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Andy Samberg is OK with his Dick in a Box, but not on the internet
August 17th, 2016 under Saturday Night Live. [ Comments: none ]

Andy Samberg sat down with Playboy and they wanted to know if he would ever take his dick out of the box for a movie or a TV show. He told them, “I don’t think I’d ever do it, because of the internet. Once you show your dick, that’s the first image that comes up on Google for the rest of your life. I don’t want my dick on the internet.” Too bad because I wanted to see if it is the gift that keeps on giving or if it is something I would return.
Something he can’t return is how he lost his virginity. The Brooklyn Nine-Nine star revealed how it happened, “I believe, 16 or 17. It was at summer camp. I was on the junior staff and she was girls’ head counselor. She was 24. She could tell I probably was a virgin. I was flirty; there was a friendship and a playful thing between us, but I didn’t really think it would ever be real because of the age difference. I think she just decided for me.” Then he added, “It was only once. I wouldn’t say I was good, but it was great for me.”
Before he got it on with that older lady, there was another older woman that he bopped for. That woman is She Bops’ singer Cyndi Lauper. He said that when he was kid, he would listen to her first album She’s So Unusual all the time and he is still “enamored” with her until this day. He has never met the singer, but he told their mutual friend, Pee Wee Herman, that he is in love with her. Yet Paul Reubens has not introduced the two of them.
I wonder if they ever met, what he would give her? What could it be? Could it be a Dick in a Box? And would she bop to it?


A tale of two Bernie Sanders or Larry Davids!
February 7th, 2016 under Politics, Saturday Night Live. [ Comments: none ]

Larry David was the host on Saturday Night Live yesterday, so of course Democratic Presidential Candidate Bernie Sanders also appeared on the show. While the sketch wasn’t that funny, it was hysterical to see the two of them together. Now that we have, I still don’t know who was who. Can you tell the difference between the politician and the comedian?
Maybe this other bit from the show yesterday where David played Sanders can help you out or maybe it will make it worse?


Will Forte only shaved the right half of his face and head!
January 16th, 2016 under Bad Hair, Saturday Night Live, Will Forte. [ Comments: 1 ]

via Seth Meyers
Will Forte’s Fox sitcom Last Man on Earth should really be called Last Scruffy Man on Earth, but that has all changed. The former-SNLer shaved off a half of that scruff. As in the right side of his hair and beard along with his right eyebrow. Why did he do it? He didn’t say, but you have to wonder if it is for a role? Or maybe that is his way of saying that his show will not be back for a third season, so he is cleansing himself of Phil Miller? But then again his hair grows really fast, so he could be back to his hairy self to film the next episode.
BTW put your hand over half of his face to see how different he looks with hair and without it. Crazy, right?


Why you need you take Adele’s 25 to your Thanksgiving meal?
November 22nd, 2015 under Adele, Saturday Night Live. [ Comments: none ]

Many of us dread Thanksgiving dinner because you never know when your family is going to fight. How do you prevent that? You can’t, but Saturday Night Live showed us you can control the situation. Just play Adele’s 25 and everyone will be getting along as long as the music playing. So do everything in your power to make sure it doesn’t stop or the war will restart all over again. And you don’t want that happen because there are some really sharp knives at the table.


Stop the presses, Donald Trump picked up the broom!
November 9th, 2015 under Donald Trump, Saturday Night Live. [ Comments: none ]

As you know by now, Donald Trump’s appearance on Saturday Night Live was a HUGE dud. Unfortunately for the people who sat through that painful 90 minutes, the funniest part came after the show ended. The Republican Presidential Candidate picked up a broom and started to sweep away the confetti that fell at the end of the show. How much sweeping did he do? I am sure he put it down a soon as the photo-op was over. Either that or he put it between his legs and rode it home to Trump Tower. I am leaning to towards the latter.


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