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James Corden dislocated his penis for Matt Damon!
August 2nd, 2016 under James Corden, Matt Damon. [ Comments: none ]

James Corden thinks that he looks a lot like Matt Damon, so Matt Damon offered him a role in Jason Bourne. What was that part? The Late Late Show host is his stunt double.
The first scene was a fight one and he was left with a black eye. The next one was a little tougher, when the CBS host had to jump off of a building into a dumpster. He was not successful in his dumpster dive because he missed it. Therefore, he suffered a shattered elbow, a sprained his neck and a dislocated penis. If that was not enough insult to injury, his last stunt was a career ender. But sadly it was not enough to get Matt Damon out of being a guest on the CBS talk show.
Will we get to see Corden in the movie? Sadly, his scenes were left on the cutting room floor, right next to last place where James still had a functioning penis!


Matt Damon turns ordinary people into Jack Bourne!
June 29th, 2016 under Matt Damon. [ Comments: none ]

Matt Damon was hanging out at The Grove and he decided to prank some shoppers for a good cause. Together with Omaze, they had someone drop a phone in front of an unsuspecting people as it rang. When they picked it up, he gave them different instructions. But they all wound up getting an envelope from a strange man that lead them to Matt Damon. Damon had a surprise for them when they came face to face, tickets to the premiere of the latest Jason Bourne movie.
What made this prank so awesome, is their reactions. Like when he told a guy to buy a hot dog, and the guy is like they cost $14. I would’ve hung up if someone asked me to blow that much money on a wiener.
Why did he do all of this? To bring awareness to his Omaze contest which is raising money for his charity Water.Org. The winner will get to hang with him at the premiere in Vegas later this summer. That’s a win/win.


Jimmy Kimmel reworks the Jason Bourne trailer!
April 22nd, 2016 under Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon. [ Comments: none ]

Earlier this week, the new trailer for Jason Bourne came out. Yesterday, Jimmy Kimmel reworked to make it more to his liking. The action movie is now about comedy about called Bourne Loser. I don’t know about you, but I prefer the Jimmy Kimmel Live version!


Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne
April 21st, 2016 under Matt Damon. [ Comments: none ]

Jason Bourne is back and he ain’t messing around this time. This is the ultimate summer action movie because it is has car chases, fights and a pretty blond. Granted the last one is for the girls because who doesn’t love seeing Matt Damon at his best?
So mark your calendars for July 29th because you don’t want to miss this D!ck Flick.


This Producers parody about Trump is more logical than the real thing
February 29th, 2016 under Donald Trump, Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday after the Oscars, Jimmy Kimmel Live had their annual special and it didn’t disappoint. They got Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick to reprise their roles from The Producers and we find out that they are responsible for Donald Trump running for President. Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom came up with a plan to get someone awful to run for President, so that they can get the money they raise from his campaign to keep as their own. Only problem, no matter how many awful things they tell him to do, he keeps getting more popular. So now we know who is at fault for Donald Trump. Blame The Producers for Springtime for Donald and America (think the song from the movie/show/movie). When it is going to be Fall?
The show wasn’t only about this bit, poor Matt Damon was picked on in not one but three bits. One is not worth posting, but the other two are. Although, I have to admit, not only do I want Jimmy Kimmel to shave that messy ugly beard, I also want him to stop picking on Damon already. He is coming off as really mean and it is old, like really old. Time to move on and just make peace already. Find a new arch nemesis. Who is with me?


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