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Who Wants to Be Diane Keaton’s Lover?
June 17th, 2016 under Diane Keaton, Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: 1 ]

Even though Diane Keaton has dated a slew of men when she was younger, she is not dating anyone now. Because of that, she told Ellen DeGeneres that she is “sexually frustrated.” Then the Oscar winner asked the host if she knows what it feels like. When the happily married host told her, she didn’t, Annie Hall said, “But I do. I know what it feels like and it is not good.”
As the women continued to talk about it. Ellen reassured her she could get another lover. To which the 70 year old asked her, “But who’s going to ask me, to be, their lover?”
There you have it networks, the perfect show. Who Wants to Be Diane Keaton’s Lover? It would be the wackiest and most awesome dating show since Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. Seriously, someone needs to make this happen ASAP. Could you imagine how amazing it would be? You never know what is going she is going to say next. Especially if she has some wine in her. So make sure the fridge is packed with something from her vineyard and liquor store ice, and you will be set with a ratings smash like you have never seen before.
BTW am I the only who wants to be her friend? She seems like she would be so much fun to hang out with.


What did Liev Schreiber say to Ellen DeGeneres to make her drink?
June 14th, 2016 under Ellen DeGeneres, Liev Schreiber. [ Comments: 6 ]

Liev Schreiber is on Ellen today and the daytime host made him down shots of Justin Timberlake’s Tequila. Why? She was hoping that if she gave him enough alcohol, he would show off his dance moves. It didn’t work.
But she got him to admit that after his sons and him are done taking a bath, the three of them do the “Willy Dance,” which is exactly what it sounds like. After he said that, Ellen DeGeneres needed a shot. Then when he told her, “It is a way to dry off, you know, you chafe down there if you don’t get dry,” it caused her to drink again.
Too bad both of them weren’t tipsy enough for him to show off his “Willy Dance.” That is something I know I want to see. So I am sending a shout out to Channing Tatum to cast him in Magic Mike 3 so that we can see it! I’d pay to see them all do the “Willy Dance” on the big screen. Wouldn’t you?
Talking about the big screen, doesn’t Schreiber sound just like Dustin Hoffman?


The hottest Summer trend is women shaving their faces?
May 16th, 2016 under Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]

For centuries men have been shaving their faces and now according Kym Douglas women are doing it too. In fact, she demonstrated how she does it on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Why does she do it twice a week? She says not only does it get rid of the fuzz, it also helps to remove dead skin cells.
I don’t know about you ladies, but I will stick with shaving below the neck and exfoliating my face. No way I am ever going to shave my face. Will you do it?


Mila Kunis says sex with Ashton Kutcher is ‘great’
May 6th, 2016 under Ellen DeGeneres, Kristen Bell, That '70s Show. [ Comments: none ]

Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell are on Ellen today to talk about their movie Bad Moms and Ellen DeGeneres wanted to know if they plan on having any more kids. Veronica Mars said no, but Jackie said yes. Then the host wanted to know if she was trying. Kunis thought that was her way of her trying to find out if Ashton Kutcher are her having sex. Mila was embarrassed by the question and the two blondes wouldn’t let it go. Eventually Mrs Kutcher admitted sex with her husband is great. Which is what we all imagined anyways! Right?


Ellen Pompeo shakes her McBoobies!
April 25th, 2016 under Ellen DeGeneres, Grey's Anatomy. [ Comments: none ]

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Ellen DeGeneres challenged Ellen Pompeo to a game of Heads Up on her show today and the Grey’s Anatomy star came up with an interesting way to act out her clue. When Meredith Grey got this one clue, she shook her money makers like she is a Wild’n’Crazy guy.
Is that what she was trying to get the other Ellen to guess it? Nope, not even close. She was acting out Jell-O shots. I didn’t get it either. But then again that is what I do when I have had one too many Jell-O shots. Anyone else craving some Jell-O and Vodka?


Clint Eastwood beat the crap out of Ellen DeGeneres with a bat
April 20th, 2016 under Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday a fan sent Ellen DeGeneres a pinata of her face and she didn’t know what to do with it. Then she came up with the brilliant idea of putting it outside of Clint Eastwood’s office on the Warner Bros lot. What did he do when he saw it? He got a bat and did his best Dirty Harry on it. Did he end the beating by saying, “Go ahead, make my day?” Nope, he told the candy stuffed Ellen, “Take that bitch!” Too bad that wasn’t his catchphrase back in the day!


Eric Stonestreet is on Tinder
April 12th, 2016 under Ellen DeGeneres, Modern Family. [ Comments: none ]

Eric Stonestreet is single and ready to mingle, so he joined Tinder. Has the Modern Family star been successful on it? He tells Ellen DeGeneres on her show today, “Yeah. And I’ve had all varying degrees of fun.”
Can you imagine swiping and seeing his profile come up on the screen? I would be wondering out of all of the celebrities, why would that guy hide behind his photo instead of their own? Then I would be like that is smart because seeing someone like Henry Cavill, Chris Pine or Zac Efron might be too intimidating.
Now that I know he is on Tinder, I am going to join to see who else is on. With my luck I will wind up with a Reality Star on some show on a channel I don’t watch.


Guess who was caught making out?
March 7th, 2016 under Ellen DeGeneres, Guess who?. [ Comments: none ]

Want to see which onscreen lovers can’t keep their hands off of each other, then click here!


This is how Adele’s All I Ask should’ve sounded at the Grammys
February 18th, 2016 under Adele, Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]

On Monday night, people were infuriated because Adele’s performance at the Grammys was marred by an audio glitch. One of the microphones on the piano fell on to the strings and warped the sound of her performance.
Today on The Ellen DeGeneres Show she got a second chance to sing All I Ask, and boy did she knock it out of the park. It’s a shame it didn’t go as well at the Grammys, but who cares as long as we get one phenomenal performance.
When she was done singing the song, Ellen asked her about that flawed performance. Adele revealed that she spent the whole next day spontaneously crying over the incident. But then again, she cries over anything and everything. She even admitted, she cried when she met Belle at Disneyland this week. And I am sure Belle wanted to cry when she met Adele.
She had one more big reveal during their chat, and that is that she is a ‘bit pitchy’ when she sings. Someone get Randy Jackson on the phone because I have never heard be like that. Have you?


This is how Miss Colombia should’ve greeted Steve Harvey!
January 26th, 2016 under Ellen DeGeneres, Family Feud. [ Comments: none ]

As we know, Steve Harvey accidentally announced that Miss Colombia won Miss Universe instead of Miss Philippines and because of that she thought she won the crown for a minute.
Well, last week the loser confronted him on his show, and yet she was very civil to him. Ellen DeGeneres and I disagreed with her reaction and the female daytime host made a video showing how the runner-up should’ve greeted the Family Feud host.
It might not be the real thing, but it is pretty gosh darn close.


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