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Happy Easter!
April 16th, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


I know what the true meaning of Easters is all about, but over the years it is all about Peeps and Cadbury Eggs to me.

Therefore, when I saw competition eater Matt Stonie compete in a Peeps eating contest, I knew what the holiday was all about. Just like July 4th is all about him downing hot dogs at Nathan’s, so is Easter with him eating 255 Peeps in 5 minutes. Now, I don’t want to eat a single one of them until next year. Consuming that much sugar just made me sick. I say this as I devour a box mystery flavored Peeps.

Happy Easter!

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Happy Passover!
April 10th, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


To all my readers who celebrate Passover, Chag Pesach Sameach. May you enjoy the matzah brei and macaroons, and wonder why you are gaining weight even though you are not eating carbs.

Thank you to the The Y-Studs for this entertaining La La Land parody for the holiday! It will be a classic like this year’s Oscar winner for Best Picture…

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Happy St Patrick’s Day!
March 17th, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


Happy St Patrick’s Day to you and yours!
Just remember drink responsibility unless you want to become a viral sensation!

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Happy Friday the 13th!
January 13th, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


Before I was introduced as to Jason Vorhees as a kid, Friday the 13th was all about it being a cursed day. Now it is all about the horror franchise for me. Therefore, I spend the day watching the films and suggest you do the same. We all need a laugh and the series gives us plenty!

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Happy and Healthy New Year!
January 1st, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


via Timothy Omundson

New Years are all about fresh starts, and many of bathrooms need one after last night’s festivities.
In all seriousness, may this year be an epic one for the books!

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