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Happy Eclipse Day!
August 21st, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

In case you have not heard, today will be the first total solar eclipse of the 21st century. That means you are going to want to go outside and watch as the moon blocks the sun from the earth’s view. If you choose to do that, do it with those special solar glasses or that will be the last thing you see.

If you are too afraid to do that, then do what I will be doing. I will be watching Night of the Comet praying that is just a movie and the same thing does not happen to us. Yes, it was a comet, but it is the same thing because people will be outside looking at the sky with their special glasses. Right?


Happy Independence Day!
July 4th, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: 1 ]

Nothing says America more than watching Cher and Charo sing America from West Side Story. When I think of Americana, that is the epitome of it!

So today as we honor Great Britain’s first Brexit, let everyone know you are proud to be an American as you gobble down the hamburgers and hot dogs and watch the fireworks!

Happy Independence Day!


Happy Father’s Day!
June 18th, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

A post shared by Jerry O'Connell (@mrjerryoc) on

Happy Father’s Day to all the fabulous fathers out there who let their daughters play dress up with them. For playing catch with their sons. For being a chauffeur to the mall when they would rather watch sports. For being our biggest fans when we needed one. For being the strongest hugger when we needed hug. For always being there. And for Jerry O’Connell singing along to Justin Bieber when he would rather belt Prince.


Happy Mother’s Day!
May 14th, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Thank you to all the mothers out there who make the World a better place. For making us laugh when we are sad. For telling us we are the best when we feel our worst. For making us feel better when we are sick. For listening to problems, no matter how stupid they are. For always being there when we need you. And most importantly, just for being you!
Love you!


Happy Easter!
April 16th, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

I know what the true meaning of Easters is all about, but over the years it is all about Peeps and Cadbury Eggs to me.

Therefore, when I saw competition eater Matt Stonie compete in a Peeps eating contest, I knew what the holiday was all about. Just like July 4th is all about him downing hot dogs at Nathan’s, so is Easter with him eating 255 Peeps in 5 minutes. Now, I don’t want to eat a single one of them until next year. Consuming that much sugar just made me sick. I say this as I devour a box mystery flavored Peeps.

Happy Easter!


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