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Didn’t Jessica Alba just have a baby two weeks ago?
September 1st, 2011 under Jessica Alba. [ Comments: none ]

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Jessica Alba gave birth to Haven Garner on August 13th and she already looks like she lost most of her baby weight. I just have one word to say about it…bitch!


Jessica Alba has another daughter!
August 14th, 2011 under Jessica Alba. [ Comments: none ]

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Jessica Alba gave birth to her second daughter this weekend. She posted the news on her Facebook and said “Hope you’re enjoying the weekend. Cash and I are so excited to announce the birth of our daughter, Haven Garner Warren. She was born on Saturday, weighed 7lbs, and was 19 inches long. Healthy and happy! Big Sister Honor couldn’t be more excited about the new addition to our family.” No reason was given why she named her Haven Garner, but I am wondering if it is because she is a fan of the Syfy show Haven and also of Jennifer Garner? I am sure when she does the mandatory post-birth photoshoot with whichever weekly magazine she chooses, she will explain the name.
BTW she also didn’t mention if Jimmy Kimmel was in the delivery room with her, afterall he attended birthing class with her earlier in the week.


Jessica Alba is Jimmy Kimmel’s birth coach!!!
August 10th, 2011 under Jessica Alba, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

Jessica Alba was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, so the ABC late night host thought it would be fair to be her guest at a birthing class. I am sure the pregnant actress regretted her decision as soon as he said vagina for the first time. In fact he said it so much, even she had to say it. But it didn’t stop just with words, he also was the class demonstrator and at one point he opted to birth a baby with Jessica as his birthing coach. It is a side of Jimmy Kimmel we have never seen and I pray we never seen it again.
Can I tell you that bit was great birth control for me because if the father of my baby acted like Kimmel did in that birthing class, I will be a single mother by the time my baby is born.


Jessica Alba makeup free!
June 2nd, 2011 under Jessica Alba, No makeup. [ Comments: none ]

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Jessica Alba is very pregnant with her second child and I guess she doesn’t have time to put makeup on. But you know what it doesn’t make a difference because she looks the same with or without it. I wish I had that problem!


Jessica Alba is expecting another Little Focker!
February 16th, 2011 under Jessica Alba. [ Comments: none ]

(photo from WireImage)

Jessica Alba took to Facebook to make a little announcement.

It’s been a while since I’ve been on FB & I thought I’d drop by to let you all in on some exciting news>Honor is going to be a Big Sister! Cash and I are thrilled and wanted to share the news directly with you so you didn’t hear about it somewhere else. I appreciated all of the love and support you all gave me during my first pregnancy and will definitely appreciate it again this time around. Have a great day! Jess

She didn’t say when her two year old daughter will be a big sister, but by the looks of the above picture she is just starting to show so she’s probably having the baby in the late summer.
BTW I kind of thought she looked pregnant over the last few weeks, but you never know until they confirm it.


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