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Is this Ryan Seacrest’s secret to it all?
April 17th, 2014 under American Idol 9+. [ Comments: none ]

Ryan Seacrest Tweeted a picture of himself downing some Sriracha straight from the bottle and now we know his secret!
His skin has that natural tan look all year long because his blood is mixed with the hot sauce. He is always awake and able to do all of those job because when his mouth isn’t on fire from it, his butt is. And finally, we know why he gave us The Kardashians, he made a deal with the devil. I mean no mortal, who is not a demon, can drink that stuff like that without suffering a major complications. Am I right?
So do you think we now know Ryan Seacrest’s secret???


Could Ryan Seacrest be out of American Idol?
April 10th, 2014 under American Idol 9+. [ Comments: none ]

According to Variety, Ryan Seacrest’s contract is up at American Idol and he is talking to Fox about staying on the show. He isn’t only talking to Fox about Idol, he’s also talking to NBC about staying on with Today.
My prediction is that with AI’s numbers way down this season that Fox will want to cut his multi-million dollar salary by a sizable amount. Something the man with many many many jobs will probably say no to even though he doesn’t need the money thanks to The Kardashians. So will the only original member of American Idol left on the show be gone? Only time will tell, but I think it is a given.
BTW does anyone know where Brian Dunkleman is because now is the perfect time for him to come back to the show. How hot would that be?


Adam Lambert is a Queen!
March 6th, 2014 under American Idol 9+. [ Comments: 1 ]

Adam Lambert announced today on Good Morning America that he will be touring with Queen this summer as there lead singer. He will be replacing the late great (irreplaceable) Freddie Mercury or as the Josh Elliott calls him Eddie Mercury. Dumb a$$.
To me no one can ever fill Freddie Mercury’s boots and this tour is like one of the shows you go to see at local beach during the summer where there is only member of the band left and yet they are acting like the original lineup is still jamming with them. You know, like those Oldies but Goodies concerts that are basically free because who would pay to see that one guy whose name you don’t know from the band you do.
What do you think of him touring with Queen?


It’s been raining so much in LA, Ryan Seacrest lost his tan!
March 2nd, 2014 under American Idol 9+. [ Comments: none ]

Ryan Seacrest Instagrammed this video of him rehearsing yesterday for Oscars’ red carpet. The only thing I noticed is the normally tan host was pale white. Who knew three days of rain was enough to bring out his skin’s natural color.


Looks like Simon Cowell’s heart has melted
February 16th, 2014 under American Idol 9+. [ Comments: 1 ]

On Friday, Simon Cowell became a first time father and now just two days later it looks like Eric has completely melted his dad’s ice cold heart. I guess we can say goodbye to the King of Mean now that he is a proud papa.


The X Factor Xed by Fox
February 7th, 2014 under American Idol 9+. [ Comments: none ]

Fox announced today that The X Factor will not be back for another season. For the first time since 2002 our airwaves will be without Simon Cowell, who is returning home to London to work on The X Factor there.
Is the news surprising? Not at all because of the low ratings and never having created a star from the show. Well at least not one as a singer. Because The Goldbergs’ Hayley Orrantia started out on the singing competition.
Due to The X Factor’s failure, I am sure other talent competitions will be following the show into the world of TV history. They have run their course for the time being, but they will be back again at some point to haunt our television sets.


Is Ryan Seacrest trying to tell us he’s nuts?
February 6th, 2014 under American Idol 9+. [ Comments: none ]

Ryan Seacrest Instagrammed this photo of himself pointing a jar of nuts and I have to wonder if he is trying to tell us he is what he eats. He claims it’s his way of describing tonight’s American Idol, but I am not sure I believe the man who gave us the Kardasians reality show.


Will 13 be lucky or unlucky for American Idol?
January 15th, 2014 under American Idol 9+. [ Comments: none ]

Even since American Idol added Kara Dioguardi as a fourth judge and then losing Paula Abdul at the end of that season, the show has not been as good. They have tried different judges and even went with big names last year, which only lead to series lows for the once top-rated singing competition.
So they decided to clean house, but brought back two judges and added a third in the final seconds before auditions started. The first judge they brought back was Jennifer Lopez and she is the reason I stopped watching. The next judge was Keith they brought back was Urban from last year who was ignored because of his co-judges were more much outspoken. The last judge is Harry Connick Jr, who hasn’t been relative since most of the wannabe contestants were born.
So do they help the show get it back to the days of Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson. After watching the first episode that airs tonight at 8p, I have to say they are not going through to Hollywood for me.
The show is playing it so safe that it is now so boring. The judges are all soft on the contestants, which is a good thing but it also starts to put you to sleep because they are so tame.
The talent is good. Even though they promised it would be about the singers, it is still about the judges. In fact Ryan Seacrest is barely in the episode. So gone are his interactions with the people auditioning and us finding out about their back stories. When we learn about the contestants, we are more willing to support them. Sadly, we just don’t find out enough about them. We just see how the two male judges’ bromance is broken up by Jennifer Lopez who thinks she is the boss of them.
Now when it comes to J-Lo, like I said she is the reason I gave the show, and she is the reason why I will not be watching this season,
So how do I think Idol will do on Fox? I say tonight and tomorrow, the numbers will be good. But in the coming weeks people will tire of the show and series lows will be regular occurrence again.
Can it get back to what it was? I still believe it can. First thing Fox needs to do is get rid of The X Factor. That hurt Idol more than The Voice. They also need to focus more on the contestants and less on the judges. They need to hire judges that are relevant to both the younger and the older audiences. These three don’t fit that requirement. In fact one girl only knows Connick Jr from Friends. The Voice got it right, why can’t Fox? Hopefully for season 14, because there will be one, they change things up again and finally get it back to where it once was.
I want them to find the next Kelly Clarksons, Carrie Underwoods and Chris Daughtrys and not the persons whose name we forget the day after the finale. Can you name last year’s winner? Because I can’t


What do you get Ryan Seacrst for his birthday? An infatable love doll of himself!
December 12th, 2013 under American Idol 9+, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

Ryan Seacrest’s birthday is Christmas Eve, but what do you get him because thanks to The Kardashians he has everything he needs and wants? You can’t buy him the one thing he really needs, which is time. So if you are Jimmy Kimmel, then you are determined to find him that perfect gift. That present is a Ryan’s Secret Inflatable Love Doll. We know that American Idol host really loves himself, and now he can REALLY love himself. That is because the blowup doll has a hole in the back and the front for him to use as he would like. Although considering how he threw the box when he found out it is real, I don’t think he will be using it any time soon.
Which is shame because the Love Doll actually looks more like Simon Cowell (from the chest up) than it does Seacrest. And we know how much those two secretly love each other with their Bromance and all!


Simon Cowell tries on his son’s clothes
December 10th, 2013 under American Idol 9+, Jay Leno. [ Comments: none ]

Simon Cowell was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jay Leno bought a present for his guest’s future son. That gift was a mini-version of what the King of Mean wears almost all the time. You know, faded jeans, a white T-shirt and sunglasses. As soon as The X Factor coach saw the items, he said the baby Tee was in his size and then tried on the baby sunglasses. Believe it or not the shades were able to fit over his huge ego, I mean on his huge head.
I feel bad for Simon Jr because you know his pops is going to try to wear all of his clothes. And that includes the diapers because he is getting up there in age. Just joking, Simon. Or am I?


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