Jimmy Kimmel Live came up with an invention that will make plowing snow fun for the man in your life. They took her infamous naked butt photo, blew up and put it on a snow blower. They placed the blower through her a$$hole and let the snow spew out.
Only problem was when they were doing the demonstration, the snow got stuck. So one of the workers had to stick his hand in to unjam it. And I am sure that isn’t the first time Kim’s butt has had a hand in it? And I am sure that it also isn’t the first time her a$$ has white stuff coming out of it? Ba da dump!
Kim Kardashian’s butt did not break the internet, but it did attract the attention of Taiwanese Animators. The best part about this a$$imation is they can make her bum as big as they want, and they made it huge!
She might be the butt of all jokes now, and this is the best visualization of it.
If you were looking forward to the Kardashian Kristmas Kard, then I have some bad news for you. The Kardashians ran out of time and they won’t be doing one this year. Kim Kardashian told Glamour Magazine that instead they will have a photobooth at their Kristmas party and do a New Year’s one instead. I don’t know about you, but it is just not the same.
I don’t know how we can have Christmas now. Oh well, thanks to Paper Magazine at least we got Thanksgiving Kard from Mrs Kanye West. You know that picture where she shows off her two butterball turkeys?
Kim Kardashian tried to break the internet yesterday by releasing two photos for her spread in Paper Magazine, and turns out those were the ones that were safe(r) for work.
Today Paper released the other two photos and Mrs Kanye West gave us a 180 on her body. As in she showed us her naked body from the knees up from the side and the front. She left nothing to imagination, and boy do I wish she did.
Today, I was talking to someone about yesterday’s photos. The mom of a 7 year old boy said to me that she thinks that Kim needs to remember she is mom now and can’t do the stuff she did before North West was born. She added that Kim needs to consider how her child is going to feel when Nori sees photos like this of her mom because you know her friends are going to show her these photos just to tease her.
I just wished she would keep her clothes on because I am so sick of looking at her body.
If you want to see the NSFInstagram photos, then check out Paper Magazine.
For years we have wanted to know what Kim Kardashian‘s talent is, and today we found it out. She can balance a champagne glass on her a$$. Granted, she could probably also balance a barrel of wine on it too.
BTW does anyone know what color wine goes with a greased up ham? For some reason the top photo has me thinking of ham? I don’t know why, but it does.
We’ve seen Kim Kardashian with and without clothes and now we are seeing her with bleached eyebrows that makes it look like she doesn’t have any. So why would she do that to herself? She claims on Instagram it is for a photoshoot. Who knew she was going to be on America’s Next Top Model because what other fashion photographer would think that look is a good idea besides Tyra Banks.
Seriously, out of all of Mrs Kanye West’s looks, I think this one is her absolute worse. I would say something positive if I could, but I can’t. Can you?
While most kids were going as a character from Frozen, Fergie and Josh Duhamel, and Kim Kardashian and Kanye West dressed their little stinkers up as skunks. When it comes to whose kid was cuter, let’s be honest both Axl and North West are equally as awwwwdorable as the hated animal. Don’t you agree?
BTW who knew that dressing up your child as a skunk was the in-thing to do in Hollywood? The trend did not travel over to the Valley because I didn’t a single one, although I did smell one. It was either a skunk or someone enjoying the holiday, I am not sure which!
Kim Kardashian Instgrammed this ad she did for the Kardashian Kollection, and all I could focus on is the fact that she was on all fours. I am sure it isn’t the first time and it most definitely won’t be the last that she finds herself in that position. Although, it might be the first time she is in that position with clothes on. Ba da dump.
Kat Dennings is on Ellen today and Ellen DeGeneres asked her what it was like to work with Kim Kardashian on the season premiere of 2 Broke Girls that airs this Monday on CBS at 9p. The waitress on TV told her, “I didn’t know what to expect, I was very nervous because I’ve seen so many episodes.” Then she added, “She was very sweet. She was very nice. And her a$$ is amazing.” She didn’t stop there, “I was so in love with her a$$.”
I am sure that Mrs Kanye West feels the same way about Max’s boobs.
Khloe Kardashian shared this GIF of Kim Kardashian and herself shaking their a$$ets. The one big takeaway I got from it, is that it seems that Mrs Kanye West isn’t any better at moving her hips since she made that sex tape with Ray-J. Her younger sister though, has some moves.