Kaley Cuoco was on The Late Late Show yesterday and Craig Ferguson asked her what she has planned for her upcoming wedding to Ryan Sweeting. Wait, I thought she got married on The Ellen DeGeneres Show last week? They lied to us and had a fake wedding? That hasn’t happened since Kim Kardashian married Kris Humphries.
Before LL Cool J was chart topping rapper and actor, he was living on the subway in NYC. The NCIS: LA actor told Craig Ferguson on tonight’s The Late Late Show that his grandmother kicked him out when he chose music over school and that is where he wound up. As awful as I remember the NYC subway being back from when I was a kid, he says it wasn’t that bad.
I guess you can say he really is living the American Dream because look where he came from and where he is today.
If you are like me then your favorite part of Boston Legal were the balcony chats between William Shatner and James Spader. Well yesterday The Shat did a fireside chat like the ones he used to do with Craig Ferguson on The Late Late Show and it just wasn’t the same. Although it was a nice fix for people like me who are still missing the David E Kelly legal drama.
Alyssa Milano was on The Late Late Show yesterday and she told Craig Ferguson about the fake sex tape she made for FunnyOrDie. Thus, the CBS host asked if she would ever make one for real. Then she told him, “I’ll be honest, there might have been a sex tape.” She then added, “Here’s the thing it was on VHS.” To which Craig excitingly told her that he had a VHS player, but she dashed our dreams by telling him that she burned it. She thinks?
So somewhere out there might be a tape of Alyssa Milano doing it. How happy would you be if someone found it?
BTW did I mention she also claims that she keeps her youthful appearance thanks to Botox?
Sarah Michelle Gellar was on The Late Late Show yesterday and Craig Ferguson told her how he starred in The Rocky Horror Show with her Buffy co-star Anthony Stewart Head. The Crazy Ones star then told the CBS late night host that she taught her 4 year old daughter, Charlotte, The Time Warp dance from the musical and her husband, Freddie Prinze Jr, got mad at her for doing that. Which you can’t blame him because no dad wants his little girl at any age to know to do the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane!
BTW I want to see Sarah and Charlotte do The Time Warp together. Who is the crazy one now?
Jay Leno is a guest on The Late Late Show tonight, and Craig Ferguson and him heckled a female comedian who was doing her act on the CBS talk show that airs at 12:37a.
Comedian Cameron Esposito was talking about what type of dresses her girlfriend and her are going to wear when they get married. She said that they’re going to wear denim ones and then referenced that Leno likes blue jeans. Well Craig interrupted her and asked, “Are you saying he is a lesbian?” Then she tried to respond back to the two veteran comedians and it didn’t work as well as she liked. Realizing that her first late night talk experience wasn’t going as well as she hoped, she asked if she could interview them. It was then that they told her she is the future of late night TV. So much so that Leno told her that “white men are on the way out.” Which I assume he is referring to the late night television market. Only problem with his theory is that the person who’s replacing the person who is replacing him is white, so maybe not just yet. Although when Letterman and Craig are gone from their shows, it will be interesting to see who will replace the two white males. Will they finally get a woman and/or someone of color to host a late night show on the big three or will it be another honky? I am hoping for some diversity and also someone who is not named Jimmy to fill the vacated slots.
BTW I am not including Joan Rivers, Chelsea Handler, Arsenio Hall or George Lopez in this mix because they did/do not host a show on any of the big three networks, CBS, NBC or ABC.
Craig Ferguson was taking a selfie at Grand Central Station, when he got photobombed by, as he put it, “these jerks”. I don’t know if that is one of the greatest selfies or photobombs ever, so I will say that it’s both. What do you think of this photo of the really recent newlyweds crashing The Late Late Show’s host’s self-photograph?
Louie Anderson Tweeted this picture of him and Craig Ferguson and I love how The Late Late Show’s host’s head is glowing in it. The light is just on his face in that photo, so it is like you are seeing his positive white aura shine through. Either that or one of the stage lights is hitting the side of his head. Or maybe someone slipped me some of the good stuff from the CBS host’s old stash?
Howie Mandel is as known for being a germaphobe as he is an actor and comedian, and I don’t think we knew how he became that way. That is until now because he explained to Craig Ferguson on tonight’s The Late Late Show at 12:37a on CBS, a childhood incident that changed his life forever. When he was younger his parents took him to the beach and he got bit by sandfly. That bug then laid a bunch of eggs inside of him and ever since he has been freaked out by it. Can’t say I blame because that would f*ck me up too if that had happened to me.
Sara Rue was on CBS’s The Late Late Show yesterday and she told Craig Ferguson that she is afraid of teenagers. And the new mom wasn’t kidding, she is really terrified of them. She is in deep sh!t in 13 years when Talulah becomes one. What is she going to do when her daughter brings her friends over to play? What if Talulah wants to have a sleep over? She will be f*cked!
But in all fairness I think every parent is afraid of their teenage kid, as they should be. I know what a terror I was.