Back when Snooki was doing Jersey Shore, she never would show off her belly. Well now that she is a mom, she loves to show off her post-pregnancy figure. Who knew motherhood would be the thing that would get her into shape she is in now?
Snooki posted these pictures of herself and said, “Super hero bratz doll ready to frolic 💃💃”. But when I saw those photos, all I could think is that her hair is now bigger than her. Seriously she is more hair and platforms than she is a person. What happened to the girl we knew on Jersey Shore?
Snooki was a guest on Anderson Cooper’s show yesterday and she brought out some of her breast milk in a glass for him to try. The host of Anderson Live will travel the world and risk his life to get the story, but he draws the line when it comes to drinking anything that comes out of a woman.
Snooki Tweeted this picture of JWOWW and her and all I could think is that she is trying to breastfeed from her BFF. There is a time and a place for the duck face and then there is a time and place where it isn’t. The isn’t is when your mouth is level with your friend’s boob like in this picture.
But then again it could just be Snooki missing her son Lorenzo so this is her way of substituting for that.
The second season trailer Snooki & JWOWW is out and look likes we are going to see her give birth to Lorenzo. I don’t know about you, but I would rather see her do a cartwheel with no underwear again than that. Is nothing private?
CMT is debuting two new reality shows tonight and each is better than the other!
At 10p we get to know the Chainsaw Gang and you will be surprised how a chainsaw carving into a tree can make some of the most beautiful art you will ever see. Stacy Poitras is the owner and he will impress you how amazing he is. But he isn’t only about working, he is also about having fun. Rio is second in charge and he knows how to party. Then there is poor Steele who is the rookie and the gang have a lot of fun torturing him in the name of training. Finally there is former model Matt who proves that blonde men can be dumb too. You have to watch him hit on women unsuccessfully because it will make you laugh out loud.
During tonight’s season premiere Stacy will carve out Michelangelo in the biggest tree truck you have ever seen and it will be his toughest goal yet. And he will be doing in front of people outside a mall in Thousand Oaks, Ca. No pressure, right? Wrong!
Then at 10:30p we go to Trinity, Tx for Big Texas Heat. As we know everything is bigger in Texas and that is the case for these cops’ waistlines. Chief Steven Jones runs the department and he is having more fun than what should be legally allowed. Even though he is tough during day, he loses that toughness when it comes to his wife. Then there is Donald Givens who goes by Big Sexy, once you see him you know why he has that nickname. Sergeant Randy Wheeler is a tough guy on the streets but he is the practical joker in the bunch. Poor rookie Felix Morales feels the brunt of his co-workers abuse and all he wants to do is be a full blown cop. He is given a chance to do what every one does, but will he be able to handle it.
I wish more police stations were like the ones featured on Big Texas Heat because if they were we might like them more!
So tune in for two great shows that make you want to stay home on a Saturday night.
On Monday Hurricane Sandy changed the Jersey Shore forever and one of the people that made the place notorious is giving back to those who suffered loss from the storm. Snooki Tweeted, “Cleaning my closet today to donate clothes and whatever I can do the victims affected by sandy! I’m comin with clothes!!!!” I have to wonder haven’t the people on the East Coast suffered enough.
Sorry she made it too easy. Seriously though I respect her for donating not only clothes to the recovery, but also money. Being mom has changed her for the better!
…when you are not good enough to make it on to Redneck Island! Next Saturday CMT is debuting Redneck Island‘s second season at 9p and they have posted a video of the people that weren’t good or is it bad enough to be on the reality show. To see the rednecks that were worthy enough to be on the show, you will have to tune in to find out. But personally I think that CMT should just have a show of the people who sent in their tapes for the audition. How much fun would that be?
And what is even more fun is the show that debuts after Redneck Island at 10p. All I will say is you are going to want to add Chainsaw Gang to your viewing schedule because it is a cut above the rest!
Big Ang was on The Wendy Williams Show and she told the daytime talk show host how her boobs have killed before. Big Ang was on vacation in upstate NY in an area that is known for having bats. She explained she was standing outside a restaurant when something hit her in the chest. She didn’t know what it was until she looked down and saw a dead bat at her feet. Instead of feeling proud of what her chest had done, she felt bad that she killed a living thing. I wonder if she tells guys that story before she allows them to t!tty f*ck her. You know in a way her t!ts should come with a warning like, “Buyer beware: The girls have killed in the past and I have no control of their actions. So enter at your own risk.”
BTW am I the only one would love to see Big Ang and Wendy Williams have a show together? I think would be craycray.