Today on Ice-T and Coco‘s new talk show, she got her best a$$et felt up. Why? To prove to the world once and for all, that her butt is indeed real. Dr Chris Johnson is a renowned plastic surgery and after feeling her tushi, he declared her gluteus maximus is authentic.
Now back to Dr Johnson for a second, you know he has huge balls. Why? Because he fondled Coco’s derriere in front of her husband, Ice-T. Any other man who would’ve done that would probably not be around today to live the tale.
We know that Ice-T is a rapper and actor, but did you know he also does voiceovers for cartoons? I didn’t know that either until Jimmy Fallon showed some clips of his work on The Tonight Show yesterday. Ice-T was on The Care Bears, The Smurfs and Dora the Explorer. The last one is the best one of the three, not only cause it is from a week ago but because it is so true. You just have to see it to believe it.
I know Ice-T has his talk show with his wife Coco starting on Monday, but I wish someone would give him an animated series of his own. You know Adult Swim, it would be a great companion with The Mike Tyson Mysteries.
Ice-T and Coco have some big news, they are having a baby! The happy couple will announce the news on their new talk show on August 3rd! The two were hoping to keep it quiet until the premiere of the episode; but as soon as they were done taping it, the happy announcement was out there.
Now we just to wait to find out what drink they are going to name their child after. You know, since his name is Ice-T and her’s is Coco. Maybe they can name it T-Colia? Combining their names for tequila?
Ice-T was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon asked him what he thought of the movie Fifty Shades of Grey. The Law & Order: SVU star said, “Boring! Boring, it could’ve been on Nickelodeon.” Then he added, “I went to see it with Coco. Coco read the books and she said it was boring.” The NBC late night wanted to know if his wife made him go and he said he didn’t. So what made him go, “I wanted to see what all the women were talking about. I wanted to see if this was some sexy movie. Maybe I could’ve learned some movies, there was something in there.” Then he added, “I went to see Fifty Shades of Grey and it just kept building up and I’m like, what’s going to happen, what’s going to happen, she told me that just how the books are. It’s kind of like Lost…you think something is going to happen and you keep watching it. Fifty Shades of Grey, that’s nothing.” Then he concluded his review with, “What about A Shade of Black, that’s all you need.” I hope Coco and him write that book and it gets turned into a movie because looks like we can all learn something about him.
Ice T’s wife, Coco, is more known for her bodacious bum than being married to him. Yesterday when the Rapper turned actor turned Rocker was on Conan O’Brien’s talk show, the TBS host asked him if it was real. The star of Law & Order: SVU had a lot of great responses to the question. First off, he said if people don’t think that white women can have butts, like hers, then they haven’t seen enough white women. Next up, he explained it as when people see something they can’t believe is real, they just assume it is fake or enhanced. Instead of seeing it as a negative, he sees it as a compliment. That is something I am going to keep in memory box because it is a great way to turn something ugly into something not so ugly.
So that is the deep part of his response, what he said next had me laughing hysterically. He comforts his wife by telling her, “If she had implants, I would’ve blew them out by now.” It took me a split second to get it (because I watched it in the middle of the night), but when I did I was blown (no pun) away by that line. I think we can all agree with those 11 words that Coco’s butt is real. Because her butt hasn’t deflated at all since we’ve gotten to know her.
Ice-T is on Conan O’Brien’s TBS show tonight and they talked about playing vidoegames. Then the SVU star admitted that when he finally defeats a tough level of a game, he does the D!ck Dance. Which basically him unzipping his pants and him wiggling his joystick in pride. Want to see what it looks like on basic cable? Then you just have to play. I promise it is better than it sounds! And Conan and Andy Richter will never be the same.
Bethenny Frankel is not afraid to go there on her daytime talk show and today Coco and her got Fanny Lifts. That’s right women go to get the butts beautified with electrodes and the Skinny Martini lady got that done with the woman is most known for her a$$.
So watch as the two woman hold hands and make the faces they probably make when they use something else electric down there.
You know what after that video, I am thinking of getting a Fanny Facial! Whose with me?
Coco Austin is a guest on the new talk show The Real tomorrow and all but one of the female hosts felt her big soft butt. Not only did Tamar Braxton, Loni Love, Adrienne Bailon, Jeannie Mai and Tamera Mowry-Housley cop a feel, Ice-T’s wife showed them how to shake their booties just like she does. Although none of them have an asset quite like hers.
Ice-T and his wife were on Conan O’Brien’s talk show and they talked about her infamous butt. At one point in the interview Ice-T said, “I think a lot of brothers need some butt because that is the impact area. You understand me? You don’t want to break a pelvis or anything. You dig?” By the look of the TBS late host’s face, you can tell he has never been able to dig to the point that a pelvis might be broken.
Butt, I am but, isn’t all the Law & Order: SVU star said. He also admitted that he can be a creepy man and that Coco can see her a$$ets. I just won’t elaborate why he said those things, you will just have to watch the video above to hear what he said.
Oh here is Ice-T’s picture of Coco that TBS censors would only let you see 3 whole seconds of.