Jenny Mollen has a new book out called Live Fast Die Hot and her husband modeled it. Jason Biggs didn’t hold it up high, instead he wore it like it was an apple pie. You know, like he did in American Pie. And that was an image I didn’t today or any day. So that book is now called Look Fast, Throw Up to me.
Dan Levy was up Schitt’s Creek when he had to film a sex scene for the show. That’s because his dad Eugene Levy, who also stars on the show, came down to the set to watch it. Conan O’Brien, like everyone else, was thinking why did the dad watch that in person, so he asked him that very question on his TBS show yesterday. The son revealed that his dad is like a “Dance Mom” who is proud to watch his kid at work. But the dad claims that he is a producer on the show and that is why he was there standing over him as he filmed it. Although his father admitted, “I’m not saying it wasn’t a little creepy. But, you know, it is kind of an icky thing when you are, you know, watching your kid doing a bed scene.” Then again, I am sure the kid has seen his dad go at in the American Pie movies, so they are even. Just not a thing you want to be even on.
Jenny Mollen shared a photo of her husband wearing her garter and strap, but it makes it look like Jason Biggs is wearing a sexy red lace leash. Knowing how much she loves dogs, it wouldn’t surprise me if she treated him like one. And I can see him enjoying that because he seems like the type who would like it ruff.
Just when you thought you saw it all on Instagram, Jason Biggs let’s us know we haven’t. Today he shared a photo of himself on the crapper taking a crap. He said, “Guys. This is HUGE for me. I’m taking a poop in a public restroom. To answer some of your inevitable questions: yes, I was on a bike ride when the urge struck, and yes, I am currently on a heavy dose of Zoloft.” Turns out he is more of Finch than Finch was in American Pie.
Now back to Biggs, so ewwwww. What more can you say after seeing someone take a dump? Did I saw ewwwww?