Kelly Osbourne Tweeted a picture of her mother’s dog and said, “#BitchStoleMyLook my mums dog Bella really needs to stop it!” Now that Bella has that same ugly light purple mop that her sister has, the two of them look just like twins. So who’s the bitch now?
Sharon Osbourse was on Graham Norton’s show and he made the mistake of asking her what was the most painful plastic surgery procedure she has gotten. She told him, “having my vag!na tightened.” That revelation totally shocked Colin Farrell (who knew that you could) and he wanted to know more, so she offered to show it to him.
Thankfully Jo Brand broke the uncomfortableness by she saying she did the same thing, but she did her’s at home with a Singer sewing machine.
Just when I think that Sharon Osbourne can no longer shock me with her TMI stories, she says something like this. Things I could’ve gone without knowing.
Kelly Osbourne Tweeted the above photo declaring that her boobs are getting so big in a cleavage revealing dress. Why are they growing we don’t know. The cause could be natural, maybe she is putting on a few pounds or maybe the recently engaged host is pregnant? Which one do you think it is?
How many times have you thought that the calming sound of classical music would make your plants grow? Well you would be completely wrong because turns out that the hard core beats of Black Sabbath does wonder for your green friends. According to The Guardian garden guru Chris Beardshaw tried out 3 different types of audio to see which sounds would make his flowers prosper and the buds were not paranoid to bloom when they heard Ozzy Osbourne’s voice. While the ones listening to classical music grew shorter than the ones in the silent house. So who was the greenhouse killer? Turns out Sir Cliff Richard’s voice is not one you want your plants to hear, unless you want them to die.
Who would’ve ever guessed that The Prince of Darkness is the complete opposite to plants?
Also we found out from this study that if they make The Happening 2, just make M Night Shyamalan listen to Cliff Richard and that should quickly kill off any notion of a sequel!
For the past week there have been rumors that Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have ended their 30 year marriage and yesterday he took to Facebook to clear things up.
For the last year and a half I have been drinking and taking drugs. I was in a very dark place and was an asshole to the people I love most, my family. However, I am happy to say that I am now 44 days sober.
Just to set the record straight, Sharon and I are not divorcing. I’m just trying to be a better person.
I would like to apologize to Sharon, my family, my friends and my band mates for my insane behavior during this period………and my fans.
Hopefully he will remain clean and get his family back to where they were before he relapsed. And hopefully recording with Black Sabbath again is exactly what he needs to get through this.
While most bands debut their new songs on late night shows, Black Sabbath is doing it on a primetime show. Ozzy Osbourne's band will perform End of the Beginning on the season finale of CSI. According to the press release, "D.B. Russell (Ted Danson) when he and Conrad Ecklie (Marc Vann) attend a Black Sabbath show." Could you imagine if a band that hasn't released a studio album in 35 years starts a new trend? Maybe more musicians will follow suit next season. Since MTV doesn't do music anymore, it makes sense that is a great alternative to get their music out there. Especially if they are a band like this one that you could never see on any of those squeaky clean singing competition shows.
Sharon Osbourne is on The Late Show tonight and she told David Letterman about time that Prince Harry rightfully told her to f*ck off. She was at an event at Buckingham Palace and she had to go to the loo, so she asked the Prince to watch her purse. He told her to f*ck off. She says he was joking, but I am sure he was a little bit serious. I mean the only way I can see him watching a purse would be if he was playing nude pool and he needed something to hide the royal jewels from someone who is going to sell the pictures to the highest bidder.
Sharon Osbourne Tweeted the above picture before she did tonight’s America’s Got Talent and I think she looks like she about to walk on to the set of Three’s Company instead. Seriously with her red hair and that Moo-Moo, doesn’t she look like Mrs Roper? If Audra Lindley was still with us, I am sure she would ask the AGT judge where she got that dress.
Kelly Osbourne claims a Delta flight left an impression on her and she took the Twitter to show us how just how much. She Tweeted the above picture and said, “Thank you so much Delta 4 this wonderful black eye Fix your f*cking seats Getting smashed in the face w/ a tv is so fun” Even though she hates the airline, she did have some praise about her trip, “regardless to how sh!t @delta is the stewardess really looked after me! She was amazing!”
So how did Delta give her a black eye, her is what she says happened “Really?The asshole infront of me almost knocked me out putting her seat back Might get a black eye Im going2 kick her seat all the way to LA.” Then she added, “After kicking her seat form giving me a black she confronted me and laughed at the fact she gave me a black eye! What a #EuroTrashCunt”
Maybe next time she should fly JetBlue. If the same thing would’ve happened on that airline, I could have titled this post Kelly Osbourne flies Jet Black and Blue. But I don’t I think I will ever be doing a post like that because I love flying JetBlue and I have never had any issues flying them.
Now when it comes to her injury, I feel bad for her because that totally sucks.
BTW this her second flying horror story in a month, in June she got so drunk on a flight from Los Angeles to Atlanta that she had to be helped off according to The NY Daily News. Maybe she consider traveling by ground only for a little while?
Sharon Osbourne was on Conan O’Brien’s TBS late night show yesterday and he asked her why Simon Cowell wants to fire her. She thinks it is because she said he suffers from small pen!s syndrome and that is why he has to brag that he banged all of those women. Then Conan said he knows about “small pen!ses” but once he realized what he just said he totally backtracked on that statement. So I wonder is that his way of admitting he is like Cowell down there?
And talking about down there, Sharon also told Conan about the nude picture that her husband Ozzy Osbourne Tweeted her. He was standing their butt naked with a rose coming out of his arse. I hope he made sure the stem was thornless or that will hurt like the Dickens when he pulls it out. But then again according to Sharon it sounds like it might hurt when he pulls his big willy out, so maybe it is about time he experienced the pain…