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How many ballerinas were killed to make Jessica Biel’s dress?
March 4th, 2016 under Jessica Biel. [ Comments: none ]

Jessica Biel’s new restaurant Au Fudge was featured in Architectural Digest. For some reason she wore a dress that looks like she stole all the pink tutus from the American Ballet Theater. I don’t know who told her that she looked like beautiful ballerina because she looks more like the black swan who went on a killing spree and is wearing all of her prey’s feathers as a trophy.
That or I know that her dining establishment is kid friendly, but that doesn’t mean she needs to wear a dress made out of cotton candy to get all the children to eat there.


Is Jessica Biel wearing her baby’s used diapers as a gown?
November 4th, 2015 under Jessica Biel. [ Comments: 1 ]

Jessica Biel attended the CMAs with her husband Justin Timberlake tonight and she wore a gown that had a vintage feel. But when I saw the Marchesa dress, I thought it looked like it was made out of old diapers. It is a beautiful gown, but there is something about the fabric that reminds me of the used nappies you see in a Diaper Genie. What do you think of her Couture styling?


Silas Randall Timberlake makes his debut!
April 19th, 2015 under Jessica Biel, Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

Silas Randall Timberlake is not even a month old, but Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s son already knows how to work the camera. The proud parents shared a picture of their pride and joy and he is beyond precious. What did you expect when his mom and dad look the way they do?
On that note, I’ve never seen the Seventh Heaven star look so beautiful, I guess when you are in seventh heaven it shows!


Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel had a boy boy boy!
April 11th, 2015 under Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are the proud parents of a baby boy! According to People they named their first child Silas Randall. When he came into this world and all that other jazz has not been disclosed. I am sure, that is being saved for the highest bidder, I mean for the story that goes with his first photo.


Justin Timberlake finally confirms what we all knew!
February 1st, 2015 under Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]

For months it has been rumored that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are going to be parents, but the two never confirmed or denied it. That is until yesterday, when the the singer Instragammed a photo of himself kissing his wife’s belly. Along with the picture, he said “Thank you EVERYONE for the Bday wishes! This year, I’m getting the GREATEST GIFT EVER. CAN’T WAIT. #BoyOrGirl #YouNeverKnow #WeDontEvenKnow #WeAreTakingBets”
So forget betting on the Super Bowl today, bet on the sex of Baby Timbelake. Do you think it is a boy or a girl? I am going with a girl. In honor of today, I think they should name her Janet!


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