Kama Sutra might sound like a great way to heat up your sex life, but for one couple, on tonight’s Sex Sent Me to the ER at 9p on TLC, it turned their bedroom adventures chilling.
A very competitive couple were trying different positions from the Indian Book of Love, and one of them led to him falling out of bed and hurting his ankle. Embarrassed by how it happened, he refuses to get the help he really needs from paramedics. So his wife and him are off to the ER by themselves and coming up with a story to explain why his ankle has just turned to mush. Wait until you hear the story they came up with?
Then there is a pair of new parents who finally get a night out, and even though they went dancing they don’t want to be doing it standing up. So he takes her out to a pasture and they plan to work on baby #2 in his truck. When a loud noise scares the crap out of her, she snaps her body in such a way she is in extreme pain. So what caused the pain? Let’s just say it wasn’t what they expected at all and I don’t think they will be having truck sex because of it again.
Finally, the third couple go in to the ER because she is having severe pain down there. Before the doctor does the examination, the wife tells the doctor she thinks her husband is cheating on her. So everyone thinks it is an STD is causing the pain. But when his test turns out negative, we find out that is not the reason for the pain. The doctor discovers that something that is “glistening” by her cervix is. So what is it? You don’t want to miss what it is?
And you know you are dying to find out what happens with the other couples too. Can I tell you this is the first episode that really had me on the edge of the seat wanting to know what was going happen next. The couple with the pain down there, really had me excited to find out what was causing it. Actually this show has me excited every time it is on! I seriously think it is my favorite show on TV! So check it out to see why I love it so much.
Tonight at 9p Sex Sent Me to the ER is back on TLC, and the show gives new meaning to burning love.
A man walks into a hospital and asks a doctor to give him some Viagra. When the doctor refuses, he leaves without an argument. A little while later he is brought back to the doctor by a woman because he’s having a seizure. Now the doctor has to figure out what is causing the man’s seizures (yes plural) and what the woman is hiding.
Another couple are drinking at a pool party and decide to have sex in the pool. When her toe ring gets stuck in the pump, everyone at the party finds out what they were doing in there. And that is not the most embarrassing encounter the woman has before the end of the episode.
Finally there is a couple that likes to spice up their sex lives by having one day a week where they can do whatever they want in the bedroom. This time, the woman decides to let her lover use the 5 lbs Gummy Bear he bought her on her. That means melting it, have him pour it on her and then lick it off. Only problem is the melted candy burns her chest and his mouth. How will they explain their situation when they get to the hospital?
If you are depressed because you are home alone on a Saturday night, then Sex Sent Me to the ER will make you feel better about it. If you are with someone tonight, then watch the show for some new ideas! Just don’t use melted Gummy Bears, you will find out why after you watch tonight’s episode.
I sincerely didn’t know how much I missed Sex Sent Me to the ER until I watched the season premiere, and now an my emptiness for this show has been fulfilled.
Even though Halloween was almost 6 months ago, they are celebrating it tonight on TLC’s Here Comes Honey Boo Boo at 9p. Uncle Poodle and the girls went dressed up as the Kardashians and the only man in the group went as Kim. When he was asked what he has in common with the woman he dressed up as, he said, “The only thing me and Kim Kardashian have in common, we have to tuck our balls.” And that is why we all love Uncle Poodle!
TLC announced today that they picked up Sex Sent Me to the ER for 35 more episode that will start airing in the Spring. So if sex sent you to the ER, TLC wants to hear your story and I want to see it.
Seriously, who didn’t love this show that featured a 440lbs virgin who thrusted his girlfriend through a wall or the woman who had a 3 hour orgasm or the guy who was pushed out of a window by a prostitute because he didn’t have money to pay her. These were just 3 of the 12 titillating tales that have aired so far and we are get 105 more in a few months. I can’t wait.
So get the lube ready to watch your favorite show on the tube!
Outrageous 911 is back on TLC tonight at 9p and you don’t want to miss the crazy reasons why people call 911.
During tonight’s episode a woman will call to have a police officer come to her house to open up the beer bottles she can’t. That isn’t the only alcohol related call because a drunk guy calls 911 to take him to a liquor store. Believe it or not a sober woman calls 911 trying to get the cute officer, who just came to her house, to come back. While she needs a man, a woman who has one, calls 911 after she slaps her husband because he wouldn’t have sex with her. Another husband has the cops called on him by his toddler, who saw him vacuuming up his Christmas gift; and he wants the cops to have his dad put on Santa’s naughty list. He isn’t the only kid to dial 911, when a little girl comes home from school and her mom isn’t there, she gets in her mom’s car to look for her. After the 5 year old quickly crashes the car into the neighbor’s trash (and is OK), she calls them to help find her mom who ran to pay a bill.
These are just a few of the outrageous calls you don’t want to miss tonight, so make sure to tune in to TLC to see them all.
BTW don’t call 911 for any outrageous reasons because some of the people on tonight’s episode were arrested for doing so.
We all know that the girls love Justin Bieber and his baby face, so why wouldn’t a guy want to look like him? Well when Toby saw him, he got “jealous of his good looks.” So the now 33 year old has spent over $100,000 to look like the teen idol. Something his friends and family are begging him to stop doing before it is too late.
Will he never say never or will he believe he has had enough? Tune in to Wednesday’s season finale of My Strange Addiction at 10p on TLC, to find out the answer and to learn more about him and what he has done to achieve that look.
BTW do you belieb he looks like The Beebs?
via HitFix Sex Sent Me to the ER is back with another episode on TLC tonight at 10p and it makes your Saturday nights even hotter.
A couple on their third date go on a hike and the guy convinces the girl to have sex on a tree. When a limb on the tree suddenly breaks, the guy’s limb suffers the consequences.
Another couple is having sex while on a vacation in Vegas when he passes out and she can’t revive him. To embarrassed to tell the ambulance drivers, she comes up with different excuses for why he is unconscious.
Finally a teenage girl is rushed to the hospital with a dislocated jaw which only gets worse when her father discovers her boyfriend with a dislocated shoulder is in the next bed.
Find out how each hot and dangerous tale ends tonight at 10p on TLC.
Lacey WiLdd has really big boobs and she wants them to be even bigger. So far the mother of 6 has spent over $250,000 to have at least 30 procedures to create the body she has now. Her MMM breasts are so special that they glow in the dark if you shine a flashlight on them. After watching this clip, I have decided to get a breast reduction because that just scared the sh!t of them and me.
Now back to Wildd, she wants to go even bigger than the cup size she has now. To find out how much bigger she wants to get, tune into My Strange Addiction on TLC tonight at 9p.
Ever wonder if some of the biggest stunts in Star Wars could really be done? Well tonight at 8p you will discover the truth on Discovery’s MythBusters.
Adam and Jamie will find out if Luke could really swing himself and Princess Leia across the chasm to escape the Stormtroopers. Did I mention that Sophia Bush plays your teenage dream girl aka Luke’s sister? Kari and Tory will also test to see if the Ewoks could really take down Darth Vader’s truck with two humongous logs. Finally Grant Imahara sets out to see if Luke would really survive the cold on Hoth in a Tauntaun.
The supersized season premiere is a lot of fun and must watch, but not to attempt, episode for any Star Wars fan.
To make this episode even more special Jamie and Adam are answering your questions during the show at MythBusters Live. So check it out for special guests, behind the scenes information and the chance to win some really cool prizes.
video via The Wrap Sex Sent Me To the ER is back with its second episode tonight at 10p on TLC and it is one to get very excited over. So much so you won’t be able to stop just like the woman who had an hours, yes hours, long orgasm. Then there is another woman who got more than a quickie in the closet because when she is done she will realizes she might have had more than boyfriend inside of her. Finally there is a guy who learns the hard way that cheating on his wife was big mistake, a near fatal one.
So tune into tonight at 10p to find out what happens after Sex Sent them To the ER.