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Kimye are loving in elevators
August 11th, 2014 under Kanye West, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Kim Kardashian Instgrammed this photo of Kanye West and her making out in elevator. And in an instant the desire I had to do it in a lift, after reading Fifty Shades of Grey, is completely gone. They tainted what was supposed to be a beautiful moment.
Now, I am wondering what places they haven’t christened yet. You know, so I can know what places I can still fantasize about having sex in.


Does this convince you Kim Kardashian changes North West’s diapers?
August 5th, 2014 under Jimmy Kimmel, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Kim Kardashian was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the new dad challenged her to a diaper changing contest. The two of them had to change as many diapers as possible in :90 seconds. I was watching for quality, I was watching for quantity.
I thought that Kim would be better at it because she’s been a mom for over a year, unlike the ABC late night host who’s only been a new dad for a month. But I don’t think she was that good at it. It could be because it was only a doll; but I’ve been watching my friend do it to my adopted niece for the last few months and she is much more organized when she does it.
So do you think Kim changes North West’s diapers or the nanny is one who gets the sh!tty job done?


Is this North West’s reaction to her parents making it to 73 days!
August 4th, 2014 under Kanye West, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

It’s official Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been married for 73 days, one more day than she was married to Kris Humphries. So it looks they might actually make it…to three months, maybe even four?
So how does their daughter, North West, feel about it? By the looks of her face while she sits on her dad’s lap, she is happy about it. I think that might be the first time we’ve ever seen her smile. So I guess seeing her parents beat the odds, is enough to bring a smile to her face? Which is a good thing because she looks so awwwdorable with it.
I think even her dad looks less mean with one on face, don’t you agree?


Kim Kardashian shows us she’s still sleeping with Kanye West
August 2nd, 2014 under Kanye West, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Kim Kardashian Instagrammed a photo of herself on the bed that her husband, Kanye West, is sleeping in. So I am assuming that is her way of telling us that the rumors that their marriage won’t last 72 days are a lie. At least for now.


Kim Kardashian working on her talent!
July 23rd, 2014 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Barbara Walters once told Kim Kardashian that she doesn’t have any talent, and I don’t think that is true. She is very good at tanning, and that is her talent. Also I think her other talents are making a sex tape and getting married. What else would you say is her talent?


Kim Kardashian’s butt is as big as her pregnant friend’s belly!
July 18th, 2014 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Kim Kardashian Instagrammed a photo of herself in a bikini next to very pregnant friend. All I could notice is that her bum is the same size as the other woman’s belly. So maybe Mrs Kanye West is pregnant with twins, one in her left cheek and one in right. It would explain things, right?


Kim Kardashian is back to blonde
June 25th, 2014 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

It is a slow slow slow news day, and the most exciting I can find to post in the last few hours is that Kim Kardashian is back to being a blonde. She doesn’t care what we think, so I will say I think she needs to go back to her natural color. Sorry Mrs West, but Blonde is not the new Black for you. It just washes her out and makes her look older than her mom.
What do you think of her lighter looks?


What caused the Kardashians’ vajayjays to hurt?
June 22nd, 2014 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

There is nothing private when it comes to The Kardashians and tonight on E!’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians they tell us that there vajayjays hurt. What caused the pain? They took a Spinning Class. If I were their men, I’d be pissed that they couldn’t do the same as those stationary bikes. Maybe they need to work on their stationary bikes.


Kim Kardashian never looked so good!
June 12th, 2014 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Kim Kardashian Instagrammed a photo of herself laying out on the beach and the newlywed never looked so good. Not because of her toned body, but because we don’t see her face.
BTW am I like the only one who is wondering where her boobs are? Seriously, her torso isn’t that long, is it?


Whose sisterly love is more awkward, The Jenners or The Cyruses?
June 11th, 2014 under Better than..., Miley Cyrus/Metro Station, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Khloe Kardashian Instagrammed a photo of her younger sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner showing their sisterly love and Miley Cyrus did the same with her lil sis Noah; and I have to wonder which picture is more awkward looking? I can’t decide, so you tell me.


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