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Kourtney Kardashian did not get the Karda$$ian
May 13th, 2015 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Scott Disick shared a photo of his baby mama in a bikini and all I could do was look at Kourtney Kardashian’s normal sized a$$. Now I get why we don’t talk about her, she doesn’t have anything to talk about. Maybe she should go down to Tijuana and get breast implants like that woman on Botched this week, so she can be just like her two younger sisters.
What am I saying, she should stay as is because it is nice to have one of Kris daughter’s be normal.


Kim Kardashian cleans up her act
May 9th, 2015 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Kim Kardashian posted a photo of herself fresh out of the shower and that’s the cleanest we’ve seen her look.
BTW is just me or she is totally smizing for the camera? Tyra Banks would be happy about that.


Kylie Jenner admits her lips don’t come from a shot glass, but a shot
May 6th, 2015 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

After months of speculation, and many injured fans, Kylie Jenner finally confirms her lips are fake. This Sunday on E!’s Keeping up with The Kardashians she confesses, “I have temporary lip fillers, it’s just an insecurity of mine and it’s what I wanted to do.”
The she added, “I want to admit to the lips, but people are so quick to judge me on everything, so I might have tiptoed around the truth, but I didn’t lie.” She just didn’t touch the truth either.
What’s the big deal? We pretty much know that her mother, her father and her sisters have had some work done, so why couldn’t she admit it earlier before several people stuck their lips into a shot glass. Oh yeah, the truth for that family can only be set free on their show.


Queen Bey makes Kim Kardashian look like the Court Jester
May 4th, 2015 under Beyonce, The Kardashians. [ Comments: 2 ]

Tonight was the annual Met Gala and Beyonce and Kim Kardashian showed up wearing similar dresses. When it comes to whose dress was better, hands down it was Beyonce. The singer has a much better body to wear a see-thru gown like that. Which is probably why she showed a lot more skin than Kanye West’s wife.
When it comes to the dresses, I think both suck. You are moms, class up your acts and dress like one. Plus, the only people who wear outfits like that are screaming for attention, and I didn’t think Beyonce was that desperate. Kim we know is, but Bey?
Finally, is it just me or ever since they let Kim Kardashian in, the Met Gala isn’t as classy as it used to be?


Khloe Kardashian texts a cleavage photo to Scott Disick
April 24th, 2015 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: 1 ]

Gotta love when your sister checks in for tit approval for her Instagram

A photo posted by Scott Disick (@letthelordbewithyou) on

Khloe Kardashian Texted a photo of her cleavage to her, basically, brother-in-law, Scott Disick to see if she should put it up on Instagram. What more do I need to say because the fact that they both posted their conversation about it on the photo sharing site says it all.
Just when I think that this family can’t do anything else to surprise me, they find a way. I dare not ask, what’s next.


Poor Kendall Jenner can only fit a toy car on her a$$
April 20th, 2015 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

We know that Kendall Jenner didn’t inherit her older sisters’ a$$es and in the photo above she proved it. While she can only get a Matchbox car on her butt, I think that Khloe and Kim Kardashian could fit a whole Mack Truck on theirs.
While she might not have gotten their badunkadunks; to me it looks like she has something in common with her big sises and that is she is shameless just like them.


Do not try the #KylieJennerLipChallenge at home!
April 20th, 2015 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: 1 ]

We know that The Kardashians are not the best influences, and the latest reason why is because of the Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge. Don’t know what it is? Basically teens are sticking their lips into a shot glass for 5 minutes to plump up their kissers to be like hers. What happens when the glass comes off makes them wish their was some Sambuca in it. (Not that they would know what that is because they are too young to drink.)
In fact the results are so shocking that some of these kids actually started to cry after seeing their big fat lips and you can’t blame. So don’t be like them, and just say no to the Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge. I wish I did…
xoxo Patrina!


Kim Kardashian or David Bowie in Labyrinth?
March 5th, 2015 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Kim Kardashian dyed her hair platinum blonde and I can’t get over how much she looks like David Bowie when he played the Goblin King in Labyrinth. Seriously, I think she looks even less human now than she did when jet black hair. What do you think of her bleached locks?


Khloe Kardashian wants to see if Blondes really do have more fun
March 1st, 2015 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: 1 ]

Khloe Kardashian is looking different than her sisters these days because she dyed her hair blonde. The lighter locks look good on her, but the only problem is that it really brings out her fake orange tan.
What do you think of her new hairdo?


Can someone buy Kim Kardashian some clothes?
February 26th, 2015 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Kim Kardashian just reached 27 million followers on Instagram, so she celebrated it by posting a photo of herself in a revealing bathing suit. I haven’t been sick of looking at a woman’s body since seeing Elizabeth Berkley’s body in Showgirls. She is a mom, and it would be nice if she started dressing like one.


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