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Kim Kardashian wants you to look at her choker
April 23rd, 2016 under Kanye West, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Kim Kardashian shared a photo of Kanye West and her going to a friend’s wedding and said, “My cutie.” No one is looking at him because they are too busy looking at her cuties.
If you stop staring at her chest for a second to look at his, then you will wonder why can’t he wear a tie. A man in a suit looks better with one. Don’t you agree?


Is Kanye West the new OJ Simpson?
March 17th, 2016 under Kanye West. [ Comments: none ]

Funny or Die took some scenes from American Crime Story: The People vs OJ Simpson and edited in videos of Kanye West being Kanye West. What happens next is so brilliant you will want to watch this mashup over and over again?
It is so scary how perfectly it works. It’s like FX should skip doing Katrina next season and do Yeezus instead. I would watch every week, wouldn’t you?
And just think, Kim Kardashian is the common thread to both… That is more mind blowing than the spoof.


Kanye West almost looks as peaceful as his son
February 22nd, 2016 under Kanye West, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Even though the Kardashians can’t wait to be on camera every day, Saint West had to wait three whole months before we got to see what his face looks like. Which is surprising because he is so cute. Just like his dad Kanye West, but only when he is sleeping.
Yesterday, Kim Kardashian, her husband and North West went baby shopping with Chrissy Teigen and John Legend, and the father and daughter fell asleep in a model nursery room. If Ye was like that more often maybe we would like him. But the second he opens his mouth and eyes, it is a different story for us. Then he is more like his son when he is having a crying tantrum in the middle of the night and you don’t know what the baby wants.


Deadpool shows Kanye West how it’s done!
February 20th, 2016 under Kanye West, Ryan Reynolds. [ Comments: none ]

A group of people really want Deadpool to host Saturday Night Live, so much so they created a petition.
Today, Ryan Reynolds took to Twitter to explain to them why he can’t. Let’s just say he once had a rant like Kanye West’s and it is 100% better than Ye’s.
So sit back and listen to it before Mr Kim Kardashian thinks you are Taylor Swift and cuts off the video.


The most depressing family photo
February 11th, 2016 under Kanye West, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

The Kardashians trekked all the way to NYC to support their sister Kim Kadashian‘s husband Kanye West’s album listening party/fashion show at Madison Square Garden. As a reward to them, he made them wear his clothes and pose in them. They look as thrilled as, well, they look absolutely miserable. Then again if I were surrounded by all of those drab colors, I would be depressed too.
The last time I saw all those colors together like that is when I would drive up to Santa Clarita a few months ago and all the hills were the same color as his clothes because it hadn’t rained in a almost a year. Which means they were covered with inches of mud and dust. Now that it has rained, they are now green and full of life. Maybe Kanye should add some life to his walking dead fashion line.


Is this the Pablo that Kanye West named his album after?
February 11th, 2016 under Kanye West. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since Kanye West announced that the name of his album is The Life of Pablo, people have wanted to know, “Who is Pablo?”
Pablo Schreiber, Pornstache from Orange Is the New Black and the psycho who kidnapped Olivia Benson on Law & Order: SVU, took to Twitter to claim he is that Pablo.
He Tweeted, “I would like to thank @kanyewest for his upcoming album about my life. It’s an amazing collaboration and I’m honored to be a part of it…” Then he added, “First Hip-hop album to detail the experiences of a white kid growing up in rural Canada with a Hispanic name. #LIFEOFPABLO”, “Raw, gritty and unedited. The trials and tribulations of a semi-recognizable actor; from cold readings to craft services. #LIFEOFPABLO”, “Grew up pretty comfortable, Lots of food on the table. Now I go to parent teacher meetings when I’m able. #LIFEOFPABLO #Outtakes” and “All my friends are famous, all my exes are hot. But I still get super paranoid when I smoke pot. #LIFEOFPABLO #RhymesThatYeezyCut”.
After all of that, do you think he is that Pablo? If he is, then his half brother Liev Schriber must be so jealous. No one named an album after him.


Is this the name of Kanye West’s new album?
February 9th, 2016 under Kanye West. [ Comments: none ]

Kanye West changes the name of his upcoming album as often as he changes his underwear, so we have no idea what it is really going to be called.
Today, he Tweeted, “BILL COSBY INNOCENT !!!!!!!!!!,” and I am assuming that’s the title he is going with now. I mean, who actually thinks he isn’t guilty?
But then again, this is the man who thinks his new album is the greatest one of all time before it is even released. I think Michael Jackson’s Thriller won’t be thrilled with that assessment or The Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band or Bruce Springsteen’s Born in the USA or Whitney Houston’s self titled album. Should I go on? Nevermind by Nirvana.


Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have made their son a Saint
December 7th, 2015 under Kanye West, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Two days after Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s second child graced us all with his presence, the proud parents released the name of their holy child. They named their son Saint because they are that full of themselves. Did we expect any less from them? I mean, his cousin’s name is Reign. Those poor boys.


Kim Kardashian gave birth to South East
December 5th, 2015 under Kanye West, The Kardashians. [ Comments: 1 ]

Kim Kardashian can stop complaining about being pregnant because she announced on her site that she gave birth to her son this morning. As of now Kanye West and her baby boy does not have a name, but I am sure he will have one soon. One we will most likeky laugh at like we did North.


Taylor Swift wants to be Kanye West’s running mate in 2020?
September 4th, 2015 under Kanye West, Taylor Swift. [ Comments: 1 ]

On Sunday night at the VMAs, Kanye West declared he will be running for President in 2020. Today, after receiving white roses in a box shape from him, Taylor Swift hinted she would like to be his running mate. The singer hastagged, “#KanTay2020” in her thank you Tweet to him.
So will he pick her to be his VP in 4 years? If he is smart he will, but since he’s Kanye he won’t. Chances are he’ll be the VP to his real candidate of choice Beyonce.
Now back to Taylor, I have some bad news for her. She will not be old enough to run with him in 2020. You have to be 35 to run for that office and she will only be 30 in 5 years. So the earliest she could be his Vice President will be 2028, do you think he can wait 13 years for her to be his #2? Will we even care about them in 13 years?


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