If you are like me, then you think that John Stamos is perfect. But yesterday he shared a photo that proves that he is not. Uncle Jesse sweats just like all of us. As witnessed when things got really hot on the set of his pilot.
You know what, seeing this little imperfection, makes him even more perfect. Don’t you agree?
Yesterday, the world was shocked and saddened when Zayn Malik announced that he was quitting One Direction. As soon as people were able to accept and comprehend his departure and the desperate need for a replacement, several men started throwing in their names into the hat. While singers like Weird Al Yankovic just Tweeted about, John Stamos and Conan‘s Andy Richter went even further. Both men made audition tapes.
Watch the videos above of them both singing What Makes You Beautiful and tell me who is a more beautiful choice for the job? Personally, I think Richter is so much sexier with the 1D!
John Stamos is working on his new pilot with Dan Fogelman, where he plays a grandfather, and he wants to show us he is only playing one on TV. Uncle Jesse was photographed with his pants down and those are not the legs of man who is old enough to have a kid who is old enough to have a kid. Plus, what grandpa wears briefs like that?
Sounds like he is going to have a lot of convincing to do to convince us he is a Pop Pop. If anyone can convince us, it is him!
So ladies, you just had sex with John Stamos, what are you going to ask him for? According to what he told Ali Adler for her book, How To F*ck a Woman, several of his conquests asked him for a Selfie when they were done. Awkward. I would ask him for money, but that is me.
Although, I might not because according to Page Six, he also said in the book, “It’s about listening, asking, talking…I guess I do approach sex in a musical way. With me, it’s more rhythm than melody with a woman…but it’s all listening…With women, you have to listen to their bodies.”
I don’t know what I want more, to read Adler’s book or to bed Uncle Jesse. Who am I kidding, you know the answer. We all have the same one! The book!
Josh Groban and John Stamos are two very well liked celebrities and it is not only because they are immensely talented. It is also because both of them have big hearts. While most stars whine about being a star, these two made Christmas brighter for several people.
Josh Groban went to Target (My Target BTW and now I know why there were no toys left to buy for my niece. He could’ve left me Olaf at least.) and bought several cartloads of gifts for Toys for Tots with some Marines. While John Stamos teamed up with JC Penny to pay the bills for several unsuspecting customers as part of their Just Got Jingled campaign.
So the next time you hear about a celebrity being bitchy about their celebritydom, think of these two guys who actually did something good with their fame. More of those annoying famewhores should be like Josh Groban and John Stamos, who made beautiful music for a lot of people this holiday! And to Josh and John, where’s my gift? Joking!
John Stamos shared this photo of himself in the cockpit, and I have to wonder if he would rather pit his cock in another part of the plane. You know, like the lavatory? Sadly, nope. He was just getting a tour of the JetBlue plane with his nephew who was flying for the first time.
But for a second it was fun to think about flying his friendly skies!
John Stamos took an art class and looks like he learned something about body painting from his ex-wife, Rebecca Romijn. No word, whose hand is just over his crotch, but there are a lot of women who would volunteer to be his paint brush. Those ladies would get even more joy out of the job than The Happy Painter aka Bob Ross would get when he added a tree to one of his paintings.
John Stamos ran into Mrs Claus over the weekend, and he whispered something in her ear. He didn’t say what it was, but you know it had to be nice with a little naughtiness mixed in. Exactly like him.
If you could have him say something in to your hear, what would want it to be?
Rob Lowe and John Stamos ran into each at the airport and the never ageing hotties took a Selfie together. It is the picture you have been wanting, but you never knew it. Now that you have it, you want more more more! So someone give them a show together, ASAP. I am sure I would not be the only person watching.