Britney Spears is going to guest star on an upcoming episode of Jane the Virgin and she posed with the show’s star Jaime Camil. The two of them kept it real by giving us all the finger. Wonder if that is a a little hint what we can expect from her appearance on the award winning show? At least I hope it is!
Yesterday during Britney Spears‘ Vegas show, she asked the audience to help her to count to two. Why? Because she extended her residency there for two more years.
Now, that we got the news out of the way, doesn’t she know how to count to two by now? I get it three is a much bigger number than two, so I can get why she needs help to count all the way to three. But two is just one number higher than one. I just don’t get it.
Britney Spears shared photo of herself dressed as a mermaid, and now we know what her secret identity is. Either that or she auditioning for Splash 2. I don’t know which would excite me more. Heck, who am I kidding? It’s about time we got a sequel to Splash and she would be perfect for it. She could easily be Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah’s Merkid. Hollywood make it happen.
Britney Spears has really gotten her body into a great shape, and now she is showing us how she did it. She shared one of her Yoga poses and it looks more like a sexual position that you would see Kama Sutra.
Hey you know what they say, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!”
So Britney Spears like has a brand new video for her song Pretty Girls and it is so like ugly. There is like nothing positive to say about it. It is like a gnarly ’80s music video that was not good enough to be on like MTV when they actually showed like music videos. Like forever ago.
Like remember when she was like cool, that was like way back when. Too like bad.
Oh and like don’t get me started on all of that like auto-tuning.
On Wednesday night Britney Spears fell at the end of her Las Vegas show and hurt her ankle. The injury was so bad, she was told to cancel her weekend performances even though she didn’t want to.
Today, the singer shared a photo of herself wearing a boot on her bad leg. Proving that Wednesday’s injury was more severe than us and she thought it was.
Hopefully she will be better soon!
Oops Britney Spears did it again, she fell on her a$$ while performing in Las Vegas yesterday. The singer was wrapping up her show, and wound up having to have ankle wrapped too when she got off the stage. Although the video says she sprained her ankle, all she said on Twitter is, “Thank you for all of the sweet wishes! Had a little scare on stage tonight with my ankle but Iâ€™m ok! â¤ï¸”
Hopefully the show will go on because everyone is loving the Womanizer’s concert and no one should have to miss one of her dates if they don’t have to.
UPDATE: Britney Spears Tweeted this sad update, “Breaks my heart to share this news. After hurting my ankle last night my doctor has advised me not to perform this weekend #Heartbroken” Then she added, “Your kind words mean everything to me! I’m rescheduling this weekendâ€™s shows and will let ya’ll know when we have the new dates. xoxo”
Britney Spears posted a photo of herself with Ed O’Neill and it brings me back to his days on Married…with Children. Doesn’t it look like Al Bundy is posing with his daughter, Kelly, and not one of the biggest pop stars in the world. All the Modern Family star has to do is put his hand in its pants and it would be perfect! Don’t you agree?
Britney Spears was doing her show in Las Vegas last week, when a chunk of her hair suddenly fell out. Instead of stopping her show, she remembered the classic Queen song. You know, The Show Must Go On, even if the extensions fall off.
You’d think with all the money she is making in Vegas, she could get a better hairstylist and not one that is so toxic.
Britney Spears took to Twitter to share some Words of Wizdumb. That sage advice is, “Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!” I don’t know what to say about that. I will just sit here and be blinded by her white teeth until what I have to say comes to me.