Khloe Kardashian’s new talk show Kocktails with Khloe debuted on FYI tonight and she decided to have her younger sister prank her older one. In other words, she had Kendall Jenner call Kim Kardashian and tell her that she is pregnant. How did big sis react? She made it all about her and advised to call anyone else to find out what to do. Instead of offering compassion, she complained how she isn’t sleeping because North was up all night and Saint is constantly feeding. Before Khloe admitted it was all a prank, Kim asked Kendall to babysit her kids and make a decision after that.
So if you wanted to see the real Kim, there you have seen it. Like what you see?
Howard Stern heard that Khloe Kardashian gives good blow jobs, so he asked her what is her secret? She told him she has DSL. What is DSL? It is D!ck Sucking Lips. No comment.
If the DSL are not enough, then she revealed two other tips to working the tip. They are lots of saliva and use your hands.
So now you know why no man has given her any complaints after she has gone down on them. But then again, when has a man ever complained about any body giving him oral?
Oh and one final tip from me, don’t forget his friends. In other words, don’t just concentrate on the guy standing up for attention.
The Kardashians took a year off from their Kristmas Kard last year, but this year they are back with a new one. Instead of being all flashy and Kardashian like, they just displayed the four youngest ones (this was probably shot before Saint was born) of the Klan. They weren’t even dressed up for the occasion, North, Mason, Penelope and Reign were just wearing black. In other words, bo and ring.
Maybe next year they will be back to their old selves. Or better yet, we won’t be caring about them anymore.
Two days after Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s second child graced us all with his presence, the proud parents released the name of their holy child. They named their son Saint because they are that full of themselves. Did we expect any less from them? I mean, his cousin’s name is Reign. Those poor boys.
Someone came up with a bra and underwear with Caitlyn Jenner’s face all over them and she gave them to Kylie to wear. What daughter doesn’t want to wear her dad’s face on her crotch? Ummm, all of them which explains the youngest Kardashian’s expression during this scene from Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
Kim Kardashian can stop complaining about being pregnant because she announced on her site that she gave birth to her son this morning. As of now Kanye West and her baby boy does not have a name, but I am sure he will have one soon. One we will most likeky laugh at like we did North.
Remember when Khloe Kardashian suddenly had a bigger butt and we wanted to know how she got it? Well, now she might’ve revealed her secret. She posted a photo on Instagram holding PureLeef. She described the product as, “@PureLeef enhancement cream is by far one of the best natural products that I’ve tried.” Then she added, “While working out consistently, it’s hard to maintain your curves in the right places while shedding in others. @PureLeef is a natural enhancement cream that uses safe, natural active ingredients to simulate fat cells in target areas.”
And here people like me thought it was unnaturally enhanced. Guess not.
Last week, Kim Kardashian was a guest on The Ellen DeGereres Show and there are rumors she was very difficult when the cameras weren’t rolling. Yesterday, Ellen took to her monologue to deny that. By doing so, she admitted something shocking. One magazine said that Mrs Kanye West is the guest from hell, and the daytime host said, “Guest from hell, that’s Betty White.”
I can’t believe it. The Golden Girl seems like she would be a heavenly guest! Which she is.
In all seriousness, why drag White down to defend Kim Kardashian. Not cool. But then again, it seemed like Ellen was going out of her way not to defend her by making such a joke out of the rumors. What do you think?