Even though Ice-T stars on Law & Order: SVU and still tours with his music, he was seen selling Lemonade on the street with some kids. Does that mean he has hit hard times? No, it just means he is doing a funny commercial for Geico.
Although, if he sells lemonade, then doesn’t that make it an Arnold Palmer?
Ice-T and Coco got a surprise today because their daughter came into the world a little early. The proud parents Tweeted the above photo and said, “Surprise!!! Look who came early!! Welcome the new arrival of Chanel Nicole.. A beautiful healthy 5.7 pound baby girl.”
No, word if she has her mother’s butt, but after one big poop in her diapers it will look that way!
Coco is 32 weeks pregnant and for most of her pregnancy, she didn’t show. That has all changed because her belly finally popped. As big as it is, it is still smaller than her butt. Which I am sure is OK with Ice-T and her!
Today on Ice-T and Coco‘s new talk show, she got her best a$$et felt up. Why? To prove to the world once and for all, that her butt is indeed real. Dr Chris Johnson is a renowned plastic surgery and after feeling her tushi, he declared her gluteus maximus is authentic.
Now back to Dr Johnson for a second, you know he has huge balls. Why? Because he fondled Coco’s derriere in front of her husband, Ice-T. Any other man who would’ve done that would probably not be around today to live the tale.
We know that Ice-T is a rapper and actor, but did you know he also does voiceovers for cartoons? I didn’t know that either until Jimmy Fallon showed some clips of his work on The Tonight Show yesterday. Ice-T was on The Care Bears, The Smurfs and Dora the Explorer. The last one is the best one of the three, not only cause it is from a week ago but because it is so true. You just have to see it to believe it.
I know Ice-T has his talk show with his wife Coco starting on Monday, but I wish someone would give him an animated series of his own. You know Adult Swim, it would be a great companion with The Mike Tyson Mysteries.