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A teenage boy thought it would be really cool if he lipsynced Wrecking Ball as he stood on two chairs that were back to back. Only problem is that he didn’t figure that the chairs would separate when he jumped on them. And now you know how Miley Cyrus’ song got its name. Wrecking Balls since 2014!
When I think of Miley Cyrus, I don’t think of her having a butt. But looking at this photo, she actually has one. It’s no Kim Kardashian or Nicki Minaj, but it is better than we thought it was. Don’t you agree?
Someone sent Miley Cyrus a picture of the packaging of a Nerf Gun and the boy on the box looks a lot like her. While she laughed it off, I am not sure how that boy will feel about it. I am sure his friends are having more fun with it than he is.
We’ve seen Miley Cyrus wear a big fake butt, and now we are seeing her wear big fake boobs. If she wore them both together, then she can star in Chorus Line and sing T!ts and A$$. Without them she can continue singing Wrecking Ball.
For the third time in a week, Miley Cyrus posed with a fake pen!s during her concert and yesterday’s was the biggest one of them all. Part of me wonders if she will find a bigger one than that, but then the other part of me hopes she doesn’t because this is really sad.
So that is why I included that photo of her fake a$$ up from the yesterday’s show because it is fitting, so so fitting.
Miley Cyrus Instagrammed this photo of herself taking a bubble bath and said, “getting romantic with myself ❤️🌹💋”. Therefore, you have to wonder if she is doing something dirty while she cleans herself. Yeah, she most likely is because after all it is Miley Cyrus. Thankfully, she’s splishing and splashing in a bubble bath, so we are not seeing more than we need to. Although, what is there left for us to see? Don’t answer that because then we will see it.
Late last week Miley Cyrus wore a pair of plastic glasses with an attached penis nose. Now she’s bottomed that by holding a peepee over her crotch area that would even making Jon Hamm jealous. I guess to do what she does, she needs a big set of balls and now we are seeing them. Although, I don’t think we needed to see them.
Oh Miley, the singer was performing tonight and she donned a pair of plastic glasses with a nose that resembles Owen Wilson’s. Actually, it also resembles another body part he has. And I was being generous when I said her nose was big.
The moment we have dreaded has finally happened, Miley Cyrus and Kris Jenner met up. I don’t know what they are saying to each other, but I hope they weren’t talking about doing something together. Could you imagine how scarey that would be?
Just when you think that Miley Cyrus can no longer do anything to surprise us, she does. The singer went out in public wearing just that. That’s right, she actually went out with no shirt and a pair of pasties on her nipples. She might be a woman, but man she has a pair of balls on her because I can’t think of any nonp0rn star who has worn that little to go out partying in public.
Although before I moved to LA, I was walking on Sunset Blvd and I saw a woman wearing something like that. She was only wearing a pair of black pasties on her nipples with matching black leather pants, and she was strutting her stuff like she was fully dressed. Meanwhile, everyone was looking at her like put on some clothes. I am sure that is what people were thinking when they saw Miley looking like that. Oh, Miley.