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It’s a hard knock life for Annie fans when they watch the craptastic trailer
May 29th, 2014 under Will Smith. [ Comments: none ]


The second trailer is out for the Will Smith remake of the beautiful classic Annie and if I could punch it I would. I hate remakes. I hate remakes for my favorite movies when I was kid. I hate remakes that have nothing to do with the original and are done by Will Smith so that his kids can get some work. I hate Will Smith.
So Will Smith, once upon a time I would run out to see your movies. Now I run away from them. That’s because the last dozen or so films you have had your name attached to suck. And you are ruining my childhood. So I am done with you and your little mini-mes.
Seriously, I hate Will Smith more for screwing with my classics than I do Michael Bays for messing and failing with Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street. At least those remakes were closer to the original movie than The Karate Kid that was about Kung Fu.
I feel better now! Namaste.

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It’s a hard knock life to watch the Annie trailer
March 5th, 2014 under Will Smith. [ Comments: none ]


Dear Will Smith,
Stop remaking movies for your kids to star in, and then changing them so that they barely have anything to do with the original. Your version of The Karate Kid sucked and it looks like your version of Annie will too.
I also wanted to let you know that I will not be fully dressed for a while. That’s cause after watching that trailer, I lost my ability to smile. Bet your bottom dollar that song isn’t even in your film.
So please, accept your well deserved Razzies and just star in other peoples movies instead of your own. Us movie fans would appreciate it.Thanks!

A Former Fan

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Jimmy Fallon and Will Smith show us the Evolution of Hip-Hop Dancing!
February 17th, 2014 under Jimmy Fallon, Will Smith. [ Comments: none ]


Tonight on NBC, it was the premiere episode of The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, and Will Smith was his first guest. Together the two men demonstrated the Evolution of Hip-Hop Dancing and what a way to launch his show because that was brilliant.
In case you were wondering, yes they do The Carlton. I am just not going to tell you when because you have to watch the whole thing through to find it. I promise it is worth the watch!

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Cameron Diaz looks more like a worn out prostitute than Miss Hannigan
December 2nd, 2013 under Will Smith. [ Comments: none ]


I have been so against the Annie remake, that in my opinion Will Smith initially bought for his daughter, Willow, who thankfully dropped out. Well, after seeing this picture that Cameron Diaz Tweeted of herself as Miss Hannigan, it makes me think the sun won’t come out tomorrow or day after and so on. So please don’t bet your bottom dollar on this movie, so that Will Smith will stop destroying our classics for his kids. Remember The Karate Kid that was nothing like the ’80s teenage drama. Or even though it was not a remake, who wants another After Earth? So let’s stop the madness now before we get After After Earth

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The most honest review of After Earth…
October 8th, 2013 under Will Smith. [ Comments: none ]


And it came from the Smiths themselves, when the offspring said in the Screen Junkies Honest Trailer, “That sucked.” To which Will Smith responded by saying, “That is correct.”
Just when I thought After Earth couldn’t be any worse than I assumed it to be, this review makes Battlefield Earth look like masterpiece. Seriously we all knew the movie was awful and now we see that it is even worse than we imagined.
Hopefully this film will end Will Smith’s run of creating jobs for his kids. Something has to stop him before he destroys again.

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