Ozzy Osbourne made a name for himself for reportedly biting the head off of a bat; and for decades they plotted their revenge. Now, they finally got it.
The singer wanted to convert part if his Buckinghamshire estate, but was told he wouldn’t be able to because several bats had made his home their home. A councilperson told the BBC, “Mr Osbourne cannot convert his listed building until satisfactory surveys and related mitigation, allowing the bats and owls to remain living on the site, is submitted.” Then they added, “We must be satisfied measures have been put in place to protect the animals before planning permission can be considered.”
It has been debated whether he really bit the head of a bat off by accident, and now I bet he is wishing he did it on purposes. So as it stands, it is Ozzy 1, Bats 1! Let’s see who wins the next round?
Katy Perry and Kelly Osbourne change their hair color and style more than we change our underwear, and in the last day both women debuted their new hairdos. The California Girl dyed her Bob “slime green” and the Fashion Police officer shaved the left side of her head. So whose look has you seeing green with envy and which one do you want to shave it all off? I prefer Kelly’s only because you can cover up her hairdon’t faster than Katy can dye hers back to black.
Kelly Osbourne Tweeted a picture of her mother’s dog and said, “#BitchStoleMyLook my mums dog Bella really needs to stop it!” Now that Bella has that same ugly light purple mop that her sister has, the two of them look just like twins. So who’s the bitch now?
Sharon Osbourse was on Graham Norton’s show and he made the mistake of asking her what was the most painful plastic surgery procedure she has gotten. She told him, “having my vag!na tightened.” That revelation totally shocked Colin Farrell (who knew that you could) and he wanted to know more, so she offered to show it to him.
Thankfully Jo Brand broke the uncomfortableness by she saying she did the same thing, but she did her’s at home with a Singer sewing machine.
Just when I think that Sharon Osbourne can no longer shock me with her TMI stories, she says something like this. Things I could’ve gone without knowing.
Kelly Osbourne Tweeted the above photo declaring that her boobs are getting so big in a cleavage revealing dress. Why are they growing we don’t know. The cause could be natural, maybe she is putting on a few pounds or maybe the recently engaged host is pregnant? Which one do you think it is?
How many times have you thought that the calming sound of classical music would make your plants grow? Well you would be completely wrong because turns out that the hard core beats of Black Sabbath does wonder for your green friends. According to The Guardian garden guru Chris Beardshaw tried out 3 different types of audio to see which sounds would make his flowers prosper and the buds were not paranoid to bloom when they heard Ozzy Osbourne’s voice. While the ones listening to classical music grew shorter than the ones in the silent house. So who was the greenhouse killer? Turns out Sir Cliff Richard’s voice is not one you want your plants to hear, unless you want them to die.
Who would’ve ever guessed that The Prince of Darkness is the complete opposite to plants?
Also we found out from this study that if they make The Happening 2, just make M Night Shyamalan listen to Cliff Richard and that should quickly kill off any notion of a sequel!
For the past week there have been rumors that Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have ended their 30 year marriage and yesterday he took to Facebook to clear things up.
For the last year and a half I have been drinking and taking drugs. I was in a very dark place and was an asshole to the people I love most, my family. However, I am happy to say that I am now 44 days sober.
Just to set the record straight, Sharon and I are not divorcing. I’m just trying to be a better person.
I would like to apologize to Sharon, my family, my friends and my band mates for my insane behavior during this period………and my fans.
Hopefully he will remain clean and get his family back to where they were before he relapsed. And hopefully recording with Black Sabbath again is exactly what he needs to get through this.
While most bands debut their new songs on late night shows, Black Sabbath is doing it on a primetime show. Ozzy Osbourne's band will perform End of the Beginning on the season finale of CSI. According to the press release, "D.B. Russell (Ted Danson) when he and Conrad Ecklie (Marc Vann) attend a Black Sabbath show." Could you imagine if a band that hasn't released a studio album in 35 years starts a new trend? Maybe more musicians will follow suit next season. Since MTV doesn't do music anymore, it makes sense that is a great alternative to get their music out there. Especially if they are a band like this one that you could never see on any of those squeaky clean singing competition shows.
Sharon Osbourne is on The Late Show tonight and she told David Letterman about time that Prince Harry rightfully told her to f*ck off. She was at an event at Buckingham Palace and she had to go to the loo, so she asked the Prince to watch her purse. He told her to f*ck off. She says he was joking, but I am sure he was a little bit serious. I mean the only way I can see him watching a purse would be if he was playing nude pool and he needed something to hide the royal jewels from someone who is going to sell the pictures to the highest bidder.
Sharon Osbourne Tweeted the above picture before she did tonight’s America’s Got Talent and I think she looks like she about to walk on to the set of Three’s Company instead. Seriously with her red hair and that Moo-Moo, doesn’t she look like Mrs Roper? If Audra Lindley was still with us, I am sure she would ask the AGT judge where she got that dress.