Will Smith is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today with his son Jaden and Ellen asked him about purposely trying to embarrass his son as much as possible. He answered the daytime talk show host by telling her that he loves him and then he decided to show her how much by reaching over the couch and trying to kiss his little Karate Kid. As hard as Jaden tried to wiggle out of his dad’s embrace, he couldn’t. So when he accepted his fate, Will gave up and told Ellen “You know when you have kids; you love them and you are proud of them. You just wanna kiss them in the mouth sometimes.” Grossed out Jaden then said a lot. I don’t know what to say that, but I think we can all guess that is why Jaden is rumored to want to be emancipated when he turns 15 in less than two months.
Remember when Will Smith was the hottest actor out there and every movie he did blew you away? Well that was a long time ago and ever since he did Men in Black II his movies have either been a real snoozefests or just crap. Now it looks like his latest film After Earth will be like all the movies he has done in the last decade. So I want to know when he is going to make a movie like Independence Day again? And when will his son Jaden do a movie that his dad isn’t in or financed? And when will Hollywood stop letting M. Night Shyamalan makes movies? His first movie was good, but the rest have all sucked big time. Enough is enough!
So I guess you can tell by this post where I won’t be when this movie comes out on June 7th?
Even though Willow Smith has more money than you and me at age 11, does that mean she is old enough to wear shirt like that? It is not because it has Freddy Kruger (I have an issue with her wearing my favorite icon) on it, but where his mouth is placed. I mean is that appropriate for a preteen? If his face were higher up, I wouldn’t have a problem with it but it isn’t so I do.
Willow Smith made a name for herself (separate from her parents) with her song Whip My Hair, and now the 11 year old can no longer say that because she shaved her head. Now that she has a hairstyle just like her dad’s, she looks exactly like Will Smith. There is no doubting he is her father, not there was any doubt in the first place.
Will Smith gave us a little Christmas present this year by reuniting with most of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air cast. He Facebooked the above picture and said, “Got the Holiday season started right with a ‘Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ reunion…there’s nothin’ like spending Holidays with fam! — with Tatyana Ali, Karyn Parsons, Alfonso Ribeiro and James Avery.” How cool is it to see them all together again! They still look the big family happy we knew as back when we got to know them back in 1990. Can you believe that show debuted over 21 years ago?
BTW since the Aunt Viv’s aren’t there, we will pretend those two guys bookending the picture are them and that mysterious guy is Geoffrey. That works, right?
After watching the trailer for Men in Black 3, I am not sure how I feel about it because it is the chemistry between Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones that makes it so enjoyable. So if he is not going to be in it the whole time, will it still be as good? Although having said that it is scary that Josh Brolin looks more like a young Tommy Lee Jones than he does his own father James. Doesn’t he?
So will I go see the movie when it comes out on May 25th, of course because I am hoping that Will Smith has another watchable movie to add to his resume. I don’t think I have liked anything he has done since MIB2.
Will Smith is no stranger to destroying a classic movie for his kids, like he did with The Karate Kid for his son Jayden. Now he is planning on doing the same for his daughter Willow with Annie. Well his little girl is a chip off the old block and when she was asked by Access Hollywood who she wants to play her Daddy Warbucks she said Brad Pitt. I like Brad Pitt, but he so not right for the roll and has anyone heard him sing? If I could cast the role it would be Kelsey Grammer, I saw him do a musical version of A Christmas Carol and I was surprised by how good he was in it. Did I just say that? Oh and another reason Pitt would be bad for the remake is who wants to see bald with no hair to whip?
Now I am still praying this movie doesn’t get adopted, Deadline Hollywood was also reporting that Ryan Murphy is in talks to direct. The only positive thing I could think could come out of that is he would probably cast Jane Lynch as Miss Hannigan and she’d be great in it. It would be the film that would suck.
There is a sick and sad rumor going around Hollywood that Will Smith is looking to remake Annie and have his daughter Willow star in it according to the Press Association.
Dear Will Smith,
It was bad enough when you f*cked up The Karate Kid so your son could be in it. So why the f*ck why do you feel the need to f*ck with Annie. Please stop it and star in a good movie of your own again. I seriously can’t remember the last movie of yours I enjoyed because the last few have been major duds. And more importantly stop using your money to buy movies for your kids to act in and donate it to needy kids who don’t have a Daddy Warbucks!
Seriously? OMG! WTF?
To get through this sad news I will just listen to some of the awesome music from the original 1982 movie to sooth my soul…