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Happy Mother’s Day!
May 8th, 2016 under Conan O'Brien, SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

via Conan
To all the wonderful Mothers out there, may today special. May it be filled with homemade breakfasts, lots of kisses and most importantly love. You deserve it because you have the toughest job out there. Today is your day and your kids better show you their appreciation.


Happy April Fool’s Day!
April 1st, 2016 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

April Fool’s Day came early this year because someone convinced teens to step on a banana peel to see if it is slippery and they did. It’s like trying a hoverboard for the first time, but without the exploding battery and heavy price tag.
If you are looking for a simple prank to play on people on my birthday, I mean today, then just give them a banana peel to step on and tell them it is all the rage. Although it is, but still it fun to watch someone fall on their a$$! Right?


Happy Easter!
March 27th, 2016 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

May all of your eggs only be covered with chocolate and not the other brown stuff.
Happy Easter!


Happy St Patrick’s Day!
March 17th, 2016 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

May the luck of the Irish be on your side this St Patrick’s Day.
Remember to drink responsibility or have the Uber and Lyft apps ready to go in case you need a lift home.
BTW I can’t be the only one who watches horror movie versions of the holiday that we are celebrating that day? Can I?


Are you in a funk? Then you need to change your clocks!
March 13th, 2016 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

via High Voltage Kids Ministry
It is that time of year again when we move our clocks an hour ahead and lose an hour of sleep. They say Spring has Sprung, but all I want to do is sprung spring. I don’t know what that means either, but that is because I lost a freaking hour of sleep because it is Spring Forward time.
Why don’t I live in Arizona because there they don’t change their clocks and got just as must shut eye.


Happy Valentine’s Day!
February 14th, 2016 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Happy Valentine’s Day! Hug someone you love today and let them know how you feel about them, whether they are your lover or not.


Happy New Year!
January 1st, 2016 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

May 2016 be a year to remember for only great things!
Happy and healthy New Year!


Merry Christmas!
December 25th, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

May you get everything you want this Christmas! May you also enjoy your time with your family or makeshift family today because that is what this holiday is all about. And Presents!


Happy Hanukkah!!!!!!!!
December 6th, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Happy Hanukkah! May you Hanukkah stocking be filled with Gelt, and not the chocolate kind! Although, the chocolate type is really yummy!


Happy Halloween!
October 31st, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

via Conan
Last year, it was all about Frozen, this year is all about Star Wars. Every time a kid dressed as someone from Star Wars knocks on your door, drink. Halloween will be extra happy for you today since you will be drunk by 7p. Plus, we move the clocks forward, so that means you get an extra hour to sleep. Party on!


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