Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi got kreative with their Kristmas Kard this season. The kouple kopied Kim Kardashian’s naked butt pose for this holiday and it is perfect.
At least with this photo both women will openly admit it has been photoshopped, when will Kim do the same and admit what in her layout wasn’t actually her and what really belongs to her?
Ellen DeGeneres thought it would be funny to send Kevin Nealon to the Hello Kitty Convention in LA last week and she was so right. He is such the wrong person to send to the event that it turned out to be purrfect. My favorite part is when he confronts all the people that said she is not a cat, but she is a little girl. A revelation that still has me really pissed off at Sanario. She is a cat, and there is no question about it. If she is a little girl, then make her look like one and not a cat. Right?
So because I am upset with them for revealing that fact recently, I am so happy that the daytime talk show host sent the comedian to question them about it and make fun of the whole thing. It truly is a joke.
Kat Dennings is on Ellen today and Ellen DeGeneres asked her what it was like to work with Kim Kardashian on the season premiere of 2 Broke Girls that airs this Monday on CBS at 9p. The waitress on TV told her, “I didn’t know what to expect, I was very nervous because I’ve seen so many episodes.” Then she added, “She was very sweet. She was very nice. And her a$$ is amazing.” She didn’t stop there, “I was so in love with her a$$.”
I am sure that Mrs Kanye West feels the same way about Max’s boobs.
As we know Ellen DeGeneres likes to scare people, so the producers of Annabelle sent her the doll from the movie to scare people around her office. Well the daytime talk show host took them up on their offer and scared her producer Andy with it over and over again. Did he build an immunity to it or did she scare him time and time again? You just have to watch this funny video to find out.
BTW I really hope they sell that doll in stores because I would so love to own one. She would go great with my Chucky, Freddy Krueger and Jason Vorhees dolls!
Ellen DeGeneres’ guest DJ tWitch is going to star in Magic Mike XXL and for the role he needs to be waxed from head to toe. Ellen being the person that she is, didn’t want him to go through that pain alone. To help him through it, she brought in a professional waxer to wax him.
You’re thinking that is so nice of her. Well, don’t be so fast to think that because she made him strip down in front of the cameras and made his hair removal part of her show.
So we got to watch as his hair was painlessly pulled from his body one by one by one. Personally I thought that was a lot of fun to watch. I especially love when he starts doing Lamaze breathing to deal with the pain. I hope his wife, Allison Holker, gives him a lot crap for that.
BTW am I the only who is bummed they didn’t show his face when he got the boys waxed? I am sure he forgot how to breathe, in any form of the way, while that was happening.
Shia LaBeouf is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show tomorrow and the daytime talk show host asked him about all of his problems over the last year. Instead of giving the publicist response, he was raw and didn’t hold back. When she asked him what happened, he said, “I went through like an existential crisis. Which turned into some explorations. I had some hiccups, some judgment errors.” He then talked about his bizarre art show and he was surprised that the fans weren’t bad to him.
As we know, his problems didn’t stop there. So what was the final nail in the coffin of his troubles? He didn’t shy away from that answer, by responding with, “Jail. Jail was quite scary.” Then he shared what his experience behind bars was like for those 24 hours. He said, “But this is the worst time. I really went all the way with it they put a Hannibal mask on me and a led jacket. It was very scary.” Sounds like he was scared straight after that life-changing day, and let’s hope it stays that way.
There was a time when he was one of the biggest stars in Hollywood thanks to movies like Transformers and Indiana Jones IV. I hope that he can get back to that point because he truly has the potential to once again be a huge star. As long as he doesn’t make moves like Nymphomaniac. That movie was beyond heinous.
Ellen DeGeneres is the face of CoverGirl cosmetics and I get that. But the latest product she is pitching doesn’t seem like the best fit for her. She is selling Viagra and today on her show she debuted her first commercial for the man enhancing product. What do you think of her ad? Men does she make you want to buy Viagra?
Every few weeks there are rumors that Jennifer Garner is pregnant because it appears that she has a baby bump. Today on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Mrs Ben Affleck confirmed the rumors, but there is a catch. She said, “I am not pregnant, but I have had three kids and there is a bump. From now on ladies I will have a bump. And it will be my baby bump.” Then she added, “I see you guys are really eager for us to pop out another one. Gosh, you’re exhausting!”
Good for her for being one of the few celebrities who is OK with the changes her body made after having children. I wish more of the female stars were as accepting about it as she is. That is why I love her so much.
Robert Downey Jr is doing press for his new movie The Judge, but all anyone wants to know about is is there going to be an Iron Man 4. So will there be one? Depends what show RDJ is on to get the answer to that question. He told Ellen DeGeneres yes, but he told David Letterman no. So I guess that means we are no closer to an answer than we were before.
Does this mean he is done playing Tony Stark? Doesn’t sound like it because he told The Late Show host that he has signed on to do some more Marvel movies.
I say that since Iron Man has already had 3 movies, it is about time for Howard the Duck got a second one. Who’s with me?
The cast of Scandal was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and she asked them if it’s true that they don’t find out until table read day what happens next. That includes if their character is about to be killed off. Joshua Malina has a solution for that, he reads the last page first to make sure it isn’t him. Well last year, the notorious prankster found himself pranked when he read what appeared to be that David was going to be killed off. As we all know, David survived and James didn’t.
Who’s next? We don’t know. But they have a good chance of surviving as long as they don’t call any of their castmates hateful names or get arrested in real life. See Isaiah Washington and Columbus Short.