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Katy Perry was suspended from school for humping a tree!
April 22nd, 2014 under Jimmy Kimmel, Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live the ABC late night show had Katy Perry and one of her Superfans play a game to see who knows the California Gurl better.
While most of the questions were boring and didn’t reveal much, there was one that caught my attention. Kimmel asked, “In 6th grade, Katy was suspended from school for doing what?” The singer who likes to Roar said, “Humping a tree!” I guess at that age she misinterpreted what her friends were referring to when they said wood and that is why she was humping a tree? Who knew that wood, I mean would, get you suspended from school.
Now when it comes to game, how sad is it that her fan knows her better than she knows herself? I guess all that hair dye is messing her memory? But at least she remembered humping a tree when she was a pre-teen. I won’t even ask if she got a splinter and where? Oh wait, that came later on when she married Russell Brand! Sorry, Russell it just felt like a joke that could work!


Whose new hairdo is a bigger hairdon’t?
April 7th, 2014 under Better than..., Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha, The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]

Katy Perry and Kelly Osbourne change their hair color and style more than we change our underwear, and in the last day both women debuted their new hairdos. The California Girl dyed her Bob “slime green” and the Fashion Police officer shaved the left side of her head. So whose look has you seeing green with envy and which one do you want to shave it all off? I prefer Kelly’s only because you can cover up her hairdon’t faster than Katy can dye hers back to black.


Katy Perry kissed a girl, and she didn’t like kissing Miley Cyrus!
March 5th, 2014 under Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha. [ Comments: none ]

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Recently Katy Perry kissed Miley Cyrus during the latter’s concert, and today she talked about it on Australia’s morning show Sunrise. She said, “She has this one part that is like a Kiss-Cam and I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girly kiss, you know, us girls do. Then she like tried to move her head and go deeper and I pulled away.” Then she explained why, “Gd knows where that tongue has been. We don’t know! That tongue is so infamous!” Can’t say I blame her because the way Miley sticks out her tongue all the time, you sincerely don’t know where it has been. But then again, Katy did have her tongue in John Mayer and Russell Brand’s mouths and we don’t know where those tongues have been either. And I am sure they have been in much worse places than the where Miley’s has been.
I tried to get through the rest of the interview but I couldn’t because Katy was coming off as a stuck up bitch to me. Not only did she go off on Miley, she went off on Mariah Carey by calling her a throwback. The way Katy’s latest album has been doing, she better watch out because she might a throwback soon too.
Seriously, is it just me or did Katy seem a little bitchy during this interview?


Miley Cyrus kissed Katy Perry and she liked it
February 23rd, 2014 under Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha, Miley Cyrus/Metro Station. [ Comments: none ]

Miley Cyrus brought her tour to the LA area yesterday and the celebs came out to see the concert that parents hate. One of those stars was Katy Perry and the California Gurl didn’t stop Hannah Montana when she leaned in for a kiss. By the looks of the Wrecking Ball singer’s face, I think she liked it.
To me this was just another attempt for her to rebel against her squeaky clean Disney image and it is getting quite boring. But not boring enough for me not to post it.


Katy Perry is a Dark Horse
February 20th, 2014 under Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha. [ Comments: none ]

Katy Perry released the music video for her song Dark Horse today and not to be catty but I hated it. The only thing I liked in it was the cute pooch that she sent packing. Other than that her record label spent a lot of money on a sh!tty video, just like they did for Roar.
I don’t know what happened to her since her last album, but I have been majorly disappointed with everything associated with Prism. I am sure I am not alone because this CD hasn’t been doing as well as her last few.
Hopefully she will get back to her roots for her next record because otherwise we will have a new Pop Diva taking over for her.


Katy Perry and John Mayer’s ’70s Christmas special!
December 20th, 2013 under Ellen DeGeneres, John Mayer, Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha. [ Comments: none ]

Did you know that Katy Perry and John Mayer have a Christmas special that aired in the ’70s? Well no one did until Ellen DeGeneres unearthed the lost video and played it on her show today. So watch as she does her best Marie Osmond and he does his best Sonny Bono as they sing Winter Wonderland together. It is cheesier than that cheese log your Aunt from Wisconsin sent you for the holiday, so you know that is pretty cheesy!


Is Lady Gaga’s hair so sick of her that it turned green?
December 17th, 2013 under Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha. [ Comments: none ]

via Terry Richardson
Has Lady Gaga been hanging out with Kermit the Frog so much that she died her hair the same color as his skin? Or are her locks as sick of her schtick as we are and it turned them the color of puke because it is so queasy? Or did she have a dyeing mishap and now it is the color of lime jello instead of blonde? Or did she do that to herself on purpose? I am going with the latter.
Does her new haircolor make you green with envy or so sick you are pale green?


Boy George responds to Lady Gaga being his Karma Chameleon
December 10th, 2013 under Boy George, Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha. [ Comments: none ]

Last week Lady Gaga went out looking a lot like Boy George during his Culture Club days. Well the singer, who’s been doing the wild look since before Gaga was even born, responded to her copying his look. Which seems to answer the question of Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? I say we give him Applause for his response.
Who do you think won this battle Boy or Lady?


Lady Gaga, that’s one way to get you smelling fresh down there!
October 24th, 2013 under Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha. [ Comments: none ]

Lady Gaga Tweeted this photo and said “Happy as my Clam”. Why her clam is so happy, we don’t know. But what we do know is that it is coming up smelling like roses.


Ke$ha talks about the ghost in her vagina
October 15th, 2013 under Jimmy Kimmel, Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha. [ Comments: none ]

Ke$ha was on Jimmy Kimmel Live and the ABC late night host asked her about the premiere of her MTV show My Crazy Beautiful Life. In that episode she finds out she has a ghost in her vagina. Something she says makes sense because she was having a dry spell at the time. That is a different type of ghost, but still makes for a good story to tell on a late night talk show.
I have friends who are paranormal investigators and I am going to ask if that is possible. If it is, then I am going to ask them to conjure me up a spirit! Probably easier to get a guy that way than the traditional way of internet dating.


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