Meeeeeooooooooowwwww. Hisssssssssssssssss. Hisssssssssssssssss.
Translation, she reacted the same way to Miley Cyrus singing Wrecking Ball at the AMAs as our parents reacted to her performance of Wed Can’t Stop on the MTV VMA awards.
Earlier this week Miley Cyrus dyed her eyebrows blonde and now I think she looks more like a douchey teenage boy from the ’80s. I think whoever told her that was a good idea was probably just messing with her because it wasn’t. Someone buy a brown eyebrow pencil ASAP because she desperately needs it.
Seriously am I the only person who is starting to think she looks more like Justin Bieber than herself?
We all know that Miley Cyrus loves her tongue and now we are seeing how much she is in love with it. The Wrecking Ball Instagrammed this photo of herself Frenching herself in the mirror. If that doesn’t say love, I don’t know what does.
Although you and I are in hate with her tongue and we are sick of seeing it. I guess it ain’t going anywhere anytime soon. Dang it.
Yesterday on Fashion Police, Joan Rivers dressed as Miley Cyrus at the VMAs, but she looks more a like a Sumo Wrestler to me. I don’t get why she wore a fat suit because Miley is a lot of things and fat isn’t one of them.
Miley Cyrus’ album cover for Bangerz is very ’80s, so what if one of the songs off of her CD actually came out in 1985? Well DC ANDTHECHANGE rerecorded the song and video to capture that feel and it almost perfect! The only negative is he synthesized his voice too much, but other that he nailed it!
Miley Cyrus is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and Ellen did to her what she does to so many of her guests. She had someone sneak up behind her and scare her. That person was dressed up like Robin Thicke was at the VMAs and boy was the Wrecking Ball singer a wreck. If anyone should be afraid of anyone after that night, it should be the Blurred Lines singer of the woman who Twerked him over and over on national television.
BTW I never realized until this picture that Miley copied her look from Ellen. Isn’t scary how much they look alike?
Miley Cyrus had a record release signing yesterday and she wore a see-thru shirt without a bra. Well the singer didn’t want to show off her Bangerz, so she wore black stars over them. So now we know who the true star is, they are.
Miley Cyrus sang her hit We Can’t Stop on Late Night yesterday with just Jimmy Fallon and the Roots. Meaning there were no instruments, not even the ones you find in a classroom, just their voices. You know what, hearing the raw version of the song, I like it so much better. She is not a bad singer, you just can’t tell with all of the music accompanying her on most of the tracks,
Miley Cyrus was on Today this morning and she took a drink in between songs. While downing the liquid with a straw, she showed us her suck face. Which might be why her relationship to Thor’s little brother ended? Sorry I don’t know which one is which and now I no longer have to know which one is Chris Hemsworth and which one is Liam.
The face that she made in that picture is the same one I made when I watched her perform We Can’t Stop on the NBC morning show. You know, I totally felt like I was on Molly when I watched that stage act. WTF was going on behind her? Seriously it is like a bad trip that just won’t end. I was half expecting My Little Ponies and Care Bears to come out from behind her and trample the audience or something trippy like that.