Honey Boo Boo Child is back! Honey Boo Boo Child is back! Well not until Wednesday July 17th, but that is close enough?
And TLC wants the second season premiere to have that sweet smell of success, literally. They have come up with a Watch ‘n Sniff event which means viewers will get to experience the “diverse and fragrant smells found in rural McIntyre, GA” according to the press release. TLC did not say what the scents will be, but they did say their will be six of them for the 1 hour, 2 episode premiere at 9p on July 17th.
The network will be distributing Watch ‘n Sniff cards in People on July 5th, Us Weekly on the 12th, select Time Warner Cable stores and marketers on the street in major markets. So get your noses ready to smell what I assume will be their farts, their breath, Mama June’s foot, pig poop, Sugar Bear’s Santa Suit and fresh Sketti coming out of the microwave! Mmmmm Mmmmmm!
I am so excited, I’m going to get a nose job to enlarge; so it will be bigger to redneckognize and inhale all of those scrumptious smells. Yee haw!
Mama June Tweeted a picture of her Honey Boo Boo Child covered in blueberries and I had to wonder if she was doing he best Violet Beauregarde from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. No Oompa Loompas here, as the proud mom explained “Forgot to add this alana was the blueberry pie eating queen and @JessicaShanno10 was 4th last weekend #proud1stplace” Is there any title the awwwdorable little girl won’t be redneckognized for?
Even though Mama June has 5 kids and one grandchild, she walked down the aisle for the first time today. That’s right Mama June and Sugar Bear finally said I do today in their backyard in front of their family and friends. Although People said that the couple, who have been together for 9 years, would not confirm if they got married or had a commitment ceremony. I guess we will just have to watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo to find out when it returns to TLC on July 17th.
We all know that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child’s Mama June can down a bunch of food, and now we are getting to see how much of it she can hold in her mouth at any given time. She took on the Chubby Bunny challenge and instead of using marshmallows, she did it with cheese squares. So how many of those things can she put in her mouth at one time? You will have to watch the video to find out. And to also see first hand why our parents told us to never talk with out mouths full. I am skipping that grilled cheese sandwich I was going to have for lunch today. I don’t think I will be eating any form of cheese any time soon.
Mama June was sitting outside her house yesterday filming Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and she was caught doing something that only this family is OK with the paparazzi catching then doing on film. The Coupon Queen was photographed picking her nose and whatever was up there she was determined to get it.
Looking at this photo, I think we can guess where Honey Boo Boo Child gets all of her class from.
BTW I can’t wait for this show to come back to TLC already! I need my fix like Alana needs her GoGo Juice!
On Sunday we watched as Mama June dressed like Marilyn Monroe in The Seven Year Itch on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and then today we saw Lindsay Lohan dress in that same white flowy dress in the trailer for InAPPropriate Comedy. I have to wonder what did the blonde bombshell do to have her beautiful moment turned into something so ugly not once but twice this week. And the worst part is the week isn’t even half done. I am afraid who we will see that gown on next and in what awful situation.
On a different note am I the only one who can’t wait to see InAPPropriate Comedy on March 22nd?
Yesterday was a treat because Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was back on TLC. It was also full of tricks because it was a Halloween Special. During the 1 hour trip back to McIntyre, Ga, we found out that poor Sugar Bear hasn’t gotten any from Mama June in a while and she isn’t planning on giving it to the poor guy any time soon. Which could explain why he was the only man in America turned on when she was dressed as Marilyn Monroe in that flowy white dress for Halloween.
Sadly that is not in this video that was uploaded to YouTube, but what was on it is when the family decided to carve pumpkins. Sounds boring, but after all this Honey Boo Boo’s family and they don’t know the meaning of normal. Uncle Poodle decided to have some fun with his pumpkin and put it over his head. Only problem is it got stuck and he couldn’t get it off. Instead of the family helping him get it off, they left him out there to fend for himself. Eventually Sugar Bear gave him a hammer to figure his way out of that mess, but he was confused how that would help the situation. Somehow it did and he was free from Jack-o-Lantern! And thankfully we got the show back for a few weeks because this show is the best thing to happen to TV in 2012 that has gotten even better in the new year.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is back on TLC this Sunday at 9p and boy I have missed this show. In this preview clip we find out that Mama June is afraid, out of all things, mayonnaise. As her kids confront her about her fear, they have a discussion that makes me so happy that this show is finally back!
Honey Boo Boo Child and Mama June are guests on Dr Drew’s HLN show tomorrow and Alana was so excited about being on his show she faked sleeping. Can anyone blame her because he puts me to sleep when I watch him which is why I don’t.
BTW I wonder if he tried to recruit her for the next edition of Celebrity Rehab? Go Go Juice is a drug, right?
Even though Linda Hogan is no longer getting married, she still opted to appear on TLC’s Brides of Beverly Hills. Maybe it is me but if my engagement was called off, the last thing I would want to do is try on wedding dresses. Especially doing so on a TV show, but like I said that is just me.