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Sacha Baron Cohen is in Cannes to promote his latest unfunny movie The Dictator and it doesn’t look like it will be smooth sailing for him. He took George Clooney’s ex Elisabetta Canalis on a boat ride, and it ended it as good for her as it did when she broke up with the Oscar winner. Instead of leaving the way she came on the boat, the Dancing with the Stars “star” was thrown overboard in a black plastic bag after laughing at his tiny pen!s. I mean you can’t blame her, it just seems that men with small dicks make up for it by being big ones. And after seeing Borat and Bruno, I think his little Dictator is the only funny thing about him.
Before Sacha Baron Cohen was torturing unsuspecting people in his movies like Borat, he was torturing people knowingly on Pump TV. I totally didn’t recognize the 24 year old actor in that 1995 game show.
The trailer for The Dictator is out, and I am hoping the film makes like Saddam Hussein, Kadafi and Osama bin Laden and dies a slow painful death. Maybe I am still not over that dick twirling scene in Bruno, but I seriously wish Sacha Baron Cohen would stop making unfunny and hate filled movies.
Dang what is happening to me, I used to like movies like that, but he destroyed that for me. Dang you Borat, Bruno and The DickHater.
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Did Sacha Baron Cohen finally get a job fitting of his movies like Bruno and Borat? You know working with trash. Sadly nope it is just him taking out the garbage for his latest trashy film The Dictator or as I like to call it The DicKtator.
Seriously am I the only who is still emotionally scarred from Bruno? I still have terrifying flashbacks from that scene where the d!ck goes around and around.
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Many people have wanted to see Sacha Baron Cohen go down face first and eat some dirt and now thanks to his latest movie The Dictator we will. Sadly they put some padding down, so he didn’t really get hurt.
Will I see his new movie? Nope because you know the expression “fool you once shame on you, fool you twice shame on me?” well that is I fell after seeing Borat and Bruno. Now images from Bruno that I thought I finally got out of my head are back. If you saw the movie, you know which one is really going around and around and around in my head.
Back in 2002 when Isla Fisher first started dating Sasha Baron Cohen, she was mistake for his daughter according to Bang Showbiz.
“My first Hollywood party was awesome. It was for the director Sofia Coppola and was just walk-to-wall with shiny, fabulous people.
“I came to the front door with Sacha, and the hostess goes, ‘Sacha, you go through to this room and you come with me.’
“And she grabs my hand and takes me to this room filled with 12 year olds – not even 15 year olds! – and goes, ‘Sit here. Would you like a drink?’ So I go, ‘Can I have a glass of wine?’ and she goes, ‘No, you cannot.’ She thought I was Sacha’s daughter, basically.”
It is a compliment to get proofed when you are over 21, but I don’t know what it is when you get sent to the kids’ VIP section.
Before Isla Fisher was married to Sacha Baron Cohen aka Borat aka Bruno a man I think can be a pig, she thought her brother was a pig on Paradise Beach. She looks exactly the same now as she did when she was 17 on that 1993 episode!
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Isla Fisher took her awwwdorable daughter to dance lessons, but the 2 and a half year old wasn’t too happy about it at first. That was until her mom gave her comforting kiss on her cheek and look how happy she got. Just like Olive gave the paps, I am giving her a thumbs up for absolute cuteness!!!
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Isla Fisher’s daughter Olive with Sacha Baron Cohen isn’t even two and a half years old and she is almost as big as her mom. At this rate by the time she is 5 years old she will be as big as her if not taller. I guess when the father of your baby is over a foot taller than you, it should be expected that his baby will take after him.
BTW how awwwdorable is that picture of Olive kissing her mom?
Isla Fisher finally got a wedding of her own and it was crashed by her baby daddy Sacha Baron Cohen. According to Australia’s Woman’s Day Borat and his Shopaholic tied the knot in Paris last Monday in a very intimate traditional Jewish wedding that was only attended by their family including their two year old daughter Olive. The two broke the news to their friends via an e-mail, “We did it – we’re married! It was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much. I thought of you as everything was happening, but Sacha and I wanted no fuss – just us!”
I think it is great that they had such small wedding in such a romantic place. Hopefully it will last because they seem like such a cute couple even though he can be so outrageous!
