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The Cyrus Family’s Achy Breaky Heart!
August 29th, 2017 under Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]

The whole Cyrus clan came in like a wrecking ball to takeover Apple TV’s Carpool Karaoke. It would not be a family reunion if Billy Ray, Tish, Miley, Brandi, Trace, Braison & Noah Cyrus did not sing the song that made their last name famous. To make the Achy Break Heart performance even more rockin’, they all put on mullet wigs just like the hairdo the patriarch had when we got to know that catchy tune 25 long years ago. A lot has happened to the Cyrus world since we started line dancing to that song! Imagine what life would be like if that breakup anthem never happened? There would be no party in the USA.


Miley Cyrus looks like ’50s pinup girl!
August 4th, 2017 under Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]

Remember the raunchy Miley Cyrus we used to know? Well she is cleaning up her act and boy what a difference it makes. The singer posed for Cosmopolitan magazine and she looks more like a calendar girl from the 1950s that men were proud to hang up on their walls.

Doesn’t the new Miley make you smiley?


Miley Cyrus dreamth she was going to die during her SNL monologue
June 15th, 2017 under Jimmy Fallon, Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]

While most celebrities dream of killing it during their Saturday Night Live monologues, Miley Cyrus told Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show she had dreams of dying during hers. Why? She was smoking so much weed that she kept having the same repeating nightmare that she got so stoned during her SNL monologue that she died during it. When she would wake up she would Google if you could die from smoking too much weed and she found you could not.

But when the NBC late night host asked her how much she was smoking, she told him, “A lot of weed. It is like no has ever died from weed, but no one has ever smoked as much as I did. It’s like they don’t really know.” Has she never met Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg?

But now she is pretty much pot free. I see pretty much because she still has a pot bellied pig.


Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart Billy Ray Cyrus changes his name
April 29th, 2017 under Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]

Before Billy Ray Cyrus was known as Miley Cyrus’ father, he was singer known for his hit Achy Breaky Heart. That song came out 25 years ago, yes a quarter of a century ago, and he released a new version of it in honor of the milestone. The tune is much slower now, much like the man himself, and it is just as catchy.

That isn’t the only change going on in his life, he is no longer going by Billy Ray Cyrus. He just wants to be known as Cyrus. Personally, I think he should’ve gone with MD Cyrus as in Miley’s Dad Cyrus and not as in his show Doc.


Miley Cyrus really needs to get her roots done
January 16th, 2017 under Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]

We all know that Miley Cyrus is not a natural blonde and now you can really tell that. That’s because she hasn’t touched up her roots in a long time. Why? Is she paying homage to Berlin’s Terri Nunn? Nope as she explained, “goin back 2 muah rootz #LAZY #growingphase.”
As we know the growing out phase is the worst, but when it is grown out it is the best.
How do you feel about her carpet matching her drapes again?


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