Ryan Seacrest was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host wanted to see if the hardest working man in Hollywood could sit still for a minute. The good news, is that yes he can. The bad news, is that once he stops he stops. The American Idol host went into such a deep relaxation he couldn’t couldn’t come out of it.
So that means ABC is looking for someone new to host New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. Fox needs someone to take over American Idol’s hosting duties. And the best news of all, is that we can finally get rid of all the Kardashian shows on E!. Quick do it before he is conscious again!
Ryan Seacrest Instagrammed this photo of himself dressed in a raincoat, a hat and sunglasses, and said we’d find out later tonight why he looks like that. But up until then we can only guess why. Is he a flasher? A private eye? Joining Hall & Oates? Preparing to become The Invisible Man? Auditioning to play Inspector Gadget? What’s your theory?
UPDATE: Ryan Seacrest took a Self-pie! To see what that is, then click here!
Larry King and Ryan Seacrest were photographed looking very comfy together as they shared a big white chair, so I have to wonder if they have something to tell us? Normally, I would say no but King’s Tweet with the photo was kind of ominous. The OraTV host said, “Fifty shades of white w/ @RyanSeacrest”. Things that make you go hmmmmm? Although, since King’s wife Tweeted the pic first, I think it is just two hard working men relaxing on Labor Day. But, I want it to be something more. What about you?
Ryan Seacrest DJs a morning radio show, produces shows like Keeping Up With the Kardashians and the cancelled Mixology and I Want to Marry Harry, hosts American Idol, New Year’s Rockin’ Eve and so much more. So you’d think he has enough money to do whatever he wants. Well, I guess not because today he Instagrammed a photo of himself behind the wheel of a bike taxi. So I have to wonder what he won’t do to earn an extra buck?
I kind of hope he gets a nice big huge family, if you know what I mean, who asks him to drive them to LAX. It would be a small payback for giving us The Kardashians. Don’t you agree?
You know the expression, if ain’t broke, don’t fix it? So you’d think because American Idol is broken, they would fix it and we’d be wrong. Well at least when it comes to their judges, Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban and Harry Connick Jr and host Ryan Seacrest. I get keeping Ryan because he’s the only original left and he’s great at what he does for the show.
But when it comes to the judges, who are all old enough to be all of the contestants parents, you have to wonder why they kept all three of them around. I mean, the show had its lowest ratings, by far, this season and it was partially because of them. While I think that the men have good chemistry and are watchable, I just can’t stand J-Lo. She’s the reason why I gave up the show in the first place. I normally support people from my home borough of The Bronx, but I just can’t with her. She makes me embarrassed to say that we are both from the same block. Well actually former AI judge Steven Tyler and I are from same the part of The Bronx, but you get what I mean.
Plus they are obviously doing something wrong when it comes to picking out the talent during the audition phase because last year’s group of contestants were considered one of the worst. Say what you want about Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson, but at least they were good at finding singers. In fact, since Paula left the show, they have not found a #1 singer. There is something that needs to be said about that.
I seriously don’t get this decision, do you?
Yesterday on the American Idol finale, Ryan Seacrest sang a duet with the man whose concert was the first one he attended. We have been waiting for him to sing for 13 years and finally he sang Right Here Waiting with Richard Marx. Good things don’t always come to those who wait.
Listening to him sing, makes me miss when Simon Cowell was on the show because imagine who he would’ve critiqued the host. It would not have been pretty.
On a positive note for Seacrest, at least he sings better than that woman he made an uber star, you know, Kim Kardashian.
Harry Connick Jr might be a celebrity, but that doesn’t stop him from getting starstruck Tonight, when he was on The Late Show, the American Idol judge told David Letterman how excited he was to share a plane with Leonard Nimoy aka Mr Spock. His excitement was so cute, how could I not share it with you.
Although while the crooner was all happy to be in first class with the legend, I am sure Spock was like Beam me up, Scotty after he realized he was trapped in a confined space with an overzealous fan a row over and behind him.
Ryan Seacrest is always clean shaven, but the host of everything Tweeted this photo of himself with a beard. You know what, I think it works on him. I still like his face hairless, but I could deal with this look if he were allowed to keep it. But as long as he is doing that show, American Idol, he won’t be able to.
BTW doesn’t he look like he should be in a boy band with the scruff?
Ryan Seacrest Tweeted a picture of himself downing some Sriracha straight from the bottle and now we know his secret!
His skin has that natural tan look all year long because his blood is mixed with the hot sauce. He is always awake and able to do all of those job because when his mouth isn’t on fire from it, his butt is. And finally, we know why he gave us The Kardashians, he made a deal with the devil. I mean no mortal, who is not a demon, can drink that stuff like that without suffering a major complications. Am I right?
So do you think we now know Ryan Seacrest’s secret???
According to Variety, Ryan Seacrest’s contract is up at American Idol and he is talking to Fox about staying on the show. He isn’t only talking to Fox about Idol, he’s also talking to NBC about staying on with Today.
My prediction is that with AI’s numbers way down this season that Fox will want to cut his multi-million dollar salary by a sizable amount. Something the man with many many many jobs will probably say no to even though he doesn’t need the money thanks to The Kardashians. So will the only original member of American Idol left on the show be gone? Only time will tell, but I think it is a given.
BTW does anyone know where Brian Dunkleman is because now is the perfect time for him to come back to the show. How hot would that be?