Ashton Kutcher is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and she wanted to know if they shot the series finale of Two and a Half Men. He told her that they haven’t, but he was pitched what is expected to happen during it. Then Walden Schmidt explained to her that he can’t talk about it, but he will tell her he is scared and even “a little terrified” of it. Immediately, she jumped to the conclusion that Charlie Sheen (the man he replaced on the show) is coming back for it. All he would say to that is, “If there’s sirens come save me.” and “If you smell something. I wasn’t smoking it!”
So it sounds like Charlie Harper will be back on the show, that he was fired from, to say goodbye it. Although, we didn’t hear that from Kelso. We will just have to tune into CBS on February 19th to find out. And I for one am hoping he somehow makes an appearance on the show.
Ellen DeGeneres challenged Orlando Bloom to a game of Heads Up, and the actor kept lifting up his shirt during it. I get why he did it to demonstrate skinny dipping and strip poker, but why did he do it for shoplifting? Not that I am complaining. And I am so not complaining about his Twerking. Werk it, baby. Werk it!
Ellen DeGeneres came up with a fun game. She asked her audience to look at a closeup picture of a man with a white beard and tell her if it is Saint Nick or Rabbi Pic. Sounds easy? Try it because you will find it harder than you thought it would be. I am not sure I even gotten one right. How did you do?
Back in February, when Eva Mendes was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, she denied that she was pregnant even though she was. Now that baby has been born, it was time for the actress to once again appear on the show. As soon as she sat down, the daytime talk show host asked her why she lied to her. Eva admitted she was still early on in the pregnancy and had not even told her mother the news. Then she added that she wanted to give Esmeralda as much privacy as she could for as long as she could. Which is why she never confirmed she was having a baby with Ryan Gosling until she actually had her. So I guess you can’t blame her for lying, or can you???
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi got kreative with their Kristmas Kard this season. The kouple kopied Kim Kardashian’s naked butt pose for this holiday and it is perfect.
At least with this photo both women will openly admit it has been photoshopped, when will Kim do the same and admit what in her layout wasn’t actually her and what really belongs to her?
Ellen DeGeneres thought it would be funny to send Kevin Nealon to the Hello Kitty Convention in LA last week and she was so right. He is such the wrong person to send to the event that it turned out to be purrfect. My favorite part is when he confronts all the people that said she is not a cat, but she is a little girl. A revelation that still has me really pissed off at Sanario. She is a cat, and there is no question about it. If she is a little girl, then make her look like one and not a cat. Right?
So because I am upset with them for revealing that fact recently, I am so happy that the daytime talk show host sent the comedian to question them about it and make fun of the whole thing. It truly is a joke.
Kat Dennings is on Ellen today and Ellen DeGeneres asked her what it was like to work with Kim Kardashian on the season premiere of 2 Broke Girls that airs this Monday on CBS at 9p. The waitress on TV told her, “I didn’t know what to expect, I was very nervous because I’ve seen so many episodes.” Then she added, “She was very sweet. She was very nice. And her a$$ is amazing.” She didn’t stop there, “I was so in love with her a$$.”
I am sure that Mrs Kanye West feels the same way about Max’s boobs.
As we know Ellen DeGeneres likes to scare people, so the producers of Annabelle sent her the doll from the movie to scare people around her office. Well the daytime talk show host took them up on their offer and scared her producer Andy with it over and over again. Did he build an immunity to it or did she scare him time and time again? You just have to watch this funny video to find out.
BTW I really hope they sell that doll in stores because I would so love to own one. She would go great with my Chucky, Freddy Krueger and Jason Vorhees dolls!
Ellen DeGeneres’ guest DJ tWitch is going to star in Magic Mike XXL and for the role he needs to be waxed from head to toe. Ellen being the person that she is, didn’t want him to go through that pain alone. To help him through it, she brought in a professional waxer to wax him.
You’re thinking that is so nice of her. Well, don’t be so fast to think that because she made him strip down in front of the cameras and made his hair removal part of her show.
So we got to watch as his hair was painlessly pulled from his body one by one by one. Personally I thought that was a lot of fun to watch. I especially love when he starts doing Lamaze breathing to deal with the pain. I hope his wife, Allison Holker, gives him a lot crap for that.
BTW am I the only who is bummed they didn’t show his face when he got the boys waxed? I am sure he forgot how to breathe, in any form of the way, while that was happening.
Shia LaBeouf is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show tomorrow and the daytime talk show host asked him about all of his problems over the last year. Instead of giving the publicist response, he was raw and didn’t hold back. When she asked him what happened, he said, “I went through like an existential crisis. Which turned into some explorations. I had some hiccups, some judgment errors.” He then talked about his bizarre art show and he was surprised that the fans weren’t bad to him.
As we know, his problems didn’t stop there. So what was the final nail in the coffin of his troubles? He didn’t shy away from that answer, by responding with, “Jail. Jail was quite scary.” Then he shared what his experience behind bars was like for those 24 hours. He said, “But this is the worst time. I really went all the way with it they put a Hannibal mask on me and a led jacket. It was very scary.” Sounds like he was scared straight after that life-changing day, and let’s hope it stays that way.
There was a time when he was one of the biggest stars in Hollywood thanks to movies like Transformers and Indiana Jones IV. I hope that he can get back to that point because he truly has the potential to once again be a huge star. As long as he doesn’t make moves like Nymphomaniac. That movie was beyond heinous.