We know Ke$ha will try almost anything and tonight at 11p on her MTV show Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life she will drink her own piss. When her best friend tells her that her mom has a friend who drinks her own urine every day, the singer decides to try it out. So while her friends and her brother are in the van, she goes to the bathroom in a large water bottle. After a quick sniff, she gets ready to down the pee but before we get to see her do it in this sneak peek the video goes to black.
Now the question is do you really want to see her drink it? Yes some say it is actually healthy for you, but it still gross. Something I don’t want to see, but yet like a car accident I won’t be able to look away from it.
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A few weeks ago Gwyneth Paltrow walked the Iron Man 3 red carpet in dress that revealed so much she can’t stop talking about her hairy private part. Well yesterday at the Billboard Music Awards Ke$ha wore a dress that is just as revealing and she showed Gwyneth how it is supposed to be done. Tik Tok Paltrow your 22 year old stripper butt’s time is running out.
Ke$ha was on Conan O’Brien’s show yesterday and the TBS host asked her what’s her process on writing new songs. At first she said the boring things like they come to her in a dream or she’ll just write them down on her phone or her hand. But then she shared with him that she has a new technique she came up with to write some of the music for her new album and it is something I am sure people will pay the big bucks to see done. She said, “It started as a joke, but then it has seriously produced some of my favorite songs on my new record.” Then she explained it, “What I do is I turn off all of the lights, I walk over to the piano and I gently lower myself. My boobs!” Conan responds by saying, “Your breasts?” And she elaborates with, “Yeah my t!ties.” Which he set himself him up for! But then she goes into detail how her girls touch the keys and make sweet sweet music bouncing back and forth, tickling the ivories.
Seriously are her breasts the only ones that can make boobiful music? Is that really all that special? I mean mine clap at comedians jokes, if I wear a low enough and tight enough shirt and they tell one that is funny enough for them to applaud for. Actually now they feel kind of ordinary after hearing what hers can do.
But back to her because she also kept us abreast of the meaning behind some her songs. Dinosaurs is about old men (like Conan’s age) hitting on her, Grow a Pair is self explanatory and finally Gold TransAm is about her you know what!
So in short we now know her sexual organs write music or are called a Gold TransAm. Thanks Conan, that is more information than I needed to know about her.
Oh and one last thought about the musical boobs, listen to her new album and see if you figure out which songs they wrote. I’m going with Only Wanna Dance with You, Crazy Kids, Dirty Love and Die Young.
Conan O’Brien has a segment called “If They Melded” where he merges two celebrities faces as one. In this version, he melded John Mayer and Katy Perry’s faces together and it is good thing they are not breeding because they would so not make a good looking kid.
Also in last night’s segment we got to see how much Miley Cyrus looks like her dad Billy Ray Cyrus when the two of them are melded together. She is so his mini-me.
Celebrities hire staff members that are responsible for some pretty strange things, and Ke$ha might top them all. She told Jimmy Kimmel that there is a man that they call Santa, whose real name is Boot, that goes around to make sure she’s “always covered in glitter”. In fact when she gets out of her baby oil and glitter filled bathtub, he makes sure it is all over body evenly. Tough job but somebody has to do it, right?
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We have seen Lady Gaga go out in her just her underwear, but I don’t remember ever seeing her look like she is ready to go to Church in the South before this outfit she wore out in West Hollywood. I have to say, I am not sure which look I like better for her so hopefully she will settle for something in between. Do you like her demented style or her demure one?
Katy Perry Tweeted a picture of her boyfriend John Mayer dressed as Santa. As much as he is trying to be sexy in the photo, it just isn’t doing it for me. He looks more like one of those guys who plays Saint Nick at a department store and then he comes home so drunk that he doesn’t even take off the costume and just plops down where ever he can. You know kind of like Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa.
Do you want to sit on his lap or run away?
First Justin Bieber threw up on stage while performing and now Lady Gaga did the same thing in Barcelona yesterday. She was singing The Edge of Glory and mid-way through the song she lost her dinner. After the show she Tweeted, “Was praying nobody saw but actually its quite a good laugh if u need one! Check out Lady PukeGA doing Swan ‘Vomit’ Lake” Good thing she has a sense of humor about it. And just like Bieber, she went on with the show. You have to respect her for that.
Lady Gaga has a song on Born This Way dedicated to her Hair, so why wouldn’t she honor a good friend’s mother with her prized possession. The singer Tweeted a picture of the hair above nape shaved off and said “I did it for u Terry (Richardson). I’m sorry about ure mommy. She has princess die, but were all princess high.” Before you Little Monsters freak out that she won’t be able to unlock her locks for a while, you can see the hair that wasn’t shaved was up in a ponytail and will hide the temporary bald spot when it cascades down over it.
