Maybe it is me, but I confuse those Saturday Night Live stars all the time. Mostly because I don’t watch the show, but then again people Seth Meyers, Andy Samberg and Taran Killam all kind of look alike.
Then there is Dana Carvey and David Spade, who not only look alike they did really bad spinoff movies from the NBC variety show in the ’90a. Therefore, it makes it hard for someone like me to tell them apart and I think they are the same person. Thanks to Chris Rock photographing the two of them together, I can now tell that they are two different people. I think?
Saturday Night Live tapes right by Late Night and when Seth Meyers isn’t doing his show security is lax on the set. Since Bobby Moynihan and Taran Killam knew they were going to be on the show, they decided to break in and record a little something for their old friend. It started off innocently enough, butt it didn’t end that way. That’s because they rubbed their naked a$$es all over his desk. An image we won’t ever stopped seeing and a smell he won’t soon forget.
Before Rachel Bloom was the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, she did a crazy Katherine Hepburn auditioning for Space Jam to land a spot on Saturday Night Live. What was SNL thinking by not hiring the 25 year old back in 2012?
Andy Samberg sat down with Playboy and they wanted to know if he would ever take his dick out of the box for a movie or a TV show. He told them, “I don’t think I’d ever do it, because of the internet. Once you show your dick, that’s the first image that comes up on Google for the rest of your life. I don’t want my dick on the internet.” Too bad because I wanted to see if it is the gift that keeps on giving or if it is something I would return.
Something he can’t return is how he lost his virginity. The Brooklyn Nine-Nine star revealed how it happened, “I believe, 16 or 17. It was at summer camp. I was on the junior staff and she was girls’ head counselor. She was 24. She could tell I probably was a virgin. I was flirty; there was a friendship and a playful thing between us, but I didn’t really think it would ever be real because of the age difference. I think she just decided for me.” Then he added, “It was only once. I wouldn’t say I was good, but it was great for me.”
Before he got it on with that older lady, there was another older woman that he bopped for. That woman is She Bops’ singer Cyndi Lauper. He said that when he was kid, he would listen to her first album She’s So Unusual all the time and he is still “enamored” with her until this day. He has never met the singer, but he told their mutual friend, Pee Wee Herman, that he is in love with her. Yet Paul Reubens has not introduced the two of them.
I wonder if they ever met, what he would give her? What could it be? Could it be a Dick in a Box? And would she bop to it?
Larry David was the host on Saturday Night Live yesterday, so of course Democratic Presidential Candidate Bernie Sanders also appeared on the show. While the sketch wasn’t that funny, it was hysterical to see the two of them together. Now that we have, I still don’t know who was who. Can you tell the difference between the politician and the comedian?
Maybe this other bit from the show yesterday where David played Sanders can help you out or maybe it will make it worse?