Wayward Pines debuts on Fox at 9p tonight and it is from M Night Shyamalan. What more do I need to tell you not to watch, then that is from M Night Shyamalan. Let’s be honest with each other, every he movie he did besides The Sixth Sense sucked. Wayward Pines is a little different than Signs, The Happening and The Village, in the way that you find out why it sucks 5 episodes in and you don’t have to wait until the ending of the movie to be disappointed.
Ethan Burke (Matt Dillon) is a secret service agent who is looking for agent Kate Hewson (Carla Gugino) his partner who went missing. He wakes up from a car accident in Wayward Pines and now he can’t leave. In fact no one from the town can leave and no one can talk about their past.
Why do they have these new lives? Why can’t they leave? What is happening here? What is the creature that terrifies them all? It’s M Knight Shyamalan, of course there is a stupid creature, what did you think he would do a project without one? Anyways, all of that will be answered in the next few episodes.
But I have a feeling you won’t get to that point because the show is so dark (as in the way it is filmed) and boring, you will remove it from your DVR before then. I personally don’t know how I made it through the five episodes that they sent out.
The biggest atrocity about this show, is not how awful it is. It is that Matt Dillon comes off as a horrible actor. Maybe for years, I have been picturing him as the man I enjoyed watching in Little Darlings, The Outsider and Flamingo Kid to name a few, and never realized he couldn’t act to save himself. Or maybe that was the direction he was told to go in for this show. I don’t know what it is, but I will think it is the latter.
Another huge problem I have with the show, is there is a death in the coming weeks where someone has their neck slashed from ear to ear and you hear and almost see the near decapitation. Something that is normally reserved for horrible horror movies and can only be shown on pay cable channels like HBO and Showtime. It is so not for broadcast TV.
Finally, Terrence Howard is on the show, and had Wayward Pines aired before Empire; I am not sure Empire would’ve done as well. That is how awful his character is on this atrocious show.
So consider this warning and do with it what you want, but don’t watch this show. It is not worth a single minute of your time.
Fox announced their fall schedule today, but the bigger news is about their midseason shows.
The network knows not to mess with a good thing, so Empire will stay put on Wednesdays at 9p. The biggest show on television in decades will air 18 episodes next season and their season will be split in two.
Twosday, aka Tuesdays, will be all about the laughs. In the fall, they will make an ’80s girl have several wet dreams by pairing John Stamos and Rob Lowe comedies back to back. Then she will scream with Scream Girls. When Ryan Murphy’s latest addiction ends, New Girl returns for an uninterrupted season.
The X-Files won’t be back until the New Year. After a Sunday debut on January 24th, the show movies to Mondays.
The hugest news from the network is that American Idol will be ending next year.
At first glance, I think Fox will have a disastrous Fall but a triumph Spring.
What do you think of Fox’s schedule.
FOX FALL 2015 SCHEDULE
8:00-9:00 PM GOTHAM
9:00-10:00 PM MINORITY REPORT (new)
On Monday we find out what the networks have planned for next season and today we found out some more shows that won’t be included on their schedules.
NBC pulled the plug on Constantine, About a Boy, Marry Me, State of Affairs and One Big Happy. I knew that NBC wasn’t going to move forward with Constantine, I was just hoping it would’ve had a new home by now. Some are saying The CW, but I am hoping for Syfy instead.
Over at Fox since Following lost its following and Backstrom never had one, they won’t be following Empire to the 2015-2016 season. Too bad they can’t cancel Wayward Pines today too.
Finally, CBS ended the ratings battle for Battle Creek, The McCarthys and Stalker.
Which show are you most upset to lose?
The good news is that The CW picked up iZombie for a second season, the bad news is Fox cancelled the low rated comedy The Mindy Project.
Before you few fans of The Mindy Project go all Zombie, Hulu might pick it up for two more seasons. Personally, I never got Mindy Kaling’s show, so I am fine with the show opening up some space for a new comedy on Fox. How do you feel about the cancellation?
When it comes to iZombie, this was a really brainy decision on The CW’s part. This show is fun and perfect for all ages. Although the pickup makes it is even harder for a new show to get picked up by the network next week. You know, since Hart of Dixie looks to be the only show that won’t be back next season. Kind of explains why CBS wasn’t able to get Supergirl to fly over to its sister network and its staying put. That’s right CBS officially picked up Supergirl!
Believe it or not, Fresh Off the Boat is already airing its season finale on ABC tonight at 8p.
Things have been going so well for The Huangs that Jessica (Constance Wu) and Louis (Randall Park) have been asked to join the local country club. When someone tells them that the couple they forget that they are Chinese, Jessica goes back to her roots and thinks the family should do the same so they don’t forget where they came from. That means the boys go to Chinese school, Jessica is only serving Chinese foods and Louis can’t open a second restaurant.
Will her plan work or will they rebel against her? You have to watch this sweet season finale to find out.
Also at 8p on Fox, someone is forced to leave Hell’s Kitchen in the crappiest possible way. The day starts off normally for the 11 contestants, but then one of them goes into bathroom and things change. That person screams in pain, so much so Gordon Ramsay tells them that they can’t continue on with the competition. What causes the pain, you will just have to tune in to find out. Also to find out if their departure means that no one will go home after another disastrous dinner service.
Also on Fox, but at 9:30p Weird Loners is back with another hilarious episode.
Eric (Nate Torrence) is on a human chess team, and he could be promoted to Rook. In order to get the promotion, he needs to get his next door neighbor Caryn (Becki Newton) to date the man who currently holds the position. She agrees to go on the date, but it is a disaster. Is it so much of a disaster that he will not get to move up to a Rook?
While they are playing Chess, Stosh (Zachary Knighton) sees an opportunity with Zara’s (Meera Rohit Kumbhani) artwork, so he enters her in art contest. Now the two of them are coming up with her persona for her to win. How overboard will they go? You just have to see it to believe it.
I don’t know why people aren’t watching Weird Loners, it seriously Fox’s most endearing comedy in a really long time. Please check it tonight, once you do I am sure you will be as hooked as I am!
Finally, at 10p on Esquire, its time The Runner Up, one of the most important shows on television during this political season. On this episode, Gay marriages are now allowed in North Carolina. Everyone wants to know Clay Aiken’s opinion on it and he isn’t saying much. He explains that he is for it as a gay man, but does not want that to define him while he is running for US Congress. He knows it is more important for him to get elected, and help people once he has job. It might not make sense the way I am typing it, but it will when you watch the show.
Even though Clay’s campaign manager tells him the most important thing to do is raise money for the campaign, he decides to take his message on the road with a bus tour. He thinks it is more important to talk to the people directly than ask for money.
On one of his stops, he will go to a Tea Party gathering. There are so many things he says to the voters there that makes me wish I could vote for him.
So much of what Clay says in each episode, proves what is wrong with our current elected officials. So many people and candidates are just about their political parties that they are not meeting in the middle. Clay wishes there are moderates in office and I am with him.
It isn’t only his wish that people weren’t only defined by their Political Party that makes me think this show should be shown in all schools, it is all the bullcrap that goes into to running for office. This show shows you it is more about the money than why you are running. And you wonder why DC is so f*cked up?
So tune for an eye opening look at how political campaigns are run these days, and see how truly horrifying it is. Remember we are less than 9 months away from the first Presidential Primary, and we should see what the candidates are doing to prep for the election. Hopefully this show will make people think about it so much so that we will be asking for a change! Let’s be honest, there needs to be one and it needs to happen yesterday.
Last week on The Last Man on Earth, Carol (Kristen Schaal) gave Phil Miller (Will Forte) his walking papers and tonight at 9:30p on Fox they have to tell the other survivors the news. The others react in such a way that Phil decides it’s time to book it out of there. He’s want to move across the country to Tampa. Phil needs to let any other people on Earth know where’s he’s headed to, so he leaves his message on a billboard. Only problem is the ladder falls down and he’s trapped up there. Alone with the Phoenix sun blazing down on him, he passes out. When he awakes he meets Phil Miller and life will never be the same for him or for anyone around him.
Just when I was starting to tire of The Last Man on Earth, tonight’s episode reawakens my love for the show. You will just have to tune in to see why this episode is so good.
Tonight at 9p on Fox The Last Man on Earth comes clean and you’ll never believe what makes Phil Miller (Will Forte) do it. Once he finally tells everyone, besides his balls, the truth, how will Carol (Kristen Schaal), Melissa (January Jones) and Todd (Mel Rodriguez) react? Let’s just say even the cow is giving him the silent treatment. Will he be allowed back in the cul de sac? You just have to watch this funny of hour of television to find out. And to find out if there are any more people left on Earth?
Weird Loners is a quirky show about four surprisingly single people in their 30’s. By the end of tonight’s episode at 9:30p on Fox, you won’t be able to understand why any of them are not taken because all their characters are so loveable.
Stosh (Zachary Knighton) can’t keep his d!ck in his pants and that gets him in to a lot of trouble. So much so, he’s just lost his high paying job and his condo because he was sleeping with his boss’ fiancee. Stosh’s cousin Eric, lives with his dad. That is until he dies and now he lives alone. Stosh sees this as an opportunity aka a place to stay for free, so he reconnects with his goofy and gullible cousin. Stosh tells Eric he needs to get some new paintings for his walls because there are too many photos of Eric on the wall. He goes to a street fair and meets Zara (Meera Rohit Kumbhani) who is selling her artwork. He buys one of her paintings and she offers to drive him home. Zara just moved out of her boyfriend’s house and doesn’t have anywhere to live.
Finally, there’s Eric’s neighbor Caryn (Becki Newton) and she ruins every relationship she is in because she goes overboard with them. Her mother has convinced her to marry a guy who proposed to her and she doesn’t want to be his wife. When Caryn burns dinner and sets off the fire alarm, Stosh comes in to the save the day. When Caryn’s fiance’ walks in, Stosh says he ruined their engagement party surprise. So he calls over his cousin and Zara to act like the party was planned, and now the four of them quickly become good friends. In fact, since Caryn kicked out her roommate, she asks Zara to move in with her.
In a way, these Weird Loners form an unusual dating relationship with each other. One you are going to want to see grow every week because this charming show just brings a big smile to your face.
When I saw the commercial for Weird Loners, I thought it was going to be the same old, same old. It is anything but. It is fresh, fun, feel good and most importantly funny. We all need more of that in our lives, and that, is the hole, that Weird Loners fills!
Kristen Schaal was on Late Night yesterday and Seth Meyers asked her about her sex scene with Will Forte on it. She told him that before they shot it, she ate a lot of beans for another scene. So when the two actors got into bed, the beans started to have their effect on her. So much so, she told her co-star that she was going to fart on him. He told her that was OK, because what else can he do when he has a woman on top of him.
Not only did he let her let go, he also took credit for her cutting of the cheese. What a gentlemen. And she was a true lady because she took the blame for stinking up the place.
Now that you know what was happening from her behind, behind the scenes, re-watch their special moment and see if you can smell, I mean tell, what was really going on? You can totally tell by his face!
Since The Last Man on Earth premiered, we found out that he is not the last person on Earth. We learned that there are two other woman who survived the mysterious plague. Tonight at 9p on Fox, we find out that a fourth person also survived it. Is it a man or another woman?
Phil (Will Forte) has figured out a way that he gets to sleep with both Carol (Kristen Schaal) and Melissa (January Jones), now he has to get to them to go along with it? Will they go along with the plan he concocted or will he be spending the rest of his life repopulating with only his wife?
Everything seems to be worked out for all of them until someone drives up in a sports car. How with they change everything, you just have to tune in to find out when you watch these two very funny episodes.