Last week, Ellen DeGeneres had some fun with the Justin Bieber Calvins ad at Geraldo Rivera‘s expense.
This week, the newsman took to Twitter to say he disagrees with her joke. He Tweeted, “In same way #Clavins photoshopped @justinbieber to make bulge sing @ellendegenerus made my belly overly robust and my jewels unimpressive.” Then he added, “I demand a live rematch, just me and Justin mano a mano perhaps staged by #CELEBAPPRENTICE.”
I rewatched Geraldo in his underwear on The Celebrity Apprentice and I am not seeing what he is seeing. I don’t think Ellen’s video looks like it was touched up as he says. Maybe, he had on his rose colored glasses (yes he actually wears them on the show) when he watched the original video and had them off for the new one. Thus why he is seeing himself having more bulge on top and less on the bottom.
Watch the video from the NBC show and then the one from the daytime talk show, and tell me if you think Ellen tinkered with his body. To watch the original video, click here!
Remember whenEllen DeGeneres took the greatest Selfie of all time at the Oscars and she cut off part of Meryl Streep’s face? Well, she decided to make it up to the Oscar winner on her show and took another Selfie with her, but this time she included her castmates from Into the Woods. How did it go for the beloved actress? Even worse than it did the first time. Poor, Meryl. Whoever thought anyone could shadow her greatness? I guess you can say that only the hostess with the mostest can achieve that. Once again, I have to say, poor Meryl.
Ashton Kutcher is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and she wanted to know if they shot the series finale of Two and a Half Men. He told her that they haven’t, but he was pitched what is expected to happen during it. Then Walden Schmidt explained to her that he can’t talk about it, but he will tell her he is scared and even “a little terrified” of it. Immediately, she jumped to the conclusion that Charlie Sheen (the man he replaced on the show) is coming back for it. All he would say to that is, “If there’s sirens come save me.” and “If you smell something. I wasn’t smoking it!”
So it sounds like Charlie Harper will be back on the show, that he was fired from, to say goodbye it. Although, we didn’t hear that from Kelso. We will just have to tune into CBS on February 19th to find out. And I for one am hoping he somehow makes an appearance on the show.
Ellen DeGeneres challenged Orlando Bloom to a game of Heads Up, and the actor kept lifting up his shirt during it. I get why he did it to demonstrate skinny dipping and strip poker, but why did he do it for shoplifting? Not that I am complaining. And I am so not complaining about his Twerking. Werk it, baby. Werk it!
Ellen DeGeneres came up with a fun game. She asked her audience to look at a closeup picture of a man with a white beard and tell her if it is Saint Nick or Rabbi Pic. Sounds easy? Try it because you will find it harder than you thought it would be. I am not sure I even gotten one right. How did you do?
Back in February, when Eva Mendes was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, she denied that she was pregnant even though she was. Now that baby has been born, it was time for the actress to once again appear on the show. As soon as she sat down, the daytime talk show host asked her why she lied to her. Eva admitted she was still early on in the pregnancy and had not even told her mother the news. Then she added that she wanted to give Esmeralda as much privacy as she could for as long as she could. Which is why she never confirmed she was having a baby with Ryan Gosling until she actually had her. So I guess you can’t blame her for lying, or can you???
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi got kreative with their Kristmas Kard this season. The kouple kopied Kim Kardashian’s naked butt pose for this holiday and it is perfect.
At least with this photo both women will openly admit it has been photoshopped, when will Kim do the same and admit what in her layout wasn’t actually her and what really belongs to her?
Ellen DeGeneres thought it would be funny to send Kevin Nealon to the Hello Kitty Convention in LA last week and she was so right. He is such the wrong person to send to the event that it turned out to be purrfect. My favorite part is when he confronts all the people that said she is not a cat, but she is a little girl. A revelation that still has me really pissed off at Sanario. She is a cat, and there is no question about it. If she is a little girl, then make her look like one and not a cat. Right?
So because I am upset with them for revealing that fact recently, I am so happy that the daytime talk show host sent the comedian to question them about it and make fun of the whole thing. It truly is a joke.
Kat Dennings is on Ellen today and Ellen DeGeneres asked her what it was like to work with Kim Kardashian on the season premiere of 2 Broke Girls that airs this Monday on CBS at 9p. The waitress on TV told her, “I didn’t know what to expect, I was very nervous because I’ve seen so many episodes.” Then she added, “She was very sweet. She was very nice. And her a$$ is amazing.” She didn’t stop there, “I was so in love with her a$$.”
I am sure that Mrs Kanye West feels the same way about Max’s boobs.