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Lady Gaga breaks her silence about her split from Taylor Kinney
July 20th, 2016 under Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday, the World Wide Web was surprised to find out that Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney called off their engagement. Now, the singer is explaining why they split after dating for 5 years. She said, “Taylor and I have always believed we are soulmates. Just like all couples we have ups and downs, and we have been taking a break. We are both ambitious artists, hoping to work through long-distance and complicated schedules to continue the simple love we have always shared. Please root us on. We’re just like everybody else and we really love each other.”
I am rooting that they can put the Chicago Fire back into their relationship and become a You and I again.


Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney’s love is now a bad romance
July 19th, 2016 under Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha. [ Comments: 1 ]

Even though Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney seemed so much in love, their love affair is sadly over after 5 years. According to TMZ, they split earlier this month but no reason was given for it. I guess the rumors that she asked the Dalai Lama to preform their wedding ceremony were completely wrong.
If they can’t marry the night, then who can?


Has Katy Perry lost her touch?
July 15th, 2016 under Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha. [ Comments: none ]

It has been a while since Katy Perry has released any new music, but that all changed. NBC announced that they have chosen her song Rise as their anthem for the Rio Olympics. The singer who brought us such upbeat, catchy songs like Firework, Last Friday Night and Roar, did not do the same with this new tune. I am already sick of it and I only heard it once.
Is Katy Perry’s Rise to stardom starting to decline? Or maybe she’s hot and now she’s cold.
What do you think of her new song? Will it make you tune in for Summer Games or switch the channel?
I think they should’ve gone with Kelly Clarkson or Lady Gaga, they know how to release an emotional song that gets stuck in your head. That and their voices don’t have to be drowned out by background music.


Lady Gaga has balls to ask the Dalai Lama this…
July 13th, 2016 under Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha. [ Comments: none ]

Two weeks ago, Lady Gaga met up with The Dalai Lama and she asked him to do something for her. Mama Monster wanted to know if the Buddhist leader could officiate her wedding to Taylor Kinney. According to Life & Style, she is moving up the nuptials to the Fall because of his schedule.
Hey, why not? I could never ask one of the highest Religious Leaders in the World to marry me because that takes huge ball. Good for her having a gigantic pair!


Lady Gaga goes gaga over getting her driver’s license!
July 2nd, 2016 under Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha. [ Comments: none ]

While most people get their driver’s license in their teens, Lady Gaga just got hers yesterday at the age of 30. Because of that her reaction shows that she was on the edge of glory! When the instructor told her she passed the road test, she got out of the car and kissed the ground.
Which was completely different than my first test and the a$$hole failed me. Let’s just say the cops were called, but I still say I was in the right. The d!ck wanted to parallel park a little Toyota Corolla behind a massive Lincoln Continental. Tell me that is fair? It isn’t. And since Saturday Night Live filmed a bit with the car that could pass for a boat in my hometown, the police sided with me! Needless to say I passed the next time and that guy was no where in sight!
Back to Gaga! Enjoy driving. Just let us know when you will be doing it in LA, so we can be off the roads!


Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney are a fashion magazine print ad
February 28th, 2016 under Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha. [ Comments: none ]

Lady Gaga took her fiance’ Taylor Kinney to the Oscars and they posed for a photo in the limo on the way there. At least that is when I assuming they took this picture, because it looks an ad for an expensive watch or gin that you would see in GQ or Vanity Fair. Doesn’t it?


BTWF roles: Kesha in F.A.R.T. the Movie #FreeKesha
February 22nd, 2016 under Before They Were Famous, Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha. [ Comments: none ]

Before Kesha sang her hit Blow, she really knew how to make it blow out her butt in F.A.R.T. the Movie. How awwwwdorable was the 3 year old stinker (literally) in that 1991 movie?


One of Lady Gaga’s strangest looks yet!
November 30th, 2015 under Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha. [ Comments: none ]

As we know Lady Gaga was not born that way as a natural blonde, so her hair needs to be touched up every now and again. Today she shared a photo of herself getting her roots and eyebrows done and she looks just like Albert Einstein.
Personally, I think she should try her hair color as a warm caramel, to me she looks better as a brunette. How do you like Mother Monster’s hair?


Katy Perry spanked by Madonna and she liked it
October 28th, 2015 under Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha, Madonna. [ Comments: 4 ]

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Taylor Swift has her squad that joins her on stage at concerts and Madonna wants you to know she has one too. She introduced one of the members and it is Katy Perry. Even though the California Gurl didn’t want to go on stage, she knew better than to say no to Madonna. Even though she said yes, Madonna still spanked her a$$ and then dry doggy styled her. And it looks like she liked it.
To me this is just a desperate cry for attention on both of their parts. I mean when was the last time we truly focused on them for their music and not the things they did to get press? Probably when they both had their Superbowl performances. Both of which were major let downs.
Time for them to get back to the music because if not people like Taylor Swift and Adele will continue reigning supreme over them while they continue their desperate attempts to keep themselves current.


Lady Gaga has seen better days
October 7th, 2015 under American Horror Story, Better Days, Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha. [ Comments: none ]

Lady Gaga shared a photo of herself topless in fishnets covered in blood and I think we can all agree that she has seen better days. For her, that is saying a lot because she is the master of disguise.
So why does she look that way? She was on a break from filming American Horror Story: Hotel and wanted to let you know that the show is debuting on FX tonight at 10p. So make sure to watch or you will be her next victim.


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