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Happy 4th of July!
July 4th, 2016 under Conan O'Brien, SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


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Today is the day that America celebrates its independence from Brexit, I mean Great Britain, back in 1776. Let’s enjoy it by eating all the hamburgers and hot dogs we can fit in our bellies. Also please be careful playing with fireworks. They are pretty to look at but they can also be really dangerous.

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Happy Father’s Day!
June 19th, 2016 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads out there who let their little girls put makeup on them and showed their sons how to shave!
Thank you for being happy when we bought a you the ugliest tie and funkiest cologne for Father’s Day and acting like it is the best gift ever.
Thank you most importantly for being you!

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Happy Mother’s Day!
May 8th, 2016 under Conan O'Brien, SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


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To all the wonderful Mothers out there, may today special. May it be filled with homemade breakfasts, lots of kisses and most importantly love. You deserve it because you have the toughest job out there. Today is your day and your kids better show you their appreciation.

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Happy April Fool’s Day!
April 1st, 2016 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


April Fool’s Day came early this year because someone convinced teens to step on a banana peel to see if it is slippery and they did. It’s like trying a hoverboard for the first time, but without the exploding battery and heavy price tag.
If you are looking for a simple prank to play on people on my birthday, I mean today, then just give them a banana peel to step on and tell them it is all the rage. Although it is, but still it fun to watch someone fall on their a$$! Right?

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Happy Easter!
March 27th, 2016 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


May all of your eggs only be covered with chocolate and not the other brown stuff.
Happy Easter!

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