Robin Williams Tweeted the above picture and said “I think I wore it better!” I think he did too, don’t you agree?
BTW I would love to be a fly in the room when Kim Kardashian finds out that she looked like Mrs Doubtfire in her Met Gala dress. You know it is going to be ugly like some of the extreme things she has done in the name of beauty!
Kim Kardashian attended the Met Gala in a dress that reminded me of the curtains in my grandmother’s house. While it is a nice fitting dress for her at this stage in her pregnancy, the fabric is absolutely atrocious.
I’ve said this before and I am saying it again now, but I think whoever is dressing her while she is pregnant hates her more than we do. She has had a lot more bad outfits than good ones.
Kim Kardashian has always had big butt (something she is proud of), but it has gotten even biggggggggggger now that she is pregnant with her first child. In fact the rest of her body looks about the same as pre-pregnancy, but her best a$$et looks like it is carrying all of her baby weight.
Now I am not going off on how many pounds she has put on since little Kimye started growing inside of her because all women gain some weight while they are expecting. It is just the size of her a$$ that amazes me. While the average woman has a baby bump, she has baby bumps on the other of her body.
It is the stuff people like Sir-Mix-A-Lot write songs about.
Kim Kardashian’s belly and boobs are growing so fast, she can’t even fit into her shirts anymore. Yesterday she went out in a lace black camisole that barely fit over baby bump and she was showing some skin. I’ve said this before, I don’t know who is dressing her while she’s pregnant but they obviously hate her more than we do. Seriously she has worn some of the worst maternity wear, I’ve seen any celebrity wear.
Russell Brand was on Chelsea Lately yesterday. Chelsea Handler was not doing her show, but instead Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian were filling in for her. Well the three sisters were talking to Brand and he admitted he was “vulnerable to the concept of a KKK threesome.” I am not sure what is worse the concept of doing it with all The Kardashian girls at once or three members from the KKK. Both are just too horrible to think about, but at least the latter group would wear sheets over their heads so you wouldn’t have to look at them.
There is a rumor that Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy for a weight loss deal. Well she just posted a picture of her bare stomach and that looks more like a baby bump to beer belly to me. What do you think?
Khloe Kardashian was out and about the other day and the wind decided to reveal a little a secret of hers. Mrs. Lamar Odom wears Spanx. As if we didn’t know. Well we knew it, we just didn’t want photographic proof of it.
Kim Kardashian’s best a$$et has always been her a$$ and with her pregnancy it has become an even bigger a$$et. Well that was until now because her pregnancy boobs have finally come out and they are giving her other lady lumps a run for their money.
Now that they have gotten so much bigger, I bet this is the straightest she has been able to ever stand in her life without falling backwards because of the weight from behind. Now she has just as much to hold up in the front as she does the back, so it all evens out.
Thanks to Kim Kardashian posting this picture of her getting acupuncture, we know now what she would like if we were to throw darts at a photo of her. Too bad no one got a bullseye though. Better luck next throw.
As we all know nothing, and I do mean nothing, is off limits for The Kardashians. Case in point yesterday Khloe Kardashian appeared on her sisters’ show Kourtney and Kim Take Miami and she tried in, I mean on, a pair of Ben Wa Balls. You know the ones that Christian Grey forced Anastasia Steele to put inside of her before she went to dinner at his parents. But unlike The Fifty Shades of Grey innocent leading lady, Mrs Odom got her balls stuck up there. In fact they were so stuck that Kourtney had to help her younger sister get them out.
What else is there to say on this matter because the video speaks for itself and I really wish it was on mute.
UPDATE: I am posting the whole episode because at 33:00 in Kourtney and Kim ask Khloe to smell their pee on a towel after a week of drinking pineapple juice. The two older sisters wanted to know who had the sweeter smelling vajayjay. I will never ever drink a Pina Colada or a Malibu Pineapple ever again.
Thanks to Michael for telling me what came later in the episode. Although I am not sure, I really want to thank him.