I am thankful that this year we get not one, but two holidays on Thanksgiving. I am also thankful that Jimmy Kimmel and his writers were sick enough to ask a bunch of children to act out the first Thanksgivukkah!
But thing I am most thankful for is all of you! Thank you for checking out Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Nothing says Chanukah like a Human Centipede Menorah. Well almost everything else does, but it is what Chanukah is to me after this bit that Conan O’Brien did last year.
May you get all 8 days worth of presents tonight and not have to wait a week to get them all.
Happy Father’s Day out there to all the wonderful men that let their little girls dress them up and put makeup on them, and never complained. To the loving men who are there to wrap us up in their strong arms when we hurt ourselves at the park. To the tolerant men who taught us how to drive even after we hit something and didn’t yell at us when we did it. For always being there when we needed you, thank you! And thank for so much more than that!
This post is for my dad, the best dad in the world! I am so grateful for every day I have with him. I love him so much.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers who cleaned our crap when we were babies, took our crap when we were teenagers and give us crap when we are adults! Honor them today by showing then how special they are too us and don’t make them watch movies that are crap!
While people are watching Easter classics like Here Comes Peter Cottontail and The Ten Commandments, I will be watching Serial Rabbit 3: Splitting Hares to honor the day!
I hope you all enjoy all of your Peeps and Cadbury Eggs, and find the most eggs in your family’s Easter Egg Hunt today!
As Jewish people around the world gather with their loved ones for the Seder be happy they are not singing Matzah Men shirtless like the guys in this video.
Remember don’t be bitter like the herbs.