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Sharon Osbourne says she kicked Ozzy out of the house
May 10th, 2016 under The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]

Sharon Osbourne returned to The Talk today for the first time since the rumors started that Ozzy Osbourne and her split after almost 34 years of marriage, and she had a glass of lemonade with her. I guess that is her way of confirming he cheated on her. Although she did not say that on the CBS show.
What she did say is when Julie Chen wanted to know if it is true that she kicked her husband out, Sharon said yes. Then when Chen asked if he is “still out of the house,” Osbourne told her, “No he’s back.” Wait, what? She then added, “And I’m out of the house.”
At this point, Sharon doesn’t know where things are going with her marriage, but she knows she couldn’t keep living that way. She’s 63 years old and she can’t spend the rest of her life like that.
For someone who is normally so open about every aspect of her life, she seemed a little closed off today. Which to me means that this is not something she can and is ready to talk about. When she is, I am sure we will learn more. But for now, this is all she is saying.
Do you think the two of of them will get back together or is this the final nail in their wedding coffin?


Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have split again
May 8th, 2016 under The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]

Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne’s marriage has survived a third of a century, drugs, abuse and a Reality Show, but there is something it couldn’t survive. As of now we don’t know what it is, but we do know that he has moved out of their home according to Eonline.
I am sure she will talk about their sad split tomorrow on The Talk, but until then we will just have to guess what it is.
If they can’t make it work, who can?


Sharon Osbourne does a Kim Kardashian nude Selfie
March 9th, 2016 under The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]

Sharon Osbourne wanted to support Kim Kardasian, so she took off her clothes, stood in front of the bathroom mirror and took a photo. You know what the 63 year old mother of three looks amazing. She is almost twice Kim’s age, and she looks twice as good as her. Actually she looks a millions times better than Mrs West. Although, what is up with her slanted belly button?
What do you think of the photo?


Did Elton John diss Kelly Osbourne?
February 29th, 2016 under Elton John, The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]

Elton John held his annual Oscars viewing party yesterday to raise money for the Elton John AIDS Foundation and somehow Kelly Osbourne was invited. The socialite finagled her way over to the legendary singer’s table and said something to Sheryl Crow and him. I guess it wasn’t something to crow about because he said they were left unimpressed. Ouch! But then again, I can’t think of a time when she ever says anything impressive. Can you?
On a positive note about her, at least we no longer have to watch her on those E! Red Carpet shows.


The bats finally get revenge on Ozzy Osbourne!
May 14th, 2014 under The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]

Ozzy Osbourne made a name for himself for reportedly biting the head off of a bat; and for decades they plotted their revenge. Now, they finally got it.
The singer wanted to convert part if his Buckinghamshire estate, but was told he wouldn’t be able to because several bats had made his home their home. A councilperson told the BBC, “Mr Osbourne cannot convert his listed building until satisfactory surveys and related mitigation, allowing the bats and owls to remain living on the site, is submitted.” Then they added, “We must be satisfied measures have been put in place to protect the animals before planning permission can be considered.”
It has been debated whether he really bit the head of a bat off by accident, and now I bet he is wishing he did it on purposes. So as it stands, it is Ozzy 1, Bats 1! Let’s see who wins the next round?


Whose new hairdo is a bigger hairdon’t?
April 7th, 2014 under Better than..., Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha, The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]

Katy Perry and Kelly Osbourne change their hair color and style more than we change our underwear, and in the last day both women debuted their new hairdos. The California Girl dyed her Bob “slime green” and the Fashion Police officer shaved the left side of her head. So whose look has you seeing green with envy and which one do you want to shave it all off? I prefer Kelly’s only because you can cover up her hairdon’t faster than Katy can dye hers back to black.


Sharon Osbourne’s dog looks like Kelly!
December 27th, 2013 under The Osbournes. [ Comments: 2 ]

Kelly Osbourne Tweeted a picture of her mother’s dog and said, “#BitchStoleMyLook my mums dog Bella really needs to stop it!” Now that Bella has that same ugly light purple mop that her sister has, the two of them look just like twins. So who’s the bitch now?


Sharon Osbourne offers to show Colin Farrell her tightended vajayjay
November 30th, 2013 under Colin Farrell, Graham Norton, The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]

Sharon Osbourse was on Graham Norton’s show and he made the mistake of asking her what was the most painful plastic surgery procedure she has gotten. She told him, “having my vag!na tightened.” That revelation totally shocked Colin Farrell (who knew that you could) and he wanted to know more, so she offered to show it to him.
Thankfully Jo Brand broke the uncomfortableness by she saying she did the same thing, but she did her’s at home with a Singer sewing machine.
Just when I think that Sharon Osbourne can no longer shock me with her TMI stories, she says something like this. Things I could’ve gone without knowing.


Kelly Osbourne doesn’t want you to look at her eyes!
September 6th, 2013 under The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]

Kelly Osbourne Tweeted the above photo declaring that her boobs are getting so big in a cleavage revealing dress. Why are they growing we don’t know. The cause could be natural, maybe she is putting on a few pounds or maybe the recently engaged host is pregnant? Which one do you think it is?


Black Sabbath’s music will make your plants grow!
April 23rd, 2013 under The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]

How many times have you thought that the calming sound of classical music would make your plants grow? Well you would be completely wrong because turns out that the hard core beats of Black Sabbath does wonder for your green friends. According to The Guardian garden guru Chris Beardshaw tried out 3 different types of audio to see which sounds would make his flowers prosper and the buds were not paranoid to bloom when they heard Ozzy Osbourne’s voice. While the ones listening to classical music grew shorter than the ones in the silent house. So who was the greenhouse killer? Turns out Sir Cliff Richard’s voice is not one you want your plants to hear, unless you want them to die.
Who would’ve ever guessed that The Prince of Darkness is the complete opposite to plants?
Also we found out from this study that if they make The Happening 2, just make M Night Shyamalan listen to Cliff Richard and that should quickly kill off any notion of a sequel!


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