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Happy 420!
April 20th, 2015 under Conan O'Brien, SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


via Conan
What better way to celebrate 4/20 than with the debut of Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard’s new duet about marijuana called It’s All Going to Pot! It should be today’s anthem.
Their album Django and Jimmie will be out on June 2nd, but you can pre-order it now. If you order it today, then you will probably forget you did because you are celebrating correctly. So that means in June, you will get a nice surprise and wonder who your secret admirer is. Don’t tell yourself, but it is you!

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Happy Easter!
April 5th, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


Today as you celebrate Easter, remember all the innocent Peeps that died for their sin of tasting too good not to eat!

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Happy Passover!
April 3rd, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


To all those who celebrate Passover, have a happy Passover. May you be the one to find the Matzo during the Seder and get a nice cash reward!
To those of you who don’t, watch Passover Funk from Aish to learn about it!

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Happy April Fool’s Day!
April 1st, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


John Oliver has taken a lot of stands on his HBO show Last Week Tonight and this week he took a stance against April Fool’s Day.
As someone who is born on April Fool’s Day, I agree with him. I am sick of presents with nothing in them, empty cake boxes and that explains so much from people when they learn today is my birthday. April the first is a day like any other and we need to stop acting like it is OK to act like a fool to your friends, co-workers and loved ones on this day of the year.
Enough is enough!
Who am I kidding? Because I was born on April Fool’s Day, I am a great prankster. So let’s make people’s lives hell today as it is always intended to be this the first day of April.
Oh and what did you buy me???

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Happy Valentine’s Day!
February 14th, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


If you have a lover, treat them special. If you don’t, treat yourself special and go see Fifty Shades of Grey!
Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Happy 2015!
January 1st, 2015 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


May 2015 only bring you happiness, health and Hooverboards!

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Merry Christmas!
December 24th, 2014 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


Merry Christmas to you and yours. May Santa bring you everything you want and so much more. More importantly, may you survive the holiday with your family. Especially those members that you love as much as fruit cake. And if they are really are getting on your nerves, just have an extra glass of Egg Nog, go extra heavy on the Nog! They will be bearable before you know it.

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Happy Chanukah!
December 16th, 2014 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


Happy Chanukah to all of my readers who celebrate it. May you get at least one expensive gift all eight nights of the holiday.
To those who don’t know what Chanukah is, I think that Six13 gave a pretty good explanation of it in their song above.

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Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27th, 2014 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


Happy Thanksgiving! May you get through the day without wanting to yell at someone you love and that your clothes still fit you when it is time to go home.

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Vote!
November 4th, 2014 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


Dear Americans,
Today is your day to vote. I don’t care how and who you vote for, I just care that you honor your right to vote and do it.
If you don’t vote, then don’t complain when you are not happy about the way things are going. You can make a difference, but only if you let your voice be heard by the people we elected to make a difference. If you aren’t happy with those people, then vote against them. If you are happy with them, then reelect them. Just vote!
Signed, the woman who moved and was too lazy to deal with the stuff I had to do to register in my district. So I will not be talking politics until I register to vote again.
And it is good thing I am not voting because, I would totally vote for that guy featured in that fake Jimmy Kimmel Live ad because I liked his ad.

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