Matt Lauer and Ellen DeGeneres have been pranking each other back and forth, and the host of Today got her good. He put 4 billboards up around Los Angeles saying that Ellen‘s other job is as a plumber. This is the first time they have taken their pranks outside of the studios, and I can see his handiwork about her handiwork from my window. Not really, but it is two blocks from my place. So I feel like I get to enjoy this prank personally. Especially since I see it all the time now.
And now I wonder how she is going to get him back because you know it is going to be good. He is playing with fire, and he is going to burn.
While filming the movie, Hot Pursuit, Sofia Vergara pushed Reese Witherspoon so hard, the actress had to be rushed to the hospital. In fact, the Oscar winner told Ellen DeGeneres on the show today that she suffered some internal bleeding. So what was her diagnosis? She suffered a popped ovary. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds beyond painful.
Even though the Modern Family beauty caused the Sweet Home Alabama girl some serious pain, they still want to live together. Now that would be a sitcom worth watching! Hollywood make that happen.
Ricky Gervais was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and she asked him about his cat Ollie. He went on and on about her as all proud pops do.
The Office boss also explained to her why he only has a cat and doesn’t have a dog. He said that since he travels a lot, the feline couldn’t care that he’s gone but a canine would be like can I go, can I go. There are even more characteristics that he described that any cat staff member can tell you are so spot on.
The main reason why I posted this is because there is nothing sexier than a man talking about his pussy.
Ellen DeGeneres has been playing pranks on Matt Lauer for the last few months and the morning news anchor has had enough. So he finally decided to get his revenge.
He did this by putting 20,000 ping pong balls in her car. When the daytime talk show host saw what he did, she swore her revenge on him. As it was said in The Fly, “Be afraid, be very afraid!”
I don’t normally feel for the Today show host, but in this case I do because you know she’s going to get him good. Real good! It was nice knowing you Matt Lauer.
Justin Bieber was photographed giving Madonna a close-eyed kiss on her cheek, so do the two singers have something to tell us? Only that they will be on The Ellen DeGeneres Show tomorrow.
But for a second imagine if they were singing duets together in the bedroom? After all, he is about the right age for her and she is perfect for him. How hot would this couple be?
UPDATE: According to this clip from today’s The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Madonna would consider dating Justin Bieber since he is just a year younger than the youngest man she has dated. Make it happen guys, make it happen!!!
Justin Bieber was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and she thought it would be fun if the two of them scared strangers. So they hid in the handicap stall in the ladies room to see how women would react to seeing them in there. Most of them screamed, and some of them screamed even louder when they realized their idol was right there in front of them.
Proving as loud as you scream when someone scares you, you scream even louder if you see finally get to meet someone you worship and idolize. Just hopefully when we the chance to meet said person, it is at a much better location like anywhere else.
Last week, Ellen DeGeneres had some fun with the Justin Bieber Calvins ad at Geraldo Rivera‘s expense.
This week, the newsman took to Twitter to say he disagrees with her joke. He Tweeted, “In same way #Clavins photoshopped @justinbieber to make bulge sing @ellendegenerus made my belly overly robust and my jewels unimpressive.” Then he added, “I demand a live rematch, just me and Justin mano a mano perhaps staged by #CELEBAPPRENTICE.”
I rewatched Geraldo in his underwear on The Celebrity Apprentice and I am not seeing what he is seeing. I don’t think Ellen’s video looks like it was touched up as he says. Maybe, he had on his rose colored glasses (yes he actually wears them on the show) when he watched the original video and had them off for the new one. Thus why he is seeing himself having more bulge on top and less on the bottom.
Watch the video from the NBC show and then the one from the daytime talk show, and tell me if you think Ellen tinkered with his body. To watch the original video, click here!
Remember whenEllen DeGeneres took the greatest Selfie of all time at the Oscars and she cut off part of Meryl Streep’s face? Well, she decided to make it up to the Oscar winner on her show and took another Selfie with her, but this time she included her castmates from Into the Woods. How did it go for the beloved actress? Even worse than it did the first time. Poor, Meryl. Whoever thought anyone could shadow her greatness? I guess you can say that only the hostess with the mostest can achieve that. Once again, I have to say, poor Meryl.
Ashton Kutcher is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and she wanted to know if they shot the series finale of Two and a Half Men. He told her that they haven’t, but he was pitched what is expected to happen during it. Then Walden Schmidt explained to her that he can’t talk about it, but he will tell her he is scared and even “a little terrified” of it. Immediately, she jumped to the conclusion that Charlie Sheen (the man he replaced on the show) is coming back for it. All he would say to that is, “If there’s sirens come save me.” and “If you smell something. I wasn’t smoking it!”
So it sounds like Charlie Harper will be back on the show, that he was fired from, to say goodbye it. Although, we didn’t hear that from Kelso. We will just have to tune into CBS on February 19th to find out. And I for one am hoping he somehow makes an appearance on the show.