Joan Collins and Donna Mills attended a Mad Men themed party over the weekend and I think someone needs to give them a nighttime Soap ASAP. Could you imagine these two women doing a weekly drama together? It would be the best thing on television since Dynasty and Knots Landing were on the air. On that note, don’t these two actresses look better now than they did then? What is their secret to ageing as well as they have been?
President Barack Obama was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night show asked him to read some Mean Tweets. He read several that were funny, but they saved the best for last. That is when the Commander in Chief read, “President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the United States!” That Tweet came from Donald Trump and the leader of the Free World had the perfect response to that, “At least I will go down as a President.” With that, he dropped the phone as he should, as he should!!!
Could you imagine if Trump read all the bad Tweets that were written about him? It would take Hillary Clinton’s entire 8 years of Presidency to make a dent. Actually imagine if he read all the Mean Tweets he has Tweeted? His grandkids will have to top it because it will that long.
Back in the ’60s, television was a lot purer and more innocent than it is today. Married couples had to sleep in different beds, Barbara Eden had to hide her belly button on I Dream of Jeannie and Batman & Robin had to hide their bulges in their tight costumes.
How did they do that? Joan Collins revealed that secret on The Graham Norton Show this past Friday and it is a real wham, bam, pow. In other words a shocker. She said that Adam West told her they used drugs to make their Boy Wonders less wondrous. They made their Batman sized junks the size of one that would belong to a real bat. Basically there was a drug robin us blind of West’s and Burt Ward’s bedroom weapons. What was this unmiraculous drug? She didn’t say and I hope we never find out. Men need to keep whatever inches they have and should not risk it for art.
Granted actors don’t have to deal with this problem anymore because editing can make even the biggest bulge disappear. Which I, as a woman, hate!
Joan Collins is on vacation and she is wearing a different outfit everyday. In this black number, the 82 year old actress looks just like she did in ’82. It’s like she never ages. Now we know why Krystle Carrington called her bitch on Dynasty!
Joan Collins is 82 years young and yet she never ages. Proving that she is a timeless beauty. Thus it makes sense that her makeup line is called Joan Collins Timeless Beauty.
All women should age as beautifully as her, and now they can with a little help from her.