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Happy Halloween!
October 31st, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

via Conan
Last year, it was all about Frozen, this year is all about Star Wars. Every time a kid dressed as someone from Star Wars knocks on your door, drink. Halloween will be extra happy for you today since you will be drunk by 7p. Plus, we move the clocks forward, so that means you get an extra hour to sleep. Party on!


Happy July 4th!!!
July 4th, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Have a very Happy Independence Day! Enjoy all your hot dogs and hamburgers and remember don’t put your face too close to the lit fireworks.


Happy Father’s Day!
June 21st, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Happy Father’s Day to all the men who catch us before we hit the ground. Who makes us laugh when we are crying. For giving us the biggest hug when we need one. And most importantly for always being there.
I love my dad more than everything, even though he won’t get the DNA test to prove he really is my father.


Happy Mother’s Day!
May 10th, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious moms out there. Today give her what she really wants hugs, kisses and to be left alone. That is after you give her a really nice expensive gift like a Spa Day or diamonds.


Happy 420!
April 20th, 2015 under Conan O'Brien, SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

via Conan
What better way to celebrate 4/20 than with the debut of Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard’s new duet about marijuana called It’s All Going to Pot! It should be today’s anthem.
Their album Django and Jimmie will be out on June 2nd, but you can pre-order it now. If you order it today, then you will probably forget you did because you are celebrating correctly. So that means in June, you will get a nice surprise and wonder who your secret admirer is. Don’t tell yourself, but it is you!


Happy Easter!
April 5th, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Today as you celebrate Easter, remember all the innocent Peeps that died for their sin of tasting too good not to eat!


Happy Passover!
April 3rd, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

To all those who celebrate Passover, have a happy Passover. May you be the one to find the Matzo during the Seder and get a nice cash reward!
To those of you who don’t, watch Passover Funk from Aish to learn about it!


Happy April Fool’s Day!
April 1st, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

John Oliver has taken a lot of stands on his HBO show Last Week Tonight and this week he took a stance against April Fool’s Day.
As someone who is born on April Fool’s Day, I agree with him. I am sick of presents with nothing in them, empty cake boxes and that explains so much from people when they learn today is my birthday. April the first is a day like any other and we need to stop acting like it is OK to act like a fool to your friends, co-workers and loved ones on this day of the year.
Enough is enough!
Who am I kidding? Because I was born on April Fool’s Day, I am a great prankster. So let’s make people’s lives hell today as it is always intended to be this the first day of April.
Oh and what did you buy me???


Happy Valentine’s Day!
February 14th, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

If you have a lover, treat them special. If you don’t, treat yourself special and go see Fifty Shades of Grey!
Happy Valentine’s Day!


Happy 2015!
January 1st, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

May 2015 only bring you happiness, health and Hooverboards!


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