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The CHiPs movie red bad trailer is a criminal offense
March 2nd, 2017 under Stupid Sequels/Remakes. [ Comments: none ]

On March 24th, CHiPs is going from the small screen to the big screen and it should not be happening. It looks so bad that the California Highway Patrol should seize all the trucks that are carrying all the copies of the film and blow them up. All you need to do is fill the trucks with gas, have Erik Estrada stand next to them during the sunniest part of the day and tell him to smile. That will make them go up in flames before you can say CHiPs. When it comes to making the original Poncherello smile bigly enough to do that, all you have to do is tell him what is inside the trucks. The destruction of the evidence will not only make him smile from ear to ear, it will make us to do the same.

Seriously, doesn’t that movie look like Razzie’s Worst Movie of the year? All the other movies can drop out of the race because none of them have a chance against this POS.


Go, go, go Power Rangers away
January 19th, 2017 under Stupid Sequels/Remakes. [ Comments: none ]

I will admit, I never watched Power Rangers but even I know this trailer for the movie is a slap in the face for fans of the original shows. It looks like all the other DC Comics and Marvel movies that are out there. There is nothing about special it. Nothing that makes it any different than all the Comic Book movies.
Therefore, will be skipping it when it comes out on March 24th, will you be there to be to see it.
On a positive note, it looks better than the Gem and the Holograms film that reportedly came out last year.


Who asked for a White Men Can Jump remake?
January 17th, 2017 under Stupid Sequels/Remakes. [ Comments: none ]

Can you believe White Men Can Jump is celebrating its 25th anniversary this year? Not only that, according to The Hollywood Reporter Black-ish’s creator Kenya Barris and sports stars’ NBA’s Blake Griffin and NFL’s Ryan Kalil are remaking it.
Who asked for that? The movie was OK in 1992, but it doesn’t hold up well. The only reason we are still talking about it because of its two stars Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes.
Seriously, do you think this movie needs to be remade?


This is not TV’s CHiPs
January 12th, 2017 under Stupid Sequels/Remakes. [ Comments: none ]

The first trailer for the big screen version of CHiPs is out and it looks like the bombs that keep going off during it. Seriously, it looks so bad, even the Razzies wouldn’t nominate it. I just can’t say anything nice about it. Except maybe the real California Highway Patrol will pull over the truck that is carrying all the copies of the film and destroy it.
Where is Erik Estrada when you need him?


Can we sink the Splash remake?
August 1st, 2016 under Channing Tatum, Stupid Sequels/Remakes. [ Comments: none ]

That high pitched scream you heard was not from Daryl Hannah saying her real name in Splash, but me when I just read in The Hollywood Reporter that they are remaking the 1984 movie with Channing Tatum as the Mermaid.
Splash is a movie that holds up very well, so there is no reason to remake it. Let alone to remake with Channing Tatum in Hannah’s role and Jillian Bell in Tom Hanks’s part. No.
Who wants to see a movie with a male Mermaid? Not being sexist, but they are women. At least half women, but you know what I mean.
Tatum needs to stick with what he does best, dancing half naked in movies like Step Up and Magic Mike. Not playing a half naked Merman.
Dear Hollywood and Disney, Stop remaking great movies and turning them into crappy ones. Didn’t this summer’s box office teach you anything? Guess not.


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