Miley Cyrus is going to be 23 next month, so you’d think she would’ve stopped sucking her thumb like 20 years ago. Guess not because she shared a photo of herself doing just that yesterday.
But in her defense, it could be that very emotional interview she did on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon pushed her to do it. I guess it hit her like a wrecking ball!
First Miley Cyrus got Justin Bieber’s haircut and now he got her hair color. So if you were able to tell them apart before, you won’t be able to do it any more. And that goes for if they both go topless, which is happens more than we would like!
Miley Cyrus has no problem sharing everything on Instagram, and now she shared something we never really wanted to see not. No, not her naked again, but a closeup of her throat. Why? Because she has strep throat and she wanted to show us how gnarly it looks.
Now that she has shown a closeup of her uvula, how long until she shows us one of her vulva? Why did I ask that because knowing her, sooner rather than later.
Justin Bieber is going to perform on this Sunday’s MTV VMA’s and he Instagrammed an announcement with a picture of a topless Miley Cyrus, who’s host the show, with a photo of his face covering each of her boobs. The only positive thing I can say about it, is at least we don’t see her nipples. That’s it.
Remember when Miley Cyrus was so sweet and innocent? Well over the weekend she shared a photo of herself lying in bed without makeup wearing a robe and she looks like the girl we knew on Hannah Montana. I like it, but I don’t think we will be seeing that innocence again. At least not for a while.
It’s been two years since Miley Cyrus shocked everyone at the MTV VMAs, and we are still talking about it. So it makes sense that MTV asked her to host the VMAs.
This can go one of two ways. They are so afraid of what she can do, that they will limit her so much that it becomes a real snoozefest. Or they let Miley be Miley and the show is the craziest one in decades. I am hoping for the latter, but then again who isn’t.
We will just have to tune on on August 30th to find out which way it goes.
Miley Cyrus shared some photos of herself wearing two silver star pasties over nipples and that’s all as a shirt. You gotta admit the girl has balls, I just wish we didn’t have to see them all the time.
Yesterday, we saw the cover of Paper Magazine with a nude, muddied Miley Cyrus with her pig and today we are seeing what the photos look like inside the magazine. Just like Kim Kardashian, she is completely nude. Unike Kim, hers are full of color. Just like Kim’s they are disgusting and degrading to women, so I am going to share the one with her vajazzeled. If you want to see the rest of the pictures, them go to Paper.
Now we know the magazine costs $10, it is basically a porno mag like Hustler.
We know that Miley Cyrus is as happy as a pig in mud, and thanks to Paper Magazine we get to see that exact image. An image that is so like, are you kidding me?, that that is the pig’s reaction to it. Could his face be any more perfect for this cover? It’s oinkdorable!
A few weeks ago Miley Cyrus showed us that she was growing out her armpit hair and now she is showing us that she still hasn’t shaved. It’s amazing she keeps all of her other body trimmed or shaved, but yet one of the body parts you want to be clean shaven she is letting grow wild like herself. It’s Miley, what else can say? At least it wasn’t her nipple again.