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Danny Trejo has a tattoo of Salma Hayek on his chest?
June 8th, 2016 under Graham Norton, Salma Hayek. [ Comments: none ]

Salma Hayek was on The Graham Norton Show and he asked her if she has met anyone who has tattoo of her on their body. She told him that she has, but the strangest experience was that with Danny Trejo. Back in the mid-’90s she did a little film with Danny Trejo called From Dusk to Dawn.
It was her first film and one of his first after he got out of prison. The crew had warned her about his past, so she “was a little bit afraid” to meet him at first. Then she described what happened when she did, she said, “He saw me and he ran towards me and ripped his shirt off. And he said, ‘I knew you before I knew you. I dreamt you before I knew you.'” Then she explained why he said that, “Sure enough, there was a picture of a woman that looks exactly like me. The body was a little bit better, but let’s pretend, exactly like me on his chest.” Then she added, he told her, “‘I just got out of jail and I am happy. But for you I would rob another bank!”
I bet never in his wildest dreams, when he was sitting there doing time, inking that tattoo on his chest, that as soon as he got out, he would meet the inspiration for that beautiful woman. But he did and he didn’t have to rob another bank to meet her. He just had to become an actor and do a movie with her. Talk about the American Dream!
If you want to see if his tat looks like the beautiful actress, then click here!


Salma Hayek and Susan Sarandon compare cleavages!
May 24th, 2016 under Salma Hayek, Susan Sarandon. [ Comments: none ]

Salma Hayek has a new Breast Friend Forever and her name is Susan Sarandon. The two Oscar winners compared their Thelma and Louises and Hayek declared that Sarandon’s are bigger.
Whose do you think are bigger? You know you are looking at them just like they are gazing at each others boobs. It is OK to stare, but not to touch-a, touch-a, touch them.


Do Salma Hayek and Chloe Sevigny have something to tell us?
May 16th, 2016 under Do they have something to tell us?, Salma Hayek. [ Comments: none ]

Salma Hayek and Chloe Sevigny were soaking up the mesmerizing sunset in Cannes and they quickly became BFFs as in Breast Friends Forever. Hayek was seen with her hand on Sevigny’s chest and The Brown Bunny star had her tongue on the Oscar winner’s boob, and you have to wonder if they have something to tell us? I don’t know if or think that they do, but I do know what a lot of men will be dreaming about tonight after seeing this photo.


Justin Bieber’s lyrics make for a good Soap Opera!
April 6th, 2016 under James Corden, Justin Bieber, Salma Hayek. [ Comments: none ]

James Corden took the lyrics of Justin Bieber and turned them into the dialogue for a Soap Opera on The Late Late Show yesterday. He asked Salma Hayek, Ray Romano and Gary Oldman to co-star with him in As the Beebs Turns and it is crazy how perfectly it worked.
Maybe Bieber needs to give up this whole singing thing and write for Soaps instead. Could you imagine?


Salma Hayek rushed to the hospital in an embarrassing shirt
February 5th, 2016 under Salma Hayek. [ Comments: none ]

Salma Hayek suffered a minor head injury on the set of Drunk Parents today, and the producers decided to rush her to the hospital to be on the safe side. The good news for her is that she is fine, and the bad news is that she didn’t have time to change out of her wardrobe before going. You see, she showed up in a shirt that made it look like she was topless and feeling herself up.
Which probably made things a whole lot easier for Dr Foster and Dr Ellspermann when they realized who there patient was. They were probably a little nervous to examine Hayek, but as soon as they saw her in that shirt they had something else to focus on.
I know doctors are used to seeing nude bodies, they are just not used to seeing it on one of the most beautiful actresses in Hollywood lying down in front of them.


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