I don’t buy his story and I side with Disney and Arclight on this one. I mean if I were going to see Star Wars, I would want to see it there because it truly is a great way to experience for a film like this one.
Is your force with Disney or with Quentin?
Before Christoph Waltz was capturing Jews in Inglourious Basterds, he was trying to catch a cat in Parole Chicago. How purrfect was the 22 year old in that 1979 episode? The two time Oscar winner was such a cute man in his 20’s, and he grew up to be the really handsome distinguished one that we know now.
Christoph Waltz was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he told the ABC late night host how much he loves Sesame Street. But when he described the show, it didn’t sound like the one that you and I grew up on. So Kimmel asked him if he knew the theme song; and when the Inglourious Basterd said he did, Jimmy asked him to sing it. Then the newest horrible boss, stood up and sang the happy tune as he knows it. Although his version is much darker and more depressing than the one we have been hearing since infancy. It actually brought tears to my eyes.
Ladies and gentlemen, and that is why he has two Oscars to him name in just the last five years. Bravo! Bravo!
Diane Kruger was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and she told him about meeting her celebrity crush. Back when she was just an early teen, she became obsessed Don Johnson. Not for his acting on Miami Vice, but for his song Heartbeat. In fact when she was 13 years old, she made out to his song.
Well she told Quentin Tarantino that she was infatuated him, so when he worked him on Django Unchained the director invited her to come down and meet him. She said it would be too much if she did, so she didn’t take him up on his offer.
Fast forward a few months later, she was at an Oscar party with her boyfriend Joshua Jackson and QT, and who should show up? Yep, Crockett himself. As soon as she saw she became extremely emotional. So much so that Jackson had to tell her to calm down and Johnson had to tell her he was walking away. Now even though their first meeting didn’t go over too well, we all still got a beautiful picture out of it.
I don’t know why he didn’t stay because most men would be flattered to have her obsessed with them. Especially someone that is a little older like he is now. Don’t you agree?
BTW if you didn’t know he had an album out once upon a time, here is the video to the song that made Kruger’s heart beat a lot faster when she heard it. You know, I wonder if Jackson and her have had sex to it? I am sure they have!!!
Diane Kruger was out shopping and she found a way for you not look at her face. The actress wore a T-Shirt with a pair of eyeglasses over her boobs and I think it is a smart distraction. But I could think that because everything looks smarter with a pair of spectacles on it.
via Daily Mail
Mark Wahlberg and Michael Fassbender were guests on The Graham Norton Show and the host asked Marky Mark about his ability to do voices. It was then that the Ted star said that the Inglourious Basterd was also good at voices, so Wahlberg had a challenge for him. He challenged him to a big d!ck contest, but then Wahlberg said he would lose because he left his at home. So I guess he kept that prop from Boogie Nights which I am sure his wife is very happy about.
And on that note Mark Wahlberg also talked about how his youngest son like to punch as hard as he can in the balls. In fact when Brendan met Dwayne Johnson that is exactly how the 4 year greeted him. I like his kid!