Back in the ’60s, television was a lot purer and more innocent than it is today. Married couples had to sleep in different beds, Barbara Eden had to hide her belly button on I Dream of Jeannie and Batman & Robin had to hide their bulges in their tight costumes.
How did they do that? Joan Collins revealed that secret on The Graham Norton Show this past Friday and it is a real wham, bam, pow. In other words a shocker. She said that Adam West told her they used drugs to make their Boy Wonders less wondrous. They made their Batman sized junks the size of one that would belong to a real bat. Basically there was a drug robin us blind of West’s and Burt Ward’s bedroom weapons. What was this unmiraculous drug? She didn’t say and I hope we never find out. Men need to keep whatever inches they have and should not risk it for art.
Granted actors don’t have to deal with this problem anymore because editing can make even the biggest bulge disappear. Which I, as a woman, hate!
Joan Collins is on vacation and she is wearing a different outfit everyday. In this black number, the 82 year old actress looks just like she did in ’82. It’s like she never ages. Now we know why Krystle Carrington called her bitch on Dynasty!
Joan Collins is 82 years young and yet she never ages. Proving that she is a timeless beauty. Thus it makes sense that her makeup line is called Joan Collins Timeless Beauty.
All women should age as beautifully as her, and now they can with a little help from her.
Dynasty meet Empire, Empire meet Dynasty. That’s exactly what happened when Joan Collins met Taraji P Henson at JFK airport. I wonder what these two bitches were talking about? Hopefully, Henson was asking the woman, who opened the doors for characters like hers to be on TV, to be on her hit Fox show. Could you imagine these to sharing the small screen together? Even better, what if they had cat fight? The ratings would be through the roof! Is that even possible for Empire? Let’s find out?