Melissa Joan Hart has a new autobiography out and she is trying to make herself sound like she is actually a bad girl. When in reality we know that she is so boring.
Her latest attempt to make herself sound exciting was on Arsenio Hall’s talk show. She told him that for her anniversary, she bought her husband a vibrator. She put the happy stick in her carry on bag and when she was going through security, they wondered what it was. So she told the poor guy, it was a vibrator. Then she told the late night host that she was upset that no one was there to capture the embarrassing moment. Here is why no one was there, it’s because she made an exciting story, so boring. It was such a yawner, you have to wonder how dull she is when her husband used that sex toy on her.
Melissa Joan Hart is on Bethenny tomorrow and the daytime talk show host asked Sabrina about the boys she kissed when she was a teenage witch. Those hunks that swapped spit with her were James Van Der Beek, Jerry O’Connell, Ryan Reynolds, Nick Carter and Adrian Grenier and she pretty much said that all of them weren’t good kissers. Personally, I bet they weren’t the problem. She seems like such a wet fish to me and because of that she must be awful to kiss. Well that and I think she comes off as such an uptight bitch. I used to like her, but now I can’t stand her. To me she has such a holier than thou type complex and that turns me off to her and her ABC Family show. I just don’t see her as likable and that is the key element to any sitcom.
So James, Jerry and Ryan, I totally have your backs on this one! I am sure any girl, but her, is lucky to be kissed by you.
Melissa Joan Hart was on Chelsea Lately yesterday and she told Ross Matthews about one of the stories in her book Melissa Tells All. Back when she was 19 and Ryan Reynolds was 17, they did a movie together called Sabrina the Teenage Witch. When they were done filming, he bought her a little present. When she opened the box, it was a Bulova watch. Since he already left the room, she ran after him to thank him. And she thanked him by making out with him.
I have been looking for a reason to dump him off of my To Do list and that was it. I could handle the bad movies, I tolerated his marriages; but that was the final nail in his coffin to my heart. That bubble butt could only carry him so far and this was it.
In case you forgot what the two of them were like in that movie, here is a scene from it.
Melissa Joan Hart gave birth to her third son yesterday with Mark Wilkerson. According to People Sabrina the Teenage Witch’s sorcerer came into the world weighing 8 lbs., 5 oz.. Tucker, who doesn’t have a middle name yet, has two older brothers Braydon, 4, and Mason, 6½.
The proud mama Tweeted this about her newest addition, “Baby boy Tucker has finally arrived! We waited all year to meet this lil man&we could not be more excited & relieved that he is in our arms!”
No word when he will make his debut in People, but I am sure it will be very soon.
Melissa Joan Hart and her husband Mark Wilkerson are expecting their third child. The actress Tweeted the above picture and said, “(Early) Happy Birthday to me! And baby makes 3!” Technically baby makes 5, but we know what she meant.
The couple do make cute kids because how awwwdorable 6 year old Mason and 4 year old Mason?
No word if her pregnancy will be written into her ABC Family show Melissa & Joey or when she is due.
Melissa Joan Hart’s career was revived/saved thanks to Dancing with the Stars and the actress took the Twitter to complain about something about the show yesterday. Sabrina the Teenage Bitch, I mean Witch (it was an innocent typo) said “I get a little peeved seeing people on Dancing With the Stars with kids in the audience.I wasn’t allowed to have my kids watch me dance!WTF!” I can understand that that might upset her because Nancy Grace’s twins (the one that are not in dress) and Coco Arquette get to watch their parents and she didn’t get to have her boys at the show; but she should keep that thought to herself. Because after all if it wasn’t for DWTS she would be at home with her two boys and not working on an ABC Family sitcom with Joey Lawrence. He also had his career revived/saved because of DWTS, but unlike her he has never sad a bad word about it and is only thankful for it!
Maybe if she was more grateful for how her career has turned out for the better in the last two years since she put on her dancing shows, people like Jimmy Kimmel wouldn’t have the obvious zingers to say to her! That joke will never get old, it is so 1996, two years ago, today and tomorrow!!!
Melissa Joan has been married for 8 years, but by the way she is grabbing Judy Gold’s breast and not letting go, I wonder if she has something to tell us? I am sure when Clarissa Explains it All, it will be something boring like two old friends having some fun for the audience. But for a second it was fun to think that Judy worked her spell on Sabrina the Teenage Witch!
Before Melissa Joan Hart was talking to her cat on Sabrina the Teenage Witch, she was talking three cartoon characters for Rice Krispies. How awwwwdorable is the 8 year old actress in that 1984 commercial?
Melissa Joan Hart and Adrian Grenier were reunited at the Sony Flagship Concept Los Angeles store opening and they no longer look like either will say to the oher one you Drive Me Crazy….well not in bad way at least. Can you believe their movie came out 11 years ago because the 34 year olds look just as good as they did when the movie came out in 1999.
Melissa Joan Hart took her two boys Mason, 4 and Brady, 2 and to the mall and Tweeted the above picture and said, “My boys at the mall mocking mommy…” I was at The Grove on Saturday with my friend and we mocked the same poster, but in a very different way!
BTW how awwwdorable are her two little toddlers trying to recreate that poster of their mom and Joey Lawrence’s new ABC Family show Melissa and Joey that airs Tuesday at 8p?