Ellen DeGeneres has done some great bits throughout her show’s run, but I think this one might be her best one yet. She took last week’s Republican Debate and edited out all the Presidential Candidates that weren’t named Donald Trump. So she has The Donald debating The Donald, and it is his dream and our nightmare. But it shows what a narcissist childlike bully the 69 year old truly is. That and it worked perfectly. Don’t you think it is HUGE?
Almost every time that Eric Stonestreet is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, she loves to scare him and he hates it. Yesterday when Stonestreet’s TV husband was on the daytime talk show, Ellen changed things up. While Jesse Tyler Ferguson was talking about his Modern Family co-star, Cam came out and scared him. To say that Mitchell had the sh!t scared out of him would be understatement. His reaction was priceless, one of Ellen’s best ones yet. The best one will come when Ferguson gets his revenge and you know he will and it will be epic! Especially since Stonestreet is such a scaredy cat, even my cat is like I have more balls than him and I am a girl!
Yesterday on Good Morning America, Justin Bieber confronted a cameraman who wasn’t focusing on his dance moves. Today while appearing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, he took out a camera with a T-Shirt gun. So you have to wonder if he has something against cameramen? Which is weird because the ones he went after, haven’t done anything against him. At least not that we know of, but they might be reconsidering that?
Yesterday, Ellen DeGeneres was on The Tonight Show and Jimmy Fallon challenged her to a Lip Sync Battle. The first round was boring, but then they really brought it for round 2. The NBC late night host mouthed for us to watch him whip then watch him him Nae Nae, and he was almost as good as Silento. Then the daytime host instructed us that the Bitch Better Have My Money.
While it was fun to see Ellen do a more risque song, I think Fallon did a much better performance and should’ve won.
Who do you think won the Lip Sync Battle?
And here’s The History of Hip Hop 6 with Justin Timberlake. This one might be the best one of them all and not only because they did Salt-n-Pepa’s Let’s Talk About Sex. Fallon dominated this one too, I love that he isn’t as squeaky clean as when he first started.
Josh Groban is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and he told her why he has the expression that he has on the cover of his latest CD, Stages. The actor looks scared, and that because he was. The record company arranged a photoshoot in Downtown LA late at night. One of the people near where they were shooting started cursing at them, so the singer was reacting to the guy’s vulgarity as the camera snapped away. The result was a cover that his label deemed edgy and masculine.
What Groban didn’t realize is that the host was setting him up. Once you talk about being scared on the daytime talk show, be prepared to be just that. She had a person raise up out of the cube that was in between them, but Josh was looking away and didn’t get the full effect. Even though he didn’t see his attacker, he still jumped up and hit a high note that is normally reserved for a few of his songs.
Talking about singing, not only did he sing a song on the show, he also sang the praises of his girlfriend, Kat Dennings. She is so lucky to have him as her boyfriend. Not only can she get him to sing to her whenever she wants, he also says the nicest things about her. They are just the cutest couple!
UPDATE: Here’s Josh Goban singing one of the songs from his album Stages, What I Did For Love from A Chorus Line on Ellen.
Ellen DeGeneres bush has been getting wet a lot recently, and because of that it has been growing like crazy. She called her person to take care of it, but he was busy. He sent in a replacement who is very familiar with bushes and let him work his magic. That person is Zac Efron and he is a wizard with the scissors.
When he was done, someone asked him how Ellen’s bush smelled and he said like roses! Portia De Rossi is a lucky woman.
One of the main requirements if you are a Ghostbuster, is that you can’t be afraid of ghosts. Well Ellen DeGeneres found out that Kristen Wiig is afraid of them when she scared her with one on the show today. Proving that the all-female version of Ghostbusters is going to suck more than we thought. Can we slime the movie before they even start filming it?
Matt Lauer and Ellen DeGeneres have been pranking each other back and forth, and the host of Today got her good. He put 4 billboards up around Los Angeles saying that Ellen‘s other job is as a plumber. This is the first time they have taken their pranks outside of the studios, and I can see his handiwork about her handiwork from my window. Not really, but it is two blocks from my place. So I feel like I get to enjoy this prank personally. Especially since I see it all the time now.
And now I wonder how she is going to get him back because you know it is going to be good. He is playing with fire, and he is going to burn.
While filming the movie, Hot Pursuit, Sofia Vergara pushed Reese Witherspoon so hard, the actress had to be rushed to the hospital. In fact, the Oscar winner told Ellen DeGeneres on the show today that she suffered some internal bleeding. So what was her diagnosis? She suffered a popped ovary. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds beyond painful.
Even though the Modern Family beauty caused the Sweet Home Alabama girl some serious pain, they still want to live together. Now that would be a sitcom worth watching! Hollywood make that happen.
Ricky Gervais was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and she asked him about his cat Ollie. He went on and on about her as all proud pops do.
The Office boss also explained to her why he only has a cat and doesn’t have a dog. He said that since he travels a lot, the feline couldn’t care that he’s gone but a canine would be like can I go, can I go. There are even more characteristics that he described that any cat staff member can tell you are so spot on.
The main reason why I posted this is because there is nothing sexier than a man talking about his pussy.