Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads out there who let their little girls put makeup on them and showed their sons how to shave!
Thank you for being happy when we bought a you the ugliest tie and funkiest cologne for Father’s Day and acting like it is the best gift ever.
Thank you most importantly for being you!
To all the wonderful Mothers out there, may today special. May it be filled with homemade breakfasts, lots of kisses and most importantly love. You deserve it because you have the toughest job out there. Today is your day and your kids better show you their appreciation.
April Fool’s Day came early this year because someone convinced teens to step on a banana peel to see if it is slippery and they did. It’s like trying a hoverboard for the first time, but without the exploding battery and heavy price tag.
If you are looking for a simple prank to play on people on my birthday, I mean today, then just give them a banana peel to step on and tell them it is all the rage. Although it is, but still it fun to watch someone fall on their a$$! Right?
May the luck of the Irish be on your side this St Patrick’s Day.
Remember to drink responsibility or have the Uber and Lyft apps ready to go in case you need a lift home.
BTW I can’t be the only one who watches horror movie versions of the holiday that we are celebrating that day? Can I?
via High Voltage Kids Ministry
It is that time of year again when we move our clocks an hour ahead and lose an hour of sleep. They say Spring has Sprung, but all I want to do is sprung spring. I don’t know what that means either, but that is because I lost a freaking hour of sleep because it is Spring Forward time.
Why don’t I live in Arizona because there they don’t change their clocks and got just as must shut eye.