Merry Christmas to you and yours. May Santa bring you everything you want and so much more. More importantly, may you survive the holiday with your family. Especially those members that you love as much as fruit cake. And if they are really are getting on your nerves, just have an extra glass of Egg Nog, go extra heavy on the Nog! They will be bearable before you know it.
Happy Chanukah to all of my readers who celebrate it. May you get at least one expensive gift all eight nights of the holiday.
To those who don’t know what Chanukah is, I think that Six13 gave a pretty good explanation of it in their song above.
Today is your day to vote. I don’t care how and who you vote for, I just care that you honor your right to vote and do it.
If you don’t vote, then don’t complain when you are not happy about the way things are going. You can make a difference, but only if you let your voice be heard by the people we elected to make a difference. If you aren’t happy with those people, then vote against them. If you are happy with them, then reelect them. Just vote!
Signed, the woman who moved and was too lazy to deal with the stuff I had to do to register in my district. So I will not be talking politics until I register to vote again.
And it is good thing I am not voting because, I would totally vote for that guy featured in that fake Jimmy Kimmel Live ad because I liked his ad.
May your Halloween be full of candy and scares! And if it isn’t, then remember today is the one day when it is OK to take candy from a baby and to scare the crap out of people. At least that is how I plan on spending it.
To me the 4th of July is not about fireworks, it is about the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest. Every year, I can’t wait to see how many wieners they down in 10 minutes. This year was one of the most exciting ones so far because Joey Chestnut and Matt Stonie were neck and neck and the whole time. But then in the final minute, the now 8 time champ, took the lead and downed a total of 61 hot dogs. That is 8 less than year, but all that matters it was 5 more than Stonie. So even though he didn’t break the record he set last year for how many hot dogs he ate, he did set the record for most consecutive wins for the contest.
Will he be able to do it 9 years in a row? We will just have to wait until next year to find out.
But until then, celebrate being an American today by having a hot dog. Just try to eat a few less than Joey Chestnut.
Happy Father’s Day to all the wonderful fathers out there. Who were there to hold us when we needed to be held. To listen to us when we needed someone to talk to. To give us advice when we really needed it. And for always being you!
Love you dad! The best father in the whole world!
It is Friday the 13th and what better way to honor it but to watch 20 minutes of kills from the horror franchise of the same name. Since we are in Mercury Retrograde and there’s a full moon today, it is better to stay in and watch this then go out and face whatever horrors might come your way on this unlucky day.
BTW I wish they still made horror movies like this today. I miss cheesey slasher flicks like this so much.
Thank you to all the Mothers out there who changed our diapers, held us until we stopped crying, made us our favorite meals whenever we wanted them, made our cuts hurt less, helped us with our homework, got us through breakups and most importantly for being you!
Happy Mother’s Day to all the wonderful mothers out there!