Taylor Lautner might be the star of the young people, but he wasn’t doing what they do until today. That’s because everyone’s favorite Werewolf finally decided to join Instagram and he asked some friends to help him out with his first post.
First he went to Adam Sandler, but his dog wouldn’t let him be in it. Then he went to David Spade, but he was reluctant do it. That was until Lautner offered him a number he couldn’t refuse. That number was 10 digits. Not $1 billion, but Taylor Swift’s cell. Wonder how the singer will feel about her ex-boyfriend giving out her number? She’ll probably be OK with it after she finds out who he gave it to! If they hook up, the couple could be known as Swade. How perfect is that name?
We know that Gene Simmons‘ long tongue has seen a lot action throughout his career, and now we can add one more place where it has been. That place is Adam Sandler’s ear. The KISS singer didn’t only whisper sweet things into his Little Nicky’s ear, he made like their song and Lick It Up.
Is it wrong that I want to know what that feels like? I mean we have heard he can do incredible things with his tongue, aren’t you interested to see if it is true?
Chanukah is not until December 6th, but that isn’t stopping Adam Sandler from releasing the 4th edition of The Chanukah Song now. Over the weekend while he was performing at the Judd Apatow & Friends event during the New York Comedy Festival, he debuted the newest version of the song.
I guess there weren’t that many new Jewish celebrities since the last one came out because there aren’t that many new members to the tribe in his melody. I think the only new ones he mentioned are Adam Levine, David Beckham, Idina Menzel and Daniel Radcliffe. Who do you think he missed?
If you want to read the lyrics, you can read them on Vulture.
Netflix released the first trailer for their first movie with Adam Sandler and The Ridiculous Six looks like it lives up to the title. As it is the six times the ridiculousness. Then again it is an Sandler film, what do you expect? Oscar worthy work?
Plus, the fact that it is on Netflix means that it is basically free, so you don’t feel as bad that you wasted 90 minutes of your life on one of his movie. Because the thing is, every now and again he does a good movie and you are not disappointed that you saw it. For example, I loved Blended, but I loathed Jack & Jill and That’s My Boy. So you never know with him.
Mark your calendars for December 11th because that is when you can start streaming this movie.
Pixels is being destroyed by the critics and none more than MovieBob. He took to YouTube to post a 10 minute rant how much he despised the movie. He ripped it a new one, so much so when it was done Adam Sandler was sent back to a time when Arcades were cool.
Even though MovieBob detested the movie, I still want to see it. I don’t care what the critics say, I still like Adam Sandler films.
I honestly think if Judd Apatow or Paul Feig did the Pixels, then all of those critics would’ve thought the flick was the best movie of the year.
The second trailer is out for Pixels and I don’t get why people are trashing Adam Sandler’s latest movie. I think it looks like this year’s best film. I know I am more excited to see it than I was/am to see Fifty Shades of Grey, The Avengers: Age of Ultron and Star Wars: The Force Awakens combined. Seriously, doesn’t it look like a lot of fun? Who will be there with me on July 24th to watch ’80s videogames attack?
While some men find movies with car chases and shoot outs as their ultimate Dick Flick, basement dwellers will see Pixels as their superior summer blockbuster. For years, they have dreamed about a world where classic videogames like Pac-Man, Asteroids and Donkey Kong are attacking the world, and now it is becoming as close to a reality as can via this movie. They have wanted to get a phone call from the World Leaders begging them to help fight the war against videogames, but even they know that will never happen. At least, I think they do. Anyways, since that can’t happen, they can see what it would look like if it did.
I don’t know about you, I am girl and even I can’t wait to see this film. It looks like it will be stupid enough to be really fun. I think this will be the movie to relaunch Adam Sandler’s box office career.
So do you want to play a game or are you going to save your quarters when Pixels comes out on July 24th?
Comedy Central thought it would be a sweet idea if they reunited Happy Gilmore stars, Bob Barker and Adam Sandler, for their for the annual benefit event, Night of Too Many Stars, and they were gravely mistaken. Even though it has been almost 20 years since their movie came out, the two of them still have a lot of hard feelings towards each other. The blood between them is so bad, that they each lost a few pints of it during the battle. Thankfully, they were in a hospital at the time, otherwise neither one of them would’ve made it.
To see what other brilliant gags Comedy Central has planned to raise money and awareness for Autism, tune into Night of Too Many Stars this Sunday at 9p.
Adam Sandler was on The Late Show tonight and David Letterman wanted to know how he keeps his youthful appearance. Little Nicky revealed he would never get plastic surgery, so then how does he do it? When Zohan is filming a closeup, he has an assistant stand behind him and pulls his facial skin to the back of his head. It’s like an instant face lift without any knives.
Not a bad way for him to keep looking like he did when he started on Saturday Night Live back in 1990. While it is not bad for him, it totally sucks for his assistant. I’d hate that job!
Adam Sandler was a guest on The Tonight Show yesterday and he turned the table on Jay Leno by asking him questions. One of the things Billy Madison had to know is if the NBC late night host ever accidentally got an erection during the middle of interview. If you think about it, it is a given for any host because of the tight outfits some of the actresses wear on the show. Which explains why all the hosts are behind a desk. It is to hide when their mic wants to stand straight up and have that guest hold him. At least that is what Leno was hinting at when he answered the question.