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Megan Fox responds to people saying she looks different
February 14th, 2024 under Megan Fox. [ Comments: 1 ]

Let’s be honest. Megan Fox is unrecognizable. While we can’t recognize her, she thinks she looks the same.

So the actress responded to us on social media. “oh my god guys look how different i…dont look at all,” she wrote. “turns out it was just a shadowy cell phone pic of me looking like a ukrainian blowup doll. when in REALITY i look like one of those super expensive silicone real sex dolls you can only get in japan.”

Sometimes, it is better to remain silent. This was one of those times. Especially if you wrote what she wrote, it is as bad as I think her plastic surgery looks.

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Megan Fox wears a very revealing dress
February 5th, 2024 under Megan Fox. [ Comments: none ]

Megan Fox attended a Grammys viewing party in a chainlink dress that left very little to the imagination. To see how little from the front, then click here!

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Megan Fox breaks her silence with poems
August 8th, 2023 under Megan Fox. [ Comments: none ]

Megan Fox has been in the public eye for most of her life, but she has been keeping her life private. However, that is all going to change on November 7th when she releases her book Pretty Boys Are Poisonous.

She explained, “These poems were written in an attempt to excise the illness that had taken root in me because of my silence. I’ve spent my entire life keeping the secrets of men, my body aches from carrying the weight of their sins. My freedom lives in these pages and I hope that my words can inspire others to take back their happiness and their identity by using their voice to illuminate what’s been buried, but not forgotten, in the darkness.”

We are going to be reading a lot this Fall because of Fox’s and Britney Spears’ tell-alls. I don’t read, but I will be reading these books.

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Megan Fox is almost all au naturel in nature
July 17th, 2023 under Megan Fox. [ Comments: none ]

Megan Fox got to hang out with one of her oldest friends over the weekend, and she was all over him in a tiny green bikini.

Who was the lucky guy? He had a woody because he is a tree in the forest. And all the other trees in the forest heard him scream when he rose and when he fell. Because they were all jealous. Do you blame them?

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Martha Stewart graces the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
May 15th, 2023 under Martha Stewart, Megan Fox. [ Comments: none ]

Martha Stewart can still turn heads at 81. So Sports Illustrated asked her to be on the cover of their annual Swimsuit Issue.

The Domestic Goddess will not be alone. Megan Fox, Kim Petras, and Brooks Nader also have their own cover this year.

“There is no theme [to this year’s issue]—rather, there is a vision, a sentiment, a hope that women can live in a world where they feel no limitations, internally or externally,” says SI Swimsuit editor-in-chief MJ Day. “But the absence of a theme is not to say that [these women] don’t share certain common traits. They’re constantly evolving.”

While women, like me, respect Sports Illustrated for their decision. It will be interesting to see if the the men that pick up the magazine for the “articles” will feel the same way.

What? SISI is all about the spank bank material! Are you going to deny it?

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