I am sure you have heard that California is going through a major drought with no end in sight. Well, Ellen DeGeneres came up with a solution. Just put on Adele’s new CD 25, that is out tomorrow, and collect all of your tears in to a bowl. Then when you are done, use all your sadness to water the plants, wash the dishes or just have it join its friends in the ocean.
I know for me it has worked wonders. I put on Hello and took a shower just with my tears. What you will use the tears for?
Diane Keaton is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and the Oscar winner admitted that she has a crush on Justin Bieber. Since it his week on the daytime talk show, when he heard the news, he came out to greet her. She was so excited to meet him, she could barely control herself.
Who knows, maybe they will go out? After all anyone is better than Woody Allen.
Plus, the tabloids would go crazy over them. They would be so much hotter KimYe and ShelFi.
Granted, I could be saying all of this because I have been drinking as much wine as she has been drinking. What do you think of KeaBer?
Ellen DeGeneres released her annual Christmas Card and this year and not only does it feature her wife, it also has Justin Bieber and his jingles balls on it. I don’t know about you; but if I got it, I would not put it up on my mantel with all of other cards. Would you?
It is Beiber Week on The Ellen DeGeneres and of course she made him prank some of her audience members. One time, she had him scare women as they went to the bathroom. Another time, she had him dress up as a security guard and welcome guests as they came in. It went so well, that she had him do it again as she told him what to do to them in his ear.
For some reason, people are willing to do whatever a security guard tells them do. No matter how outrageous it is. And he was able to basically molest the top of a guy’s head, get another one to follow his finger, and they saved the best for last. When he accidentally knocks a picture off the wall, Ellen tells him to get very upset about it. Lucky for them both, the woman was a very compassionate person and comforted him. So much so that when he asked her to spoon him, she did. And she didn’t even know who he was when she did it. How did she react when she found out? She was just as sweet.
As we know Ellen DeGeneres loves to scare people, and she found a new way to do it. She put a fake clown above the stage entrance and when people entered, it let out a terrifying laugh as it dropped down in front of their faces. Since no one was expecting it, they all got scared. Some even fell to the ground in fright after their horrifying encounter.
I know clowns are scary, but they also make us laugh. This clown made me laugh as it scared people, so it served its purpose.
Ellen Degeneres has learned on her show that Eric Stonestreet is very easily scared, so she decided to send him into a very scary Haunted House with her equally as easily scared producer Andy Lassnner. What happens next is funnier than anything that Stonestreet has done on Modern Family. Seriously, watch it all the way through because they get their biggest scares at the end. They also hit their highest pitched screams at that point too. They might be two grown men, but they sound and act like two little girls.
I hope that both men brought a change of pants and underwear with because it seems like they are going to need it.
BTW how is it that Stonestreet is so easily terrified when his alter ego is a clown, something that a lot of people are afraid of.
Mark Wahlberg is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and he talked about his hairy a$$ and Will Ferrell’s sweet smelling hair.
Even though, Marky Mark is allergic to cats that didn’t stop his family from getting one. And even though, the cat is not allowed in his office, Truffy leaves his mark in there. Not that type of mark, but his fur. So much so, that Wahlberg finds himself covered in it. In fact, people will tell him he has a hairy a$$. He claims that it’s only hairy on the outside of his pants and not on the inside. I think I can believe him because I don’t remember seeing that much hair on him back in the days when he was modeling Calvin Klein underwear.
Talking about hair, he also talked about the smell of Will Ferrell’s locks. He says the funny actor uses Aragon Oil and it makes his curls smell heavenly. So yummy, that when they were filming a scene together, he didn’t want it to end because he just want inhale Will Ferrell.
Maybe if his wife put that in her hair, they would have five kids instead of four and 2 cats.
A few weeks ago, three year old Mila cried when she found out that Adam Levine is married. Ellen DeGeneres felt so bad for her that she invited her mom and the toddler to be on the show. After talking to the little girl, asking her when she is going to marry the rocker and giving her a present, the daytime talk show host had one more surprise for her. That surprise was Adam Levine.
What happened when they met? As soon as he picked her up, she motioned for her mom to hold her. Then when the three of them sat on the couch; and every time he talked to her, she would turn away from him.
Which made their meeting even more awwwdorable. Don’t tell me that this video didn’t make you go awwww like 10 times! Too cute when things go wrong.
Last week, Kim Kardashian was a guest on The Ellen DeGereres Show and there are rumors she was very difficult when the cameras weren’t rolling. Yesterday, Ellen took to her monologue to deny that. By doing so, she admitted something shocking. One magazine said that Mrs Kanye West is the guest from hell, and the daytime host said, “Guest from hell, that’s Betty White.”
I can’t believe it. The Golden Girl seems like she would be a heavenly guest! Which she is.
In all seriousness, why drag White down to defend Kim Kardashian. Not cool. But then again, it seemed like Ellen was going out of her way not to defend her by making such a joke out of the rumors. What do you think?
Ellen DeGeneres has done some great bits throughout her show’s run, but I think this one might be her best one yet. She took last week’s Republican Debate and edited out all the Presidential Candidates that weren’t named Donald Trump. So she has The Donald debating The Donald, and it is his dream and our nightmare. But it shows what a narcissist childlike bully the 69 year old truly is. That and it worked perfectly. Don’t you think it is HUGE?