I know there are guys who will find this video of Salma Hayek sexy, but I am beyond creeped out. Especially when she bites down and you hear the crunch. I cringe every time I hear it. Now that Instagram has autoreplay, that’s every few seconds because I keep forgetting to hit stop.
Have you ever wondered what Salma Hayek looks in the morning before she gets out of bed? Well, over the weekend, she made your dreams come true as she introduced her pets to the world wide web.
Not only do you get to see her in bedroom glory, you also got to meet Zsa Zsa, Toto, Blue and Diva. Sadly though, with the five of them in the bed, unfortunately there’s no room for you.
BTW she even looks fabulous when she just wakes up in the morning which makes me so jealous of her.
Salma Hayek was a guest on Late Night and she wanted to show Jimmy Fallon how to message his neck. So she grabbed him by the tie and started to loosen it up. As you can see by his face the NBC host rather enjoyed what was happening him. Then when she was done, she told him she was not going to massage him. So he said he was going to have to self-massage. A joke I am not sure she got. And of course she followed it up by saying first you need to get some moisturizer which is something we all know is needed for a male self massage!
Now it was time for the big reveal on how to do it and basically she wants to you beat the tip of the chin with your hands over and over and over again until you are satisfied.
Then once the demonstration was over, she told Fallon “You can dressed now, we’re done.”
I have to admit I actually felt for Fallon on that one because with all of that lead up she gave him, he really wasn’t left with much. But I am sure his wife was very happy when he got home!
BTW am I the only one who can’t stop messaging herself after watching Salma do her thing.
Salma Hayek and Oliver Stone were in London to promote their movie Savages and the director looks like he was more interested in her massive cleavage than talking about his failed film. I mean could he be any more obvious? It’s like he is a savage who has never seen boobs before and she seems oblivious to it all.
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Salma Hayek is starring in Grown Ups 2 and several boys/men are going to grow up after they see these pictures of her. I knew that she had a big chest, but I never realized until now that she has a booty to match. Seriously does she have any flaws?
Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek were spotted looking very chummy together in Cannes and looking at these pictures I have to wonder if they have something to tell us? Nope it is just the two actors promoting their film Puss In Boots.
BTW I am the only one who is a little bummed that the two of them are already married to other people because they make a cute couple?
Salma Hayek was on The Late Show with David Letterman to promote her movie Grown Ups and she told him how much she loves to eat bugs. As much as I hate bugs and I like to see them dead, there is no way you can get me to eat one. Just thought of it makes me cringe.
BTW I wonder if her recent incident with a snake is making her want to eat one? Afterall they taste like chicken.
Extra’s Terri Seymour was interviewing Salma Hayek, Maria Bello and Maya Rudolph about their movie Grown Ups in Malibou Lake, Ca when a snake decided to slither his way in to the interview. I am not talking about Terri’s ex Simon Cowell (sorry I couldn’t resist) but a real snake and the 3 actresses started screaming like they were about to be killed off in a horror movie instead of promoting a Judd Apatow dramedy. Salma squealed the loudest and climbed the highest which is a little weird because she seemed so calm and collected when she danced with a snake in From Dusk Til Dawn. I don’t think any of the girls will be living this down any time soon nor will they be doing another outside junket ever again.