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Happy New Year!
January 1st, 2016 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

May 2016 be a year to remember for only great things!
Happy and healthy New Year!


Merry Christmas!
December 25th, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

May you get everything you want this Christmas! May you also enjoy your time with your family or makeshift family today because that is what this holiday is all about. And Presents!


Happy Hanukkah!!!!!!!!
December 6th, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Happy Hanukkah! May you Hanukkah stocking be filled with Gelt, and not the chocolate kind! Although, the chocolate type is really yummy!


Happy Halloween!
October 31st, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

via Conan
Last year, it was all about Frozen, this year is all about Star Wars. Every time a kid dressed as someone from Star Wars knocks on your door, drink. Halloween will be extra happy for you today since you will be drunk by 7p. Plus, we move the clocks forward, so that means you get an extra hour to sleep. Party on!


Happy July 4th!!!
July 4th, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Have a very Happy Independence Day! Enjoy all your hot dogs and hamburgers and remember don’t put your face too close to the lit fireworks.


Happy Father’s Day!
June 21st, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Happy Father’s Day to all the men who catch us before we hit the ground. Who makes us laugh when we are crying. For giving us the biggest hug when we need one. And most importantly for always being there.
I love my dad more than everything, even though he won’t get the DNA test to prove he really is my father.


Happy Mother’s Day!
May 10th, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious moms out there. Today give her what she really wants hugs, kisses and to be left alone. That is after you give her a really nice expensive gift like a Spa Day or diamonds.


Happy 420!
April 20th, 2015 under Conan O'Brien, SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

via Conan
What better way to celebrate 4/20 than with the debut of Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard’s new duet about marijuana called It’s All Going to Pot! It should be today’s anthem.
Their album Django and Jimmie will be out on June 2nd, but you can pre-order it now. If you order it today, then you will probably forget you did because you are celebrating correctly. So that means in June, you will get a nice surprise and wonder who your secret admirer is. Don’t tell yourself, but it is you!


Happy Easter!
April 5th, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Today as you celebrate Easter, remember all the innocent Peeps that died for their sin of tasting too good not to eat!


Happy Passover!
April 3rd, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

To all those who celebrate Passover, have a happy Passover. May you be the one to find the Matzo during the Seder and get a nice cash reward!
To those of you who don’t, watch Passover Funk from Aish to learn about it!


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