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Donnie Wahlberg pen!s isn’t the beautiful body part he has
October 24th, 2014 under NKOTB. [ Comments: none ]

On Wednesday night, Jenny McCarthy told the world on Watch What Happens Live that her husband, Donnie Wahlberg, has the most beautiful pen!s and it fits perfectly inside of her. And people were horrified that she was that open about it.
Well the good husband came to her defense on Twitter today and declared, “My feet are beautiful, and they fit inside my shoes perfectly.” Then he added, “Would one actually consider that a “detailed description” of a pair of feet?”
Donnie, I get that you want to defend your wife, but there is a big difference between your feet and your pen!s. Which one would you post a picture of on Twitter and which one would you not? If you post a picture of your pee pee, than the Block Heads will be very happy. And your declaration would be believable.

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Jenny McCarthy says Donnie Wahlberg has ‘the most beautiful pen!s’
October 23rd, 2014 under Bravo, NKOTB. [ Comments: none ]


Jenny McCarthy was on Watch What Happens Live yesterday and a viewer asked her how has sex changed since she got married to Donnie Wahlberg. She boasted, “Without a doubt, it gets better every single time I make love to him. First of all, he has the most beautiful penis I’ve ever seen in my life. But you know what it is, he knows how to [use it].” Then she explained how his new kid has the right stuff for her vajayjay. She said, “The size is perfect. I can’t get too descriptive. But, you know what I mean! It fits my vagina perfectly and hits the spots right.” In other words, we are all thinking he must have a big fat one to satisfy her.
And it is more than we ever need to know about the Blue Bloods’ star. I don’t know if I should be impressed or grossed out. I am thinking the latter because of the person who told us the TMI.

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Is Nick Carter saying he has Jordan Knight by the balls?
September 1st, 2014 under Backstreet Boys /Aaron Carter, NKOTB. [ Comments: none ]


GMA Instagrammed this photo to promote that Nick Carter and Jordan Knight are going to be on the show tomorrow morning. All I could focus on was the Backstreet Boy’s pose. Tell me, I am not the only one who’s wondering if he’s telling us he has the New Kid on the Block’s by the balls? I mean, why else would he pose like that?

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It’s a nice weekend for 3 white weddings!
September 1st, 2014 under Fall Out Boy/ Ashlee Simpson, NKOTB. [ Comments: none ]


This weekend there was not one, not two, but three celebrity weddings.
Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade decided to make their 5 year union official by getting married in Miami on Saturday.
Then on Sunday, Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross became Mr & Mrs yesterday in Connecticut. The two said I do at his mom, Diana Ross’ home according to Us Weekly. Ashlee’s 5 year old son, Bronx, walked her down the aisle and her sister, Jessica Simpson, served as the Matron of Honor.
Finally, Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarty got married outside of Chicago yesterday, less than 6 months after getting engaged according to People.
I know this will sound awful, but my first thought about these three weddings is which couple will be the first ones to say I don’t. I think it will be Donnie & Jenny, what about you?


Who will get divorced first?

 
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Isn’t the view of Jenny McCarthy without makeup a better one?
August 23rd, 2014 under NKOTB. [ Comments: none ]


Donnie Wahlberg Tweeted a photo of himself doing his best Yoda, but all I could notice is his fiance’ in the background. It took me a few seconds to recognize Jenny McCarthy because she looks so different without makeup. The recently fired TV host looks so much better. She even looks likeable to me and I never see her that way. What do you think?

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Caption Joey McIntyre!
March 5th, 2014 under Caption the Celeb, NKOTB. [ Comments: none ]


This picture of Joey McIntyre has Caption Me written all over it, so go ahead and do it.

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Wahlburgers is wicked good!
January 22nd, 2014 under A&E, Marky Mark, NKOTB. [ Comments: none ]


We know who Donnie Wahlberg and his younger brother, Mark are. Well tonight at 10:30p, we will get to know their mother, Alma, and their old brother, Paul, who owns Wahlburgers.
Wahlburgers, is a successful restaurant in Boston that Paul manages and his brothers help fund. Their mother, Alma, helps to run Alma Nove, Paul’s other restaurant, which is less than a block from the burger joint. Paul goes back and forth between the two and his mother is worried it is too much for her son. She decides to get him a assistant and he hires her because he knows not to defy his mom.
Especially if he wants to remain her favorite. Although she tells Donnie and Mark that they are her favorite too. I enjoy this part of the show because it is so sweet. No matter how old, rich or famous they get, they still act like the little boys they were in Dorchester trying to win their mom’s affection over from their brothers.
While the show is mostly about Wahlburgers, it’s also about getting to know The Wahlbergs. They are much different than the tough guys we see them play and because of that you will adore this show and them a little more.
Wahlburgers is one of the rare reality shows that actually gets it right, but then again with Donnie and Mark’s producing track records, it would be hard for them to mess it up!
The only negative, is there is not enough Nacho on the show for my likings.
Tune in tonight and every Wednesday, so you can get to know a different side of The Wahlbergs on Wahlburgers.

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Is this Donnie Wahlberg’s audition tape for Fifty Shades of Grey?
October 17th, 2013 under NKOTB. [ Comments: none ]


A week and a half ago Donnie Wahlberg posted a video on Vine of his a$$ breaking a wooden board. Well even though he had problems sitting the next day, he decided to try it again with a bigger board. And his butt was just as successful.
Now you have to wonder why he would do this again. What has happened since he posted the last video? I know, Charlie Hunnam dropped out of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. So I am wondering if this is the Blue Bloods star’s attempt to show the producers that he would be the perfect choice to play the sex-crazed blue blood? I mean after all the New Kid on the Block has the right hair color and the body for the part. And I wouldn’t mind him spanking me, I mean watching him spank Ana Steele.
BTW I can’t believe I thought his Kardashian sized butt was real in the first video. Turns out it is padding to protect his a$$et. Not that that is a bad thing.

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Donnie Wahlberg didn’t get good vibrations from this bathroom meeting
October 14th, 2013 under NKOTB. [ Comments: 1 ]


Donnie Wahlberg will go anywhere to make the perfect Vine video and the latest location was the little boy’s room. The New Kid on the Block stood next to someone who recognized him. Well maybe not him exactly but being mistaken for younger brother is close enough. Granted if it were me, I probably would’ve said Marky Mark instead of Mark Wahlberg. True story, I called the Calvin Klein model, Marky Mark when I met and he wasn’t exactly happy I did. Whoops.

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Donnie Wahlberg’s a$$ can break boards in half!
October 7th, 2013 under NKOTB. [ Comments: 1 ]


Donnie Wahlberg wanted to show the crew on Blue Bloods how tight his a$$ is, so he asked one of them to go all Christian Grey on him. In other words, they took a board and spanked his butt to see if it would break. By the looks of it, the wood wasn’t the only thing that broke.
That’s because the next day he Tweeted, “Woke up this morning unable to sit down. Then I remembered the vine! I guess the delirium of finishing a 20 hour work day had worn off. 😩” Although he did add, “Besides, The Marshmallow (proper noun) comes insulated, reinforced, double stuffed, triple paned & has a lifetime guarantee! #JLoMinajified” I never realized how much junk he has in the trunk until the video and hopefully it didn’t flatten out any after his bum became a blue blooded butt!
BTW if you think you learned his lesson about making Vines after this, you would be wrong. Cause just like a Timex watch, he takes a licking and keeps on ticking. And boy did he take a licking!
Finally I love the way that instead of helping Danny Reagan up, they all laughed at him. Just like I did, but then again I am sadist who loves to see people in pain.

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