First Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent had a thing going on and now it looks like Joan Rivers wants in on the action. The Plastic Surgery Queen downed a shot of his SK Energy Drink and then she wanted to get filthy with Fiddy. No word yet if anything happened between them and I don’t want to know.
If I were him, I would be nervous because next up might be Barbara Walters. Can you imagine that pairing?
Joan Rivers has no problem making fun of celebrities, but yesterday when she was on The Late Show with David Letterman she hit the below belt with her jokes. First she went off on Goldie Hawn and said “Goldie has allegedly been pulled so tight, they say, ‘when she swallows she has an orgasm’” Unlike Joan who has been pulled so tight when she scratches her head her feet itch. Then she made an unfunny joke about Joan Collins that isn’t even worth repeating.
Finally she went after Betty White saying that the only reason her career had a resurgence is because she is known in the business as “Bendover Betty”. Really why go there? If Betty and Joan battled it out on a roast the Golden Girl would easily win. When it comes to funny Betty knows how to do it better.
BTW it seems I am not the only one who didn’t find the jokes funny because Letterman didn’t appear to like them either.
Joan Rivers was on The Late Show with David Letterman and she told him that she still has sex appeal, but thankfully she opts not use it. Seriously that only men that get turned on by her are plastic surgeons…
She then went on to tell him her “vagina is like Newark…Men know it is there, but they don’t want to visit.” A and men!
Joan Rivers is going to get ripped a new one tonight during the Comedy Central for Joan Rivers at 10p and you are not going to want miss a second of it. She told me she wasn’t afraid of them roasting her before she went into the Roast, but you could tell there were times she wasn’t happy about what they said about. See if you can see which words were like knives to her.
So tune into Comedy Central tonight at 10p to see if Joan Rivers can take it as good as she gives it.
Roastmaster General Jeffrey Ross is back for another Comedy Central Roast and this one is for Joan Rivers. Ross said that was going to be a good one and that he would make enemies and believe me did,. Although he feared that Joan Rivers would slap him, he was not the one who faced her wrath, you will have to watch to see whose face she left a red hand mark on tonight on Comedy Central at 10p.
BTW can’t wait for more words of wisdom from Jeffrey Ross until the next roast then pick up his book You Only Roast The Ones You Love on September 15th!
Tonight is the night that Kathy Griffin will roast Joan Rivers on Comedy Central at 10p and the roast master is what brought out the bestselling author, Jackie Collins. Jackie was expecting to hear a lot of the words from her book at the roast, and she did and many many more. I feel for the censors trying to edit it all together for the show because some of the roasts will be all bleep filled like Carl Reiner’s. Yes Carl’s was the dirtiest.
Back to the words Jackie Collins also told me about her upcoming book Poor Little Bitch Girl that comes out in February. Listen to interview and hear what it is all about, I can’t wait to read it.
And don’t forget to watch The Comedy Central Roast for Joan Rivers tonight at 10p to see how many words will actually make it on air…
On Sunday we are going to find out why The Comedy Central Roast for Joan Rivers, should really be called the Comedy Central Roast for Robin Quivers. Before she went to roast her good friend Joan, Robin told me she was afraid she was going to be opened really wide and boy she was. But no matter what they said about her, she took as a lady with a whole lot of class! And she gave it back just as much!
Being from NYC, I grew up listening to Robin Quivers on Howard Stern and have always loved her. But after watching her at the roast I have a whole new respect for her!
So tune into The Comedy Central Roast for Joan Rivers at 10p on Comedy Central to see why I think they need to rename the show.
Comedy Central is going to roast Joan Rivers on Sunday at 10p, but before she got ripped a new one, one of her former-Celebrity Apprentice teammates, Claudia Jordan told me why she came out for Joan’s special night. For those of you who watched the show, you know that Joan and her didn’t get along at the end of Claudia’s time on the show, so it would make sense why the Deal or No Deal model would want to see Joan get roasted. What she told me about why she was there gave me more insight to what type of person she is. Claudia is obviously the bigger woman (and I am not talking height) when it comes to everything that went down since her time on the NBC reality show.
She also told me that even though Donald Trump fired her on the show, he hired to co-host the Miss Universe pageant on August 29th! You can also hear her on Fridays on The Foxx Hole with Jamie Foxx and on Mondays she has her show. Claudia won me over during this interview and I hope she does the same for you.
Watch for her in the audience this Sunday at 10p on The Comedy Central Roast for Joan Rivers. I promise you will be laughing you a$$ off because they really went off on Joan and everyone else that was there!!!
Last night Comedy Central rolled out the virginal white carpet for the Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers and let's just say by the end of the night that poor carpet got more action than one of the girls at Vegas' Bunny Ranch. OMG! I have never seen a Roast with more 4 letter words that I feel for the censors and editors who have to make it air worthy by August 9th. But saying that, it was sincerely the funniest Roast yet. Joan River's plastic surgeon is going to be busy today repairing all the roasters who were ripped a new one because there were a lot of new a$$holes created there!!! No one was safe and I don't think some of them could've seen what was coming at them and that was a good thing. There were things said last night, I am not sure Carl Reiner, who is 87, was old enough to hear!!!
Kathy Griffin had the honor of being the roast master and she took it like the drag queen that she is! After Joan Rivers downed two glasses of wine in 10 seconds, she went up to give it like she took it, she came out swinging as in she slapped Kathy Griffin right across the face and Kathy suddenly looked a whole lot better. Serial roasters Greg Giraldo and Jeffrey Ross also came out once again swinging and they hit some home runs as usual, but they were also hit by a lot of pitches! No one, even, Whitney Cummings knew who she was before the roast but just like your first orgasm (playing off of cummings) you will remember it! She threw more punches than Mike Tyson did early on his career. Carl Reiner was the senior roaster for the night because I don't think are comedians alive older than Joan Rivers and let's just say this isn't the man that wrote some of the squeaky classic comedy of the TV's golden era. I don't know how they are going to air his most of his roast. Robin Quivers was another new person to the panel and I loved how she gave it with a big old smile on her face, but I felt bad because some of the jokes made towards her went somewhere they shouldn't have. Brad Garret, Gilbert Gottfried, Tom Arnold and Mario Cantone rounded out the list.
Before the show even got started, the white carpet was just as jam packed and below are some pictures from the funny night. During the next two weeks leading up to the show on August 9th, I will post the interviews I got from the night.
House's Peter Jacobson came out because he plays a plastic surgeon on TV and we all know Joan Rivers loves a good plastic surgeon. I also asked him for some spoilers for the upcoming season of House, and you will have to see if he told me any…
Jackie Collins came out to see Kathy Griffin and maybe learn a new word for one of her upcoming novels. Talking about that she told me her next one, Poor Little Rich Girl, is coming out in February and from what she told me she just gets better with age!!!
Jackie Collins isn't the only with a new book coming out, Jeffrey Ross took some time in between Roasts to write a book called I Only Roast the Ones You Love that is coming out on September 15th. Hopefully he gives tips how to roast your friends because I would so enjoy doing that!
Gary Valentine was out there for a good time! He has a new webseries on Crackle.com called Dusty Peacock which is a good time waster until The Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers airs on August 9th!
Claudia Jordan was the only person who was on Celebrity Apprentice with Joan to walk the red carpet. She was the bigger woman and was there to support to her former-team mate. She also told me that even though Donald Trump fired her from the show, he recently hired to do something else! Wait until you hear what deal he made with her!
On October 14th Comedy Central will debut a show you for all you dateless people who would rather be out on a date…Secret Girlfriend. These 4 people will go out on a date with you, I am intrigued to see how it all plays out. Plus if the show is as funny as these 4 potential daters, I am really looking forward to my date with the guy in the blue shirt!!!
Kathy Griffin was ready for the night when she walked the carpet, but I don't think you could ever be ready for what goes on during the roast especially if you are the Roast Master.
Melissa Rivers was there for her mom which is a no duh. What was a surprise is that she actually got up and roasted her mom and the other roasters. She said it best "Unlike the other people up here, I know I am not a comedian." Ouch!
The biggest thing I learned about Robin Quivers last night, she doesn't need Howard Stern. She can stand on her own and boy she made me laugh more than she does any show she does with Howard Stern!!!
Tom Arnold was the last person to walk the carpet and he was great person to end that part of the night! And yes during the roast, Roseanne was mention more than once. When is Comedy Cental going to roast her???