So I did not watch the MTV VMAs because I am sick of looking at Miley Cyrus’ nearly naked body and I knew they were going to suck. Well, Justin Bieber shared the only thing that was worth watching from Sunday night’s Awards show on Instagram. While the Beebs was pouring out his heart on stage, Kanye West was getting down to What Do You Mean?. He was dancing like no one was watching, but the cameras caught him moving like Taylor Swift. Even she was like Kanye, I am going to stop you right there before you embarrass yourself. But it was too late and the 2020 Presidential candidate proved he can’t dance. Lucky for him, we’ve learned from several past Presidents, that is not a requirement.
You know how most people look peaceful when they sleep? Well not Kanye West. He looks just as mean as when he is awake. Which I guess seem fitting.
Now, when it comes to his wife Kim Kardashian, she needs to stop sticking out her tongue in photos. She looks so stupid. Who told her it looks good? If she keeps doing it, then I will picture her putting it on a pole on an ice cold day.
Yesterday, was Father’s Day and Kim Kardashian shared a photo of her husband, Kanye West, reading to their daughter. That tender moment almost makes me think he isn’t all bad. Then, I just imagined that it was just photo-op for the holiday because that is just how the Kardashians work. Right?
Oh and Kim also confirmed that North West is going to have a baby brother by Christmas.
Kim Kardashian shared some photos from her daughter’s Baptism in Israel.
The first thing I thought of when I saw the closer-up photo, is that it looks like one of tacky renditions of Mary you would find in a downtown flea market somewhere. You know the type of place that sells black velvet Last Supper paintings that light up. Have you seen those?
Then I looked at the photo with Kanye West in a white shirt and pants next to everyone and everything in color and it was like the perfect picture for his Yeezus complex. I wouldn’t be surprised if they hired a painter to paint these photos and hang them up over their fireplace.
Kim Kardashian posted a photo of herself with Kanye West strapped down in a blindfold, so are they into doing kinky things in the bedroom? We don’t know for sure because that was just her taking him to his birthday surprise at Staples Center.
President Barack Obama was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host had him read some Mean Tweets that were written about him.
Missing from those Tweets was Kanye West, but come the next edition he might be part of it. Why? When Kimmel asked him if it is true that the President called Mr Kim Kardashian on his home phone, Obama said, “I’ve met Kanye twice. The first time when I was a Senator. He was with his mom and he’d just gotten big. He was from Chicago. They wanted to meet. He was very soft spoken, very gracious.” Kimmel interrupted him and said, “That sounds like him.” To which the President responded with, “He was a young guy. He hadn’t quite come into his own.”
Then the Commander-in-Chief went back to answering the question, “About six months ago, he came to an event. Look, I love his music. He’s incredibly creative. I don’t think I have his home number.”
Kanye is not going to like that the President of the United States called him out for lying. How much so? We will just have to tune into JKL next Friday, when the rapper is a guest on the show from Austin, Tx.
If you missed President Obama reading Mean Tweets, then click here!
It seems like Kanye West married the wrong woman because he has defended Beyonce’s honor more than he has his own wife Kim Kardashian.
Yesterday, at the Grammys when Beck beat out Beyonce for Album of the Year, Kanye went onto to the stage about to do the same thing he did when Taylor Swift beat her out. Then, just as he was about to do it again, he stopped himself and jumped off the stage. People thought he was joking around, but he told E! afterwards he was serious.
He told his sister-in-law Khloe Kardashin and E!’s after party:
The best part of his rant (which I can’t share with you because E! makes embedding their video so hard) is that Khloe eggs him on. I wonder if she is doing that to be supportive or to get rid of him? I am hoping the latter! When it comes to Kim, her face says it all. When it comes to Beyonce, this album was far from her best work and didn’t deserve the Grammy for it. When it comes to Beck, who even knew he had a new album out and was recording new music?
Forgetting about all of that, Beck handled almost being Kanye’d brilliantly. In fact, his response during a post-show interview with Access Hollywood is admirable. He said, “I was excited. I was disappointed that he walked off away because it was a tease. It’s like come on; I want a Kanye moment here.” Then he added, “I wish he stayed.”
But he didnâ€™t, I guess Kim is having an effect of her husband. Which kind of bums Beck and me out because I wanted to see him be the dick we have seen him be in the past. If the Grammys gave out a Dick of the Year Award, I think he would win every year.
What do you think of what Kanye did to Beck?
Before Kanye West was giving long speeches in front of thousands of people in arenas all over the world, he was reading a poem in front of 10s of people at John H. Vanderpoel Elementary. He is just as full of himself now as he was when he was 12 years old in 1990.
Kim Kardashian and her husband, Kanye West went skiing and the couple, who have last longer than 77 days, bundled up for the cold. Since we can’t see their faces, I say it is the best I have ever seen them look.
Kim Kardashian Instgrammed this photo of Kanye West and her making out in elevator. And in an instant the desire I had to do it in a lift, after reading Fifty Shades of Grey, is completely gone. They tainted what was supposed to be a beautiful moment.
Now, I am wondering what places they haven’t christened yet. You know, so I can know what places I can still fantasize about having sex in.