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Joan Collins reveals the shocking way Batman & Robin hid their bulges!
April 25th, 2016 under Batman, Joan Collins. [ Comments: 1 ]

Back in the ’60s, television was a lot purer and more innocent than it is today. Married couples had to sleep in different beds, Barbara Eden had to hide her belly button on I Dream of Jeannie and Batman & Robin had to hide their bulges in their tight costumes.
How did they do that? Joan Collins revealed that secret on The Graham Norton Show this past Friday and it is a real wham, bam, pow. In other words a shocker. She said that Adam West told her they used drugs to make their Boy Wonders less wondrous. They made their Batman sized junks the size of one that would belong to a real bat. Basically there was a drug robin us blind of West’s and Burt Ward’s bedroom weapons. What was this unmiraculous drug? She didn’t say and I hope we never find out. Men need to keep whatever inches they have and should not risk it for art.
Granted actors don’t have to deal with this problem anymore because editing can make even the biggest bulge disappear. Which I, as a woman, hate!


Is Joan Collins really 82?
March 29th, 2016 under Joan Collins. [ Comments: 1 ]

Joan Collins is on vacation and she is wearing a different outfit everyday. In this black number, the 82 year old actress looks just like she did in ’82. It’s like she never ages. Now we know why Krystle Carrington called her bitch on Dynasty!


Joan Collins is a timeless beauty
January 21st, 2016 under Joan Collins. [ Comments: 9 ]

Joan Collins is 82 years young and yet she never ages. Proving that she is a timeless beauty. Thus it makes sense that her makeup line is called Joan Collins Timeless Beauty.
All women should age as beautifully as her, and now they can with a little help from her.


Who is the bigger TV bitch in this photo?
May 5th, 2015 under Joan Collins, Strange Encounters. [ Comments: none ]

Dynasty meet Empire, Empire meet Dynasty. That’s exactly what happened when Joan Collins met Taraji P Henson at JFK airport. I wonder what these two bitches were talking about? Hopefully, Henson was asking the woman, who opened the doors for characters like hers to be on TV, to be on her hit Fox show. Could you imagine these to sharing the small screen together? Even better, what if they had cat fight? The ratings would be through the roof! Is that even possible for Empire? Let’s find out?


Joan Collins has legs and she knows how to use them!!
November 29th, 2012 under Joan Collins. [ Comments: none ]
Joan Collins is 79 years young and her legs are still a dynasty! Seriously she has better gams than women who are a 1/4 her age, don’t you agree?


BTWF roles: Joan Collins in Land of the Pharaohs
November 28th, 2012 under Before They Were Famous, Joan Collins. [ Comments: none ]

Before Joan Collins was the Queen B on Dynasty, she was a Princess in Land of the Pharaohs. She looks the same now as she did when she was 21 in that 1955 movie.


A mini Dynasty reunion!!!
July 11th, 2011 under Joan Collins. [ Comments: none ]

Emma Samms, Joan Collins and Stephanie Beachman were reunited at an event the Carringtons and the Colbys would easily be invited to. The three ladies attended the BAFTAs where the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were at.
Even though it has been 20 years since the 50 year old Fallon, 78 year old Alexis and 64 year old Sable worked together on Dynasty, the three women look as close as ever…even if their characters weren’t. Oh and did I mention just as beautiful and glamorous?
I know I am against remakes, but I would love to see the three of them doing a Dynasty 2.0. They can show those Desperate Housewives how it is really done!!!


Joan Collins is geographically challenged
November 19th, 2008 under Joan Collins. [ Comments: none ]

via Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Joan Collins was on CBS’s Early Show last week and she attempted to do weather, but there was just one problem she doesn’t know her US Geography. I understand she is not from America, so she might not know where a lot of the US cities are located on the map. But you would think that because she has lived in Los Angeles that she would know where that was on the map. And considering she was in NYC when she did the weather that she would know where that city was on the map…guess not. But for you Dynasty fans at least she knew where Denver, Co was…could you imagine the uproar if she missed that one.
Positive note, she looks just as good as she did when she was Alexis Carrington on Dynasty 20 years ago.


Joan Collins is Wicked Stepsister
December 22nd, 2007 under Joan Collins. [ Comments: none ]

Joan Collins makes a good Wicked Stepsister, don't you think. 
Maybe Amy Winehouse could borrow her beehive wig! 

Joan Collins shows the proper way to exit a car
November 20th, 2007 under Joan Collins. [ Comments: 1 ]

Young Hollywood should look at these pictures of Joan Collins to learn to proper way to get out of a car and not show your underwear or you know what if you are not wearing any!

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