Miley Cyrus was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon asked her about her knee cap looking like other celebrities. When she was younger, it looked like Alfonso Ribeiro when he was Carlton Banks. Then as she got older and smoked a lot of Pot, it took on a new person’s face. Now her knee is the spitting image of Seth Rogen. In fact, it looks more like him than he looks like himself. But maybe I got a contact high thinking of the two of them, so maybe that is why I am seeing that. Are you seeing it too?
For the first time since The Voice started, two women will be coaches on singing competition’s panel. They are Miley Cyrus and Alicia Keys and they will be on the show in the fall.
I have to admit those are really good gets. Especially since you never know what Miley is going to say, which will make it so much more exciting!
Have you ever seen Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus in the same place? I haven’t and now we might know why. Looking at this half and half photo that she or should I say he posted, they look like they are the same person. Even more so than Michael and Janet Jackson.
Are they? Until we see them in the same place together, we have to assume that they are.
We have seen all of Miley Cyrus, and I do mean all. We have seen her do a lot of things, and I do mean a lot of things. Up until now, I don’t think we have ever seen her answer nature’s call in nature. But that is all changed because her friends photographed her doing just that.
So at this point, I think the only thing we haven’t seen her do is have sex. Not that I want to, but I think that is it. Can you think of anything else that might be left for us to (not) see?
Miley Cyrus posted a photo of herself with the fakest boobs I’ve ever seen and you have to wonder if she is telling us she is thinking of going to that size. Most likely not, she is just having some fun with a set of rubber boobs she picked up half off at a Halloween store. Although, there is not half off about those two.
Miley Cyrus is going to be 23 next month, so you’d think she would’ve stopped sucking her thumb like 20 years ago. Guess not because she shared a photo of herself doing just that yesterday.
But in her defense, it could be that very emotional interview she did on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon pushed her to do it. I guess it hit her like a wrecking ball!
First Miley Cyrus got Justin Bieber’s haircut and now he got her hair color. So if you were able to tell them apart before, you won’t be able to do it any more. And that goes for if they both go topless, which is happens more than we would like!
Miley Cyrus has no problem sharing everything on Instagram, and now she shared something we never really wanted to see not. No, not her naked again, but a closeup of her throat. Why? Because she has strep throat and she wanted to show us how gnarly it looks.
Now that she has shown a closeup of her uvula, how long until she shows us one of her vulva? Why did I ask that because knowing her, sooner rather than later.
Justin Bieber is going to perform on this Sunday’s MTV VMA’s and he Instagrammed an announcement with a picture of a topless Miley Cyrus, who’s host the show, with a photo of his face covering each of her boobs. The only positive thing I can say about it, is at least we don’t see her nipples. That’s it.
Remember when Miley Cyrus was so sweet and innocent? Well over the weekend she shared a photo of herself lying in bed without makeup wearing a robe and she looks like the girl we knew on Hannah Montana. I like it, but I don’t think we will be seeing that innocence again. At least not for a while.