Remember when you saw Fergie’s video for MILF $, you were like did they photoshop Kim Kardashian’s skinny waist? Well she denied it and now she proved how she did it. She use Spanx, a waist shaper and anything else that would hold her in.
Now, my question is how did she breathe?
Yesterday on Snapchat, a toddler asked Kim Kardashian if she is famous. She told Sid, “I don’t like to use that term.” Then he wanted know to why she is famous and she shared with him, “That is up for question too.”
Not really, we all know how she is famous. The question is, why is she still famous? That is a question that plagues people of all ages.
And yes it is not lost on me that by me posting this I am contributing to her being famous.
Kim Kardashian modeled a black bathing suit, and I think she picked up a children’s size instead of the adult. Seriously, it is obvious that doesn’t fit her. How could she think that looks sexy? Oh wait, look who I am talking about.
I am sure Kim Kardashian wishes she could do a Ron Jeremy, but since she can’t this is the closest she will get to doing that.
Now if it were her husband with a poster of himself, I imagine Kanye West doing something completely different with it. And now I want that image out of my head.
You know how women tell men, who are staring at their boobs, her eyes up here? Well Kim Kardashian is a realist, so she took a Selfie cutting off her eyes because she knows no one will be looking at them.
First E! gave us Keeping Up with the Kardashians, then they gave us the spinoffs Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Khloé & Lamar, Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Kourtney and Khloé Take The Hamptons and I Am Cait. If that wasn’t enough, now Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are getting their own show.
When is E! going to realize, the Kardashians as a whole do well, separately they fail. So stopping giving them shows. While they are at, please cancel Keeping Up with the Kardadshians too.
Signed The Average American.
Kim Kardashian shared a photo of herself lying in bed with no makeup on and I think it’s the prettiest she has looked in a really long time. Some people look better with all of that paint on their faces and she is the opposite. Maybe if we got to see the real her more often, we might actually like her. OK, that is pushing it, but we might like her a tiny bit better.
So the newest trend on the internet is can you find something in a photo. Someone posted a photo on Bored Panda with 7 miniature versions of Kim Kardashian’s naked butt incorporated into a fruit stand. How many can you find?
I have only found two, but then I realized I am looking for Kim Kardashian’s huge a$$ and I had to stop. I like eating fruit too much to have my love for it disappear because every peach I see will be remind her of her bum.
Prince very rarely appeared on television, let alone a sitcom. But the late singer was a fan of New Girl, and he made a guest appearance on it. The writers wrote a party scene for him, and they invited a few celebrities to be on that episode. Two of the celebrities they asked were Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian, but wait you don’t remember seeing them on that episode?
Zooey Deschanel explained why we didn’t see them to Conan O’Brien on his TBS show yesterday. The adorkable actress said that on the day of Prince’s taping, she was studying her lines when a PA came in and frantically asked for the all scripts and call sheets. Then when she went outside she saw that PA burning all of the papers she just took. Turns out, when Prince’s people asked which celebrities were going to be on the show, Deschanel says that they said they hope it isn’t a Kardashian. Thus, why there was no evidence of them ever being on that special episode.
We all know that Prince was a genius, this is just further proof of that.
Kim Kardashian shared a photo of Kanye West and her going to a friend’s wedding and said, “My cutie.” No one is looking at him because they are too busy looking at her cuties.
If you stop staring at her chest for a second to look at his, then you will wonder why can’t he wear a tie. A man in a suit looks better with one. Don’t you agree?