I normally don’t agree with the stuff that comes out of Joan Rivers’ mouth, but I agreed with what she said about Gwyneth Paltrow on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live. Rivers was asked by a viewer, what was the worse backlash that she has received for anything she has said on her show, Fashion Police. She made some faces as she told her, “The worst criticism was from Gwyneth Paltrow.” Then she added, “She came and yelled at us. She stood up. She can’t sit down because she has a stick up her rear end.” If ever that joke worked, that was it.
No word how Paltrow responded to slam, but I am sure the stick and her will not be Conscious Uncoupling anytime soon after hearing what Joan said.
Joan Rivers Tweeted these pictures of Robert De Niro and her from Monday’s premiere of The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon and I have to wonder if they have something to tell us? Nope, but she wishes they did because she said this, “If Bobby De Niro only knew about my secret crush on him. (Don’t tell his very chic wife!)” with the photos. Could you imagine if they ever did have something to tell us? Let’s not and say that we did.
Yesterday on Fashion Police, Joan Rivers dressed as Miley Cyrus at the VMAs, but she looks more a like a Sumo Wrestler to me. I don’t get why she wore a fat suit because Miley is a lot of things and fat isn’t one of them.
First Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent had a thing going on and now it looks like Joan Rivers wants in on the action. The Plastic Surgery Queen downed a shot of his SK Energy Drink and then she wanted to get filthy with Fiddy. No word yet if anything happened between them and I don’t want to know.
If I were him, I would be nervous because next up might be Barbara Walters. Can you imagine that pairing?
Joan Rivers has no problem making fun of celebrities, but yesterday when she was on The Late Show with David Letterman she hit the below belt with her jokes. First she went off on Goldie Hawn and said “Goldie has allegedly been pulled so tight, they say, ‘when she swallows she has an orgasm’” Unlike Joan who has been pulled so tight when she scratches her head her feet itch. Then she made an unfunny joke about Joan Collins that isn’t even worth repeating.
Finally she went after Betty White saying that the only reason her career had a resurgence is because she is known in the business as “Bendover Betty”. Really why go there? If Betty and Joan battled it out on a roast the Golden Girl would easily win. When it comes to funny Betty knows how to do it better.
BTW it seems I am not the only one who didn’t find the jokes funny because Letterman didn’t appear to like them either.
Joan Rivers was on The Late Show with David Letterman and she told him that she still has sex appeal, but thankfully she opts not use it. Seriously that only men that get turned on by her are plastic surgeons…
She then went on to tell him her “vagina is like Newark…Men know it is there, but they don’t want to visit.” A and men!
Joan Rivers is going to get ripped a new one tonight during the Comedy Central for Joan Rivers at 10p and you are not going to want miss a second of it. She told me she wasn’t afraid of them roasting her before she went into the Roast, but you could tell there were times she wasn’t happy about what they said about. See if you can see which words were like knives to her.
So tune into Comedy Central tonight at 10p to see if Joan Rivers can take it as good as she gives it.
Roastmaster General Jeffrey Ross is back for another Comedy Central Roast and this one is for Joan Rivers. Ross said that was going to be a good one and that he would make enemies and believe me did,. Although he feared that Joan Rivers would slap him, he was not the one who faced her wrath, you will have to watch to see whose face she left a red hand mark on tonight on Comedy Central at 10p.
BTW can’t wait for more words of wisdom from Jeffrey Ross until the next roast then pick up his book You Only Roast The Ones You Love on September 15th!
Tonight is the night that Kathy Griffin will roast Joan Rivers on Comedy Central at 10p and the roast master is what brought out the bestselling author, Jackie Collins. Jackie was expecting to hear a lot of the words from her book at the roast, and she did and many many more. I feel for the censors trying to edit it all together for the show because some of the roasts will be all bleep filled like Carl Reiner’s. Yes Carl’s was the dirtiest.
Back to the words Jackie Collins also told me about her upcoming book Poor Little Bitch Girl that comes out in February. Listen to interview and hear what it is all about, I can’t wait to read it.
And don’t forget to watch The Comedy Central Roast for Joan Rivers tonight at 10p to see how many words will actually make it on air…