Jimmy Kimmel has said time and time and time again that he didn’t go to the prom because he no one wanted to go with him, but yesterday that all changed because he went to his senior dance with Scarlett Johansson. The ABC late night host asked her to be his date on Jimmy Kimmel Live and she said yes. So behind the curtain was a lifesized picture of him back when he was a teen dressed in a tux and he asked the Black Widow to pose with it. When she saw what he looked like back then, she said, “Wow, no wonder no one took you.” Ouch and sadly true. But that was then and this is now.
So when he goes to his 25 year reunion, he can show all the kids that made fun of back then that he went to their special dance with the girl of all of their dreams.
Two years after Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson secretly married, they just as quietly split two weeks ago. The soon-to-be-ex couple released a statement to People, “After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we’ve decided to end our marriage. We entered our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.” Yeah like that is going to happen… Us Weekly has already spoken to sources who say that, “The big problem with their relationship is the distance. They spent a lot of time apart when they are working…She’s been unhappy for a while.” I just want to go on record and say, Ryan my shoulder is available for you to cry one whenever you need it!
Scarlett Johansson got a new look by cutting her long hair up to her shoulders. I think I would like it better if it didn’t look someone just chopped off her ponytail and didn’t even it out. It is just too much of a mess for me. Plus I think it would look better with bangs. With the longer hair it worked not having bangs, but with the shorter do she needs something to cover her forehead.
Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have been married for over a year and a half and since they said “I do” they have never attended a public function together. That was until last night when he came out to support his wife who was nominated for an Tony. Guess she forgot her husband was there when she won because she kissed her co-star Liev Schreiber before she kissed him. Ouch! Even though she acknowledged her husband second, he looked at her with such love and admiration as she thanked her Canadian in her acceptance speech.
Maybe someday she can return the favor to him and attend the Oscars when he is nominated for Best Abs. There is a category for that, no? Because as much as I love his bubble butt, I don’t see him getting an Academy Award anytime soon.
BTW I don’t know why they don’t go out in public together more often because they are such a gorgeous couple!
Before Scarlett Johansson was Mrs. Ryan Reynolds and starring in movies like The Horse Whisperer, Lost In Translation and The Spirit, she was Sean Connery’s daughter in Just Cause. Seriously how adorable was Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive when she was just a little 11 year old girl. xoxo Molly!
SOW note: As you can tell I am trying to start a new post called Before They Were Famous! I think it is a lot of fun to see celebs before we knew them doing commercials, music videos, TV guest appearances, game show contestants, Soap Operas or bit parts in movies! I am trying my best to find as many of these on my own, but I need your help!!! So if you see them or know of any, can you please E-Mail me at SeriouslyOMGWTF@yahoo.com!!! I hope they are as fun for you as they are for me!!!
Scarlett Johansson showed off her darker hair last night and I hope that Ryan Reynolds is not liking her new locks. So that he will break up with her and I might once again have a chance with him. Is that wrong of me?
BTW is it just me or does she look like Mandy Moore with her new look?
Ryan Reynolds married Scarlett Johansson yesterday in Vancouver according to ETonline. The two were engaged in May, and said they had no intentions of getting married anytime soon. Guess they tricked us or things changed.
You know that somehwere Alanis Morissette is curled up in a corner crying over the news. Heck I am curled up in a corner crying over the new.
Ryan Reynolds proposed to Scarlett Johansson and sadly she said yes according to People. I know I should be happy for him, but I want him and Scarlett just snapped him up like that after he ended things with Alanis Morrissette. Those abs and that bubble butt should not be enjoyed by just one woman. Hopefully she will share, but I doubt it.
BTW he did a good job with this ring and she looks happyaccording to pictures taken by WireImage.
Natalie Portman opens up about Scarlet Johansson's breasts and here is what she told The Sun.
"Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett's breasts.
"She's got beautiful ones."
I wonder if it is comments like this that help to get Ryan Reynolds through those lonely times when Scarlett and him are apart. Granted I would be willing to help him get through those lonely days and nights!!!