Being a housekeeper for a celebrity might not be an ideal job, but Jenny Mollen is giving you a reason to apply to work for her husband Jason Biggs and her. When the American Pie star is at home and not working, he catches up on some much needed sleep. So his loving wife of 5 years leaves a message on him for the housekeepers while he is resting; and she left a message on Twitter for those who want to apply for the job by saying “Thought I’d leave a little something extra housekeeping today…” Depending what you do to him when you take the pictures, will determine how much money you can make off of the photos you take. Although we saw him naked in American Reunion, what is there left to do for him!
Jason Biggs and his wife Tweet about The Bachelor every Monday in their own special way and yesterday he added this picture to their gallery of TMI pictures dedicated to the show that has included one of his testicles with a happy face. Well now he has recreated that infamous scene from American Pie with an Us Weekly and said “Oops, just took his virginity.” I just don’t know what to say about that photo. They say a picture is worth a 1,000 words and this one only leaves me one, “ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!”
Jason Biggs auditioned for Matthew McConaughey’s role in Magic Mike, but for some reason he didn’t get. I have no idea why he didn’t because in the audition tape that was released by his assistant, he showed off his sexy moves and I was like Schwing. Between seeing his huge schlong in American Reunion (which is out on DVD now) and this video, I know have a new go-to fantasy man during sex. Is anyone as turned on as I am?
The big controversy this week is the cover of Time magazine with a mother breastfeeding her three year old son, and Jason Biggs recreated that picture with his wife Jenny Mollen. All I have to say about the picture is that I totally agree with the guy who is sitting in the back. I mean what else can you say about the happily married couple and this picture?
Oh and this isn’t the first time we have seen the American Pie breastfeed from his wife, if you want to see the other picture then click here. Which one do you like better?
Jason Biggs is touring the world to promote American Reunion and in Madrid he showed off something incredible that he finally mastered. He Tweeted the above picture and said, “Finally, after years of practice, I have succeeded in sucking my own dick.” Now that he can do something very few men can do, I wonder if he will be getting a divorce from his wife. You know because if a man can satisfy himself like that, why would he need a woman?
The cast of American Pie is London for the premiere of American Reunion and I can’t help but wonder if that is where they might film the inevitable sequel. Doesn’t it look like the perfect backdrop for the next movie in the franchise.
And by the looks of the picture that Thomas Ian Nicholas posted, they better film it quickly because Jason Biggs needs the money. I mean why else would he be taking pictures at the premiere of his own movie?
During the premiere of American Reunion in LA, Jason Bigg’s wife accidentally grazed Eddie Kaye Thomas’ testicles after her husband ripped his pants and now Finch was able to get his revenge that definitely left a mark. Jenny Mollen Tweeted the above picture and said, “Eddie Kay Thomas just signed my tit.”
No word how her husband feels about it, but I am sure he tried to lick it off as hard he can as soon as he saw it.
Seann William Scott was on Ellen the other day and the daytime talk show host aired video of him before he was in American Pie. Like most actors he had to pay his dues, and he paid them by being a runway model. But he wasn’t a suit, instead it was just a pair of tight black shorts that left little to the imagination. So much so it gave me a Stifler.
Back in 1999 Jason Biggs did something to an apple pie that is unforgivable and now 13 years that apple pie is finally getting his just desserts. In this never before seen video that was acquired by Funny Or Die, you can see as the pie takes a slice out of Biggs and tells him to “Say my name, bitch?”
Now that pie can feel vindicated when he goes to see American Reunion on Friday.