Ed Helms was promoting his film Vacation on Watch What Happens Live and a caller asked him which co-star would he shag, marry and kill out of Jennifer Aniston, Rashida Jones and Christina Applegate. At first he said he would shag them all, but that is not how you play the game. So he said he would shag Aniston, marry Jones and kill Applegate. Which has to make you wonder if he hated working with her. I mean why else would anyone want to kill his co-star?
We never did find out why he chose to kill his latest movie wife because they went to commercial break almost immediately. So I guess it is up to our imaginations!
Debra Messing was on Watch What Happens Live the other night and a caller wanted to know who is her favorite and least favorite co-stars who were on Will & Grace. Her favorite one was her TV husband and American Idol judge Harry Connick Jr. Then it was time to admit who was the opposite of the crooner’s. She said, “You know who, at the time, I wasn’t a fan of?” Andy Cohen asked, “Who?” She told him, “Jeremy Piven.” Then she explained, “You know why?…I had to kiss a lot of boys on that show. And, he, we were rehearsing and the very first day of rehearsal, he shoved his tongue all the way down to my heart. And I was just like whoa and he’s goes, ‘yeah!’ He’s like, ‘Yep, that’s it, I’m in, I’m in.'” Then she added, “I was just like, you know, this is comedy, you know, we don’t really go that deep and every time he went for it.”
Hey Jeremy. I don’t know who told you women liked to be deep throated like that, but they totally lied to you. Bring it back up and work the mouth, and you will find out that is the true way to get to her heart.
Lisa Edelstein invited her dad to watch Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce with her tonight, only problem is that she forgot she had a sex scene in the episode. If you seen Bravo’s first scripted show, then you know those scenes are not that tame. What happened when that moment came up in the drama? She did what any daughter, no matter how old she is, would do; she covered his eyes and laughed in embarrassment. Even if she couldn’t get her hand there in time, he already protected himself from the image no father wants burned into their mind.
So the next time she wants to watch her show with her dad, she needs to have an editor make a DVD of it with the love scenes edited out. Poor Mr Edelstein.
The ad for Bravo’s Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce has been deemed “implied inappropriate creative” by NY and LA’s MTA according to the show’s star Lisa Edlestein. The actress is holding up her ring finger, but too many people see to think it is the middle finger that she has raised up. So because of that the poster has been pulled by the country’s two biggest markets.
I don’t understand what is so wrong with the ad because I learned how to use one finger salute in NYC and I still use it in LA. Do you think the ad is inappropriate?
Jenny McCarthy was on Watch What Happens Live yesterday and a viewer asked her how has sex changed since she got married to Donnie Wahlberg. She boasted, “Without a doubt, it gets better every single time I make love to him. First of all, he has the most beautiful penis I’ve ever seen in my life. But you know what it is, he knows how to [use it].” Then she explained how his new kid has the right stuff for her vajayjay. She said, “The size is perfect. I can’t get too descriptive. But, you know what I mean! It fits my vagina perfectly and hits the spots right.” In other words, we are all thinking he must have a big fat one to satisfy her.
And it is more than we ever need to know about the Blue Bloods’ star. I don’t know if I should be impressed or grossed out. I am thinking the latter because of the person who told us the TMI.
Dane Cook was on Watch What Happens Live and Andy Cohen asked him some tough questions. The Bravo host wanted to know who was the comedian’s worst on-screen kiss. He said it was Kate Hudson in My Best Friend’s Girl. Then he explained, “I think she purposely ate a feast of onions right before the scene. I had to burn her on that one.” I can’t blame her, if I had to kiss him I would do the same thing. Although, I would probably eat some garlic too.
Then Cohen wanted to know how many Groupies he’s been with and he said a few hundred. Are there that many desperate women who want to sleep with a celebrity that they would have sex with him? That is really sad for my gender. But then again, I think he is lying. Don’t you think he is exaggerating too?
Yesterday on Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey, Nicole Napolitano and Amber Marchese got into a catfight and Nicole wound up taking home a hairy prize. As in, she pulled out some of Amber’s hair.
I guess that is why they were all dressed up as firefighters; they knew that the party was going to turn into an inferno. Granted the costumes didn’t help to put out the fire before the damage was done.
I normally don’t agree with the stuff that comes out of Joan Rivers’ mouth, but I agreed with what she said about Gwyneth Paltrow on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live. Rivers was asked by a viewer, what was the worse backlash that she has received for anything she has said on her show, Fashion Police. She made some faces as she told her, “The worst criticism was from Gwyneth Paltrow.” Then she added, “She came and yelled at us. She stood up. She can’t sit down because she has a stick up her rear end.” If ever that joke worked, that was it.
No word how Paltrow responded to slam, but I am sure the stick and her will not be Conscious Uncoupling anytime soon after hearing what Joan said.
Women know how to be sexy and one of the least enticing things a woman can do in front of a man is put on her pantyhose. There is nothing about it that can turn on a man, but yet Kathy Griffin thinks if we see her do it that one man might get excited. To them it is just as thrilling as having phone sex with the red-headed comedian because her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
Do ya want her body and do ya think she is sexy in this picture? Come on, honey, let me know.
Kathy Griffin’s talk show Kathy has been cancelled by Bravo according to TV Line. All I can say is good riddance because, I know I am in the minority, but I don’t think she is funny. I say the less she is on the air, the better.